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1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 开头不好，结尾必糟。
2. A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept. 蛋糕莫保留，坏习气要除掉。
3. A bad workman always blames his tools. 劣工咎器。
4. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 两鸟在林，不如一鸟在手。
5. A body without knowledge is like a house without a foundation. 人无知犹如房屋无基。
6. A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. 书是随时携带的花园。
7. A candle lights others and consumes itself. 蜡烛照亮了别人，燃尽了自己。
8. A door must be either shut or open. 门不关就得开，二者必居其一。
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9. A friend is a second self. 朋友是第二个自我。
10. A good beginning makes a good ending. 欲善其终 , 必先善其始。
11. A good medicine tastes bitter. 良药苦口利于病，忠言逆耳利于行。
12. A lazy youth, a lousy age. 少年懒惰，老来贫苦。
13. A life without a friend is a life without a sun. 人生没有朋友，犹如生活没有阳光。
14. A little help is worth a deal of pity. 一次行动胜过一筐空话。
15. A little is better than none. 有一点总比没有好。
16. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. 一知半解，害已误人。
17. A little labour, much health. 常常走动，无病无痛。
18. A little learning is a dangerous thing. 浅学寡识是件危险的事。
19. A little of everything, and nothing at all. 样样皆通，样样稀松。
20. A man is never too old to learn. 活到老，学到老。
21. A merry heart goes all the way. 心情愉快，办事痛快。
22. A picture is a poem without words. 画为无言诗。
23. A snow year, a good year. 瑞雪兆丰年。
24. A thing of beauty is a joy for ever. 美好的事物永远是一种快乐。
25. A thousand mile trip begins with one step. 千里之行，始于足下。
26. A tree is known by its fruit. 观其行而知其人。
27. A word spoken cannot be recalled. 一言说出，难以收回。
28. A word to the wise is enough. 聪明人不用细说。
29. A work ill done must be twice done. 工作未干好，只得重返工。
30. Act fairly by all men. 一视同仁。
31. Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。
32. Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 困难和不幸不能使人富有，却能使人聪明。
33. After rain comes fair weather. 否极泰来。
34. After supper walk a mile. 饭后百步走，活到九十九。
35. All are not friends that speak us fair. 说好话的不一定都是朋友。
36. All beginnings are hard. 万事开头难。
37. All men can't be first. 并非所有的都能获第一。
38. All roads lead to Rome. 处处有路通长安。
39. All things are difficult before they are easy. 万事开头难。
40. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只工作而无娱乐会使人愚钝。
41. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一天一个苹果，医生不来找我。
42. An empty bag cannot stand upright. 空袋子放不真。
43. An evil lesson is soon learned. 学坏容易。
44. An honest man's word is as good as his bond. 君子一言，驷马难追。
45. An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. 一日之计在于晨。
46. An idle youth, a needy age. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
47. An ill workman quarrels with his tools. 不会撑船怪河弯。
48. Art is long, life is short. 生有涯而知无涯。
49. As a man sows, so shall he reap. 种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
50. As one door closes, another door opens. 天无绝人之路 0. All is not gold that glitters. 闪光未必尽黄金。
1. Money is the root of evil. 金钱是罪恶的根源。
2. Money makes the mare go. 有钱能使鬼推磨。
3. All things are obedient to money. 一切事物都服从于金钱。
4. Before gold,even kings take off their hats. 在黄金面前，国王也要脱帽。
5. Money is the key that opens all doors. 金钱是打开一切门户的钥匙。
6. Beauty is potent,but money is more potent. 美貌固有力，金钱力更大。
7. Avarice increases with wealth. 越有钱，越贪钱。
8. The money the miser hoards will do him no good. 守财奴积财，对自己毫无好处。
9. What is wealth good for,If it brings melancholy? 财富如带忧郁来，有了财富有何用
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英语格言
