世界上最搞笑的笑话双人对话一人一句
老师问学生：“人生自古谁无死，你接下一句。
”学生答：“人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。
”老师很生气，叫学生罚站。
隔年，老师又问回学生同样的问题。
这时学生变聪明了。
他答：“人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸。
若君不用卫生纸，除非你是用手指。
”老师很火大，有叫学生罚站
这时，老师看见窗外下着雪，就遗憾的说：“上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。
变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。
”学生又回复老师：“老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。
变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。
”就这样老师当场晕倒
哈哈……地理老师问：“河水往哪里流啊
”一学生猛站起来唱到：“大河向东流啊
”老师没理会他接着说：“天上有多少颗星星阿
”那学生又唱到：“天上的星星参北斗阿
”老师气急：“你给我滚出去
”学生：“说走咱就走阿
”老师无奈：“你有病吧
”学生：“你有我有全都有阿
”老师：“你再唱一句试试
”学生：“路见不平一生吼阿
”老师：“你信不信我奏你
”学生：“时就出手阿
”老师怒：“我让你退学
”学生：“风风火火闯九洲阿
有没有男女之间的伤感对话
。
越伤感越好
男孩问女孩: “。
” “啊，怎么了
” “我多高……
” “什么
” “我的身高多少
” “180……” “兴趣是什么
” “高尔夫。
” “喜欢的颜色
” “蓝色。
” “血型
” “A型。
” “梦想
” “接手爷爷的公司。
” “那么，我的名字是
” “。
” “……” “……你记住，这是你亲口对我说的，你不会走的……” “没错，是我亲口对你说的……”男孩离开前的告白: “净平中学3年级2班的，大概，没有人不知道她吧……”“是的，这个女孩，就是我有生以来，第一个爱上的女孩……一个我到死也不会忘记的女孩……” “对不起……”不知费了多少力气，他才袒露出这一句话，带着一丝隐忍的痛苦，接下来是压得人喘不过气的沉默。
“可是，无论我怎么做……我心中的那个家伙，它一直就这样活着，可能到死它都会陪伴着我……看来我无法实现那个诺言了……我和那个女孩的诺言……” ……“最后，把这首歌送给这个女孩……或许，它无法完全代表我的心意，但是……当这个女孩和我哥哥在一起的时候，我会生气；她哭的时候，我会生气；她笑的时候，我也会生气；她痛苦的时候，我还是会生气……我真是太差劲了，我真是一个糟糕透顶的混蛋……我和她的那个约定，我一次也没有做到过。
”男孩在机场打来电话: “你要好好的……”
14句英语双人简单对话
A: May I take a look at the dress? (我能看一下那条裙子吗?)B: Sure, which one? This red one? (当然可以，哪一条? 这条红色的吗?)A: No, the blue one next to it. (不是，是旁边那条蓝色的)B: Oh that one, sure, here you go. （啊~那一条，当然可以，给）A: Thank you. (谢谢)B: no problem, let me know if you need a different size. （没问题，如果你需要另外的码数请告诉我）A: can you get me a medium.（请给我一条中码的）B: I am so sorry, we are out of the mediums，perhaps you can try on the small. (不好意思，我们中码的没有了, 你可以试穿一下小码的)A: okay, this small dress do look a little large. (那好吧，这件小码看起来还挺大的)B: How's the fitting (穿起来合身麽?)A: It fits very well (超合身的)B: Yes, you look so good in this dress (真的，你穿起来超好看的!)A: really? I love it too! I will get this dress, where do I pay? (真的吗? 我也很喜欢。
这裙子我要了，哪里给钱?)B: This way please. (这边请)
高分求一段关于谈论电影的双人英语对话
. That depends. Everybody has his own choice, and he has the right to make his decision. Whether Hanhong is fat or not ,actually, has no impact on her career, for she has already been a famous pop star familiared to almost all the Chinese and even foreign people. Take Karen Carpenter for instance, she starved herself to death which it's definitely a bad example to all the people, especially to the youth. Therefore, I don't think I have the power to determine whether Hanhong should loose her weight or not. It totally depends on herself. ____________________________________________________________________2.There are lots of English movies. My favorite one is Forrest Gump. It is really an excellent movie for all of us human beings.And ,when i was watching movies, I firstly tried my best to imitate their pronounciation and their accents. I personally prefer to American accent. Secondly , I payed much attention to their grammar structure.Thirdly ,I just tried to learn the slangs which will definitely helpful to my oral English.In a word, when watching movies, I am not just enjoy the story, but try to gain something new from them.____________________________________________________________________3.Each month, i get 1000 yuan from my parents and here is the way i spend it : 200 yuan is deposit in the bank and when there's sudden incident, i can use these money to slove the problem. I spend 100 yuan in my dialing to parents and friends, and of course, it is the sending messages that takes the bigger part of this 100 yuan. My dinners will take 500 yuan each month, including buying drinkings after my playing basketball. And sometimes i will buy myself a jean or a T-shirt or sometimes i will go out with friends, and this is where the rest 200 yuan goes.
