1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的'意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。
下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。
这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。
8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a question？
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
8、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
If you use the beauty trick, I will.
9、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
10、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
11、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
13、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.
14、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
15、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
16、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
17、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
19、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。
I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
20、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
21、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
22、生活不止当下的`苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
23、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
Other peoples money is my property.
25、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。
Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
26、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。
My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.
27、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。
Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
28、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
29、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
30、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
If you want to live in the world, youd better be a bachelor!
31、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走。
If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
32、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.
33、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
34、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
35、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。
Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
36、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。
That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.
37、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。
All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
38、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨。
Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
39、你若安好，我便备胎到老。
If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.
40、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神。
If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.
41、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
The people I like are all on the hard disk.
42、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!
43、格式化自己，只为删除你。
Format yourself just to you.
44、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。
A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
45、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
46、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
47、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装。
Dont panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.
48、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.
49、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
Come back quickly, I cant come alone!
50、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.
51、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
52、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发。
The deepest night, the most hair.
53、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死。
Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.
54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
55、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。
Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。
Im not supposed to eat at my age.
58、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨。
Youre all funny. Im stupid.
表白的句子英语精选
1、Wish you a happy new year and a good fortune in the coming year when we will share our happiness, think of our good friends, andour dreams come true!
在这快乐分享的时刻，思念好友的时刻，美梦成真的时刻，祝你—新年快乐，佳节如意!
2、Every day I miss you. It is a hard time for me to miss you but itis even harder not to do so. In such a contrary mood, I miss you deeply! A happy Valentines Day to you!
在每个想念的日子，想你不容易，不想你更难，愿以一片难懂的心情，深深思念你!情人节快乐!
3、If living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with youis the award of the lord.
如果活着，是上帝赋予我最大的使命，那么活者有你，将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐。
4、Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
5、Love is a chord in life, not a solo.
爱是人生的和弦，而不是孤独的独奏曲。
6、Those days when we were together appear in my mind time after time,because they were so joyful, happy, blest, disappointing, sad and painful. I miss you ,and miss you so mach.
常常想起曾和你在一起的那些日子。开心、快乐、幸福、失落、伤心、痛苦的所有日子。很想你，很想你
7、Never stop smiling, not even when you're sad, some man fall in love with your smile.
永远都不要停止微笑，即使在你难过的时候，说不定有人会因为你的微笑而爱上你。
8、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
9、For our ever-lasting friendship, send sincere blessings and warmgreetings to my friends whom I miss so much.
一份不渝的友谊，执着千万个祝福，给我想念的朋友，温馨的问候。
10、Love triumphs over everthing.Love has no age, no limit and no death.
爱情战胜一切。爱情没有寿命，没有极限，不会死亡。
表白的句子英语集锦
11、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
12、Become a better person and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are.
做一个更好的人，确信在遇见一个新的人之前知道自己是谁，也希望那个人知道你是谁。
13、As long as you are willing, please let me know what I can do for you. When you are unhappy and want to cry on somebody's shoulder, I will stand before you immediately.
只要你愿意，当你失落失意的时候，最需要一个肩膀的时候，告诉我，我会立即出现。
14、Coffee is lonely without cups. I am lonely without you.
没有杯子咖啡是寂寞的没有你我是孤独的。
15、My heart beats for you every day. I am inspired by you everyminute, and I worry about you every second. It is wonderful to have you in my life.
每一天都为你心跳，每一刻都被你感动，每一秒都为你担心。有你的感觉真好。
16、I am too happy to stand faint!
我要幸福的昏倒了!
17、You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs areonly sung for you.
你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
18、I miss you when I am depressed, just as I miss the sunlight in winter; I miss you when I feel happy, just as I miss the shade in the hot sun.
曾经迷惘的心中，是你牵引我走出寂寞。
19、I prefer having your accompanying for life-long time to the short-time tenderness.
我不要短暂的温存，只要你一世的陪伴。
20、Do you understand the feeling of missing someone? It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.
