分手大师的经典语录
1.感情这玩意有开始就有结束，有牵手就有分手，且不说有那么多虚情假意的分分合合，就算两个人抵挡住了所有的诱惑，相濡以沫的度过了一生，然后呢，还是有一个人会先走，剩下的那个呢，情何以堪，牵手的甜蜜是短暂的，分手的痛苦那才是永恒的 ,这是人类的宿命。
2.独行太久心会变坚硬，只有爱会让它松动。
3.痛苦的将就不如痛快的分手。
4.牵手的甜蜜是短暂的，分手的痛苦是永恒的，这就是人类的宿命。
5.你确定你的童年没有被疯狗咬过吗
6.在通往成功的道路上，坚持不等于缺心眼。
7.我利用跟她住在一起的机会，在给她做饭的时候，早餐来一杯三鹿牛奶，中午一顿转基因米饭，晚宴隆重一点，来一盆麻辣小龙虾，用地沟油精制而成，夜宵来俩苏丹红的咸鸭蛋，连吃上20天…… 8.上帝很忙，他只教会人们如何谈恋爱，却忘记了教人们如何分手
9.自古谁无屎，哪能天天都带纸
10.梅远贵：臭不要脸和没羞没臊，你选一个吧。
唐大山：你先选一个，剩下一个就是我的。
11.您跟我三姑那简直是天生的一对，地设的一双，尤其是你们那个审美情趣啊
那简直是珠联璧合，一丘之貉，狼狈为奸呢。
12.唐大山：明年的今天，这儿将长成一棵大树。
梅远贵：还会有一段浪漫的爱情故事，唐大山。
唐大山：人渣。
梅远贵：这个故事就叫做山楂树之恋。
13.吃软饭是一门历史悠久的传统民间艺术，源远流长，博大精深，吃软饭是相当的耗费体力啊
14.那可是我的血汗钱，是我汗珠子掉床上摔八瓣儿，一口一口软饭吃出来的呀。
15.老娘是个彪悍的女人。
分手大师经典语录 16.梅远贵：可是我依然爱你阿曼达，我爱你爱得那么辛苦，难道对你来说，我只不过是茫茫人海一粒沙
阿曼达：不，对我来说，你就是茫茫人海一人渣
17.梅远贵：我是败类是人渣，败类我也是败类中的vip，人渣中的战斗机。
18.吃软饭怎么啦，吃软饭怎么啦，你还别瞧不起吃软饭的，你还要不要脸啦
19.梅远贵：分手之际，没有别的礼物，只有一句深深地祝福送给你，你还没给我这个月的生活费。
20.旅客朋友们请注意，飞往朝鲜平壤的航班已经彻底取消，没有原因。
请旅客朋友们到二号柜台办理手续，爱办不办，不爱办拉倒。
21.就算两个人相濡以沫，走过一生，还是要有一个人先走。
牵手的甜蜜是短暂的，分手的痛苦，才是永恒的。
这就是我们人类的宿命。
22.什么爱不爱的，有意义吗
我爸有多爱我妈，他这一生就有多痛苦。
23.好好一张五筒脸，给拍成白饼了。
分手大师开场白的台词
看一遍就知道了啦
电影分手大师台词中满天的烟花下一句
看完《分手大师》只想说太失望了，前期宣传得那么好，又有那么多大牌助阵，场景也好，可为啥情节那么差呢
开头就有模仿《甲方乙方》的痕迹，乏味。
邓超也真是够拼，全靠他一人卖力耍宝，化妆师很给力，毛里求斯国王妆太赞了
分手大师开头那场景是什么地方
开头场景在非洲的毛里求斯。
为非洲东部一岛国，位于印度洋西南方，距约800公里，与相距2,200公里。
作为火山岛国，毛里求斯四周被珊瑚礁环绕，岛上地貌千姿百态，沿海是狭窄平原，中部是高原山地，有多座山脉和孤立的山峰。
整个国土由和其他小群岛组成，经历荷兰、法国和英国等国后，于1968年3月12日脱离英国殖民获得独立，岛上亦有不少华人。
毛里求斯曾是世上唯一住有渡渡鸟的地方，但该鸟已于17世纪末绝种。
截至2013年，毛里求斯是非洲三个人类发展指数被评为“高”级别的国家之一。
分手大师最开头歌曲是什么
伊人泪，相思成灰
分手大师结束时的歌叫什么
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分手大师开头没跟一个女人分手成功都会有的歌叫什么
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time would never goHello my world hello you worldEvery time when I saw your faceWon’t you please send me a smileand dance with my toeHello small world hello big worldWanna give my love to everyonebut this time I’d keep it deep in my soulHello my world hello you worldEvery time when I saw your faceWon’t you please send me a smileand dance with my toeHello small world hello big worldWanna give my love to everyonebut this time I’d keep it deep in my soulG-Slide(Tour Bus)演唱者：Lil' Mama G-Slide (Tour Bus）歌词：If my sister tour bus, ride through your townYou're gonna have a problem, tell um Lil' Mama.Uh uh, no way, you can show me how.(x2)Uh uh, no way, you can show me howYou can show me howTo G-slideLil' Mama tour bus might ride through your townTake her time, show you howTo do the G-slide, let me show you howTo G-slideLet's Go!Lil' Mama get it poppin' puttin' workG-slide for me (Hey)G-slide with me (Hey)G-slide with me (Hey)Lil' Mama get it poppin' puttin' workG-slide for me (Hey)G-slide with me (Hey)G-slide with me (Hey)When I bump up on the track it's like(Whoop, there's it is)From the block parties to house partiesI gets it inI'ma bump Bee's a kneesAnd that's exactly what I meantYoung beats from the eastSo you know I puts it inI'm that ghetto gorgeous guess girlWith the fly east line, (is wretch you know)By the way that I'm built on the track (Ya Know)You ain't never see a girl like this before (Oh no)My heart seems fly highWe run until we di-ieWe're ninto new to beYeppin and always trying to get byBut I don't hearIt goes in one ear and out the otherTold him how to G-slide and insult his motherGet get down big Mama'I can dig it, you got itBut when my track starts the GA stampede startin'Lil' Mama tour bus might ride through your townTake a time, show you howTo do the G-slide, let me show you howTo G-slideLet's Go!Lil' Mama get it poppin' puttin' work (I put it work)x3Lil' Mama get it poppin' puttin' work (Hey!)New shirt (New shirt)New kicks (New kicks)New PantsG-slide the new danceNo auto maw We live in the new timesLil' ma musta artist for meIs the new grimeMore money, more moneyMore shineShe the princess of the cityI'm her son boy shineTop the dimeShorty got cake like uhDuncan Hines, come on G-slideCallin' me T,Seeing hugs of sabrina ping daddyAnd when the time is going downMake you ring daddyThat mean you got to feel meCause I'm might make you flyAnd if your G-slide slowYou better pick it upG-slide with meBe shy do itSee shorty lookin' over from the side viewin'I'm 'bout to hook him upAnd show him how to do itSlide right, slide leftHit timeLil' Mama tour bus might ride through your townTake a time, show you howTo do the G-slide, let me show you howTo G-slideLet's Go!Lil' mama get it poppinStand on the streets so the people yellJust lookin' at me likeNo fair, I'm here, No fairAnd my heart gonna nip you girlsI bet you gonna live no lossesI switch verses like sauces That prego sauce be poppinShe so hot When I go bring them down to poppinNow you tip 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