马男波杰克里有哪些经典台词
《马男波杰克》毒鸡汤台词整理：1（第四集）you konw what your problem is?You are trying to be a Zelda，but you're so obviously a Zoe.You can live your happy Zelda life in this happy Zelda town，and pretend you are a happy Zelda,but I know you,and this isn't you .People do not change,Diane,not really.We are Zoes,Diane.We are cynical and we are sad and we are mean.There is a darkness inside you,and you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head,but someday soon,that darkness is gonna come out。
你知道自己的问题所在吗
你明显骨子里是佐伊，可你偏偏要做萨尔达。
你可以在这个萨尔达的城市里过着萨尔达的幸福生活，并且假装自己是幸福快乐的萨尔达，但是我了解你，那不是真正的你。
本性难移，黛安，真的，我们都是佐伊，黛安。
我们愤世嫉俗多愁善感而又刻薄小气。
你内心有黑暗的一面，你可以把它深深地埋在墨西哥卷里，但是不久的将来，你的黑暗面就会出现。
2（第六集）You konw,it is...it is really hard to have somebody,I don't know,know you,I guess.And you do,uh,know me,Diane.And I know I'm not the perfect guy.I actually kind of hate myself a lot of the time.But when...when I'm with you,I,uh,don't hate muself.I like being around you.其实，这个世界上很难有人了解一个人，而你了解我，黛安。
我知道自己并不完美，其实大部分时间我还有点讨厌自己，但是，我跟你在一起时，我不讨厌自己了。
我喜欢跟你在一起。
3（第七集）—This was a mistake.I've been acting crazy.That phone call just pulled me back to reality.You are right.I don't love you.You don't love me.We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.Maybe that's all we're ever gonna be.Maybe that's all we ever were.—You know the worst part?I know this was gonna happen and I let muself get excited anyway.—这样不对，我最近简直疯了。
刚才那通电话把我拉回了现实。
你说的对。
我不爱你。
你也不爱我。
我们只是两个孤单的人想少恨自己一点而已。
可能我们以后会一直如此。
可能我们以前也是如此。
—你知道最糟糕的是什么吗
我明知道会这样，可是我还是放任自己为此兴奋。
4（第八集）You want to think of youself as the good guy.Well,I know you better than anyone,and I can tell you that you're fact,you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to youself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts.你总是把自己当成好人。
我比任何人都了解你。
我告诉你，你不是好人。
如果你干脆点承认，自己是个自私自利的懦夫，会随心所欲拿走任何东西根本不在乎伤害到了谁，那可能还会睡得安稳点。
5（第十一集）—I don't actually even really care what the world thinks about me anymore.I just hated reading that book because I hated feeling like that's how you saw me.Because I guess you know me better than anybody,and if you think that... Um,I guess my question is,do you...Do you think it's too late for me?—What?—I mean,an I just doomed to be the person that I am?The...The person in that book?It's not too late for me, is it?It's...It's not too late...Diane,I need you to tell me that it's not too late.—BoJack,I...—I need you to tell me that I'm a good person.I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive,but underneath all that,deep down,I'm a good person.And I need you to tell me that I'm good,Diane.Tell me,please,Diane.Tell me that I'm good.—其实我根本不在乎别人是怎么看我的。
我只是讨厌看那本书，因为我在你的眼中是那个样子我很难过。
你应该比其他任何人都了解我，如果你觉得…我的问题是，你…你觉得我现在晚了吗
—什么
—难道我注定就是这样的人
你书中写的那个人
现在还不晚，对吧
还不晚……黛安，我需要你告诉我现在还不晚。
—波杰克，我…—我…我需要你告诉我我是个好人。
