求马克吐温的幽默名言
记住是幽默的，马克吐温的，不是马克思的。
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 别到处说世界亏欠了你。
世界什么都不欠你的，你还没出生它就在这儿了。
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.如果你收养了一只饥饿的狗，并且让它过上了舒服的日子，它将不会咬你。
这便是狗与人最主要的区别。
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.习惯就是习惯，谁也不能将其一下子扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下楼。
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.善良是一种聋子能听见、盲人能看见的语言。
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.让自己高兴起来的最好办法就是设法让别人高兴起来。
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.世界上主要有两类人。
第一类人有所成就，第二类人号称自己有所成就。
第一类人不如第二类人那么多。
I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.我总是等机会错过了才发现我曾有过机会。
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.皱纹应该只是微笑留下的印记。
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes.真理还在穿鞋的时候，谎言就走遍了半个世界。
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.人类有一件真正有力的武器，那就是笑。
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.如果我们能在80岁的时候出生，然后慢慢走向18岁，那生活将会幸福无比。
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. 20年后，让你觉得更失望的不是你做过的事情，而是你没有做过的事情。
所以，解开帆索，从安全的港湾里扬帆出行吧。
乘着信风，去探索，去梦想，去发现
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. •每个人都像月亮，有着从来不让任何人看见的黑暗面。
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. 远离那些企图让你丧失雄心的人吧。
小人经常如此，而真正的伟人会让你觉得你也可以变得伟大。
奥运会会徽的意想和含义
2008年奥运会会徽的含义 申办会徽由奥运五环色构成，形似中国传统民间工艺品的“中国结”，又似一个打太极拳的人形。
图案如行云流水，和谐生动，充满运动感，象征世界人民团结、协作、交流、发展，携手共创新世纪；表达奥林匹克更快、更高、更强的体育精神。
北京2008年奥运会会徽不久前刚刚推出，“中国印·舞动的北京”具有如下特点： 1．会徽设计将中国特色、北京特点和奥林匹克运动元素巧妙结合。
“中国印·舞动的北京”以印章作为主体表现形式，将中国传统的印章和书法等艺术形式与运动特征结合起来，经过艺术手法夸张变形，巧妙地幻化成一个向前奔跑、舞动着迎接胜利的运动人形。
人的造型同时形似现代“京”字的神韵，蕴含浓重的中国韵味。
该作品传达和代表了四层信息和涵义： （1）中国文化。
以中国传统文化符号－印章（肖形印）作为标志主体图案的表现形式，印章早在四、五千年前就已在中国出现，是渊源深远的中国传统文化艺术形式，并且至今仍是一种广泛使用的社会诚信表现形式，寓意北京将实现“举办历史上最出色的一届奥运会”的庄严承诺。
（2） 红色。
选用中国传统喜庆颜色—红色作为主体图案基准颜色。
红色历来被认为是中国的代表性颜色，还是我国国旗的颜色，代表着伟大的中华人民共和国，因此，标志的主体颜色为红色，具有代表国家、代表喜庆、代表传统文化的特点。
（3）中国北京，欢迎世界各地的朋友。
作品代表着北京正以改革开放的姿态欢迎世界各地运动员和人民欢聚北京，生动的表达出北京欢迎八方宾客的热情与真诚，传递出奥林匹克的理念和精神。
作品内涵丰富，表明中国北京张开双臂欢迎世界各地人民的姿态。
（4）冲刺极限，创造辉煌，弘扬“更快，更高，更强”的奥林匹克精神。
现代奥林匹克运动一直强调以运动员为核心，会徽“中国印?舞动的北京”正体现了这一原则。
印章中的运动人形刚柔并济，形象友善，在蕴含中国文化的同时，充满了动感。
2．会徽的字体设计采用了中国毛笔字汉简的风格，设计独特。
会徽作品“中国印·舞动的北京”的字体采用了汉简（汉代竹简文字）的风格，将汉简中的笔划和韵味有机的融入到“BEIJING 2008”字体之中，自然、简洁、流畅，与会徽图形和奥运五环浑然一体,字体不仅符合市场开发目的，同时与标志主体图案风格相协调，避免了未来在整体标志注册与标准字体注册中因使用现成字体而可能出现的仿冒侵权法律纠纷。
3．会徽总体结构与独立结构比例协调。
经过专家反复推敲、修改，“中国印·舞动的北京”中作为主体的中国印、“汉简体”“Beijing 2008”和奥运五环三部分之间在布局以及比例关系方面特别是中国印部分，已近完美。
与此同时，每一部分独立使用时依然比例合理，不失协调。
初一上能看懂的英语短文英语短文 有翻译要150个词以上
As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. Constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. Learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty. Once learning stops, vegetation sets in. It is a common fallacy to regard school as the only workshop for the acquisition of knowledge. On the contrary, learning should be a never-ending process, from the cradle to the grave. With the world ever changing so fast, the cease from learning for just a few days will make a person lag behind. What's worse, the animalistic instinct dormant deep in our subconsciousness will come to life, weakening our will to pursue our noble ideal, sapping our determination to sweep away obstacles to our success and strangling our desire for the refinement of our character. Lack of learning will inevitably lead to the stagnation of the mind, or even worse, its fossilization, Therefore, to stay mentally young, we have to take learning as a lifelong career. 学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。
摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长而肌肉得以发达。
同样地，我们应该日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩充我们的智力容量。
不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析和判断的能力。
持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法，也是在变动的世代中成功的可靠保证。
一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就开始了。
视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。
相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到死。
由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要学习停顿数日就将使人落后。
更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲望。
缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。
因此，为了保持心理年轻，我们必须将学习当作一生的事业 。
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, Do come and see me at my house in the country. So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city. The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, Run! Run! The cat is coming! They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid. 从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。
一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。
很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。
”于是，城里老鼠就去了。
乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。
它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。
城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢
你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。
” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。
房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。
可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑
快跑
猫来了
”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。
过了一会儿，他们出来了。
当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。
因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。
