请大家帮我写一段情话好吗
写给我女朋友的，写深情一点，带上她的名字（龙芬）谢谢大师们。
我愿意陪你从A到Z： 【A】Always waiting for you. 总是在这里等着你 【B】Be with you. 和你在一起 【C】 Calls you just to say Hi. 打电话给你就是想说声 嗨 【D】 Dear，Good night. 每晚温柔的对你说晚安 【E】Expect the whole of you. 期待你的全部 【F】Forever stand by you. 永远在你身边 【G】Give you what you need. 给你一切你需要的 【H】Hope you enjoy your life. 愿你享受你的生活 【I】I love you. 我爱你 【J】You jump,I jump. 如影随形 【K】Kiss you when you wake. 在你醒来时偷偷吻你 【L】Learn to know you. 学习懂你 【M】Make more surprise in your life. 给你与众不同的生活 【N】Never make you cry. 永远不让你哭 【O】Offer support. 支持你 【P】Put you in my heart. 把你放在我心底 【Q】Quiet your fears. 停止你的害怕 【R】Run with you. 和你一起去未来 【S】Sing a song for you. 为你唱一首属于你的歌 【T】To be yours. 我是你的 【U】 Understand you. 懂你 【V】 Value myself on you. 以你为荣 【W】Wake you up everyday. 每天叫醒赖床的你 【X】XL love. 特大号的爱 【Y】 You are always so addictive. 你一直是如此地令我着迷 【Z】Zeal for you. 对你狂热
暮光之城经典台词(中英)
1 Surely it was a good way to die, in place of someone else, someone I loved. Noble, even. That ought to count for something. (Bella)这无疑是个不错的死法，死在别人——我所钟爱的人的家里，甚至说，轰轰烈烈。
这应该算是死得其所。
2 When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it’s not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. (Bella)当生活给了你一个远远超过你期望的美梦，那么，当这一期结束时，也就没有理由再去伤心。
3. Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain. (Bella)有时候，我在想我眼里所看到的和世上所有其他人眼里所看到的是不是同样的东西。
也许，我脑袋里哪里短路了。
4. Forks was literally my personal hell on earth. (Bella)Forks对我而言，简直就是一座人间地狱。
5. He unleashed the full, devastating power of his eyes on me, as if trying to communicate something crucial. (Bella)他把那双眼睛的全部魅力都释放在我身上了，好像试图跟我说某件至关重要的事情似的。
6. I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting and brilliant and mysterious…and perfect and beautiful and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. (Bella)我没有意思，他有。
有意思…才华横溢…神秘莫测…完美无缺…仪表堂堂，而且还能够单手举起大型客货两用车。
7. It was hard to believe that someone so beautiful could be real. I was afraid that he might disappear in a sudden puff of smoke, and I would wake up. (Bella)很难相信居然真的有这么美的人。
我害怕他会突然像一缕青烟一样消失掉，而我就像做了一场梦一样。
8. I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. (Edward)我想好了，反正是下地狱，我还不如来他个一不做二不休。
9 I had been vacillating during the last month between Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker. There was no way I was going to own up to that. (Bella)上个月我一直认为他不是蝙蝠侠Bruce Wayne，就是蜘蛛侠Peter Parker，老在这两人中犹豫不决。
我要坦白承认，那是绝对不可能的。
10. What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?要是我不是超级英雄呢
要是我是个坏蛋呢
11. His voice was like melting honey. I could imagine how much more overwhelming his eyes would be. (Bella)他的声音甜得跟蜂蜜似的。
我可以想像出他的眼神的杀伤力不知还要比这大多少。
12. Don’t be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So…try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? (Edward)你可别不高兴，我觉得你似乎就是那种就像磁铁一样，对事故特别有吸引力的人。
所以，尽量别掉到海里去了，或者往车轮下面钻什么的，好吗
13. I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster. (Jacob)我估计连坦克都拿那老怪物没办法。
14. I tried to make my smile alluring, wondering if i was laying it on too thick. He smiled back, though, looking allured. (Bella)我努力使自己的笑容显得迷人些，不知道是否笑得有点过了。
不过他也冲我笑了笑，看起来是让我打动了。
15. There’s always a risk for humans to be around the cold ones, even if they’re civilized like this clan was. You never know when they might get too hungry to resist. (Jacob)(此句暂不清楚)16. Do I dazzle you? (Edward)那我有没有让你目眩神迷过
17. He stared into my eyes, and I saw how light his eyes were, lighter than I’d ever seen them, golden butterscotch. (Bella)他盯着我的眼睛，我能看到他的眼睛是多么的明亮，比我以前看到的都要明亮，就像金黄色的奶油糖果一样。
18. You’re always crabbier when your eyes are black-I expect it then. (Bella)你的眼睛是黑色的时候，你总是要烦躁一些。
19. Only you could get in trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know. (Edward)只有你才会在这么小的一个城市里遇到麻烦。
