皇帝的新衣表演剧本（中英对照）
帝的新装（English） Long ago and far away, there lived an Emperor. This Emperor was very vain and could think about nothing but his clothes. He had wardrobes and cupboards full of clothes. They filled his spare bedrooms and upstairs corridors of the palace. The courtiers were worried that the wardrobes would begin to appear downstairs and in their chambers. The Emperor spent hours every morning getting dressed. He had to choose his outfit, preferable a new one, and the shoes and wig to go with it. Mid-morning, he invariably changed into something more formal for his short meetings with his counsellors and advisors. He would change again for lunch, and then again for a rest in the afternoon. He just had to change for dinner and them again for the evening! He kept all the weavers, tailors, cobblers and silk merchants of the city very busy and very happy! News of the Emperor spread to distant kingdoms and finally came to the ears of two very shady characters. Could we? they asked themselves. Could we fool the Emperor who loves new clothes? Let\\\\'s try, they decided. They left their homes and travelled to the Emperor\\\\'s city. there they saw the many shops selling clothes, shoes and fabrics. For, if the Emperor dressed finely, so too did his couriers. The two travellers went to the palace along with many other tradesmen hoping to sell their wares to the Emperor. They asked to meet the Emperor. We have something very special to show him, they told the Chamberlain. That\\\\'s what everyone says, said the Chamberlain. Ah, but his is magical, said one, We have invented a new cloth by using a very special and secret method. The Chamberlain felt that it was his duty to bring new items to the Emperor\\\\'s attention and he went to tell him. Something magical? said the Emperor, who was changing for lunch and admiring himself in the mirror. Oh, I love new things, Show the two weavers in. The two weavers were shown in, and began to describe their cloth to the Emperor. It is gold, silver and rainbow coloured, all at the same time, said one. It shimmers. It feels like silk, but is as warm as wool, said the second. It is as light as air, said the first. A most wonderful fabric. The Emperor was enchanted. He must have an outfit from this new cloth. There is a grand parade in the city in two weeks time, he said. I need a new outfit for it. Can one be ready in time? Oh yes, your Majesty, said the weavers. But there is a problem. The cloth is very expensive to make. No matter, said the Emperor, waving his hand. Money is no objest. I must have an outfit. Just see the Chamberlain and he\\\\'ll sort it out. Make it here in the palace. The Chamberlain showed the two weavers to a large airy room and they set to