第一部分1.Actions speak louder than words.行动胜於空谈。
2.Advice when most needed is least heeded.忠言逆耳。
3.After a storm comes a calm.否极泰来。
4.All good things come to and end.花无百日红（天下无不散之筵席）。
5.All roads lead to Rome.条条大道通罗马。
6.All that glitters is not gold.闪砾者未必都是金（不可仅以貌取人）。
7.All's well that ends well.善终为善。
8.Art is long, life is short.人生苦短，而学术无穷。
9.As you sow, so shall you reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
10. Bad news travels fast.恶事传千里。
11. A bad penny always comes back. 恶有恶报。
12. A bad shearer never had a good sickle. {A bad workman always blames his tools.}劣工尤器。
13. The bait hides the hook.饵裏藏钩。
14. Barking dogs seldom bite.吠叫的狗不咬人。
15. Beauty is but skin deep.美色只是一层皮。
16. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.情人眼裏出西施。
17. Beggars must not be choosers.饥者不得择食。
18. The best fish swims near the bottom.好鱼游溪底。
19. Better be the head of an ass than the tail of a horse. {Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion.}宁为驴头不为马尾；宁为狗头不为狮尾。
20. Better late than never.宁迟勿缺；只要开始，虽晚不迟。
21. Between two stools you fall to the ground.脚踏双凳必坠地。
22. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.一鸟在手胜於两鸟在林。
23. Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚。
24. The biter is sometimes bit.欺人反受欺（害人及害己）。
25. Blood is thicker than water.血浓於水。
26. A burnt child dreads the fire.受灼的小孩必怕火。
27.Care killed a cat.忧虑致命（劳神丧命）。
28.A cat may look at a king.君王卿相於我何。
29.Charity begins at home.修身齐家博爱天下。
30.The child is father of the man.少年时代可决定一人之未来。
31.Comparisons are odious.人比人气死人。
32.Constant dripping wears away the stone.滴水穿石。
33.A contented mind is a perpetual feast.知足常乐。
34.Death is the great leveler.死后万人皆平等。
35.The devil finds work for idle hands to do.小人闲居做歹事。
36.Diamond cut diamond.两虎相争必有一伤。
37.Do as you would be done by.己所欲施於人。
38.Do in Rome as the Romans do.入境随俗。
39.Don't change horses in mid-stream.临阵勿换将。
40.Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.勿打如意算盘。
41.Do not kick against the pricks.勿以螳臂当车。
42.Don't put the cart before the horse.勿本未倒置。
43.Don't quarrel with your bread and butter.勿自砸饭碗。
44.Don't wash your dirty linen in public.家丑不可外扬。
45.Dog does not cat dog.狗不咬狗（同类不相残）。
46.Easier said than done.说来容易做来难。
47.Easy come easy go.徼幸之财难久留（赚得容易花得快）。
48.Empty vessels make the most sound.空桶响叮当。
49.Even Homer sometimes nods.智者千虑必有一失。
50.Everybody's business is nobody’s business.众人之事乏人管。
51.Every dog has his day.三年风水轮流转(狗也有走运的一天)。
52. Every man has his taste. 人各有所好。
53.Extremes meet. 物极必反。
54. Familiarity breed contempt.过份熟稔易滋侮蔑;近庙欺神。
55.A fault confessed is half redressed. 肯认错是改过的一半。
56.First come first served.捷足先登。
57.The fish will soon be caught that nibbles at every bait. 贪吃的鱼儿易上钩。
58.Forewarned is forearmed. 先知先戒备。
59.A friend in need is a friend indeed.救难之友乃为友。
60.Give knaves an inch and they will take a yard.小人得寸便进尺。
61.God's mill grinds slow but sure. 天网恢恢，疏而不漏。
62.Grasp all, lose all. 贪者必失。
63.Handsome is as handsome does.慷慨大方始为美。
64.He that touches pitch shall be defiled.近墨势黑。
65.Heaven helps those who help themselves.天助自助者。
66.Health is better than wealth.健康胜於财富。
67.Hide not your light under a bushel.勿过份谦冲以致隐没才能。
68.History repeats itself.历史会重演。
69.Hoist your sail when the wind is fair见机行事。
.70.Honesty is the best policy.诚实为上策。
71.Idle folk have the least leisure.懒惰人才说没空闲。
72.If you run after two hares, you will catch neither.同时追两免，两头都落空。
73.In wine there is truth.酒后吐真言。
74.It is easy to be wise after the event.经一事长一智。
