搞笑英语话剧剧本
话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince需要四五个人：一个旁白，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。
需要道具：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。
场景：森林里，破井边。
旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a.......(开始思考，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。
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right! flower.she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day.....(公出场).....the princess walks near the castle and...........公主（以下简称公）台词：Oh，Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog?白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场，蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住）公：(惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see,(走过去）oh my god,this frog is so.........(闻闻，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫,来回走），is it really the frog for me?（看看周围，）aren't there any other frogs?这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙，跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重复说we are here!)旁白冲过去，敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.......sh.........shut up ,shut up.....脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting? 公主：(惊慌，，，赶紧给它洗澡。
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)don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净。
白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要亲它头的时候，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。
说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what?（大吃一惊）青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince........公主接过照片,青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒。
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白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266
搞笑版英语话剧剧本
英语话剧（3人）出场：《千年等一回》的音乐（准备音乐） 小青：姐，这是哪儿呀
Sister,where are we? 小白：容我找一下（拿出地图寻找），现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了
（准备地图）Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,IfLeiFengtowercomes,cantheWestlakebefar behind?小青：姐，这手机比我手都小，你能找到西湖嘛
Sister,thephone is smallerl thanmyhand.Can you find the West Lake? 小白点头:携程在手，说走就走Critpinhand，Thesayinggoes 小青：我姐真牛
不就是找个恩人嘛
累死了
（虚脱状，垂头丧气） What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor. 小白：饿货，一饿你就虚，快来条士力架吧
Hungryghosts,onceyouarehungry,youfeelweak,cometogetaSnickers小青（恢复精力，容光焕发）兴奋道：姐姐，那里有个男人，他朝我们走过来Dearsister,look at that man!,heiscoming!heiscoming
许仙出场（放音乐，《渡情》）（准备音乐） 许仙念诗“鹅鹅鹅，曲项向天歌，白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波
”好诗啊好诗
Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave. Good poet! Really Good! 小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃
Good food!Delicious! 小白
英语搞笑短剧剧本
我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖( 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有嘛johnny(jforshort)lunch(lforshort)焦母 mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while mywife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!译：我才不怕你呢
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!译：谁怕谁啊
在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。
我也不在乎这些。
我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔
有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)my god! who can help me?(下)译：我的天
谁来救救我啊
act1 第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,solazy……l:but……jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard alldaylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenand……jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum, i’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted onmarrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listento me. look at yourself……l:but,mum……lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? andi’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughterhaven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll goand tell him.(下)l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! nowshe has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an icegirl,go and take her back!j(立正敬礼):yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go androb the wedding!a&b:good idea!j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll gowith you. you take the money and i take the bride.b:have you got any experience?j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!a:the road is built by me!b:and i planted one tree.c:if you want to go by this street---j:give us all your money!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?l(哭状):i hurt a lot!j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)
英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 5分钟
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） 本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考： 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
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搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼打更的太监旁白道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村陌路旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的
Y与X相遇．X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’tchange my name! No matter what happens. I’mthe most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X: No, I must kill you! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it. Y: Please drink it! X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0 <\\\/b><\\\/b>X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch! Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom? Y: What? X: Toliet? Y: What? X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road! X: Thanks, bye-bye. Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow! H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y: Who are you? H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world! Y: You are right! H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very good. H: Ok, follow me; let’s go! Y: Ok, Let’s go!(To be continued…)