work. They asked for a loom, and a sack of gold to start buying materials. The Chamberlain followed the Emperor\\\\'s orders and they were denied nothing. The weavers worked away behind closed doors. The loom could be heard clattering away. Every now and them a courtier would stand and listen at the door. News of the magic cloth had spread. Finally, the Emperor could stand it no more. Chamberlain, go to the weavers and see how the cloth is processing. The parade is only a week way. The Chamberlain knocked at the door and waited. Enter! said the weavers. They had been expecting someone soon! The Emperor has sent me to check on the progress of the cloth, said the Chamberlain, staring at the empty loom. Is it not beautiful? said one of the weavers, holding out nothing to the Chamberlain. See the lustre, feel the softness! Um, said the Chamberlain, not quite sure what to say. Oh wise Chamberlain, said the other weaver. Now you can see why it is magical. Only the truly clever and brilliant can see the cloth. Most people would see an empty loom, but a clever man like you will see our wonderful cloth. Of course, said the Chamberlain, not wanting to look stupid. It really is quite marvellous. Those colours, that shimmer of the gold and silver threads. Marvellous. Oh, you are so wise, said the weavers. The Emperor was very impatient and couldn\\\\'t wait for the Chamberlain to return. After ten minutes of pacing up and down, he went to the weavers\\\\' room, followed by half of his court. He threw the doors open, and saw the empty loom. Why! he cried in a surprised voice. Your Majesty, said the Chamberlain quickly. A wise man such as yourself can surely see the colours and sheen of this magical cloth. Of course I can, said the Emperor, wondering why he could not. It\\\\'s beautiful. Simply enchanting. When can my outfit be made? Send for the royal tailors! Your Majesty, said the two weavers. We would be delighted to make your outfit for you. There is no need to trouble your hard-working tailor. It is such a difficult fabric to cut and sew. We will make the suit. Very well, said the Emperor. First fitting tomorrow. The courtiers had followed the Emperor, and they now came into the room. Of course, they could see nothing on the loom for there was nothing to see. Is it not beautiful? said one of the weavers. Of course, only the wise and very clever can see the beauty of the cloth. Look at the colours, feel the weight. The courtiers queued up to look at the colours and feel the weight, and each went away exclaiming over the marvellous cloth which was indeed as light as air. But each courtier secretly wondered if they were really stupid, as they had seen nothing at all. The two weavers then set to work as tailors. They