双人对话哲学小短文
、迄今为止哲学史上唯一以法律作为关注重心的学说。
从人趋乐避苦这一经验事实出发，该学派主张“最大多数人的最大幸福”应该成为法律、公共政策甚至个人行为的终极指南。
在批判自然法和自然权利学说的过程中，功利主义者建立了自己的理论。
正是在功利主义和继之而起的法律实证主义批评之下，自然法和自然权利学说失去了长久以来的统治地位，功利主义学说成为19世纪以来主流的政治与法律哲学，这一情形一直持续到20世纪70年代罗尔斯正义论的发表。
、哲学的吸引力来源于如下三个特征：实践性、对结果的关注和对平等的承诺。
首先，该学说建立在效用计算的基础之上，认为一项行动正当与否取决于其是否符合效用标准，即能否给利益相关者带来快乐、好处、幸福或防止利益相关者遭受痛苦、损害、不幸。
这样一来，有关行为与制度评价的复杂的价值判断问题被转化为一种科学的算术。
与那种依赖于上帝存在、灵魂不朽和可疑的形而上学前提的哲学相比，功利主义学说更具有实证精神。
其次，作为一种结果论的哲学，功利主义关注人的“现世”幸福，主张行为要从结果上评价，反对擅断和没有任何依据的禁令，更符合启蒙以来的理性氛围。
再次，在现代社会，任何一种政治理论必须在平等待人方面得到证明。
边沁主张，在进行计算时，“每个人只能算一个，没有人可以算更多”，在功利主义的价值序列中，平等对于自由具有优先性。
功利主义者反对奴隶制、主张妇女解放、关心动物福利、呼吁全球性伦理，都是平等待人逻辑链条的延伸。
双人的英语对话
A: What do think about the advantages and disadvantages of TV?B: I think it's good for our life.A: Why do you think so? My opinion is different from you.B: It can provide us with abundant information,Such as latest news over the world,history,culture and interesting stories.It can broaden our eyes easily so that we could acquire knowledge out of books.A: Maybe,you are right.but don't you think when you watch TV,it is easy for you to ignore he time being exhausted rapidly.At present,there are increasingly interesting TV programs which actually have little meaning for us, or even are bad for mental health.Such as adult films.B: So,we must learn to choose an appropriate program when we are watching TV.As for children,they can watch TV with their parents' company or admisio,while,as for adults,they should beware which is suitable or which is not suitable for themselves.If people do like these, TV's advantages I have mentioned must bring about in our life.A: But few adults could control themselves and few children have their parents' company when they are watching TV.Most people spend too much time in TV programs,fogetting their own work and study,even losing their sleeping time.It is bad for life.B: As is known to all,TV is inevitable for us.When people come home from work,they always watch wonderful TV programs together with their family members,not only to relax themselves,but also to go information outside.TV brings to them.A: OK.Maybe both of us are righ.TV has both its own good merits and bad merits.Whether it's bad or good ofr us is determined by our cotiudes toward it.