75.It is never too late to mend.亡羊补牢犹末晚也。
76.It is no use crying over spilt milk. 覆水难收。
77.A Jack of all trades is master of none. 样样通样样稀松。
78.Knowledge is power.知识就是力量。
79.The last straw breaks the camel's neck凡事宜节制，过则必败事。
.80.Least said, soonest mended.少说少错(多言惹祸)。
81.The leopard cannot change his spots.江山易改，本性难移。
82.Let sleeping dogs lie.别自找麻烦。
83.Like father, like son.有其父必有其子。
84.A little learning is a dangerous thing.一知半解最危险。
85.A little pot is soon hot.小人物易发怒。
86.Live and learn. 活到学到老。
87.Look before you leap.三思而后行。
88.Lookers-on see most of the game.旁观者清。
89.Love is blind. 爱情是盲目的。
90.Love me little. love me long.爱情要细水长流。
91.Make hay while the sun shines. 末雨绸缪。
92.Man proposes. God disposes. 谋事在人，成事在天。
93.Many a little makes a mickle. =Every little makes a mickle.积少成多(聚沙成塔、集腋成裘)。
94.Marry in haste, and repent at leisure. 匆匆结婚，慢慢后悔。
95.Men are not to be measured in inches.人不可以貌相。
96.Might is right.强权即是公理。
97.Money makes the mare go. 强权能使鬼推磨。
98.Much would have more. 贪得无餍。
99.Murder will out. 如欲人不知，除非已莫为。
100.Necessity is the mother of invention.需要为发明之母。
101.Never do things by halves.做事切莫半途而废。
102.Never look a gift horse in the mouth.馈赠之物切莫挑剔。
103.No man can serve two masters.一人不能事二君。
104.No man is content with his lot.无人能满意於自己的命运。
105.No news is good news.无消息即是好消息。
106.No pains, no gains.不劳则无获。
107.None so blind as those who won’t see.有眼不看者为盲。
108.Nothing comes of nothing.事出必有因（无中不能生有）。
109.Nothing venture, nothing have.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
110.Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕草绳。
111.One swallow does not make a summer.勿以一概全。
112.Out of debt, out of danger.无债一身轻。
113.Out of sight, out of mind.久离则疏远。
114.The pot called the kettle black.五十步笑百步。
115.Practice makes perfect.熟能生巧。
116.Prevention is better than cure.预防胜於治疗。
117.The proof of pudding is in the eating.欲知布丁味，亲尝便可晓。
118.Put the saddle on the right horse.责备得当（冤有头、债有主）。
119.The road to hell is paved with good intentions.手抱菩萨操屠刀。
120.Rome was not built in a day.罗马不是一天造成的。
121Second thoughts are best.退一步想最稳当。
122.Seeing is believing.百闻不如一见（眼见为真）。
123.Share and share alike.有苦同当，有福共享。
124.Slow and steady wins the race.稳健扎实必致胜。
125.A soft answer turned away wrath.和言足以息怒（柔足以克刚）。
126.Some people cannot see the wood for the trees.见木不见林，逐末而忘本。
127.A sound mind in a sound body.健全的头脑寓於健全的身体。
128.Spare the rod and spoil the child.孩子不打不成器（玉不琢不成器）。
129.Stil water runs deep.水深流静。
130.A stitch in time saves nine.及时缝一针，省得日后缝九针（防微杜渐）。
131.Strike while the iron is hot.打铁趁热。
132.Take the rough with the smooth.逆来则顺受。
133.Talk of the devil and he is sure to appear.说曹操曹操就到。
134.There are two sides to every question.公说公有理，婆说婆有理。
135.There's a black sheep in every flock.每一个团体中都难免有害群之马。
136.There is no rose without a thorn.朵朵玻瑰皆有刺。
137.There is on smoke without fire.有烟必有火（无风不起浪）。
138.Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.投鼠忌器。
139.The tongue is not steel, yet it cuts.舌头虽非铁却可伤人。
140.Too many cooks spoil the broth.七手八脚必败事。
141.Turn a stumbling block into a stepping stone.化绊脚石为垫脚路。
142.Two heads are better than one.三个臭皮匠，胜过诸葛亮（集思广益）。
143.Two of a trade can never than one. 同行相嫉。
144.Virtue is its own reward.为善自得其乐。
145.Walls have ears.壁上有耳。
146.Well begun is half done.好的开始是成功的一半。
147.What can't be cured must be endured.无能为力之事只得忍耐。
148.Whatever a man sow, that shall he also reap.种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
149.Where there is a will there is a way.有志者事竟成。
