成长的烦恼第一季第二集英文台词
102 Mikes Madonna Story Carol: definitely a Wendy. Jason: Uh uh, he's clearly a Sam. Carol: Dad I think I know my own friend; a Wendy. Jason: Carol I went to medical school ? So I think I can settle this...that's a Wendy. Maggie: What are you two doing? Carol: Oh an experiment been talking to Wendy here and giving what's its name silent treatment and we will see which one grows faster. Jason: And the winner becomes tonight's salad. Carol: Dad! Ben: a girl here for Mike. Maggie: Ben did you just leave her standing outside? Ben: a girl mum what would you want me to do? Let her in? Jason: Sounds like you have some pretty strong feelings about girls... Ben: Ah no I just don't like 'em. Maggie: Well Ben when a friend comes to the door you should let them....in. Why Hello. Lisa: Hi. Is Mike home? Maggie: Possibly...quite possibly. Let me check. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: Oh. Please come in. Lisa: Thanks. Maggie: Uh would you like to have a seat? I'm Maggie, Mike's mother. This is Jason. Ben. Carol. And you are? Lisa: Lisa. I'm Mike's...like friend Jason: You've t to forgive him he doesn't like girls. Lisa: Well I actually like. Don't consider myself a girl, I consider myself a woman. Maggie: And rightly so I'm sure. I'll call Mike: Mike. Oh I'm sorry he doesn't seem to be here. Jason: I guess he doesn't like girls either. Lisa: Aha we'll see about that. Jason: So Lisa. Dip? No. Mike: Hey hey Lisa what a surprise. Lisa: I was just in the neighborhood breaking up with my old boyfriend. Mike: Oh yeah! Lisa: Yeah. He was just too immature. Maggie: Was he younger than you? Lisa: No he was 27. Mike: What an amazing coincidence 'cos I was just up on the phone to break up with my old girlfriend; She was 43. Carol: Yeah dog years maybe. Mike: Uh you guys haven't seen uncle Steven in a while why don't you take a walk by his place. Jason: Mike your uncle Steve's in Connecticut. Mike: So? Jason: And he's dead. Mike: Shouldn't you guys have a snack. Jason: Right. ...alright come on you guys. Lisa very nice to meet you. Lisa: You too. Jason: Come on. Lisa: See you Maggie. You don't mind if I call you Maggie do you? Maggie: Naah. Carol: d dad can you believe the top that girl's wearing? Jason: I notice. Carol: Oh come on dad she might as well have had no shirt on at all. Jason: Yeah well all things considered I'm glad she choose to go that route. Ben: Me too. Err. Maggie: Carol why don't you take Ben and go outside. Carol: Why? Maggie: Because I need to talk to your father. Carol: About Mike's friend with the major league yabbas. Maggie: Out both of you. Carol: What are we supposed to do outside? Maggie: I don't care talk to the lawn. Jason: No it needs mowing as it is. Jason: Did you see the top that girl was wearing? Maggie: Jason she's a tramp. Jason: Oh come on Maggie.. now I mean I admit she doesn't dress with a lot of... Maggie: Clothing. Jason: Taste. But we don't know anything about the girl. Maggie: Jason she was going out with a 27 year old. Jason: Oh that makes her a tramp. Maybe they shared the same interests. Maggie: That makes her tramp. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: Jason she doesn't even giggle the way a fifteen year old's supposed to giggle. Jason: Wow I'll call the national guard. Maggie: You know what I mean; when a fifteen year old girl comes to my door asking for my son she should feel awkward and uncomfortable; but with this girl I feel awkward and uncomfortable. Jason: See, she giggles. Maggie: Sorry, my mistake. Mike: So...ah do you think you guys could err, leave? Maggie: Why? Mike: So we can have some juice. You mean you can't have juice with us in the room. Fine, fine, but I don't know why you guys bought a house with nine rooms if you're not gonna use them. Jason: Subtle Mike. Lisa: So anyway when I told Ed I was breaking up with him he like cried: So pathetic! Mike: Yeah that is pathetic. I like never cry. Mike: Well once when a car ran over my foot on the highway. Lisa: You're like so cute Mike. Mike: Uh..what can I say yeah I'm cute, I'm damn cute. Lisa: Plus Ed was like super possessive I mean he like got upset because i went camping with Phil Crawley, who's like just a friend basically. Maggie: Basically? Mike: Mum! Maggie: I'm sorry. Lisa, so how did you parents feel about you going out with a 27 year old? Lisa: Oh like my mother she was bummed. Maggie: Really? Lisa: Well I think she wanted to go out with him. Maggie: Well I take it you parents are no longer together then. Lisa: What makes you say that? Maggie: Nothing. Never mind. Lisa: So like anyway Mike you wanna do something tonight? Mike: Uh well I did just end a very special relationship but I think I’ve moped around about that long enough. Maggie: Ah ah Mike don't forget that your father and I are going out with the cusman's tonight and you have to baby-sit ben and carol Mike: Can't we get a sitter? Maggie: On this short notice, not one without an axe. Mike: So. Rent kill are quick on their feet. Jason: Mike! Mike: ok. Lisa: Hey Mike maybe I could like come over here tonight. Mike: Yeah that'd be.... Maggie: Probably a very boring way for Lisa to spend the Saturday night.... Lisa: No won't be boring Maggie. I just love babysitting. Maggie: Aha. Mike: What a woman hah mum? Maggie: You bet ya. Ben: You are the ugliest plant alive. Carol told me privately that she hates you. Maggie: Ben what are you doing? Ben: Uh uh nothing mum. Jason: Ok, all set. Maggie: So did you talk to him? Jason: Yeah. Maggie: Well what did you say? Jason: Well pretty much what you and I discussed. Maggie: like what, specifically. Jason: Well you know one of those father-son talks. Maggie: Aha forgive me Jason I have never had one of those father-son talks. What did you say? Jason: Ah well that's where I say ah how are you doing son?, he says pretty good dad, I say is that wax in your hair, or wet look gel?... Maggie: Jason get to the good part. Jason: Honey I just told him that in general that I think it's better to start slowly with the Relationship, to get to know somebody, to get a... Maggie: Medical report. Jason: That too yep. Maggie: So well what do you think they'll do tonight? Jason: Well they'll probably watch TV. Maggie: Ah Jason what if they don't watch TV. I mean he's only 15 he's too young to not watch tv. Jason: Well if two teenagers kids want to get together and not watch tv they gonna find a way to do it. Maggie: I'm tired stay home. