谁有搞笑版灰姑娘的剧本
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灰姑娘话剧剧本（搞笑的）
灰姑娘（剧本）人物：灰姑娘，王子,继母，继妹，小精灵，礼仪小姐，旁白，小卓子,宫女。
旁白：故事像时间一样久远，孤苦伶仃的灰姑娘从小就备受她同父异母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一样的后母的欺辱。
妹（从灰手中抢过一个铅笔盒）：给我
灰：这是我的
（母上）母：你想要的话就跟我说嘛，你要是不说我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的话我又怎么会不给你呢，你不说的话，我是不会知道你想要的，这样不就冤枉了为母吗
所以说，以后你想要的话，就一定要对我说，我是不会不给你的，如果你想要……灰：什么乱七八糟的，听不懂。
母：好吧，我再给你说一遍，你想要的话就跟我说嘛，你要是不说我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的话我又怎么会不给你呢，你不说的话，我是不会知道你想要的，这样不就冤枉了为母吗
所以说，以后你想要的话，就一定要对我说，我是不会不给你的，如果你想要……灰（捂耳朵）：啊，我受不了了。
（跑开） （下）旁白：这一天，母亲收到了一条来自皇室的短信。
（母站着，边看手机边念）母：西元2012年12月25号，皇室将召开隆重的Party,地点：万秀园四层。
（妹上）妹：mother,说不定还会选妃呦。
母：哎呀妈呀，俺咋没想到呢，小样儿，I’m proud of you
（下）旁白：这一切都被躲在一旁的灰姑娘听到了，她深知自己不能参加party，于是心情超级无敌郁闷。
（王子在一旁做洗澡状）灰：今夜我又来到你的窗外，窗帘儿上你的影子多么可爱。
王子（打了一个喷嚏）：讨厌了啦，谁又在想人家了啦。
（王子下）旁白：这时，一个小精灵出现了。
（小精灵上场蹦蹦跳跳走两圈，走到场中央再转一圈）小精灵：come on,baby,you love him,don’t you?灰姑娘：小样儿，你就不能说中文啊。
小精灵：在思维的盲角，我们撞在奇迹上，除去不可能的事，剩下的即使再不可能，但那也是真相，因为有标准答案的通常都不是问题……灰姑娘：stop，你就不能说句人话啊
小精灵：要想过得好，必须吃得饱；要想心情好，分数必考好；要想成绩高，各科别忘掉；要想在落寞的繁华中找寻自己的方向，就必须……灰姑娘：oh，no
你就说你想说什么吧
小精灵：想与王子在一起吗
灰姑娘：废话，若是不想，哀家来这儿干嘛
小精灵：移动用户请编辑短信“王子王子我爱你，就像老鼠爱大米”至110,联通用户请编辑短信 ……灰姑娘：打住，我这么穷，哪来的手机啊。
小精灵：OK，Let’s make it a deal
我借给你法宝三件，有请我们的礼仪小姐上场
（礼仪小姐上）礼仪小姐：NO.1，张靓颖牌迷死人假睫毛一双，NO.2，金光星牌不显胖苗条晚礼服一套，NO.3，也是我们今天的重头戏哦
陈水扁牌踩贬你水晶鞋一双
灰姑娘：这么少啊
小精灵：别急，还有李登辉牌你等会儿手纸一卷大奉送
灰姑娘：我晕
小精灵：记住，12点之前必须回来，否则……灰姑娘：怎样
小精灵： 12点之后，所有这些都会消失，除了水晶鞋以外，所以……（向左右看看），我告诉你一条密计
（下）旁白：激动人心的一天终于来到了，灰姑娘戴着张靓颖牌迷死人假睫毛，穿着金光星牌不显胖苗条晚礼服，蹬上陈水扁牌踩贬你水晶鞋，兜里揣着李登辉牌你等会儿手纸上路了。
而这一切，她同父异母的妹妹和她那母夜叉一样的后母还全然不知。
（妹，妈，上）妹：妈咪，我们就这样把她丢在家里，是不是有点……妈：这很公平啊。
妹：做人要厚道。
妈：如果你再这样说，那么我要告诉你，妈咪很生气，后果很严重。
吾意已决，毋庸赘言
旁白：激动人心的时刻终于来临了，在party上，英俊的王子和美丽的灰姑娘邂逅了。
（王子和小卓子上）王子：唉，小卓子，今天到场的姑娘怎么都长得比你还难看呢
一个个的猪腰子脸。
小卓子：真不会审美，这哪叫猪腰子脸啊，这是正宗的鞋拔子脸
我跟着王后娘娘那几年，见的世面可多了
宫女：王子，门外有一姑娘求见
坐马车的，穿礼服的，是接见还是不见
王子（见到灰）：妹子，我们是不是见过
灰姑娘：也许吧。
妹：妈咪你看
那不是……（指向灰）妈：怎么会呢
别管她
旁白：王子和灰姑娘跳了很久很久，直到12点……灰：oh my god
王子，虽然我很舍不得你，但我得走了，886
王：嘿，你还没吃东西
（追向跑走的灰）（礼仪小姐把一张写着水晶鞋的纸放在地上）王（拾起水晶鞋）：啊，这是那个姑娘的水晶鞋
我一定要找到她
（全下）旁白：经过千辛万苦，王子终于找到了灰姑娘，把她带回了皇宫。
（全体手拉手：故事到此结束，谢谢大家
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灰姑娘 2015 电影台词坚强而勇敢,仁慈而善良英文
英文版灰姑娘剧本音乐剧本 灰姑娘英语剧本第一场：旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad. Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife. Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! Helen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿)Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me. Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she?Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look! Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant.Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)Jenny：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.第二场：Stepmother: Who is it?Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace. (打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.Stepmother: What is it?(打开信看) （欢呼）Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.Two daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!Stepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up! Alice: Mum, I want to go ,too.Three: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.Stepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go. Alice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?Cat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you.Fairy: Poor girl, let me help you.Animals: Wow, how beautiful! Cat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.Dog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!Peagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once!Fairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will change back.Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑)Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time! Alice: I won’t forget.第三场:Minister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like?Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.(Alice come in)Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!(She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!)Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you?Alice: I’d like to.(music and dance)(one person pick up a clock)Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now.Prince: Wait, princess, wait!Alice(跑，掉一只鞋)Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you! Soldiers!Soldiers: Yes!Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!第四场：（士兵敲门）Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?Stepmother :You? Go away!Helen: Look at yourself!Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please!Alice: Thank you! (试鞋)Soldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!Soldier1:（Call prince）5535240Prince: Hello, this is prince speaking!Soldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the beautiful girl.Prince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.Fairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time.(变美丽)Prince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK?Alice: OK!Stepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)旁白：The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play.(善有善报，恶有恶报，善良的人终会有好报，灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福，与王子幸福地生活在一起
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