我知道自己自私自恋又有自毁倾向，但是我内心深处，我是个好人。
我需要你告诉我我是个好人，黛安。
告诉我，求你了，黛安，我诉我我是个好人。
（静默）6（第十二集）BoJack,when you get sad,you run straight ahead and you keep running forward,no matter what.There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back,slow you down,but you don't let them.Don't you stop running and don't you ever look behind you.There's nothing for you behind you.All that exists is what's ahead.波杰克，当你伤了心，就奔跑吧，一往无前地奔跑，不论发生什么。
你的人生中会有人想要阻止你，拖慢你，但别让他们得逞。
不要停止奔跑，不要回顾来路。
来路无可眷恋。
值得期待的只有前方。
7（第十二集）The universe is a cruel,wncaring void.The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning.It's to just keep youself busy with unimportant nonsense,and eventually,you'll be dead.这个宇宙是一个残酷的空间。
变得快乐的关键并不是去寻求人生的意义，而是让自己在不重要的小事间忙忙碌碌，然后，你就会过完这一生。
8（第十二集）—Well,do you think I'm a good person...deep down?—That's the thing. I don't think I believe in deep down.I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.—那你觉得我内心是个好人吗
—可问题是，我不相信人的内心。
我认为你做的事就说明你是怎样的人。
第二季9（第一集）—I just wanted to tell you I know.I know you wanna be happy,but you won't be,and...I'm sorry.—What?—It's not just you,you know.Your father and I,we...Well,you come by it honestly,the ugliness inside you.You were born broken,that's your birthright.And now you can fill your life with projects ,your books and your movies and your little girlfriends.But it won't make you whole.—我就想告诉你我知道，我知道你想幸福，但不会的……对不起。
—什么
—不仅是你，你爸爸和我，我们…说实话这是你继承的，你内心的丑恶。
你生来就支离破碎，这是天生的。
现在尽管你可以用工作、用书、用电影还有你的小女朋友充实人生，但你依旧不会完整。
10（第二集）—Well,BoJack's stunted,too.He got famous in his twenties,so he'll be in his twenties forever.After you get famous,you stop growing,you don't gave to.Every celebrity has an age of stagnation.—I'm glad I never got famous.—It doesn't just happen when you get famous.Your age of stagnation is when you stop growing.For most people,it's when they het married,settle into a routine.You meet someone who loves you unconditionally and never challenges you or wants you to change,and then you never change.—波杰克也发育不良，他二十几岁就成名了，所以他就永远二十几了。
成名之后，人就不会成长，因为没必要。
每个名人都会有冻龄点。
—我很庆幸自己没有扬名立万。
—不是只有出了名才会有冻龄的，冻龄点就是你停止生长的那一刻。
对大多数人来说，就是步入婚姻殿堂，开始安居乐业的那一刻，或是碰到一个全身心爱你，一直呵护你并想让你始终如一的那个人时，你就再也不会成长了。
11（第三集）—You ascribed a mystery to Herb's death to give it meaning.But there is no meaning in death.That's why ti's so terrifying.—It was just easier to believe that you killed him for his book than believe that he just died for nothing.—There is no shame in dying for nothing.That's why most people die.—I just wanted to fix things somehow.—I'm sorry,but you can't.—你觉得赫比的死有可疑之处，想给它一个意义，但死亡本身就没有意义，所以死亡才让人害怕—我只是宁愿相信你为了他的书杀了他比相信他白白死了容易。
—白白死了不丢人，大多数人都是白死。
—我只是想做出点弥补。
—抱歉，但你无法弥补。