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: I want to watch The loveboat. Jason: Bob and Ellan are picking us up in three minutes. Maggie: Are you sure we shouldn't stay home? Jason: You know what you have to remember is that no matter where we are there's always that little voice inside Mike's head saying Mike this is your mother speaking and that's when Mike says mum, what are you doing here? And the little voice says I just want to remind you of it I love you and I always love you even if you break my heart by touching that girl somewhere Maggie: Ok ok ok so you are saying already saddled him with enough guilt to cripple him for a life. Jason: No no I'm just I'm saying that he knows our values and he knows that we care about him and I know that he will consider that any time he makes one of life's big decisions. Maggie: I hope you're right. Jason we're not leaving this house. Jason: Maggie the Cusmans are here just go. Maggie: To hell with the Cusmans. Bob: Come on guys go Jason: Do you want to go out there and tell Bob and Ellan that we can't leave our house because there's a girl in it? Maggie: Why not? Would you leave Carol in there with a boy who just looks like a fellow off an x-rated wedding cake. This is a double standard Bob: Nobody said life was fair Maggie, let's go. Jason: Honey I know what you are feeling but we should not try to make this decision for Mike and no matter what happens he's gonna live through it. Maggie: That's comforting. Bob: It's ok, I saw her walk up. At least he'll die happy. Maggie: I hate the Cusmans. Film: You know how long waited for this, for the opportunity to do this this is an incredible opportunity for me to do I've always... shut up and hold me! My god you have so many places to hold! Just pick one. Maggie: This movie happens to be very dull. Jason: Maggie mike's gonna be just fine. Maggie: There's no story, no character, just a lot of gratuitous sex, for it to boost ticket sales. Film viewer: We know, sit down. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: How are theatre owners gonna know how we feel about this garbage if we just sit through it. Film viewers: Or stand through it in your case. Maggie: Oh can it will you. Jason: Maggie let's just watch the movie ok. Film veiwer: People like you should stay home and watch the Love boat. Mike: Well uh this is the guest room that about raps up the tour of the house. let's go back downstairs and we can watch TV or something Lisa: Stay here. It's like nice. Mike: Here? uh what will we do here? I mean the TV downstairs much more.... Lisa: Any idea about what you're doing to me? Mike: ah well you know I was just trying to make my top lip match up roughly with you your... Lisa: I mean inside. Mike: Oh inside ah...well you know ah, I find it's always so hard to say with someone else feels inside, and ah my dad who is a psychiatrist he says that ah no to people necessarily have to feel the exact same inside and... Lisa: I feel all steamy and tingly. Mike: Ah I don't specifically remember he mentioning steamy and tingly, I'll, er, have to ask him about that. oh ha how about that study's test last Friday. Lisa: Mike I just've got like a funny idea. Mike: Fu...funnier than this? Lisa: No I mean it just occurred to me this is gonna be the first time you've like done it. Mike: Ahahah Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa hahahahah no no no I'm sorry life just solo rips?. No I'm not a virgin Lisa, no not this cowboy. Lisa: That's a relief 'cos believe it or not, there are guys out there our age who've never done it. Mike: Yeah, rejects and nerds. Lisa: Really? So... where were we... Mike: Uh I'm not sure...now I remember. Carol: Did. Ben: Did not. Carol: Did too. Ben: Did not. Carol: I know you did something to her. Ben: Did not. Carol: Ben why don't you just admit you killed Wendy and then I'll kill you and we'll both feel a lot better about the whole thing??? Ben: No. Carol: You're a killer and you know it. Jason: Hey wait hold it, both of you neutral corners. Carol: Dad the plant I was talking to is dead. Jason: Well that does not bode well for the rest of the family does it? Carol: Dad Ben killed Wendy. Ben: I did not. Stop saying that. Jason: Now Ben your sister's not just one to make these things up. You look at me squarely in the eye and you tell me the truth, and not another word will be said about it. Ok? Jason: Ben did you kill Wendy? Ben: No. Jason: Ok. Ben: Not exactly. Carol: Uha! Ben: I..I..I...said a mean thing to her and a leaf fell off but I tried to save her I swear I tried to save her. How exactly did you try to save her Ben? Ben: How do you think plant stuff? Carol: Oh oh my god ben did you put the whole bottle on my plant? Ben: See I told you I tried to save her. Jason: Mix one capful of mighty plant stuff with 8 gallons of water. Ben: What does that mean? Jason: Five to ten in the green house. Maggie: Kids where's your brother? Carol: Oh you mean Mr. Testoste rone, I think he's in the kitchen. Maggie: Hey mike. Mike: Mum. Maggie: Where's Lisa? Mike: How should I know. Maggie: Well did you two uh have a good time together? Mike: Sure. Maggie: Oh what did you do? Mike: We hung out. Maggie: Did you ah watch any TV? Mike: No. Maggie: Oh what's that are you reading? Mike: wind surfer. Maggie: Good issue? Mike: Not that different from the last eleven issues. Maggie: Are you feeling ok? Mike: Yeah great. Maggie: Good. Maggie: So Lisa seems like a very interesting girl. Mike: Yeah. What's that mean? Maggie: What's what mean? Mike: I said she seems like an interesting girl then you said yeah what does that mean? Guess I just mean she's a interesting girl. Maggie: So did you guys play any uh ball games? Mike: Nothing happened ok mum. She wanted to sleep with me but I do it. I'm probably gay are you happy now? Maggie: Mike! Mike: What? Maggie: I'm pretty sure you are not gay. Mike: Ah I guess that was a long shot, heh? Maggie: You know Mike there's nothing wrong with you choosing not to sleep with somebody. I mean you can even wait for someone you love. People do it all the time Mike: Come on mum it sounds like I did some big noble thing here; I just wimped out. Maggie: Ok ok so you wimped out, but think about it for a minute what did you really wimp out of? Let me rephrase that: Do you care about Lisa, I mean do you care about what she feels or thinks or if she's happy or sad.. Do you really care about what happens to her? Mike: Well I wouldn't want to see her get hit by a truck. Maggie: And do you think she cares about you? Mike: Yeah in the same kind of way. Maggie: So you wimped out of sharing something very special with someone who...well whose face you wouldn't want to see on the grill of an 18 wheeler. Mike: Yeah I guess I see what you mean. But Lisa...there was something about her mum, she's got.... Maggie: Major league yabbos. Mike: Well in a nutshell, yeah. Maggie: Oh Lisa is a great looking girl Mike but there are other great looking girls out there who also happen to be warm, caring people. Mike: Really? Maggie: And you're gonna find one, and when the right girl and the right time comes along I think you'll be feeling anything but wimpy. Mike: Yeah maybe you're right. Maggie: And you'll be a little scared at first, but trust me you'll find a way to overcome it; your father did ? Mike: Dad. Oh so I guess you are saying that he waited for the right girl.. Maggie: I guess you could say that. I met her, she was very nice. Jason: Hey are you ok? Mike: Yeah fine dad really. Jason: ok mike sleep tight huh.