”Work and play do not contradict each other; in fact, they complement each other. As the saying goes, All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. A life burdened with work leads you nowhere, for you would get tired and bored with your daily routine work. On the other hand, proper recreation will relieve the tension and discomfort of our monotonous life because it offers you various ways to let out your pent-up emotions. What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and watching movies. Usually I don't spare time for exercise, but I value the physical education class at school. Jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the day's pressure. On weekends, I'll catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. I feel revived and energetic for another week's work-load. 工作与娱乐并不互相冲突，事实上，它们之间的关系还相辅相成。
有句格言说：「整日工作而没有休闲娱乐，会令人变得沉闷乏味。
」被工作重担压得喘不过气来的生活，将使你一事无成，因为你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。
由另一方面来说，适度的娱乐活动能提供各种管道，来宣泄你被压抑的情绪，减轻单调生活中的紧张与不悦。
放学之后，我最常做的休闲活动，便是慢跑与看电影。
通常我并不特地拨出时间来做运动，但是我很重视学校的体育课。
在操场上慢跑几圈，无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。
在周末时，我都去看早场电影，享受视觉盛宴。
如此一来，我将有如再生般的充沛活力，去面对下一星期的工作量。
Lost time is never found again. This is something which I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. I finally realized that something had to be done. It was time for a change. Now I have a new plan for using my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. This will give me a head start on the day. I have also decided to keep a log of what I do and when I do it. Looking back on what I’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 时光一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。
我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的成绩开始退步。
最后我终于了解到我必须有所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。
现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。
我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息提前开始。
我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记录下来。
回顾我所做的事情会启发我如何重新安排我的时间。
In my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. While it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. High school students should be allowed more time for play. Playing is not wasting time, as some think. It gives them physical exercise, and also exercises their imagination. Which tends to be stifled by too much study. Finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. I do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. I do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole. 我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健全的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。
娱乐并不如某些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重课业扼杀的想象力。
最后，繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的情绪紧张，这对身心都有害。
我并非主张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。
My first job was at a cramming school. It was three years ago when I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since I had nothing to do that summer, I decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence. I was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. I worked eight hours a day, six days a week. The work was not difficult nor heavy to me and I guess I did well. The most delighted thing was perhaps that I could spend the money I earned all by myself. 我的第一份工作是在一家补习班做事。
那是三年前我刚从国中毕业，考完联考时的事了。
既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事，倒不如找份差事，尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。
我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。
我一天工作八小时，一星期工作六天。
那份工作对我而言既不困难亦不沉重，所以我想我还满称职的。
而最令人快乐的事大概莫过于花全部由自己赚来的钱了
Sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. So I pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. Table tennis is my favorite game. I play it almost every day. Table-tennis is an ideal game for us because it brings the whole body into action. It strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. Besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. Table-tennis is very moderate; it is not so rough as football. It is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. Thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise. 运动能帮助每一个人保持健康、快乐和有效率。
所以我特别重视运动，特别是乒乓球，乒乓球是我最喜欢的运动。
我几乎每天玩。
乒乓球对我们而言，是一项理想的运动，因为它可以使我们全身运动，它可以增强我们的肌肉，扩张我们的肺部，促进血液循环，并且使肌肤产生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所费不多。
乒乓球是相当温和适中的，它不像足球那么粗野。
它是一种室内运动，甚至在下雨天也能玩。
因此，乒乓球是我最喜爱的一种运动。
I earnestly hope to lead a healthy and prosperous life in the future. Judging from my aptitude inclination and personality streaks, my ideal life will be that of a scientist, researching, lecturing, and writing books. As I am from a farming family, I particularly enjoy being close to earth. If I can afford to live a pastoral life in the countryside, I will feel most blessed. As far as social life is concerned, simplicity is what I intend to pursue, so I really don't need too many friends. All these will be mere talk if I am idle now. To attain my goal, I must make a point of training my body and mind. This is a highly competitive society in which everyone is eager to come out on top. That is not only a competition of physical strength and mental power, but a marathon of patience, faith, and perseverance. Life is not all roses, but with what I am being equipped with by the top teachers in this elite school, I surely deserve a promising prospect. 我恳切地希望将来能过着健康而顺遂的一生。
从我的能力倾向及人格特质来判断，我理想的生活方式将是担任一名科学家，从事研究讲学以及著作。
由于我来自农家，尤其喜欢亲近土地。
如果我有经济能力在乡下过着田园生活，我会深感福佑。
至于社交生活，「单纯」是我所要追求的，所以我确实不需要太多的朋友。
如果我现在懒散，这一切都将流于空谈；要达成目标，我必须重视锻炼自己的身心。
这是一个高度竞争的社会，人人都渴望拔得头筹。
那不但是一场体力和脑力的竞争，也是耐心、信心和毅力的马拉松。
人生并不全是美好的事，但以我目前得自这所精英聚集的学校的顶尖老师所施的教化，我必定有个光明的前程。
东方绿舟 秋游英语作文(初二的水平)。
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