《我的朋友和我》英语作文（带翻译）
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这是我的经验总结，望能对您有一点点帮助。
温州八中中午有就餐的吗
甲：我们两个一上台，大家就能从我们身上看出四个字。
乙：哪四个字
甲：文明礼仪。
乙：对，我们两个都非常讲礼貌，懂文明。
甲：对，我们两个可不是那种酒肉朋友，我们交往的过程中要注意克己、慎重、积极主动、自觉自愿、礼貌待人、表里如一、以诚待人，不逢场作戏、言行不一（乙用手指点甲）干什么你，我这说得好好的，起哄是不是
乙：你别生气，我看你连蹦带跳的， 甲：你懂什么，这叫形体语言。
乙：还形体语言，别逗了
甲：看来你不明白，这形体语言在人际交往过程中非常重要。
乙：是吗
甲：打个比方吧。
乙：哦 甲：比如我们两个好朋友好久不见了，在路上碰到了，打招呼：“呦，这不是***吗
有日子不见了（动作：握手）你这是去哪呀
乙：啊
我去参加《文明风礼仪大赛》 甲：是吗
那有时间再聊吧，再见
乙：再见
甲：多好
注意到这里面的动作了吗
乙：什么动作
甲：我在说话的时候眼睛注视着你，同时伸出右手，友好的与你打招呼，握手，这就是简单的形体语言。
乙：就这个
甲：我要是说话的时候不看着你，伸右手不和你握，就显得不礼貌了。
乙：我看没什么不可以的。
甲：不信咱再试试
乙：来呀。
甲：呦，这不是***吗
好久不见，，怎么比我还胖
乙：我们俩谁胖呀
甲：你这是去哪呀
（边说边做出逗狗的动作） 乙：逗狗呀
甲：怎么样，不好看吧
乙：是差点儿
哎，这么一说，你是文明礼仪这方面的专家了 甲：（整理整理服装）专家谈不上，一般吧，（晃头）一般一般，世界第三。
乙：你瞧，还来劲啦
哎，我说第三，在下有一事不明，不知当讲否
甲：有何事不明，旦讲不防，我是知无不言，言无不尽啊
乙：我的问题是怎样才能培养好的文明礼仪
甲：这问题简单，培养好的文明礼仪主要有四项基本原则。
乙：都哪四项基本原则，您给说说
甲：一是敬人原则；二是自律原则；三是适度原则；四是真诚原则。
乙：说得真好。
甲：明白了
乙：糊涂了
甲：我白忙活了
乙：最好您能举个例子，这样我能更清楚一些。
甲：这好办，首先说说这敬人的原则吧，敬是尊敬的敬，人是一撇一捺的人。
乙：这不是废话吗
甲：就是要想得到别人的尊敬，你必须先尊敬别人，比如咱俩一上台，观众掌声欢迎，咱俩鞠躬还礼。
这是互相尊敬。
乙：干吗非得这样呀
要是调一个个怎么样
甲：怎么调： 乙：咱俩一上台，让观众给咱俩鞠躬，咱们鼓掌，这不也是互相尊敬吗
甲：噢，你说让台下好几百观众整齐的站起来面无表情的向咱俩鞠躬
乙：哎，你等等，我怎么觉得是在向遗体告别呀
甲：所以我说不行不是，既要互相尊敬，又要不违反客观规律
乙：看来你是真有学问
甲：一般一般，世界第三
乙：他又来劲了，那什么是自律的原则那
甲：自律就是严格要求自己。
曾子曰：“吾日三省吾身，为人谋而不忠乎
与朋友交而不信乎
传不习乎
” 乙：这是什么乱七八糟的，这都21世纪了，你还说那白垩纪的话
甲：这位不学无术，什么都不懂，这都是圣人的话，意思是要我们每天都应当严格要求自己，每天都应当自律，孔子曰：每日当自律，每日不自律，就会犯法律，犯了法律加刑律，到时强行让你来自律，也不知是自律好过不自律，还是自律强过不自律。
乙：绕口令啊，这孔子怎么什么都会呀。
甲：圣人啊 乙：哎，那什么是真诚的原则呢
甲：真诚，那更好理解了。
乙：那您给我说说什么是适度
甲：适度 乙：啊 甲：就是什么事情都要有个度，这个度不难把握，不到这个度显者不热情，过了这个度就烦人了。
乙：不到这个度，显着不热情，过了这个度，不就显着更热情了吗
有什么不好的吗
甲：那咱们俩表演一下 乙：好啊 甲：在座的朋友们，今天我个大家表演，说得不好请大家原谅 乙：哎，您谦虚了 甲：一会儿呀，我还要唱一首歌，五音不全，请您多包含 乙：您太客气了 甲：我这模样不好，倒您胃口了，您别往心里去 乙：行了，您就快点吧 甲：我要是有忘词的地方，您多担待 乙：我说你还有完没完了
甲：我客气起来没完，请多关照，您给我点掌声，我给您鞠躬了，我要开始说了请您注意了，我说得不好请多关照
乙:你还有完没完了!(甲乙向观众鞠躬)
写一篇介绍英国人的茶会礼仪的英语作文，60-80字
Is not one side suitable drinks wine, at the same time smokes. In view of the fact that after the liquor is easy to make an indiscreet remark with the failure in politeness, therefore in touches on foreign affairs the alcohol capacity which in the activity drinks wine to have to control in the oneself ordinary day alcohol capacity one below the half. Does not want as soon as to look opposite party great kindness or the good wine delicacies, then forgot oneself. Has the education drinking wine drinks wine when is cannot let the other people hear to swallow swallows the sound, pours when the liquor only suitable most likely Man?er the method which drinks in the west. First is grasps the wine class: Correct grasps the cup posture is lightly grasps the cup foot with the finger, for avoids the hand the temperature warm making the liquor to advance, using the thumb, the middle finger, the index finger grips the cup foot, the little finger puts on cup bottom fixed. After that is drinks wine: Drinks when absolutely cannot attract is drinking, but