《成长的烦恼》中经典台词
1.迈克的心理学教授对杰生说：“你应该以一个父亲的身份看你儿子的作业，而非一个专家。
2.当杰生的母亲欧玛要同澳利结婚时，欧玛开导儿子：“世界上只有一个尼克西弗（杰生的父亲），没人能取代他在我心中的位置，但空想一个不存在的人是没有意义的。
” 3.杰生对迈克说：“有时人生最大的乐趣，就是有点荒唐。
” 4.杰生走错了门，打扰了一位陌生人：“对不起，让你受惊了。
” 陌生人回答：“很荣幸。
” 5.杰生对迈克说：“孩子需要父母理解，但有时父母也需要孩子的理解。
” 6.迈克的戏剧教授说：“世界是一个大舞台，男男女女不过是演员，每个人都有不同的入口和出口，每个人在鼎盛时期都扮演不同的角色。
” 7.当卡萝尔跳健美操时从天花板上掉了下来：“我可以用秤砣证明这不是我的错。
” 8.杰生提着卡萝尔的箱子：“这里面什么东西这么重
” 本恩插嘴：“卡萝尔的粉刺霜。
” 9.当杰生和迈克失意时：“月亮圆了，难怪女人要发疯。
” 10.“半杯水不是半空，而是半满
”困难时杰生鼓励大家，“我们要苦中作乐，把不快当橄榄嚼
” 11.麦琪对杰生说：“有的人10年后才会回忆10年前的事，你就是这样。
卡萝尔从天花板上掉下来，我们的信用卡被用来充公，迈克的水床成了一片汪洋，10年后这些都会变成甜蜜的回忆。
” 杰森（看到麦琪的新衣服）：Wow! 麦琪：只要1500法郎，好看吗
(Only fifteen hundred frances.What do you think?) 杰森：亲爱的，漂亮极了。
(Honey,it's gorgeous.) 麦琪：这么贵你不心疼吗
(You didn't wince at the price.) 杰森：因为我不知道今天美元和法郎的汇率是多少。
(Yeah,well that's because I don't know the exchange rate today.) 杰森（掏出一盒首饰）：你在下面买衣服的时候，我给你买了样东西，特意留在晚上给你看。
(When you were down buying that,I bought you something that I'd kind of like to see on you.) 麦琪：杰森，哦，哦，哦
（激动得往阳台楼下吐起来）(Jason! Oh!Urghhh!) 杰森：提醒我给楼下拉门的小费。
(Remind me to tip that doorman.)
成长的烦恼第一季第二集英文台词
102 Mikes Madonna Story Carol: definitely a Wendy. Jason: Uh uh, he's clearly a Sam. Carol: Dad I think I know my own friend; a Wendy. Jason: Carol I went to medical school ? So I think I can settle this...that's a Wendy. Maggie: What are you two doing? Carol: Oh an experiment been talking to Wendy here and giving what's its name silent treatment and we will see which one grows faster. Jason: And the winner becomes tonight's salad. Carol: Dad! Ben: a girl here for Mike. Maggie: Ben did you just leave her standing outside? Ben: a girl mum what would you want me to do? Let her in? Jason: Sounds like you have some pretty strong feelings about girls... Ben: Ah no I just don't like 'em. Maggie: Well Ben when a friend comes to the door you should let them....in. Why Hello. Lisa: Hi. Is Mike home? Maggie: Possibly...quite possibly. Let me check. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: Oh. Please come in. Lisa: Thanks. Maggie: Uh would you like to have a seat? I'm Maggie, Mike's mother. This is Jason. Ben. Carol. And you are? Lisa: Lisa. I'm Mike's...like friend Jason: You've t to forgive him he doesn't like girls. Lisa: Well I actually like. Don't consider myself a girl, I consider myself a woman. Maggie: And rightly so I'm sure. I'll call Mike: Mike. Oh I'm sorry he doesn't seem to be here. Jason: I guess he doesn't like girls either. Lisa: Aha we'll see about that. Jason: So Lisa. Dip? No. Mike: Hey hey Lisa what a surprise. Lisa: I was just in the neighborhood breaking up with my old boyfriend. Mike: Oh yeah! Lisa: Yeah. He was just too immature. Maggie: Was he younger than you? Lisa: No he was 27. Mike: What an amazing coincidence 'cos I was just up on the phone to break up with my old girlfriend; She was 43. Carol: Yeah dog years maybe. Mike: Uh you guys haven't seen uncle Steven in a while why don't you take a walk by his place. Jason: Mike your uncle Steve's in Connecticut. Mike: So? Jason: And he's dead. Mike: Shouldn't you guys have a snack. Jason: Right. ...alright come on you guys. Lisa very nice to meet you. Lisa: You too. Jason: Come on. Lisa: See you Maggie. You don't mind if I call you Maggie do you? Maggie: Naah. Carol: d dad can you believe the top that girl's wearing? Jason: I notice. Carol: Oh come on dad she might as well have had no shirt on at all. Jason: Yeah well all things considered I'm glad she choose to go that route. Ben: Me too. Err. Maggie: Carol why don't you take Ben and go outside. Carol: Why? Maggie: Because I need to talk to your father. Carol: About Mike's friend with the major league yabbas. Maggie: Out both of you. Carol: What are we supposed to do outside? Maggie: I don't care talk to the lawn. Jason: No it needs mowing as it is. Jason: Did you see the top that girl was wearing? Maggie: Jason she's a tramp. Jason: Oh come on Maggie.. now I mean I admit she doesn't dress with a lot of... Maggie: Clothing. Jason: Taste. But we don't know anything about the girl. Maggie: Jason she was going out with a 27 year old. Jason: Oh that makes her a tramp. Maybe they shared the same interests. Maggie: That makes her tramp. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: Jason she doesn't even giggle the way a fifteen year old's supposed to giggle. Jason: Wow I'll call the national guard. Maggie: You know what I mean; when a fifteen year old girl comes to my door asking for my son she should feel awkward and uncomfortable; but with this girl I feel awkward and uncomfortable. Jason: See, she giggles. Maggie: Sorry, my mistake. Mike: So...ah do you think you guys could err, leave? Maggie: Why? Mike: So we can have some juice. You mean you can't have juice with us in the room. Fine, fine, but I don't know why you guys bought a house with nine rooms if you're not gonna use them. Jason: Subtle Mike. Lisa: So anyway when I told Ed I was breaking up with him he like cried: So pathetic! Mike: Yeah that is pathetic. I like never cry. Mike: Well once when a car