150.Words cut more than swords.舌剑利於刀剑。
151.You cannot burn the candle at both ends.蜡烛不能两头烧（勿过份消耗体力）。
152.You cannot get blood out of a stone.石头挤不出血来（铁石心肠那有泪）。
153.You cannot sell the cow and drink the milk.鱼与能掌不可兼得。
154.You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.老狗学不来新花样（人老则守旧）。
155.Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse.缺乏知识之热心，犹如脱韁之马。
156.When you judge others you condemn yourself.批评别人，就是责备自己。
157.There is more pleasure in loving than in being loved.爱别人比被别人爱的乐趣多。
158.Cunning is no burden.艺多不压人。
159.He stands not surely that never slips.从不滑倒的人是站不稳的人。
160.He that loses his honesty has nothing else to lose.丢了诚实，就是丢了一切。
161.He that may not do as he would, must do as he may.不能做想做的事，就该做可做的事。
162.Heaven is at the feet of mothers.慈母的膝下就是天堂。
163.There is no grief which time does not lessen and soften. ( ~~~Cicero ) 没有时间不能减轻与缓和的哀伤。
164.Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored. ( ~~~Aldous Huxley )事实并不仅仅因为受到忽略而停止存在。
165.The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. ( ~~~Edmund Burke )权力愈大，愈有滥用的危险。
166.Art is a lie that enables us to realize the truth. ( ~~~Pablo Picasso )艺术是一种使我们能够实现真实的谎言。
167.Love is forgiving even if you can't forget.爱就是不能忘怀，也要原谅。
168.Love is sharing a hard day's leisure hour before dinner.爱就是在晚餐前，共享辛劳一天后的片刻闲暇。
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------第二部份1.知识就是力量。
Knowledge is power. 2.罗马不是一天造成的。
Rome was not built in a day. 3.把握现在。
There is no time like the present. 4.请开冷气。
Please turn on the air condition. 5.你觉得这里如何
How do you like it here? 6.有志者事竟成。
Where there’s a will, there’s a way. 7.百闻不如一见。
Seeing is believing. 8.快五点了。
It’s almost five o’clock. 9.这个地方不错。
This is a nice place. 10.熟能生巧。
Practice makes perfect. 11.条条大路通罗马。
All roads lead to Rome. 12.爱人如己。
Love your neighbor as yourself. 13.诚实为上策。
Honesty is the best policy. 14.中秋节快乐
Happy Moon Festival! 15.新春快乐。
Happy Lunar New Year! 16.情人节快乐
Happy Valentine’s Day! 17.好的开始是成功的一半。
Well begun is half done. 18.早起的鸟儿有虫吃。
The early bird catches the worm. 19.爱是学习给予与接受。
To love is to learn to offer and accept. 20.知足常乐。
Happy is he who is content. 21.真正的喜乐来自内心。
Real joy comes from within. 22.欲速则不达。
Haste makes waste. 23.爱情要细水长流。
Love me little, love me long. 24.我们正在大拍卖。
We are having a sale now. 25.我钦佩你所做的一切。
I admire all you’ve done. 26.每一天都是新的开始。
Every day is a new beginning. 27.妥善规划你的每一天。
Plan your day. 28.三思而后行。
Look before you leap. 29.放轻松。
Let yourself go. 30.很可能会下雨。
Chances are it will rain. 31.我真高兴回家了。
I’m so glad to be home. 32.压力如何影响你
How does stress affect you? 33.你星期六上班吗
Do you have to work on Saturday? 34.我不是早起的人。
I’m not a morning person. 35.谢谢你的鼓励。
Thanks for your encouraging words. 36.事情会顺利的。
Things will work out fine. 37.为什麼我的心跳这麼快
Why is my heart beating so fast? 38.我们何时再见面
When can we see each other? 39.不偏离正道。
Stay on the right track. 40.音乐能让我放松。
Music can help me relax. 41.否极泰来。
After the storm comes the calm. 42.你去赏花了吗
Have you seen the beautiful blossoms? 43.谢谢你的合作。
Thank you for your cooperation. 44.什麼事耽搁你了
What's holding you up? 45.一切都在掌握中。
Everything is under control. 46.该是采取行动的时候了。
It's time to take action. 47.情人眼里出西施。
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 48.请您美言几句。
Please put in a good word for me. 49.我会想办法。
I'll think of something. (or) I'll see what I can do. 50.我不太清楚。
I didn't get a very clear picture of it. 51.你管不了
It's no concern of yours.（较客气）。
You stay out of this.（语气较重）。
