钢铁侠1搞笑台词

时间：2019-06-25 03:59

钢铁侠的经典台词

看那嘴型……他说的绝对不是fact

原句是“the truth's ……I'm iron man

钢铁侠与贾维斯搞笑对话

有点少，记得的是有时钢铁侠用隐语跟贾维斯开玩笑，贾维斯一本正经地回答，托尼一脸尴尬

关于钢铁侠

Avengers 已经苏醒了 The Tesseract has awakened. 它处在人类那微不足道的世界 It is on a little world, a human world. 人类觊觎它的能量 They would wield its power, 但只有我们的盟友才对它了如指掌 but our ally knows its workings as they never will. 他将为我们开路 He is ready to lead 我们的军队奇塔瑞紧随其后 and our force, our Chitauri, will follow. 事成之后那个世界归他 A world will be his. 整个宇宙归您 The universe, yours. 至于人类除了灰飞湮灭还能有什么下场? And the humans, what can they do but burn? 所有人员注意 All personnel, 疏散命令已确认 the evacuation order has been confirmed. 联合暗能量任务西区飞马计划到底什么情况? How bad is it? 问题就是我们也不知道 That's the problem, sir. We don't know. 塞尔维格博士观测到四小时前能量爆发一次 Dr.Selvig read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours a. NASA没准许塞尔维格进入测试阶段 NASA authorise Selvig to to test phase. 他没在测试他根本就不在实验室里 He wasn't testing it. He wasn't even in the room. 这是魔方自发行为 Spontaneous event. 魔方自行启动? It just turned itself on? 现在它的能量等级呢? Where are the energy levels now? 不断上升塞尔维格控制不了我们就下令疏散了 Climbing. When Selvig couldn't shut it down, we ordered evac. 全部撤离还要多久?Freedom. 自由是弥天大谎 Freedom is life's great lie. 摆脱了它你才能真正体会到 Once you accept that, in your heart, 什么才是平静 you will know peace. 说得好平静 Yeah, you say peace, 我觉得你说反了吧 I kind of think you mean the other thing. 长官弗瑞指挥官在拖时间 Sir, Director Fury is stalling. 这个地方马上要爆炸了 This place is about to blow 上面几百尺的土层塌下来 and drop a hundred feet of rock on us. 他打算把我们活埋了 He means to bury us. 以前的法老也这么干 Like the pharaohs of old. 他说得对通道正在崩坏 He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself. 两分钟内再不走我们就得丧命于此 We've t maybe two minutes before this goes critical. 好吧 Well, then. 我需要这些车 I need these vehicles. 他是谁? - 他们没告诉我 - Who's that? - They tell me. 特工希尔! Hill! 能收到吗? Do you copy? 巴顿叛变了 Barton has turned. 他们拿到了! 堵住他们! They have the Tesseract! Shut them down! 好快走吧别管了快走! Okay, go. No, leave it. Go! 楼上没人了长官你快走 We're clear upstairs, sir. You need to go. 指挥官? Director? 弗瑞指挥官能收到吗? Director Fury, do you copy? 宇宙魔方落入敌方手中 The Tesseract is with a hostile force. 有人员伤亡希尔你呢? I have men down. Hill? 许多人被埋住了 A lot of men still under. 不知道有几人生还 I don't know how many survivors. 通知所有人 Sound a general call. 我要所有未参与救援的人员 I want every living soul not working rescue 去找那个手提箱 looking for that briefcase. 明白 Roger that. 科尔森我们回基地进入7级警戒 Coulson, get back to base. This is a Level Seven. 这意味着求你了 Please. 下次该先把钱收了 You should've got paid up front, Banner. 我说对于一个 You know, for a man 应该避免压力的人而言 who's supposed to be avoiding stress 你真是选错了落脚的地方 you picked a hell of a place to settle. 逃避压力不是关键 Avoiding stress isn't the secret. 那该如何? 练瑜伽? Then what is it? Yoga? 你帮我带到郊区来真够聪明的 You brought me to the edge of the city. Smart. 我猜这儿已经被包围了吧 I assume the whole place is surrounded. 只有你和我 Just you and me. 还有你那位小影后? And your actress buddy? 她也是特工吗? 这么早就入伙了? Is she a spy, too? They start that young? 我当初也是 I did. 你是谁? Who are you? 我叫· Natasha Romanoff. 你是来杀我的吗小姐? Are you here to kill me, Ms.Romanoff? 这样事情会闹得很不愉快的 Because that's not going to work out for everyone. 不当然不是我代表来的 No, of course not. I'm here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D. S.H.I.E.L.D. 他们怎么找到我的? How did they find me? 我们从没跟丢过博士 We never lost you, Doctor. 只是保持距离罢了 We've kept our distance. 也帮助过你不受他方势力 Even helped keep some other interested parties 的骚扰 off your scent. 为什么? Why? 好像很信任你 Nick Fury seems to trust you. 我们现在需要你挺身而出 But now we need you to come in. 如果我拒绝呢? What if I say no? 我会说服你 I'll persuade you. 那如果我的另一面说不呢? And what if the other guy says no? 他安分守己已经一年多了 You've been more than a year without an incident. 我想他不会打破平静的 I don't think you want to break that streak. 可不是每次我都能控制住的 Well, I don't every time get what I want. 这不是复仇者 This isn't about the Avengers. 我们看到了名单 We've seen the list. 你手下有世界顶级的秘密安全部队 You're running the world's greatest covert security network 你却要把人类的安危和命运 and you're going to leave the fate of the human race 交给一群怪物 to a handful of freaks. 我没想交给谁 I'm not leaving anything to anyone. 我们需要一个应急部队 We need a response team. 他们可能性格孤僻甚至有缺陷 These people may be isolated, unbalanced even 但我相信正确指引下这是一支好队伍 but I believe with the right push they can be exactly what we need. 你相信? You believe? 胜仗不是靠直觉指挥官 War isn't won by sentiment, Director. 不靠的是士兵 No, it's won by soldiers. 时间不多了 There's not enough time. 必须把它抛下水! I got to put her in the water! 