ran over my foot on the highway. Lisa: You're like so cute Mike. Mike: Uh..what can I say yeah I'm cute, I'm damn cute. Lisa: Plus Ed was like super possessive I mean he like got upset because i went camping with Phil Crawley, who's like just a friend basically. Maggie: Basically? Mike: Mum! Maggie: I'm sorry. Lisa, so how did you parents feel about you going out with a 27 year old? Lisa: Oh like my mother she was bummed. Maggie: Really? Lisa: Well I think she wanted to go out with him. Maggie: Well I take it you parents are no longer together then. Lisa: What makes you say that? Maggie: Nothing. Never mind. Lisa: So like anyway Mike you wanna do something tonight? Mike: Uh well I did just end a very special relationship but I think I’ve moped around about that long enough. Maggie: Ah ah Mike don't forget that your father and I are going out with the cusman's tonight and you have to baby-sit ben and carol Mike: Can't we get a sitter? Maggie: On this short notice, not one without an axe. Mike: So. Rent kill are quick on their feet. Jason: Mike! Mike: ok. Lisa: Hey Mike maybe I could like come over here tonight. Mike: Yeah that'd be.... Maggie: Probably a very boring way for Lisa to spend the Saturday night.... Lisa: No won't be boring Maggie. I just love babysitting. Maggie: Aha. Mike: What a woman hah mum? Maggie: You bet ya. Ben: You are the ugliest plant alive. Carol told me privately that she hates you. Maggie: Ben what are you doing? Ben: Uh uh nothing mum. Jason: Ok, all set. Maggie: So did you talk to him? Jason: Yeah. Maggie: Well what did you say? Jason: Well pretty much what you and I discussed. Maggie: like what, specifically. Jason: Well you know one of those father-son talks. Maggie: Aha forgive me Jason I have never had one of those father-son talks. What did you say? Jason: Ah well that's where I say ah how are you doing son?, he says pretty good dad, I say is that wax in your hair, or wet look gel?... Maggie: Jason get to the good part. Jason: Honey I just told him that in general that I think it's better to start slowly with the Relationship, to get to know somebody, to get a... Maggie: Medical report. Jason: That too yep. Maggie: So well what do you think they'll do tonight? Jason: Well they'll probably watch TV. Maggie: Ah Jason what if they don't watch TV. I mean he's only 15 he's too young to not watch tv. Jason: Well if two teenagers kids want to get together and not watch tv they gonna find a way to do it. Maggie: I'm tired stay home. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: I want to watch The loveboat. Jason: Bob and Ellan are picking us up in three minutes. Maggie: Are you sure we shouldn't stay home? Jason: You know what you have to remember is that no matter where we are there's always that little voice inside Mike's head saying Mike this is your mother speaking and that's when Mike says mum, what are you doing here? And the little voice says I just want to remind you of it I love you and I always love you even if you break my heart by touching that girl somewhere Maggie: Ok ok ok so you are saying already saddled him with enough guilt to cripple him for a life. Jason: No no I'm just I'm saying that he knows our values and he knows that we care about him and I know that he will consider that any time he makes one of life's big decisions. Maggie: I hope you're right. Jason we're not leaving this house. Jason: Maggie the Cusmans are here just go. Maggie: To hell with the Cusmans. Bob: Come on guys go Jason: Do you want to go out there and tell Bob and Ellan that we can't leave our house because there's a girl in it? Maggie: Why not? Would you leave Carol in there with a boy who just looks like a fellow off an x-rated wedding cake. This is a double standard Bob: Nobody said life was fair Maggie, let's go. Jason: Honey I know what you are feeling but we should not try to make this decision for Mike and no matter what happens he's gonna live through it. Maggie: That's comforting. Bob: It's ok, I saw her walk up. At least he'll die happy. Maggie: I hate the Cusmans. Film: You know how long waited for this, for the opportunity to do this this is an incredible opportunity for me to do I've always... shut up and hold me! My god you have so many places to hold! Just pick one. Maggie: This movie happens to be very dull. Jason: Maggie mike's gonna be just fine. Maggie: There's no story, no character, just a lot of gratuitous sex, for it to boost ticket sales. Film viewer: We know, sit down. Jason: Maggie. Maggie: How are theatre owners gonna know how we feel about this garbage if we just sit through it. Film viewers: Or stand through it in your case. Maggie: Oh can it will you. Jason: Maggie let's just watch the movie ok. Film veiwer: People like you should stay home and watch the Love boat. Mike: Well uh this is the guest room that about raps up the tour of the house. let's go back downstairs and we can watch TV or something Lisa: Stay here. It's like nice. Mike: Here? uh what will we do here? I mean