12（第四集）—I'm not happy.—With me?—I don't know.With everything.I wake up in the morning and I feel like I have no purpose.And I'm 35.And if I don't make some change in my life,then this is how I'm gonna feel forever.—Well,I don't know what to say because I'm an old dog and I'm not gonna change.Do you know what I do while you're at work all day?I mostly just sit right there.Sometimes I pretend to dig a little hole and then I take a nap.And when I hear your car in the driveway,it is the best part of my day.—我不幸福
—跟我一起不幸福吗
—我不知道，身边一切都不幸福。
我早上醒来，觉得人生没有任何目的。
我都35岁了，如果我不在生活中做些改变，那我下辈子都会是这种状态了。
—我不知道说什么好了，因为我老了。
你知道你白天工作的时候我在做什么吗
我大部分时间就坐在这里，有时候我假装挖个洞，然后就小睡一会儿。
我听到你开车回来的声音时，是我一天中最美好的时刻。
13（第六集）Carolyn,you are the star of a movie.This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken.Where the world tests you,And people treat you like shit.But it has to happen This way.Otherwise.the end of the movie,when you get everything you want,won't feel as rewarding.There are assholes out there,but in the end,they don't matter.Because this movie's not about them.All this time,the movie's been about you.卡洛琳，你是一部电影的主角，电影中这里你是要心碎的，世界考验你，周围的人不正眼看你，但电影必须这样演，否则电影最后，你得到一切时，就不会有苦尽甘来的感觉。
虽然你身边到处是混蛋，但最后都没关系，因为这部电影主角不是他们。
一直以来，这部电影的主角都是你。
14（第十二集）It gets easier.Every day,it gets a little easier.But you gotta Do it every day.That's the hard part.But it does get easier.会变容易的，每天都会容易一点点。
但是你得每天都坚持做。
这才是最难的部分，会变得容易的。
第三季 15（第四集22）Kelsey,in this terrifying world,All we have are the connections that we make.凯尔西，在这可怕的世界上，我们就只有我们认识的人。
16（第五集21）—I love Karen.But does she complete me?—Taneisha,nobody completes anybody.That's not a real thing.If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate,sink your nails in and dont't let go,no matter what.—So,what,I should just settle?—Yes,thank you,exactly.Settle.Because otherwise you're just gonna get older,and harder,and more alone.And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole,with friends,and your career,and meaningless sex,but the hole doesn't get filled.One day,you're gonna look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you,but nobody likes you.And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.—我很爱凯伦，但是她是否让我完整呢
—塔妮莎，没人能让谁完整，这种事情不存在，如果有幸遇到能凑合忍得了的人，就用尽全力抓紧，无论如何都不要放手.—所以我应该将就吗
—没错，说得对，就是将就。
因为不将就的话，你会一点点变老，生活会变得更艰难，你会更孤单。
你会想方设法要填补内心的空虚——用朋友、用事业、用毫无意义的性爱，但是内心的空虚却依然还在。
直到有一天，你看着自己的周围，发现大家都爱你，却没人喜欢你，那将是这世上最孤单的感觉。
17（第七集）When you do bad things,you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you.It's not you,you tell yourself,it's that bad thing you did.Do you often keep people at arm's length?Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?如果做了坏事，就给了自己一个理由。
别人最终离开你时，你就有理由了，你告诉自己他们离开不是因为你，而是因为你做的那些坏事。
你经常会与人保持距离吗
你害怕被人了解，也害怕了解别人吗
18（第十一集）That there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble.You're going to wants rush in there and do whatever you can to save them,but you have to stop yourself,because there are some people you can't save.'Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down With them.总会有几次你看到他人陷于危难之中，你可能想奋不顾身地冲到现场不惜一切代价拯救他们，但你要控制自己的冲动，因为有些人你是救不得的，因为有些人会拼命划水用力挣扎，试图把你一起拖下水。