你不会孤单的 You won't be alone. 天呐 Oh, my God. 这人还活着! This guy is still alive! 睡不着? Trouble sleeping? 我睡了70年了长官已经睡够了 I slept for 70 years, sir. I think I've had my fill. 那你应该出去转转开心点看看世界 Then you should be out, celebrating, seeing the world. 我昏迷时我们在打仗 When I went under, the world was at war. 我醒来后他们说我们赢了 I wake up, they say we won. 但他们没说我们丢了什么 They say what we lost. 一路走来确实有些错误 We've made some mistakes along the way. 最近也有个 Some, very recently. 你是带着任务来的长官? Are you here with a mission, sir? 是的 I am. 想要让我重返世界? Trying to get me back in the world? 是去拯救它 Trying to save it. 组织的秘密武器 HYDRA'S secret weapon. 他们找你的时候 Howard Stark fished that out of the ocean 一代钢铁侠从深海里捞上来的 when he was looking for you. 他想法和我们一样 He thought what we think. 好吧那... Well, then... 就这么说定了注意安全 Square deal. Fly safe. 认真工作哦 Work hard. 你能送我去拉呱迪亚机场吗? So, any chance you're driving by LaGuardia? 我可以送你过去 - 太好了 I can drop you. - Fantastic. 诶我说 I want to hear 那个大提琴女你俩还好着么? about the cellist. Is that still a thing? 她回波兰去了 She moved back to Portland. 什么? 讨厌! What? Boo! 离基地还有四十分钟长官 We're about 40 minutes out from home base, sir. 这个班纳博士想复制博士在我身上用的药? So, this Dr Banner was trying to replicate the serum they used on me? 很多人都想 A lot of people were. 你是世界上第一个超级英雄 You were the world's first superhero. 班纳觉得伽马射线可能是解开 Banner thought gamma radiation might hold the key to unlocking 艾斯金博士的配方的关键 Erskine's original formula. 他没成功对吧? Didn't really go his way, did it? 确实 Not so much. 不变身时他就像霍金 When he's not that thing, though, the guy's like a Stephen Hawking. 就是说他很聪明 He's like a smart person. 我得说 I gotta say, 正式见到你真是非常荣幸 it's an honour to meet you officially. 之前也见过 I've sort of met you. I mean, 你沉睡时我看过你 I watched you while you were sleeping. 我是说他们把你 I mean, I was present 从冰层里救起的时候我在场 while you were unconscious from the ice. 对于我来说能跟你 You know, it's really just a huge honour 同船真是莫大的荣幸... to have you on board this... 我希望我能胜任 I hope I'm the man for the job. 哦那必须的 Oh, you are. Absolutely. 我们把制服改了改 We made some modifications to the uniform. 我自己加了些设计进去 I had a little design input. 制服? The uniform? 星条啥的会不会 Aren't the stars and stripes a little动力装置已达到峰值 Power plant performing at capacity. 准备就绪 We are clear. 引擎全开 All engines operating. 神盾局193.6号紧急协议已实行 S.H.I.E.L.D. Emergency Protocol 193.6 in effect. 已达到预定高度长官 - 好 We Are at level, sir. - Good. 隐形吧 Let's vanish. 启动模拟反光板 Engage retro-reflection panels. 反光板已启动 Reflection panels engaged. 各位 Gentlemen. 博士感谢你的光临 Doctor, thank you for coming. 感谢你友好的邀请 Thanks for asking nicely. 那我要在这里待多久? So, how long am I staying? 等我们夺回宇宙魔方 Once we get our hands on the Tesseract, 你就自由了 you're in the wind. 那你们进展如何? Where are you with that? 我们正在扫描全球所有 We're sweeping every wirelessly accessible 无线摄像头 camera on the planet. 手机笔记本电脑... Cell phones, laptops... 只要连得上卫星就都是我们的眼线 If it's connected to a satellite, it's eyes and ears for us. 就这样还是来不及 That's still not gonna find them in time. 你们得缩小搜索范围 You have to narrow your field. 你能调用多少光谱分析仪? How many spectrometers do you have access to? 你需要多少? - 那联系所有的实验室吧 How many Are there? - Call every lab you know. 让他们把光谱分析仪放到房顶 Tell them to put the spectrometers on the roof 校准到搜索伽马射线 and calibrate them for gamma rays. 我会用聚群识别草拟出跟踪算法 I'll rough out a tracking algorithm, basic cluster recognition. 这样起码可以排除几个区域 At least we could rule out a few places. 有我工作的地方吗? Do you have somewhere for me to work? 罗曼诺夫特工 Agent Romanoff, 麻烦你带班纳博士去他的实验室好吗? could you show Dr Banner to his laboratory, please? 你会喜欢的博士那儿设备齐全 You're gonna love it, Doc. We got all the toys. 把这个放到那边 Put it over there. 你从哪找来的这些人? Where did you find all these people? 神盾局从来不缺敌人博士 S.H.I.E.L.D. has no shortage of enemies, Doctor. 这就是你要找的东西? Is this the stuff you need? 对铱 Yeah, iridium. 陨石里就有能形成反质子 It's found in meteorites. It forms anti-protons. 这东西可不好找 It's very hard to get hold of. 神盾局知道你需要它就更难了 Especially if S.H.I.E.L.D. knows you need it. 一时糊涂嘛 Well, I didn't know. 你来啦! Hey! 宇宙魔方教会我好多 The Tesseract has shown me so much. 不只是知识是真理 It's more than knowledge. It's truth. 我知道 I know. 你看到了什么巴顿特工? What did it show you, Agent Barton? 我的下一个目标 My next target. 要我做什么 Tell me what you need. 声东击西 I need a distraction. 还有一颗眼珠 And an eyeball. 我是说要是太麻烦的话 I mean, if it's not too much trouble. 没没不麻烦 No, no. It's fine. 是套典藏版 It's a vintage set. 我搜集了几年才集齐 It took me a couple of years to collect them all. 九成新 Near mint. 边角有点磨损但是... Slight foxing around the edges, but...