None of your business.（语气最重，骂讨厌鬼，别管闲事）。
52.只许这麼一次。
（下不为例） This will be the first and last time. 53.金玉其外。
All that glitter is not gold. 54.千载一时。
Once in a blue moon. 55.不合罗辑。
That doesn't make sense. 56.愿闻其详（请道其详）。
Give me the lowdown.（实情、内幕） 57.囊中物。
It's in the bag. 58.我希望你小心从事。
I hope you know what you are doing. 59.不说也吧
I'd rather not talk about it. 60.一言难尽。
It's a long story. 61.(1)当今热门人物；时代人物(2)言而有信之人(3)沉默之人(4)老於世故之人(5)普通老百姓。
(1)a man of the hour(2)a man of his word(3)a man of few words(4)a man of the world(5)a man on the street 62.中庸。
Golden mean 63.己立立人，己达达人。
To live and let live. 64.月裏嫦娥。
Girl in the moon 65.我真不敢相信（我的眼睛、我的耳）。
I can't believe my eyes ( ears ). 66.语无伦次。
Talking through one's hat. ( or ) Talking nuts. ( or ) Talking nonsense. 67.强弩之末。
The end of the rope. 68.人人为自己。
Everyone for himself. 69.人人为我，我为人人。
All for one, one for all. 70.岁月不饶人。
岁月不居。
Time and tide wait for no one. 71.宁为玉碎，不为瓦全。
Rather lose honorably than gain basely. 72.混水摸鱼。
To fish in troubled waters. 73.不要操之过急。
Easy does it. 74.流鳄鱼的眼泪。
猫哭耗子。
To shed crocodile tears. 75.桃李不言（好东西不必宣传）。
Good wine needs no bush.（挂招牌） 76.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
An idle youth; a needy age. 77.坐食山崩。
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty overtakes him. 78.打肿脸充胖子。
To put a false front. ( or ) To create a false impression. 79.随便你（你相不相信随你）。
That's your privilege. 80.你懂我的意思吧。
（我要开除你‧‧等） You are getting the message. 81.酒鬼。
Drunk; Boozer; Lush; Tank 82.我不会喝酒。
I'm not much of a drinker. 83.我戒酒啦。
I'm on the wagon. 84.他能喝酒。
他嗜酒如命。
He can hold his liquor. He is an alcoholic. 85.无风不起浪。
Where there is smoke, there is fire. 86.青出于蓝。
Jade comes from stone. 87.钱能通神。
（有钱能使鬼推磨）= 107 Money talks. 88.你不明白我。
You don't read me. 89.渔翁得利。
Two dogs fight for a bone; the third runs away with it. 90.以德报怨。
To recompense injury with kindness. 91.对牛弹琴。
Cast pearls before swine. 92.作茧自缚。
Make one's bed and lie in it. 93.不要打岔。
Don't change the subject. 94.公平交易。
square deal 95.正大光明。
fair and square 96.集思广益。
Two heads are always better than one. 97.人多嘴杂。
Too many cooks spoil the broth. 98.杞人忧天。
（半途迎接麻烦） Meet trouble half way. 99.流水不腐。
Running water does not get stale. ( or ) A used key is always bright. 100.目不见睫。
Your eyes cannot see your lashes. ( or ) The hunchback does not see his own hump. 101.难兄难弟。
They deserve each other. 102.法网难逃。
You can't get away with murder. 103.谈虎变色。
A burnt child dreads the fire. 104.笑里藏刀。
There are dangers in men's smiles. 105.鹤立鸡群。
Head and shoulders above others. 106.左右逢源。
his bread is buttered on both sides. 107.财能通神。
Money makes the mare to go. 108.一劳永逸。
Once and for all. 109.五十步笑百步。
A pot calling the kettle black. 110.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
Nothing ventured; nothing gained. 111.人心不足蛇吞象。
The eye is bigger than the mouth. 112.值得做。
走一步，算一步。
It pays. Cross the bridge when you come to it. 113.为什麼
我要他好看。
How comes? I'll give it to him. 114.放明白一点。
（做人要聪明一点） You'd better wise up. 115.记著我的话。
要老实点。
Mark my words. Be incurable square. 116.你又来这一套。
There you go again. 117.酒醉饭饱。
square meal 118.礼多人不怪。
Politeness offends no one. ( or ) Courtesy costs nothing. 119.鹿死不择音（阴）。
A dying deer doesn't choose a shade. ( or ) Beggars are no choosers. 120.到目前为止相当好。
So far so good. 121.我自己有分寸。
I know what I'm doing. 122.有时候；常常；很少 Once in a while; Once too often; Once in a blue moon 123.上帝是基於美的必要，上帝就是爱。
God, from a beautiful necessity, is love. 124.能做要人固然是好，做个好人却更重要。
