1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a question？
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
8、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
If you use the beauty trick, I will.
9、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
10、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
11、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
13、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.
14、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
15、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
16、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
17、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
19、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。
I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
20、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
21、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
22、生活不止当下的`苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
23、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
Other peoples money is my property.
25、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。
Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
26、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。
My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.
27、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。
Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
28、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
29、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
30、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
If you want to live in the world, youd better be a bachelor!
31、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走。
If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
32、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.
33、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
34、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
35、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。
Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
36、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。
That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.
37、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。
All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
38、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨。
Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
39、你若安好，我便备胎到老。
If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.
40、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神。
If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.
41、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
The people I like are all on the hard disk.
42、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!
43、格式化自己，只为删除你。
Format yourself just to you.
44、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。
A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
45、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
46、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
47、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装。
Dont panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.
48、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.
49、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
Come back quickly, I cant come alone!
50、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.
51、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
52、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发。
The deepest night, the most hair.
53、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死。
Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.
54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
55、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。
Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。
Im not supposed to eat at my age.
58、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨。
Youre all funny. Im stupid.
最有哲理的英文句子1
1、When the whole world is about to rain, lets make it clear in our heart together.
当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。
2、I lied when I said I didnt like you. I lied when I said I didnt care. I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you.
我说不爱你，那是假话;我说不在乎，那是假话;我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。
3、Life is a journey, not the destination, but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view.
人生就是一场旅行，不在乎目的地，在乎的应该是沿途的风景以及看风景的心情。
4、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.
你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。
5、Its better to be alone than to be with someone youre not happy to be with.
宁愿一个人呆着，也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。
6、No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesnt stop for your grief. The sun comes right back up the next day.
不管你有多痛苦，这个世界都不会为你停止转动。太阳依旧照样升起。
7、If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.
如果你希望成功，当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵。
8、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.
幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。
9、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.
任何值得做的，就把它做好。
10、Ill think of you every step of the way.
我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
11、Until you make peace with who you are, youll never be content with what you have.
除非你能和真实的自己和平相处，否则你永远不会对已拥有的东西感到满足。
12、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.
你的幸福路人皆知，(www.lz13.cn)我的狼狈无处遁形。
13、In love folly is always sweet.
恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
14、In the end, its not the years in your life that count. Its the life in your years.
到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。
15、The hard part isnt making the decision. Its living with it.
做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。
16、Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you.
时间在流逝，生命中人来人往。不要错失机会，告诉他们在你生命中的意义。
17、Accept what was and what is, and youll have more positive energy to pursue what will be.
接受过去和现在的模样，才会有能量去追寻自己的未来。
18、If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above it. Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. ——Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
要想射中靶，必须瞄准比靶略为高些，因为脱弦之箭都受到地心引力的影响。
19、One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for.
要得到真正的快乐，我们只需拥有三样东西：有想做的事，有值得爱的人，有美丽的梦。
20、Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you love someone.
爱不是什么可能、大概、也许，一旦爱上了，自己是十分清楚的
最有哲理的英文句子2
1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, wont make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, dont forget to learn your lesson.
如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。
3.Dont waste your time on a man/woman, who isnt willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间
Light come, light go. 来得容易，去得快。
Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it’s too late to take a tumble.死亡教会人一切，如同考试之后公布的结果？？虽然恍然大悟，但为时晚矣！
Look before you leap. First think, then act. 三思而后行。
Love begins with a smile，grows with a kiss，ends with a tear. When you were born，you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die，you’re the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. 爱情以笑开始，以吻转浓，以泪结束。当你哭着降临人世时，身边的每个人都在为此欢笑，好好生活吧，这样你就能含笑离开人世，而身边的每个人都在为此哭泣。
One thing I know,that is I know nothing.(Socrates Greek)一个人的真正价值首先决定于他在什么程度上和在什么意义上从自我解放出来。（爱因斯坦德国）
One’s real value first lies in to what degree and what sense he set himself.(Einstein Germany)人必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀。 (美国演员 卓别林. C.)
So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets. 所以无论何事，你们愿意人怎样待你们，你们也要怎样待人。因为这就是律法和先知的道理。
Stick to it, and you’ll succeed. 只要人有恒，万事都能成。
The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. 幸福之人并非拥有一切，只是尽力享受生活的赐予。
The world has kissed my soul with its pain,Asking for its return in songs。这世界用痛苦来亲吻我的灵魂，却要我用歌声回报。
There is no royal road to learning. 学无坦途。
Time is money. 时间就是金钱。
Victory won’t come to me unless I go to it. -- M.Moore生命不止，奋斗不息。 -- 卡莱尔
We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -- Mattin Luther King胜利是不会向我们走来的'，我必须自己走向胜利。 -- 穆尔
Well begun is half done. 好的开端是成功的一半。 where there is a will, there is a way. 有志者，事竟成。
Yesterday is history,tomorrow is mystery,but today is a gift.That is why it is called the present.昨天已成历史，未来仍然神秘，而唯有现在是个礼物。这就是为什么我们把现在称为present（礼物，现在）。
You have to believe in yourself . That’s the secret of success.(Charles Chaplin , American actor )只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。（巴里摩尔） 我不去想是否能够成功,既然选择了远方,便只顾风雨兼程；我不去想,身后会不会袭来寒风冷雨,既然目标是地平线,留给世界的只能是背影.