the TV downstairs much more.... Lisa: Any idea about what you're doing to me? Mike: ah well you know I was just trying to make my top lip match up roughly with you your... Lisa: I mean inside. Mike: Oh inside ah...well you know ah, I find it's always so hard to say with someone else feels inside, and ah my dad who is a psychiatrist he says that ah no to people necessarily have to feel the exact same inside and... Lisa: I feel all steamy and tingly. Mike: Ah I don't specifically remember he mentioning steamy and tingly, I'll, er, have to ask him about that. oh ha how about that study's test last Friday. Lisa: Mike I just've got like a funny idea. Mike: Fu...funnier than this? Lisa: No I mean it just occurred to me this is gonna be the first time you've like done it. Mike: Ahahah Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa hahahahah no no no I'm sorry life just solo rips?. No I'm not a virgin Lisa, no not this cowboy. Lisa: That's a relief 'cos believe it or not, there are guys out there our age who've never done it. Mike: Yeah, rejects and nerds. Lisa: Really? So... where were we... Mike: Uh I'm not sure...now I remember. Carol: Did. Ben: Did not. Carol: Did too. Ben: Did not. Carol: I know you did something to her. Ben: Did not. Carol: Ben why don't you just admit you killed Wendy and then I'll kill you and we'll both feel a lot better about the whole thing??? Ben: No. Carol: You're a killer and you know it. Jason: Hey wait hold it, both of you neutral corners. Carol: Dad the plant I was talking to is dead. Jason: Well that does not bode well for the rest of the family does it? Carol: Dad Ben killed Wendy. Ben: I did not. Stop saying that. Jason: Now Ben your sister's not just one to make these things up. You look at me squarely in the eye and you tell me the truth, and not another word will be said about it. Ok? Jason: Ben did you kill Wendy? Ben: No. Jason: Ok. Ben: Not exactly. Carol: Uha! Ben: I..I..I...said a mean thing to her and a leaf fell off but I tried to save her I swear I tried to save her. How exactly did you try to save her Ben? Ben: How do you think plant stuff? Carol: Oh oh my god ben did you put the whole bottle on my plant? Ben: See I told you I tried to save her. Jason: Mix one capful of mighty plant stuff with 8 gallons of water. Ben: What does that mean? Jason: Five to ten in the green house. Maggie: Kids where's your brother? Carol: Oh you mean Mr. Testoste rone, I think he's in the kitchen. Maggie: Hey mike. Mike: Mum. Maggie: Where's Lisa? Mike: How should I know. Maggie: Well did you two uh have a good time together? Mike: Sure. Maggie: Oh what did you do? Mike: We hung out. Maggie: Did you ah watch any TV? Mike: No. Maggie: Oh what's that are you reading? Mike: wind surfer. Maggie: Good issue? Mike: Not that different from the last eleven issues. Maggie: Are you feeling ok? Mike: Yeah great. Maggie: Good. Maggie: So Lisa seems like a very interesting girl. Mike: Yeah. What's that mean? Maggie: What's what mean? Mike: I said she seems like an interesting girl then you said yeah what does that mean? Guess I just mean she's a interesting girl. Maggie: So did you guys play any uh ball games? Mike: Nothing happened ok mum. She wanted to sleep with me but I do it. I'm probably gay are you happy now? Maggie: Mike! Mike: What? Maggie: I'm pretty sure you are not gay. Mike: Ah I guess that was a long shot, heh? Maggie: You know Mike there's nothing wrong with you choosing not to sleep with somebody. I mean you can even wait for someone you love. People do it all the time Mike: Come on mum it sounds like I did some big noble thing here; I just wimped out. Maggie: Ok ok so you wimped out, but think about it for a minute what did you really wimp out of? Let me rephrase that: Do you care about Lisa, I mean do you care about what she feels or thinks or if she's happy or sad.. Do you really care about what happens to her? Mike: Well I wouldn't want to see her get hit by a truck. Maggie: And do you think she cares about you? Mike: Yeah in the same kind of way. Maggie: So you wimped out of sharing something very special with someone who...well whose face you wouldn't want to see on the grill of an 18 wheeler. Mike: Yeah I guess I see what you mean. But Lisa...there was something about her mum, she's got.... Maggie: Major league yabbos. Mike: Well in a nutshell, yeah. Maggie: Oh Lisa is a great looking girl Mike but there are other great looking girls out there who also happen to be warm, caring people. Mike: Really? Maggie: And you're gonna find one, and when the right girl and the right time comes along I think you'll be feeling anything but wimpy. Mike: Yeah maybe you're right. Maggie: And you'll be a little scared at first, but trust me you'll find a way to overcome it; your father did ? Mike: Dad. Oh so I guess you are saying that he waited for the right girl.. Maggie: I guess you could say that. I met her, she was very nice. Jason: Hey are you ok? Mike: Yeah fine dad really. Jason: ok mike sleep tight huh.