is inclines the wine class, the picture is puts the liquor drinking which resembles on the tongue. Gently undulates the wine class to let the liquor and the air contact increases the liquor taste fragrance and mellowness, but do not have violently to sway the cup. In addition, tosses down, drinks while penetrates the wine class to look at the person, all is the failure in politeness behavior. Do not use the finger to scratch the cup along on lipstick India, scratches well with the facial tissues. The table napkin may open in front of dining.After selects the vegetable, sends front in the front vegetable this period of time to open the table napkin, toward 1\\\/3, lets 2\\\/3 even shop on the leg, covers above the knee the double leg to be partial. Should better not have to squeeze in the table napkin the neckband; The western-style food table napkin generally uses the cloth, the table napkin cloth uprightly smooth, the color is simple and elegant. Frequently puts on the knee, also may put in the heavy courtesy situation in front of the chest, the usual relaxed situation also may put on the table, table napkin angle to the chest in front of, and suppresses with the dishes and bowls. The table napkin cloth may use for to scratch the mouth or to scratch the hand, the opposite angle line becomes the triangle shape under, or the parallel growth side shape, wipes scratches when the face hole to face, lightly presses by a table napkin jiao several. The dirt should completely scratch in inside, the semblance has a liking for always is neat. The Chinese drinks soup when is the bucket drinks or straight takes over the use of the bowl with the porcelain spoon from the bowl to drink, but drinks time makes the sound, this is very not politeness behavior. Has the soup in the west not to be able to attract is drinking. First uses the soupspoon to proceed by after the soup to scoop up, the soupspoon base puts in the lower lip position delivers the soup in the entrance. The soupspoon and the mouth department angle is better. Bodily upper half slightly . In the bowl soup is left over when are not many, may use the finger the bowl slightly to raise. If the soup with has grasps the link the bowl attire, may directly grasp grasps the link to carry drinks .3.The dinner table diet should perform to pay attentionChopsticks uses which in China, cannot knock , namely goes to eat when the waiting, cannot take chopsticks at will to strike or the teacup chopsticks cannot a horizontal vertical stroke alternately place in bowl side, is big end is a capitellum. The chopsticks must place nearby the bowl, cannot put on the bowl when clamps the vegetable, cannot the chopsticks in the food dish wield wields, about randomly turns, meets when the others also clamps the vegetable, must pay attention gives way to traffic, guarded