马男波杰克里有哪些经典台词
太多啦。
马男波杰克有哪些内涵句子
马男波杰克经典台词1、我肚子里的寄生虫都比你独立。
2、电视就是靠把我们这个时代的各种复杂性变为空洞易为人接受的标语而兴旺繁荣的。
3、那些蠢材和混蛋，将会是你最好的朋友。
没有他们你什么也不是，记住这点。
4、不要停止奔跑，不要回顾来路，来路无可眷恋，值得期待的只有前方。
5、波杰克，当你伤了心，就奔跑吧。
6、你不了解我，却先爱上了我，现在你了解我了。
7、我可是很了解真正的自己，相信我，不会有人爱那种人的。
我需要去冲个澡，这样我才不会看到自己哭出来。
8、我都不明白，你自己都这么讨厌自己，怎么还能期待别人去爱你呢
9、看到落日在两山之间让我想起了大屁股。
10、你知道大家的问题是什么吗
他们只想听自己已经相信的事，没人想知道真相。
11、看似与众不同的人，实际上跟自己一样脆弱一样会受伤，他们的孤独感会减少。
马男波杰克里有哪些经典台词
《马男波杰克》毒鸡汤台词整理：1（第四集）you konw what your problem is?You are trying to be a Zelda，but you're so obviously a Zoe.You can live your happy Zelda life in this happy Zelda town，and pretend you are a happy Zelda,but I know you,and this isn't you .People do not change,Diane,not really.We are Zoes,Diane.We are cynical and we are sad and we are mean.There is a darkness inside you,and you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head,but someday soon,that darkness is gonna come out。
你知道自己的问题所在吗
你明显骨子里是佐伊，可你偏偏要做萨尔达。
你可以在这个萨尔达的城市里过着萨尔达的幸福生活，并且假装自己是幸福快乐的萨尔达，但是我了解你，那不是真正的你。
本性难移，黛安，真的，我们都是佐伊，黛安。
我们愤世嫉俗多愁善感而又刻薄小气。
你内心有黑暗的一面，你可以把它深深地埋在墨西哥卷里，但是不久的将来，你的黑暗面就会出现。
2（第六集）You konw,it is...it is really hard to have somebody,I don't know,know you,I guess.And you do,uh,know me,Diane.And I know I'm not the perfect guy.I actually kind of hate myself a lot of the time.But when...when I'm with you,I,uh,don't hate muself.I like being around you.其实，这个世界上很难有人了解一个人，而你了解我，黛安。
我知道自己并不完美，其实大部分时间我还有点讨厌自己，但是，我跟你在一起时，我不讨厌自己了。
我喜欢跟你在一起。
3（第七集）—This was a mistake.I've been acting crazy.That phone call just pulled me back to reality.You are right.I don't love you.You don't love me.We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.Maybe that's all we're ever gonna be.Maybe that's all we ever were.—You know the worst part?I know this was gonna happen and I let muself get excited anyway.—这样不对，我最近简直疯了。
刚才那通电话把我拉回了现实。
你说的对。
我不爱你。
你也不爱我。
我们只是两个孤单的人想少恨自己一点而已。
可能我们以后会一直如此。
可能我们以前也是如此。
—你知道最糟糕的是什么吗
我明知道会这样，可是我还是放任自己为此兴奋。
4（第八集）You want to think of youself as the good guy.Well,I know you better than anyone,and I can tell you that you're fact,you'd probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to youself that you're a selfish goddamn coward who takes whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about who he hurts.你总是把自己当成好人。
我比任何人都了解你。
我告诉你，你不是好人。
如果你干脆点承认，自己是个自私自利的懦夫，会随心所欲拿走任何东西根本不在乎伤害到了谁，那可能还会睡得安稳点。