你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
21、Because of loving you so much that I stood aside. Although myfigure left you away, my heart didn't. Today I have made up my mindto say “I love you.”
正是因为爱才悄悄的躲开，躲开的是身影，躲不开的是默默的情怀;今天我终于鼓起勇气，向你表达我的爱。
22、I pray for the swan goose, the moonlight and the spring breeze forthousands of times, wishing the swan goose can bring my miss toyou; the moonlight can convey my greeting to you ; the spring breeze can send my care to you!
思念中我一千次一万次地问鸿雁问明月问春风，愿鸿雁将我的眷恋捎给你;愿明月将我的问候带给你;愿春风将我的关切送给你!
23、I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and lovea person in a day, but it will take me a whole life to forgetyou.
遇上一个人要一分钟的时间，喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间，爱上一个人要一天的时间，可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。
24、I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when Imiss you. Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely.
不是因为寂寞才想你，是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为太想你。
25、I know you like this song most and I know what you are thinking about ,too, I miss you.
我知道你最喜欢这首歌，我也知道你的心思，我想你。
26、It's you that led me out of the loneliness when I was lost in my mind.
曾经迷惘的心中，是你牵引我走出寂寞。
27、I know you like this song most and I know what you are thinking about ,too, I miss you.
我知道你最喜欢这首歌，我也知道你的心思，我想你。
28、It is graceful grief and sweet sadness to think of you, but in my heart, there is a kind of soft warmth that can't be expressed with any choice of words.
想你，是一种美丽的忧伤的甜蜜的惆怅，心里面，却是一种用任何语言也无法表达的温馨。
29、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losing in your eyes.
你有地图么?因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了。
30、As long as you are willing, please let me know what I can do foryou. When you are unhappy and want to cry on somebodys shoulder, I will stand before you immediately.
只要你愿意，当你失落失意的时候，最需要一个肩膀的时候，告诉我，我会立即出现。
表白的句子英语摘抄
31、I can meet a person in a minute, like a person in an hour and love a person in a day, but it will take me a whole life to forget you.
遇上一个人要一分钟的时间，喜欢一个人只需一小时的时间，爱上一个人要一天的时间，可要我忘记你却要用上一生的时间。
32、Love you so I don——t wanna go to sleep, for reality is better than a dream.
爱你，所以不想入睡，因为真实比梦境还要美丽。
33、Love is not only a sentiment but also an art.
爱情不仅仅是感情，它也是艺术。
34、Every man is a poet when he is in love.
每个恋爱中的人都是诗人。
35、There are 4 steps to happiness: 1 you 2 me 3 our hearts 4 together.
通过四步就能幸福1 你2 我3 我们的心4 在一起。
36、Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
37、You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.
你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
38、Every day without you is like a book without pages.
没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
39、I miss you so deeply that my love just like a kite has broken its line and won't stop flying until it reaches you at last.
长长的思念，就像风筝断了线，飘啊飘啊，飘到你的身边。
40、Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
41、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
42、I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you. Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely.
不是因为寂寞才想你，是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为太想你。
43、You are everything to me, and I was so blessed when god sent you here for me.
你是我的一切，我是如此幸运上帝让你来到我身边。
44、No man or woman is worth your tears and the one who is,won't make your cry.
没人值得你为ta流泪，真正爱你的人不会让你哭泣。
45、Wish to meet my angle again lovely girl in my dream!
但愿会在梦中再见到我心爱的女孩!
46、There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
生活中总会有人想伤害你，你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心点而已。
47、Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。
48、If I could rearrange the alphabet,I'd put Y and I together.
如果我能重新来排列字母，我要把Y(你)跟I(我)在一起。
49、Do you fear a love fool who is loving you so deeply?
难道你怕一个深爱着你的痴情儿?
50、Meeting you was fate,and falling in love with you was out of my control.
遇见你是命运的安排而爱上你是我情不自禁。