muttered and discussed at the Emperor\\\\'s fittings, stitching here, cutting there until at last the suit was made. The following day was the day of the parade. Am I not the handsomest of men in my marvellour suit? said the Emperor to the Chamberlain, as he showed off his new outfit. Just look at the tiny stitches and the lacework. Truly marvellous. Undoubtedly, sir, said the Chamberlain. There is no outfit on earth to equal this one. The Emperor was dressed in his new suit and ready for the parade. News of his amazing outfit had reached the people of the town and all wanted to see him. There were people crowded along the sides of the streets. The parade began! People gasped. What a suit! they cried. What suit? asked a small boy, who had not heard of the magical cloth. The Emperor has no clothes on at all! It\\\\'s true! No clothes! The Emperor is naked! the people cried. And the Emperor was very ashamed. He had been so vain, and now he had been made to look a fool. As for the two tailors -- they were in fact thieves, and had long since left the town with their bags of gold. Probably laughing all the way! But the Emperor is a wiser man now, and spends a lot more time with his advisors and far less with his tailors. 皇帝的新装 （剧本） 第一幕: 第一景:[在外国的宫殿里] 一位大臣恳求外国的国王给他两个最会做衣服的织工,这是皇帝要的.原以一切代价买来.邻国国王要了一座城池作为交换. 结果他派了两个骗子去[两人下] 第二景;[皇帝在试衣间里] 一会儿换上这件衣服,一会儿换上那件衣服.试衣间里有数不清的衣服,花花绿绿、五花八门应有尽有。
皇帝终于换好了一件衣服走了出去，原来他是去接见两个外国织工的。
第三景： 两个织工[骗子]出，皇帝以及各大臣出。
共十三人。
两个骗子说：“我们能织出人类所能想到的最美丽的布，这种布不仅色彩和图案都分外地美观，而且缝出来的衣服还有一种奇怪的特征：任何不称职或者愚蠢得不可救药的人，都看不见这衣服。
” [皇帝神色飞扬的]想：我穿了这样的衣服，就可以看出在我的王国里那些人和他们的职位不相称；我就可以辨别出那些是聪明人，那些人是傻子. [处于幻想之中]皇帝大叫;赶快给我织出这种布来。
皇帝叫仆人拿金子. 仆人上,拿出许多金子给两个骗子. 皇帝说:“这只是报酬的一部分，事成之后，还回给你们更多。
十三人下 [两个骗子很高兴] 他们两个摆出两架织布机，装做实是在工作的样子。
[其实他们的织布机上什么也没有，只是作作样子] 第二幕： 第一景： 皇帝出 对一位诚实善良的大臣说：“你去看一看我的布织的怎么样了。
” 两人下 第二景： 两个骗子和老大臣上 老大臣看见两个骗子正在织布机上忙碌的工作 老大臣觉得他什么也看不见[老大臣努力看的样子] 两个骗子请他走进一些 说：“你看这些布是多么漂亮呀
” 老大臣不想承认自己是不成职的大臣，所以他说：“哎呀，美极了
真是美极了
” 老大臣一边说一边从他的眼镜里仔细地看，“多美的花纹
多美的色彩
我要禀报皇上，我对这布料非常满意。
” 第三景： 过了不久， 皇上有派了另一位诚实的大臣去看那里的工作情况。
跟前面的老大臣一样，他也不想承认自己是不成职的大臣。
所以也回报皇上布料怎么怎么好看。
所有诚里的人都在谈论着件美丽的布料 第三景： 皇上亲自去查看衣服做的怎么样了。
皇帝也看不见那衣服，但他不想承认自己是不成职的皇帝 所以他也说：“哎呀，真是美极了
” 皇帝说：“我十二分的满意
” 第三景： 过了一些日子，皇帝要穿着他的新衣服游行了。
[两个骗子们装着没日没夜的工作] 第三幕： 第一景： 两个骗子那着那件“衣服”来见皇帝。
两个骗子装摸做样的给皇帝穿上那见看不见的衣服。
其实皇上身上什么也没穿就上街游行去了。
第二景： 皇帝什么也没穿就上了街， 四个仆人装摸做样的托着那件“衣服” 人们都拥挤在大街上看皇帝的新衣。
皇帝听到了史前最热烈的赞美声。
[皇帝得意洋洋] 突然有个小孩说：“可是他什么也没有穿哪
” 大家都把这句话私下的传开了。
最后老百姓都说：“他实在什么衣服也没穿呀
” 皇帝有点儿发抖，他似乎觉得老百姓说的话是真的。
不过他却这样想：“我必须把游行大典结束。
” 因此，他摆出一副更骄傲的神气。
他的内臣们跟在他后面走，手中还托着一条并不存在的后裙。
皇帝的新装 一个成语概括此段中皇帝的“表演”
哪段啊
试新装那段是自欺欺人展新装那段是自作自受
请用一个成语概括此段中皇帝的“表演”______。
参演人员：慈禧 太监 皇上 美人1、2（反串）、3、4 旁白旁白：今天要讲的这个故事，发生在很久很久以前。
故事里有器宇轩昂的皇帝，有温婉端庄的美人。
故事的名字就叫做皇帝选妃。
开场曲响起，慈禧同太监上。
慈禧（扇扇子，）：今儿个可真够热闹的。
这么多人，都是来看皇帝选妃的吗
观众：是慈禧：这皇帝人呢
这都几点啦
又堵车了吧