谁有成长的烦恼第一季02集的台词。
就是关于音乐票的那集
（餐厅，电话响）Carol：喂Mike：是我的，肯定是摇滚音乐会的票。
Maggie：他们什么时候才会讨厌他们的溜冰板
Mike：对，是明天晚上，而且一定会很精彩。
女士们先生们，演出开始了Mike：卖光了
对一个有门路的男人来说，没有东西买不到。
我正巧认识Seth Jameson，他叔叔的小舅子有个大体育馆的热狗摊位。
Mike：哦没有。
是喝冰酸梅汤，我们得到了很好的座位，还免费送两份热狗。
Carol：讲到关系门路，还是纯牛肉的热狗
Maggie：音乐会的事这么难搞，你肯定要失望了哦。
Mike：不，不，我还是有些事情能做的。
我会拿到票的。
（打电话）喂，是的，你说吧…是的，是的……好的……好，回头再说吧。
Jaosn：没门
Mike：没有…Jerry说他本来能从他的朋友Chichi那里拿到票的，可是…Jason：哦,Maggie，你怎么能凭名字来判断一个人呢。
Mike：是的，蛐蛐快被审判了，在这个时候搜罗倒腾票，他的假释官认为这样不好。
（蛐蛐是个黄牛）Jason：审判的好……蛐蛐Mike：没关系，我还有一个机会呢。
啊——Jimski。
（电话）是的，我是Mike，瞧，我一定要搞到一张票…是的，瞧，他们要什么就给他们什么…什么
我的夹克
我的真皮夹克
那个闻起来像真牛似的夹克
Jason：Mike那件皮夹克你真的舍得卖出去
Mike：不，爸爸，可是我不得不这么办，Bruse就在咱们家不远的地方演出，我很想见他。
我一定要参加音乐会。
Mike：对他们要度个周末……呃，这我可办不到，…除非…Ben：它长着贼溜溜的眼睛，还有一条长尾巴，走路就象这样…Maggie：好罢好罢，我的老鼠夹放哪儿了
Maggie：老实对你说吧，Carol，我想用老鼠夹来抓老鼠。
Maggie：Carol，当妈妈的要做好妈妈该做的事情。
儿子，把我的法国乳酪拿来。
Maggie：Carol，十世纪时候就是这些家伙把瘟疫散播到整个欧洲，杀死了上百万人。
Carol：可那是一千年前了，妈妈，你还要记恨多久啊。
Maggie：还有不断的女舞蹈演员呢。
Mike：可惜爸爸不在这儿，我觉得他是真正的想哄我高兴。
Maggie：哈，他是个滑头。
Mike：他一向做的好像很同情我，然后他就一下子对你说，Mike，Mike，Mike，我认为在这种情况下你应该朝前看。
Maggie：至少他从没说过，象你这么大时，他有什么苦闷。
…可是你可以从历史来看，比你苦闷的人还多着呢Jason：Mike Mike Mike，情绪还仍然不好
houhou 伙计
Mike：爸爸，我感觉很好，别提这个儿，好吗
Jaosn：算了算了，我知道你现在的心情。
Jason：不不，我真的知道。
你知道今天早上我不想提起这事让你沮丧，不过我真的在音乐会上见过花季乐队。
Jaosn：太了不起了，我是说他的歌声能把你的门震破。
Mike：我可不想听Jason：我差点走出演奏场，要求搭车周游全国。
Jason：不说了…如果给你一个愿望，只能有一个愿望，你想做什么
Mike：爸爸，我现在可没心情做这个。
Mike：参加一个纯粹的少女舞会。
Mike：得了爸爸， 别拿我开玩笑了。
亨廷顿干洗店，三件衬衫，快洗，不上浆。
谢谢老爸，这是我第三个愿望。
jason：好了好了，口袋弄错了，是这一张。
Mike：真想不到。
爸爸，你知道这是什么
这可是花季乐队的入场券。
Mike…Jerry要是知道了，他会发疯的。
Jason：算了，Mike，可怜可怜他吧。
Jerry要是知道我们去听，他会气死了。
我不想揭人痛处。
Eddi：我发誓，我四处找遍了，可是一张票都找不到。
Boner：Seaver，你去搞票了吗
Eddi：太棒了，哥们儿，你从哪儿搞到的
Boner：我说，Mike，兄弟，好哥们儿，你一共有多少张票
Eddi；好罢，听你的。
你肯定是带Peggy Zelinsky，对吗
Boner：这可是个好机会，你见过女孩子音乐会后的样子吗
她们几乎全变成野兽了。
Mike：不，确切说不是。
她对我很有意思，可是我装得若无其事。
哦 你听，我的英语要迟到了。
走了哥们。
Eddi：我的英语要迟到了，Seaver你的英语也太糟了。
说罢，你究竟想带谁
Mike：（含糊的）沃的爸Boner：是那个新来的巴基斯坦怪小子
Boner：是的，是很酷。
上次我去他家，他爸爸在给地板打蜡，还唱“喷火吧魔法龙”。
Eddi：老实说，你这样做太怪了。
Mike：这没什么不正常的
你自己是个大傻瓜，从来不和自己爸爸一起做任何事，你这样才有点怪呢。
再说三道四我就要你们的命。
Reporter：今天晚上演出最吸引人的一个特点是是观众里有各种年龄的人，如果我没有搞错的话，这证明今天的节目对几代人都有吸引力。
请问，年轻人，你是和你父亲来听音乐会的吗
Mike：多管闲事
谁想知道
reporter：所有的三维空间。
现在是纽约新闻节目。
（问Jason）先生，他是你的儿子吗
Reporter：请问先生，父子俩一起来听摇滚乐是不是一件不寻常的事儿
rock 【音乐】 奏摇滚乐fatal adj.致命的, 重大的, 命运注定的, 不幸的, 致命的, 毁灭性的Maggie：至少她反应还不算太过分。
Mike，音乐会…（Mike生气的跑上楼）怎么样
怎么了
孩子们为什么都气乎乎的
（搞了什么生气协议
）Jason：是我出了他的洋相还是别的什么。
Jaosn：我没做任何事，他反应过分了。
我是说，电视台记者采访了我们，然后…算了吧，我不想谈了。
carol：我的电视明星哥哥，你怎么了
（Mike头戴黑帽，眼戴墨镜）Mike：别说了，Carol，今天我倒霉透了。
Ediie：嘿，Mike，你跟你爸，我跟我爸，来次双杠怎么样
Boner：约会有进展吗，还是只说了声晚安
Carol：嗨，你们俩把脑叶切除了也不见得聪明。
Eddi：瞧这一家子，儿子和老子约会，现在妹妹为哥哥出头儿。