复仇者联盟里的英雄名字，及各自的电影（有的是多部）。
求名字

1、我升职加薪当上总经出任CEO 迎娶白富美走向人生巅峰还有点小激动我记得这个还有一跑和开头的两个2、其实是这样的，一旦出现坏消息，你就会被吸入我的怀抱，然后在重力的影响下被摔在地面上。

这是大自然的规律，没法避免啊

3、我想起那天夕阳下的奔跑，那是我逝去的青春。

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4、我们要去远方看看还有什么是我们的思密达5、为了你

XXX被XXX了

你个丧门星!6、本集由蒙古海军赞助播出我们的征途是星辰大海只要足够帅就行。

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这么说来我也不需要做什么嘛看我如何用这俊朗的五官。

忧郁的气质轻易征服她。

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7、我的生涯一片无悔，我想起那天夕阳下的奔跑，那是我逝去的青春。

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8、想要营救公主，就要，嗯..额..这...就要...就要...就要从我的尸体上跨过去...拜托能把台词背熟在上来吗...9、钢铁侠蜘蛛侠蝙蝠侠雷峰侠此刻灵魂附体10、我就是这样一个德智体美育全面发展的好少年11、没错，我就是一无所有的吊丝12、这根鼻毛还有些小调皮13、你救了我，今晚我就要跟你洞房，我要我要，洞房洞房，我要我要，我要我要，洞房洞房，我要我要。

14、哎我勒个擦，一个男孩怎么能穿红内裤呢15、我的左拳像火焰一样炽热，我的右拳像冰霜一样寒冷。

16、自从装了这个APP妈妈再也不用担心我的节操呢17、将军你好厉害啊叫我官人等等我到底什么取向18、为了你赵云七进七出险些丧命你个丧门星

为了你诸葛亮遭受冰火九重天你个丧门星

为了你张飞惨遭大宝剑你这丧门星

报

关将军败走卖城为了你几损我一员大将

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的卢马难产而死为了你的卢马难产死了报

曹军来袭了为了你曹军来袭了

大自然的规律还真是没法改变呀

19、这忧伤的兰花指果然非同凡响，一定是线索所在20、我想起导演那天走的时候给我说的话，…… ……，哦导演从来没有给我说过话21、我怎么养的这么个败家仔，真是家门不幸啊。

22、别动，我看见你了啊，赶紧出来，不然我一枪毙了你。

23、贾九君才是我们正真的朋友啊，你这种行为，深深地感动了我们。

24、、哥，你现在是咱这条街上最牛的了，那小鬼子都快拿你当祖宗供了，咋给他们哄的啊。

25、你不说你是天蓬元帅转世吗?那咋还转关老爷那儿去了。

26、人生在世生生死死，几世轮回，这神仙啦，也有下凡体验民情的时候，关老爷下凡那天正好看着我了，就把我顺便捎来了。

27、我贾九虽然做不了英雄，我当不了英雄，我也不能当狗熊。

28、行，哥你要不娶，我也不嫁。

(三杆子对贾九说的话)那就咱俩过吧。

29、够水灵的吧，一掐一兜水。

一掐一兜油。

(倪进财带贾九去相亲)30、完了，这天上掉下来这么一个大馅饼，不把我砸死啊。

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