5（第十一集）—I don't actually even really care what the world thinks about me anymore.I just hated reading that book because I hated feeling like that's how you saw me.Because I guess you know me better than anybody,and if you think that... Um,I guess my question is,do you...Do you think it's too late for me?—What?—I mean,an I just doomed to be the person that I am?The...The person in that book?It's not too late for me, is it?It's...It's not too late...Diane,I need you to tell me that it's not too late.—BoJack,I...—I need you to tell me that I'm a good person.I know that I can be selfish and narcissistic and self-destructive,but underneath all that,deep down,I'm a good person.And I need you to tell me that I'm good,Diane.Tell me,please,Diane.Tell me that I'm good.—其实我根本不在乎别人是怎么看我的。
我只是讨厌看那本书，因为我在你的眼中是那个样子我很难过。
你应该比其他任何人都了解我，如果你觉得…我的问题是，你…你觉得我现在晚了吗
—什么
—难道我注定就是这样的人
你书中写的那个人
现在还不晚，对吧
还不晚……黛安，我需要你告诉我现在还不晚。
—波杰克，我…—我…我需要你告诉我我是个好人。
我知道自己自私自恋又有自毁倾向，但是我内心深处，我是个好人。
我需要你告诉我我是个好人，黛安。
告诉我，求你了，黛安，我诉我我是个好人。
（静默）6（第十二集）BoJack,when you get sad,you run straight ahead and you keep running forward,no matter what.There are people in your life who are gonna try to hold you back,slow you down,but you don't let them.Don't you stop running and don't you ever look behind you.There's nothing for you behind you.All that exists is what's ahead.波杰克，当你伤了心，就奔跑吧，一往无前地奔跑，不论发生什么。
你的人生中会有人想要阻止你，拖慢你，但别让他们得逞。
不要停止奔跑，不要回顾来路。
来路无可眷恋。
值得期待的只有前方。
7（第十二集）The universe is a cruel,wncaring void.The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning.It's to just keep youself busy with unimportant nonsense,and eventually,you'll be dead.这个宇宙是一个残酷的空间。
变得快乐的关键并不是去寻求人生的意义，而是让自己在不重要的小事间忙忙碌碌，然后，你就会过完这一生。
8（第十二集）—Well,do you think I'm a good person...deep down?—That's the thing. I don't think I believe in deep down.I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.—那你觉得我内心是个好人吗
—可问题是，我不相信人的内心。
我认为你做的事就说明你是怎样的人。
第二季9（第一集）—I just wanted to tell you I know.I know you wanna be happy,but you won't be,and...I'm sorry.—What?—It's not just you,you know.Your father and I,we...Well,you come by it honestly,the ugliness inside you.You were born broken,that's your birthright.And now you can fill your life with projects ,your books and your movies and your little girlfriends.But it won't make you whole.—我就想告诉你我知道，我知道你想幸福，但不会的……对不起。
—什么
—不仅是你，你爸爸和我，我们…说实话这是你继承的，你内心的丑恶。
你生来就支离破碎，这是天生的。
现在尽管你可以用工作、用书、用电影还有你的小女朋友充实人生，但你依旧不会完整。
10（第二集）—Well,BoJack's stunted,too.He got famous in his twenties,so he'll be in his twenties forever.After you get famous,you stop growing,you don't gave to.Every celebrity has an age of stagnation.—I'm glad I never got famous.—It doesn't just happen when you get famous.Your age of stagnation is when you stop growing.For most people,it's when they het married,settle into a routine.You meet someone who loves you unconditionally and never challenges you or wants you to change,and then you never change.—波杰克也发育不良，他二十几岁就成名了，所以他就永远二十几了。
成名之后，人就不会成长，因为没必要。
每个名人都会有冻龄点。
—我很庆幸自己没有扬名立万。
—不是只有出了名才会有冻龄的，冻龄点就是你停止生长的那一刻。
对大多数人来说，就是步入婚姻殿堂，开始安居乐业的那一刻，或是碰到一个全身心爱你，一直呵护你并想让你始终如一的那个人时，你就再也不会成长了。