太监：您稍安勿躁(太监扶慈禧落座，跑到舞台一边，拿出一台坐机)。
太监：喂
皇上：谁啊?太监：咱家啊!!英英啊!皇帝：什么事啊?太监：皇上，在哪儿呢
皇帝：我在建设路口堵车了类!太监：快点儿啊，老佛爷急啦!皇帝：喳!(挂电话后反应过来:谁是皇上啊?)(太监收起电话，回到老佛爷身边行礼)太监：回老佛爷，皇上在建设路口堵着呢慈禧：建设路口都能堵，紫禁城是时候该进行交通管制了音乐起，背景音“皇上驾到”。
皇上边挥手示意边入场，后面跟着保镖。
皇上：给老佛爷请安
慈禧：平身皇上：谢老佛爷太监：启禀皇上、皇太后，各路美人儿都准备好了，请问可否开始
慈禧：开始吧皇上：上菜(全体惊讶)太监：(单位头衔)第一届选妃大典现在开始旁白：第一位美人，犀利女郎，蒙古正白旗人，性格温婉如水、贤惠善良、、动似脱兔。
美人1随音乐（舞娘）扭上台，站在舞台中间美人1：我是江湖上浪荡多年的杀手，二十年血雨腥风的生活，让我领悟到了一个道理：江湖险恶，不行就撤
所以现在，我打算找个稳定点儿的工作干。
那天我在网上看到了皇上选妃的。
哼，有我在，还不整死后宫那帮小疯娘儿们
美人1转身在皇上面前行礼，猛地献上蓝裤衩，皇上吓一跳状美人1：皇上
这是特地献给您的
皇上接过蓝裤衩，翻来覆去地研究美人1：有了它在，后宫那帮小妖女们一个都近不了您身，除我之外。
皇上，就让我保护您吧
皇上把蓝裤衩往后面一扔皇上：不用了，我有保镖美人1：我比保镖强，我有暗器皇上示意身后保镖出列皇上：比划比划
美人1同保镖各自摆好架势。
背景音乐由紧张突然变成“两只小蜜蜂”，美人1和保镖猜拳，最终美人儿三战三负，被保镖一把推下。
保镖向美人1消失的方向摆个pose，归位皇上热泪盈眶地握住保镖的手皇上：兄弟，谢谢了。
如果让我去娶那母夜叉，我连死的心都有了!太犀利了!太监：下一位旁白：第二位美人是从高丽远道而来的佳丽，纳喇氏，精通八国语言,能歌善舞! 音乐“大长今”，美人2舞着长袖出场美人2：啊你哈塞哟
哎呀!(普通话)今日子总算看见(湘潭话)皇上哒()美人2：皇上好，皇太后好皇上：你是哪的人啊
美人2：我是高丽地那旮瘩人，皇上，这是俺们那旮瘩的特产美人2依次献上香蕉皇上：嗯，特产不错，接下来我考考你的智商吧人2：皇上您考吧，我这人生下来就只有一个缺点众人：是什么
美人2：智商太高保镖：请听题——马车摔下了悬崖，车上的人都受伤了，赵公公却没有事，这是为什么
美人2：他系了安全带
保镖：因为赵公公没有在车上保镖：请听第二题——要过节了，但是农夫家只有一头猪和一匹驴，是宰猪还是宰驴
美人2：当然是宰驴保镖：猪也是这么想的保镖：请听第三题——一头猪和企鹅在零下几十度的温度里，猪没死，企鹅却死了，为什么
美人2：不知道保镖：猪也不知道皇上：这都不知道，你回去修理修理你的脑瓜子再来吧美人2跺脚走开太监：下一位了，赶紧的呀旁白：第三位美人，乌雅氏，正蓝旗人，性格奔放活泼，精巧歌舞。
人生座右铭是干掉熊猫，我就是国宝
美人3劲舞到皇上身边美人3：靓仔，我好中意你的。
我最大的梦想，就是让你和我跳一支舞，可以吗
皇上（做谦虚状）：我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人慈禧挥手同意慈禧：去吧皇上和美人3来到舞台中央美人3：靓仔，准备好了没有
music两人舞蹈，没两个回合美人3就被绊倒在地，皇上站在一边不知所措状。
美人3爬起，扶腰美人3：你怎么这么沉啊，吃多了吧，差点没把老娘的腰给压断。
美人3：舞你跳不好就算了。
打麻将会不
皇上：我养的小狗叫麻将美人3：k歌你会不
皇上：（唱）再过几十年，我们来相会，送到火葬场，全部烧成灰，你一堆，我一堆，谁也不认识谁，全部送到农村做化肥美人3：你就不能整点高尚的
皇上：（唱）我是一只来自北方的狼美人3：停停停停
别人唱歌要钱，你唱歌要命啊
你不会跳舞，谁陪我参加party；你不会打麻将，谁帮我赢钱；你不会唱歌，谁和我开演唱会。
人和人的差距咋就这么大呢，我送你几个字，东方不亮西方亮，山炮啥样你啥样 美人3下皇上哭着奔到慈禧面前皇上：母后，她欺负我慈禧：乖，后面还有，还有。
快宣
太监：宣美人4号美人4号上场旁白：第四位美人闭月羞花，是的亲侄女，冰雪聪慧、自我感觉良好，最喜欢的食物是棒棒糖。
美人4：你好，很高兴认识你。
你看看咱们是说英文呢，还是说中文呢
皇上不理解地看看慈禧，看看保镖保镖：哼哼，你看着来，我们精通英语法语西班牙语葡萄牙语荷兰语芬兰语和澳大利亚语美人4：哦，那我们就说母语吧。
Nice to meet you!美人4与皇上握手美人4：我先来介绍一下自己吧，我叫闭月羞花，今年28岁。
我人生最大的遗憾是：我想早恋，但是已经晚了……不过我的阅历还是很丰富的，想当年，我拳打南山敬老院，脚踢北海幼儿园，一米以下全部放倒，我在太平间里一跺脚，“不服的给我站起来
”没有一个敢喘气的 。
皇上：额娘，近亲结婚容易生傻子慈禧：净瞎说，我们家闭月羞花，可是上过学堂留过洋的。
羞花，背一首古诗给你表哥听听美人4：日照香炉生紫烟，李白来到洗手间，小李飞刀一瞬间，李白变成小太监皇上：好诗
赏你一根棒棒糖
美人4：呀，棒棒糖咋这么大呀皇上：（向观众）这可是铁的。
你下去慢慢吃吧美人4下太监：启禀皇上皇太后，美人都已经上完了，大家等待一个结果，是否可以向大家宣布
慈禧同皇上商量一阵后把一个信封交给太监太监：感谢香河搞笑电视台，下面我宣布一下这次选妃大奖的结果是，都录取了尖叫声，众美人跑出来向皇上扑去皇上：拉出去每人打五十大板~~~~旁白：从此，皇上就和他美丽聪慧的妃子们幸福快乐地生活在一起
用一个成语概括皇帝的新装的表演、
自欺欺人
古代将军或者大臣对皇帝行的礼 是怎样的
表演要用 急急急
你说的古代是指多古
清代之前，一般场合，大臣见皇帝都只需行吉拜礼即可，就是拱手弯腰呈90度那种拱手大礼。
正式场合，比如大朝会，须用稽首礼，就是跪地上磕长头。
武将也是一样的。
不过武将身穿盔甲的时候可以行军礼，军礼是奇拜礼，拱手微弯腰只拜一次即可。
清代之后，一般场合，大臣见皇帝行稽首礼，正式场合，三叩九拜。
武将身穿盔甲时行打千礼，就是单膝跪地另一手着地，打千是满族礼节，清代之前中国是没有这种礼节的。
其实中国传统上三叩九拜，是指包括三种叩头礼的九种礼节，《周礼》谓“九拜”：“一曰稽首，二曰顿首，三曰空首，四曰振动，五曰吉拜，六曰凶拜，七曰奇拜，八曰褒拜，九曰肃拜。
”前三种稽首、顿首、空首是要跪下叩头的，所以才叫三叩九拜。
清代之后不知道满洲人是怎么理解的，居然弄成了跪三次磕九个头这种搞笑的礼节。