against the chopsticks fight when speaking, do not have to treat as the chopsticks the cutting tool, on dinner table chaotic dance; Also do not have uses the vegetable when the others, chopsticks stamp to others in front of. Does this is the failure in politeness; The Chinese to is happy take the food as the life, therefore on the dinner table the people heartily enjoy this delicacy delicacies. On the dinner table had lively reflected the restaurant patron is from heart cheerful Chinese ordinary day good static, as soon as sits the dinner table, is then incessant, mutually offers food to a guest, urges to drink. This also is must ritual .Pays attention on the western dinner table do not have in to go to in front of the dinner table to sprinkle too many perfumes on the body, so as to avoid has covered the cooked food fragrance. Front the perfume taste and the cooked food taste mix is a body is painful matter woman dines please scratches yours lipstick pale somewhat, surely do not have to stay behind when yours tableware your bright lipstick India other orders food do not have to point at on the other people table cooked food, this is greatly disrespects to the other people; West on the dinner table speaks certainly wants the feeble voice slow language , the bread and Hamburg eat the law. Should according to first use two to rip the scrap, then uses the principle which the left hand brings eats. When eats the hard bread, rips with the hand not only takes the trouble moreover the bread filings to be able to fall everywhere, this time may use the knife first to sliver two half, then uses the hand to rip the block to eat. Avoids the picture using the saw to resemble shears the bread, should first prick the knife another one half. Cuts when may use the hand to be fixed the bread, avoids sending out the sound 2. not to have to use with the table napkin process in the table napkin to clean the tableware, the table, can have looks down upon meaning of the master family not to have when leaves the mat the table napkin cloth to fall on the place. Also do not have to use the table napkin cloth to smear the mark stained or is wrinkles full of wrinkles .
求双人搞笑小品剧本。
非常搞笑二人小品剧本一：非常搞笑二人小品剧本】（）默搞笑的相声剧本《我是最聪明的人》人人都喜欢别人夸他聪明，可是下面这位硬是忽悠着别人夸他聪明，好笑的不得了，欢迎大家欣赏幽默搞笑的双人《我是最聪明的人》甲：我非常聪明这是大家公认的事实
乙：我怎么不知道呢
甲：说明你很愚蠢
乙：我怎么愚蠢了
甲：你想呀
我一上台，我说我是世界上最聪明的人，你说声是，把你衬的多明白事呀，你说不知道，做顺水人情都不会，你说你愚蠢吗
乙：哦，来吧
甲：我很聪明
那是众所周知的事
连捡破烂的都知道
拣破烂的，说你呢
你知道吗
乙：知道，地球人都知道
甲：你看捡破烂的人多聪明
只要有这么聪明
早晚你得发呀
乙：我一捡破烂的能发什么呀
甲：将来能成为丐帮帮主
乙：那不成了乞丐了嘛!还不如捡破烂的哪
甲：那你是领导呀
乙：领导我也不干
甲：你真聪明呀
都能听出好坏话了
乙：没你聪明呀
甲：我信
您客气了
我也没什么呀，就比你聪明一点点
乙：说了半天了，不瞒您说，我真听不出你聪明来
甲：在我很小的时候，那时候我还没读过书，幼儿园也没上过，有一天我突然哭的厉害
乙：哭什么呀
谁欺负你了
甲：我哭呀，我要笔
我要写诗
我父亲很纳闷呀，这孩子从来没读过书，要笔干什么
拿支钢笔给我了，不要
不要
乙：怎么又不要了
甲：我要毛笔
乙：还能用毛笔，了不起呀
甲：我爸爸现做了一支给我了，我一看这毛笔，是用头发做的
史文卿这个名字的含义是什么
也没什么吧，古代经常有这种名字，文就是文化呗，卿就是古代高级官衔，也就是比如上卿这种，连一起就是有文化的大官了。