11（第三集）—You ascribed a mystery to Herb's death to give it meaning.But there is no meaning in death.That's why ti's so terrifying.—It was just easier to believe that you killed him for his book than believe that he just died for nothing.—There is no shame in dying for nothing.That's why most people die.—I just wanted to fix things somehow.—I'm sorry,but you can't.—你觉得赫比的死有可疑之处，想给它一个意义，但死亡本身就没有意义，所以死亡才让人害怕—我只是宁愿相信你为了他的书杀了他比相信他白白死了容易。
—白白死了不丢人，大多数人都是白死。
—我只是想做出点弥补。
—抱歉，但你无法弥补。
12（第四集）—I'm not happy.—With me?—I don't know.With everything.I wake up in the morning and I feel like I have no purpose.And I'm 35.And if I don't make some change in my life,then this is how I'm gonna feel forever.—Well,I don't know what to say because I'm an old dog and I'm not gonna change.Do you know what I do while you're at work all day?I mostly just sit right there.Sometimes I pretend to dig a little hole and then I take a nap.And when I hear your car in the driveway,it is the best part of my day.—我不幸福
—跟我一起不幸福吗
—我不知道，身边一切都不幸福。
我早上醒来，觉得人生没有任何目的。
我都35岁了，如果我不在生活中做些改变，那我下辈子都会是这种状态了。
—我不知道说什么好了，因为我老了。
你知道你白天工作的时候我在做什么吗
我大部分时间就坐在这里，有时候我假装挖个洞，然后就小睡一会儿。
我听到你开车回来的声音时，是我一天中最美好的时刻。
13（第六集）Carolyn,you are the star of a movie.This is the part of the movie where you get your heart broken.Where the world tests you,And people treat you like shit.But it has to happen This way.Otherwise.the end of the movie,when you get everything you want,won't feel as rewarding.There are assholes out there,but in the end,they don't matter.Because this movie's not about them.All this time,the movie's been about you.卡洛琳，你是一部电影的主角，电影中这里你是要心碎的，世界考验你，周围的人不正眼看你，但电影必须这样演，否则电影最后，你得到一切时，就不会有苦尽甘来的感觉。
虽然你身边到处是混蛋，但最后都没关系，因为这部电影主角不是他们。
一直以来，这部电影的主角都是你。
14（第十二集）It gets easier.Every day,it gets a little easier.But you gotta Do it every day.That's the hard part.But it does get easier.会变容易的，每天都会容易一点点。
但是你得每天都坚持做。
这才是最难的部分，会变得容易的。
第三季 15（第四集22）Kelsey,in this terrifying world,All we have are the connections that we make.凯尔西，在这可怕的世界上，我们就只有我们认识的人。
16（第五集21）—I love Karen.But does she complete me?—Taneisha,nobody completes anybody.That's not a real thing.If you're lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate,sink your nails in and dont't let go,no matter what.—So,what,I should just settle?—Yes,thank you,exactly.Settle.Because otherwise you're just gonna get older,and harder,and more alone.And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole,with friends,and your career,and meaningless sex,but the hole doesn't get filled.One day,you're gonna look around and you're going to realize that everybody loves you,but nobody likes you.And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.—我很爱凯伦，但是她是否让我完整呢
—塔妮莎，没人能让谁完整，这种事情不存在，如果有幸遇到能凑合忍得了的人，就用尽全力抓紧，无论如何都不要放手.—所以我应该将就吗
—没错，说得对，就是将就。
因为不将就的话，你会一点点变老，生活会变得更艰难，你会更孤单。
你会想方设法要填补内心的空虚——用朋友、用事业、用毫无意义的性爱，但是内心的空虚却依然还在。