It is nice to be important but it is more important to be nice.
写格言或谚语
决定一个人命运的不是他的能力，而是他的选择。
Decide the fate of a person is not ability, but choice. 1.人必须要面对现实而不能老活在幻想中。
Don't dwell on dreams and forget to live. 2.真相，这是一种美丽而可怕的东西，需要格外谨慎地对待。
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution. 3.对事物永远使用正确的称呼。
对一个名称的恐惧，就会强化对这个事物本身的恐惧。
Always e the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself. 4.只有当在这里的人都背叛我的时候，我才算真正离开了…… You will find that I will only truly have left t school when none here are loyal to me. 9.人们容易原谅别人的错误，却很难原谅别人的正确。
People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. 14.年轻人不知道上了年纪的人是怎么想的，也不知道他们的感受，但是如果上了年纪的人忘记了年轻的时候是怎么样情景，那就大错特错了。
Youth cannot know how age thinks and . But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. 16.大家对于未来与死亡的恐惧并不是它们的本身，而是对于它们的未知。
It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. 19.死亡实际上就像是经过漫长的一天之后，终于上床休息了。
而且，对于头脑十分清醒的人来说，死亡不过是另一场伟大的冒险。
It really is like going to bed after a very, very long day. After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. 29.勇气有许多种，对付敌人，我们需要超人的胆量，而要在朋友面前坚持自己的立场，同样也需要很大的勇气。
There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but jt an much to stand up to our friends. 30.被一个人这样深深的爱过，尽管那个爱我们的人已经死了，也会给我们留下一个永远的护身符，他就藏在你的皮肤里。
To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved is gone, will give us some protection forever. It is in your very skin. 31.这样忍受痛苦，证明你还是一个人，这种痛苦是人性的一部分。
Suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being hman.
求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个
Obedience is the first duty of a soldier军人以服从命令为天职。
Observation is the best teacher.观察是最好的老师。
Offense is the best defense.进攻是最好的防御。
Old friends and old wines are best.陈酒味醇，老友情深。
Old sin makes new shame.一失足成千古恨。
Once a man and twice a child.一次老，两次小。
Once a thief, always a thief.偷盗一次，做贼一世。
Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
One boy is a boy, two boys half a boy, three boys no boy.一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。
One cannot put back the clock.时钟不能倒转。
One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays.百闻不如一见。
One false move may lose the game.一着不慎，满盘皆输。
One good turn deserves another.行善积德。
One hour today is worth two tomorrow.争分夺秒效率高。
One man‘s fault is other man‘s lesson.前车之鉴。
One never loses anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
One swallow does not make a summ一燕不成夏。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。
售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒
” “我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。
“没睡着
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
”The poor husbandYou can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
”Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀
” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。
那爸爸去哪儿了呢
” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
”Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 狗也知道这个谚语吗
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。
’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗
” 一 Can we have our teacher back
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, When can we have our teacher back? 能让我们的老师回去吗
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。
一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。
五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢
” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