这倒是件新鲜事，我们俩爱他，哦，我们是伙计，我爱他。
哦——Ben：本人不过问政治。
carol：Ben，有个原则问题需要我们采取自己的立场，我给你1\\\/4美元。
C&B：救救老鼠
Carol：无害自由的老鼠旅馆，你的老鼠只能登记入住，直到你找到适当的环境它才结帐走人。
Jason：好罢maggie，这些幸运的老鼠不仅能保住自己的性命，还能得到充满乐趣的免费的两星期休假，地点是迪斯尼乐园。
他们会在那儿遇到老鼠之王，你猜是谁
米老鼠。
Maggie：那你去图书馆，我去博物馆Jason：真不明白他为什么要这么小题大做。
昨天晚上不和我说话，今天又对我很冷淡。
Maggie；…我认为在目前正种情况下我们要有朝前看的态度。
亲爱的，他的情绪肯定会好的…（Mike带着假鼻子回来了）话说回来，我不是个心理医生，请你原谅，我的去安置老鼠先生了。
Jason：你确实有像你妈妈的鼻子。
哦，对不起，真是笨笑话。
Jason：请你原谅，好吗
我知道我让你难堪了，我很抱歉。
Mike：对，我知道，很好爸爸Jason：Mike
我在向你道歉，难道你想让我公开道歉吗
Jason：Mike，你知道我花了不少钱买这两张票，好让你去参加音乐会。
可我认为你也有点太顾自己了。
Mike：我太顾自己
爸爸，是你让我在晚间新闻里出了洋相。
Jason：有的父母可以把孩子关在小屋子里七年不让他出来，是种什么滋味
你父亲喜欢你，还说什么难看，出洋相
我是在向你表达我对你的感情。
Mike：你说的也太容易了，你不知道那种情形。
他们嘲笑我，因为我和你一起去了。
可是我为你辩护，我说我爸爸是个很酷的人。
可是你做了什么
你在纽约电视新闻里把口水淌得我满身都是。
Mike：你并没听我说话。
听着，我说这话是冒很大风险，我是确实喜欢和你一起做事。
我是说，我能和爸爸一起看花季乐队的演出，可很多父母连花季乐队是谁都不知道呢。
真个音乐会我都在想，嘿，这太有意思了，就这样。
Mike：也许我们都有共同的想法，就是不想让整个自由世界来干扰这一切。
Mike：别说了，爸爸，摇滚乐能给人带来一定的影响。
也许我们下一次应该听不是这么激烈的音乐。
新成长的烦恼第一季18集台词
（餐厅，电话响）Carol：喂Mike：是我的，肯定是摇滚音乐会的票。
Maggie：他们什么时候才会讨厌他们的溜冰板
Mike：对，是明天晚上，而且一定会很精彩。
女士们先生们，演出开始了Mike：卖光了
对一个有门路的男人来说，没有东西买不到。
我正巧认识Seth Jameson，他叔叔的小舅子有个大体育馆的热狗摊位。
Mike：哦没有。
是喝冰酸梅汤，我们得到了很好的座位，还免费送两份热狗。
Carol：讲到关系门路，还是纯牛肉的热狗
Maggie：音乐会的事这么难搞，你肯定要失望了哦。
Mike：不，不，我还是有些事情能做的。
我会拿到票的。
（打电话）喂，是的，你说吧…是的，是的……好的……好，回头再说吧。
Jaosn：没门
Mike：没有…Jerry说他本来能从他的朋友Chichi那里拿到票的，可是…Jason：哦,Maggie，你怎么能凭名字来判断一个人呢。
Mike：是的，蛐蛐快被审判了，在这个时候搜罗倒腾票，他的假释官认为这样不好。
（蛐蛐是个黄牛）Jason：审判的好……蛐蛐Mike：没关系，我还有一个机会呢。
啊——Jimski。
（电话）是的，我是Mike，瞧，我一定要搞到一张票…是的，瞧，他们要什么就给他们什么…什么
我的夹克
我的真皮夹克
那个闻起来像真牛似的夹克
Jason：Mike那件皮夹克你真的舍得卖出去
Mike：不，爸爸，可是我不得不这么办，Bruse就在咱们家不远的地方演出，我很想见他。
我一定要参加音乐会。
Mike：对他们要度个周末……呃，这我可办不到，…除非…Ben：它长着贼溜溜的眼睛，还有一条长尾巴，走路就象这样…Maggie：好罢好罢，我的老鼠夹放哪儿了
Maggie：老实对你说吧，Carol，我想用老鼠夹来抓老鼠。
Maggie：Carol，当妈妈的要做好妈妈该做的事情。
儿子，把我的法国乳酪拿来。
Maggie：Carol，十世纪时候就是这些家伙把瘟疫散播到整个欧洲，杀死了上百万人。
Carol：可那是一千年前了，妈妈，你还要记恨多久啊。
Maggie：还有不断的女舞蹈演员呢。
Mike：可惜爸爸不在这儿，我觉得他是真正的想哄我高兴。
Maggie：哈，他是个滑头。
Mike：他一向做的好像很同情我，然后他就一下子对你说，Mike，Mike，Mike，我认为在这种情况下你应该朝前看。
Maggie：至少他从没说过，象你这么大时，他有什么苦闷。
…可是你可以从历史来看，比你苦闷的人还多着呢Jason：Mike Mike Mike，情绪还仍然不好
houhou 伙计
Mike：爸爸，我感觉很好，别提这个儿，好吗
Jaosn：算了算了，我知道你现在的心情。
Jason：不不，我真的知道。
你知道今天早上我不想提起这事让你沮丧，不过我真的在音乐会上见过花季乐队。
Jaosn：太了不起了，我是说他的歌声能把你的门震破。
Mike：我可不想听Jason：我差点走出演奏场，要求搭车周游全国。
Jason：不说了…如果给你一个愿望，只能有一个愿望，你想做什么
Mike：爸爸，我现在可没心情做这个。
Mike：参加一个纯粹的少女舞会。
Mike：得了爸爸， 别拿我开玩笑了。
亨廷顿干洗店，三件衬衫，快洗，不上浆。
谢谢老爸，这是我第三个愿望。
jason：好了好了，口袋弄错了，是这一张。
Mike：真想不到。
爸爸，你知道这是什么
这可是花季乐队的入场券。
Mike…Jerry要是知道了，他会发疯的。
Jason：算了，Mike，可怜可怜他吧。
Jerry要是知道我们去听，他会气死了。
我不想揭人痛处。
Eddi：我发誓，我四处找遍了，可是一张票都找不到。
Boner：Seaver，你去搞票了吗
Eddi：太棒了，哥们儿，你从哪儿搞到的
Boner：我说，Mike，兄弟，好哥们儿，你一共有多少张票