直到有一天，你看着自己的周围，发现大家都爱你，却没人喜欢你，那将是这世上最孤单的感觉。
17（第七集）When you do bad things,you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you.It's not you,you tell yourself,it's that bad thing you did.Do you often keep people at arm's length?Are you afraid of being known and knowing others?如果做了坏事，就给了自己一个理由。
别人最终离开你时，你就有理由了，你告诉自己他们离开不是因为你，而是因为你做的那些坏事。
你经常会与人保持距离吗
你害怕被人了解，也害怕了解别人吗
18（第十一集）That there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble.You're going to wants rush in there and do whatever you can to save them,but you have to stop yourself,because there are some people you can't save.'Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down With them.总会有几次你看到他人陷于危难之中，你可能想奋不顾身地冲到现场不惜一切代价拯救他们，但你要控制自己的冲动，因为有些人你是救不得的，因为有些人会拼命划水用力挣扎，试图把你一起拖下水。
《男人帮》的经典台词
我们总是在不断选择衡量不同的指标选择有钱的选择身高一米八选择胸围 选择学历选择进攻的方向选择逃跑的路线因为这个世间没有尽善尽美我们只能选择对自己最有利的选择成为我们不被淘汰的理由成了我们活下去的法宝男人徘徊在女人的美貌 给我们的震撼和能谈笑风生的才女 带给我们的愉悦中女人唯一记得的是 那个给你不好的有钱的男人曾经是用钱这样地对你好过我们无法选择因为我们早已经忘了当我们内心有真正想要的时候我们其实是不用选择的男人徘徊在女人的美貌给我们的震撼和能谈笑风声的才女带给我们的愉悦中，女人唯一记得的是那个对你不好的有钱的男人曾经是用钱这样的对你好过
我们无法选择因为我们早已忘了当我们内心有真正想要的时候我们其实是不用选择的这个世界上并不存在，毫无理由，毫无原因的爱情，除了财富与地位，美丽与才气，或许还有别的，想要一种相似的慰藉，想要满足虚荣心，想要逃避过去，想要宣泄一些感情，这些都挂着爱情的名义，有的慢慢淡去，有的真的爱上了你。
有原因并不可怕，可怕的是不承认这些原因，却把它归结为缘分的神秘每个人都会或多或少的认识几个既一无是处又非常热情的人，这种热情来自于对自己的信心，这种超级强大的信念感，也使得他们从来意识不到别人对自己的厌烦和恐惧
算命先生的经典台词
比如会说一些：“看你面相就知你此生必大富大贵
你天庭饱满，地阔方圆。
耳有垂珠。
前半生并无大劫大难啊。
”等等的 ... 编不上来了
周星驰的经典台词要全部的
1.“曾经有一诚的爱摆在我的面前，但是有珍惜，等到失去的时候才后悔莫及，尘最痛苦的事莫过 于此。
如果上天可以给我个机会再来一次的话，我会对这个女孩说我爱她，如果非要在这份爱加上一个期限，我希 望是一万年……”《西游记》 2.“除暴安良是我们做市民的责任，行善积德是我本人的兴趣，所以扶老太太过马路我每个星期都做一次，如果 是碰到国定假日的话，我还做两、三次呢
”《破坏之王》 3.“这里有只Ace，只要我轻轻一捽，就立刻变了一只皱了的Ace……”《赌侠》 4.“小强
小强你点呀小强
小强你不好死呀
我和你相依为命、同甘共苦了这么多年，一直将你当作是亲生骨 肉来供书教学，想不到今日白头人送黑头人
”《唐伯虎点秋香》 5.“我就尝尝你做的杂碎面
咖哩鱼丸没鱼味又没咖哩味，失败
猪皮煮的太烂，没嚼头，失败
猪红松噗噗的 一夹就散，失败
萝卜没挑过，筋太多，失败
最离谱的就是大肠，完全没有洗乾净，还有块屎，你有没有搞错啊 你
”《食神》 6.“我就是风魔万千少女，改进社会风气，刺激电影市道，提高青少年人内涵，玉树临风，风度翩翩的整蛊专家 ，我的名叫古晶，英文名叫Jing Koo。
”《整蛊专家》 7.“人来啊，落闸，放狗
”《九品芝麻官》 8.柳飘飘∶“你条死咖哩菲（你这个死临记）
尹天仇∶“查实（其实），我是一个演员来的。
”《喜剧之王》 9.“这里很危险，你快回去火星吧
”《少林足球》你以为躲起来就找不到你了吗
没有用的
象你这样出色的男人，无论在什么地方，都像漆黑中的萤火虫一样，那样的鲜明，那样的出众。
你那忧郁的眼神，稀嘘的胡喳子，神乎其神的刀法，和那杯Dry Martine，都深深地迷住了我。
不过，虽然这是这样的出色，但是行有行规，无论怎样你要付清昨晚的过夜费呀，叫女人不用给钱吗
凭你的智慧，我很难跟你解释
剪头发不应该看别人怎么剪就发神经跟流行，要配合啊
你看你的发型，完全不配合你的脸型脸型又不配合身型，身型又和发型完全不搭，而且极度不配合啊
欢哥
你究竟要怎么样啊
你完全没问题，是你爸妈有问题，把你生成这个样子! 介绍Pizzad的男朋友给你认识，他的发型又衰又难看，又没什么钱，也没读过书，性能力又马马虎虎，不过都算一表人才啦。
哈哈.. 屎，你是一滩屎。
命比蚁便宜。
我开奔驰，你挖鼻屎。
吃饭
吃屎吧你
荒谬
我敢大胆的说一句，在我的面前，还没有人敢装模做样，你给我安静一点
你说什么
你这种谎话也说的出口
你对不对的起自己的良心
对不对的起你的父母
对不对得起这个国家
你赶快召开记者会澄清，否则我就扒你的皮，拆你的骨，喝你的血
大姐，你也不怕别人笑话你，小心就连狗都会晕倒 不要怪我太坦白
就凭这你们这几个滥番薯，臭鸟蛋，想取我的性命，未免太过儿戏吧 实在令人太失望。
听到你的声音，我还以为你是一个很有感性，很有电影幻想的人。
看你这一身造型，就知道你太没有内涵了。
老板娘：你生儿子没屁眼，老爸卖屁眼，你自己烂屁眼，爱吃鸡屁眼。
大屁股，你自己没生意，还跑来闹我
老板娘：不用你闹，我自揭身世。
我三岁死了爹，四岁死了爹，五，六，七八岁都死过爹，十岁勾引男人，十一岁勾引男人，你的男人也被我勾了。
包龙星：你是柠檬头，老鼠眼，鹰勾鼻，八字眉，招风耳，大翻嘴，老羌牙，灯芯脖子，高低膊，长短手，鸡胸，狗肚，饭桶腰，我要是你，我早就自尽了