Eddi；好罢，听你的。
你肯定是带Peggy Zelinsky，对吗
Boner：这可是个好机会，你见过女孩子音乐会后的样子吗
她们几乎全变成野兽了。
Mike：不，确切说不是。
她对我很有意思，可是我装得若无其事。
哦 你听，我的英语要迟到了。
走了哥们。
Eddi：我的英语要迟到了，Seaver你的英语也太糟了。
说罢，你究竟想带谁
Mike：（含糊的）沃的爸Boner：是那个新来的巴基斯坦怪小子
Boner：是的，是很酷。
上次我去他家，他爸爸在给地板打蜡，还唱“喷火吧魔法龙”。
Eddi：老实说，你这样做太怪了。
Mike：这没什么不正常的
你自己是个大傻瓜，从来不和自己爸爸一起做任何事，你这样才有点怪呢。
再说三道四我就要你们的命。
Reporter：今天晚上演出最吸引人的一个特点是是观众里有各种年龄的人，如果我没有搞错的话，这证明今天的节目对几代人都有吸引力。
请问，年轻人，你是和你父亲来听音乐会的吗
Mike：多管闲事
谁想知道
reporter：所有的三维空间。
现在是纽约新闻节目。
（问Jason）先生，他是你的儿子吗
Reporter：请问先生，父子俩一起来听摇滚乐是不是一件不寻常的事儿
rock 【音乐】 奏摇滚乐fatal adj.致命的, 重大的, 命运注定的, 不幸的, 致命的, 毁灭性的Maggie：至少她反应还不算太过分。
Mike，音乐会…（Mike生气的跑上楼）怎么样
怎么了
孩子们为什么都气乎乎的
（搞了什么生气协议
）Jason：是我出了他的洋相还是别的什么。
Jaosn：我没做任何事，他反应过分了。
我是说，电视台记者采访了我们，然后…算了吧，我不想谈了。
carol：我的电视明星哥哥，你怎么了
（Mike头戴黑帽，眼戴墨镜）Mike：别说了，Carol，今天我倒霉透了。
Ediie：嘿，Mike，你跟你爸，我跟我爸，来次双杠怎么样
Boner：约会有进展吗，还是只说了声晚安
Carol：嗨，你们俩把脑叶切除了也不见得聪明。
Eddi：瞧这一家子，儿子和老子约会，现在妹妹为哥哥出头儿。
这倒是件新鲜事，我们俩爱他，哦，我们是伙计，我爱他。
哦——Ben：本人不过问政治。
carol：Ben，有个原则问题需要我们采取自己的立场，我给你1\\\/4美元。
C&B：救救老鼠
Carol：无害自由的老鼠旅馆，你的老鼠只能登记入住，直到你找到适当的环境它才结帐走人。
Jason：好罢maggie，这些幸运的老鼠不仅能保住自己的性命，还能得到充满乐趣的免费的两星期休假，地点是迪斯尼乐园。
他们会在那儿遇到老鼠之王，你猜是谁
米老鼠。
Maggie：那你去图书馆，我去博物馆Jason：真不明白他为什么要这么小题大做。
昨天晚上不和我说话，今天又对我很冷淡。
Maggie；…我认为在目前正种情况下我们要有朝前看的态度。
亲爱的，他的情绪肯定会好的…（Mike带着假鼻子回来了）话说回来，我不是个心理医生，请你原谅，我的去安置老鼠先生了。
Jason：你确实有像你妈妈的鼻子。
哦，对不起，真是笨笑话。
Jason：请你原谅，好吗
我知道我让你难堪了，我很抱歉。
Mike：对，我知道，很好爸爸Jason：Mike
我在向你道歉，难道你想让我公开道歉吗
Jason：Mike，你知道我花了不少钱买这两张票，好让你去参加音乐会。
可我认为你也有点太顾自己了。
Mike：我太顾自己
爸爸，是你让我在晚间新闻里出了洋相。
Jason：有的父母可以把孩子关在小屋子里七年不让他出来，是种什么滋味
你父亲喜欢你，还说什么难看，出洋相
我是在向你表达我对你的感情。
Mike：你说的也太容易了，你不知道那种情形。
他们嘲笑我，因为我和你一起去了。
可是我为你辩护，我说我爸爸是个很酷的人。
可是你做了什么
你在纽约电视新闻里把口水淌得我满身都是。
Mike：你并没听我说话。
听着，我说这话是冒很大风险，我是确实喜欢和你一起做事。
我是说，我能和爸爸一起看花季乐队的演出，可很多父母连花季乐队是谁都不知道呢。
真个音乐会我都在想，嘿，这太有意思了，就这样。
Mike：也许我们都有共同的想法，就是不想让整个自由世界来干扰这一切。
Mike：别说了，爸爸，摇滚乐能给人带来一定的影响。
也许我们下一次应该听不是这么激烈的音乐。
新成长的烦恼第一季18集台词
背景： sever夫妇去mike学校参加舞会的时候，本逃出去玩在小餐厅里 对白： 老头：嗨，这牛肉怎么没上星期的嫩啊
女老板：别开玩笑了，这肉就是上星期的
《分数悲喜剧》里， 迈克要和BONER和EDDIE准备一起去滑雪， 可是由于害怕考试分数太烂杰生不让他去而忧心忡忡， 这时候EDDIE宽慰他说：“迈克，要排起名次来，你不见得殿后
” 迈克恍然大悟道：“对，特别是有BONER在一起~”， BONER把滑雪用的大太阳眼镜往上一推，满脸阳光灿烂的傻傻的笑容真诚地说道：“我尽量效劳~” 为了缺钱给亲爱的爸爸杰生买个拿得出手的生日礼物， 本看到电视里的宗教节目教授人们相信只要向主祈祷， 上帝就会赐予人们所有愿望得到的东西，于是本跪下向上帝祈祷让他发财， 可是迈克告诉他上帝在这个问题上是不起作用的， 结果门铃响了，本蹦蹦跳跳地去开门， 门口一个老太太拿着一个钱罐慈祥地说道：“捐钱给穷人~”， 本毫不思索地接过钱罐，说道“谢谢”， 关上门，愣愣地和同样楞楞的迈克对视了几秒钟…… 迈克激动地跪下向上帝祈祷，本得意地笑了…… 麦克考试被误认为作弊那集 MIKE:我真不相信每个人都不相信我, 甚至是BONER,去年我还使他相信我是个外星人呢. 卡罗儿:他们不该出了点错就不干了(指父母). 麦克:他们知道,他们不是生了你之后又添了个小的? 麦可考试那集,他正在听音乐复习,父亲进来了. 父亲:我不是想改变使你年年差点留级的学习方法, 可是为了是天花板不被震下来,就请你安静的看上一小时. MIKE:你是想让我考个好的分数?父亲:我只想让你考个过的去的分数. 呵呵 还有好多 成长的烦恼吧里可以找到共鸣： 希望你喜欢：）