你知道吗，你本来会打破他们十年来的[url=javascript:;]犯罪[\\\/url]率统计数据的。
20. You’re a magnet for accidents-that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you. (Edward)你不是一个只吸引事故的人——这个范围还不够宽，你是一个吸引麻烦的人。
只要方圆十英里的范围内有任何危险，肯定就能找到你。
21. I’ve never tried to keep a specific person alive before, and it’s much more troublesome than I would have believed. But that’s probably just because it’s you. Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes. (Edward)我以前从来没有试图去救某一个人，而这比我先前想象的要麻烦得多，但也许仅仅是因为是你的缘故。
普通人似乎一天里没有这么多灾多难的。
22. Your number was up the first time I met you. (Edward)我第一次遇见你的时候你就劫数难逃。
23. I can’t be sure, of course, but I’d compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. (Edward)我不能确定，当然，不过我可以把这种方式和光靠吃豆腐和豆奶过日子的方式作比较，我们把自己称作素食主义者，这是我们内部之间的一个小玩笑。
24. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. (Bella)有三件事我是可以肯定的：第一，Edward是一个吸血鬼；第二，在他身体内有一部分——我不知道那一部分起多大作用——非常渴望我的鲜血；第三，我毫无条件地、不可救药地爱上了他。
25. Hadn’t you noticed? I’m breaking all the rules now. (Edward)难道你没有看出来吗
我现在在打破所有的规则。
26. But outside the door to our Spanish class, leaning against the wall-looking more like a Greek god than anyone had a right to-Edward was waiting for me. (Bella)但就在西班牙语课教室的门外，Edward正靠墙站着——看起来比任何有资格的人都更像一个希腊天神——他在等我。
27. I’m absolutely ordinary-well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I’m almost disabled. (Bella)我是极其普通的一个人——当然，出了那些差点没了命的经历，还有自己太笨差点残废这些不好的事情以外。
28. Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over. (Edward)你是在说，在平平坦坦、纹丝不动的平地上，你都会被什么东西绊倒
29. His skin was icy as ever, but the trail his fingers left on my skin was alarmingly warm-like I’d been burned, but didn’t feel the pain of it yet. (Bella)他的肌肤还是那样冰凉，可他的触摸却是火热的。
30. He looks at you like…like you’re something to eat. (Mike)他看你的样子就像……就像把你当成点心一样。
31. When we hunt, we give ourselves over to our senses…govern less with our minds. Especially our sense of smell. If you were anywhere near me when I lost control that way… (Edward) 我们捕猎的时候，我们会完全去凭感觉……而很少受意识的支配，尤其是靠我们的嗅觉。
当我像那样失去控制的时候，如果你在我身边的任何地方……32. It’s twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way…the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think? (Edward)已经是傍晚了。
这是一天中对我们最安全的时刻，最轻松的时刻，在某种程度上，却也是最伤感的……又一天的结束，夜晚的回归，黑暗总是如期而至，你不这样觉得吗
33. He grinned his crooked smile at me, stopping my breath and my heart. I couldn’t imagine how an angel could be any more glorius. There was nothing about him that could be improved upon. (Bella)他冲我狡黠地笑着，我不由得停住了呼吸，心跳也停了。
我实在想像不出来一个天使怎么可能比他更加迷人，他已经是漂亮得无以复加了。
34. If I’m going to be alone with you tommorrow, I’m going to take whatever precautions I can. (Edward)如果明天要和你单独呆在一起，我得尽可能地做好一切保险措施。
35. I realized slowly that his words should frighten me. I waited for that fear to come, but all I could seem to feel was an ache for his pain. (Bella)慢慢地我意识到自己应该对他的话感到害怕才对。
我等待着那种恐惧的降临，可是似乎我所能感觉得到的只有因为他的痛苦而带来的心痛。
36. This truck is old enough to be your car’s grandfather-have some respect. (Bella)这辆卡车有年头了，都可以当你那辆车的爷爷了——尊重它一点。
37. Are you so depressed by Forks that it’s made you suicidal. (Edward)是不是Forks让你感到这么消沉，让你来自取灭亡啊
38. Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn’t get used to it, though I’d been staring at him all afternoon. His skin, white, despite the faint flush from yesterday’s hunting trip：Literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. (Bella) Edward在阳光下的样子令人震惊，虽然整个下午我都在盯着他看，但还是看不习惯。
虽然昨天打猎回来后些微有些发红，但他的皮肤依然很白净，简直熠熠生辉，好像镶嵌了无数颗小小的钻石。
39. I’m the worlds best predator, aren’t I? Everything about me invites you in-my voice, my face, even my smell. As if i need any of that! (Edward)我是世界上最棒的猎食动物，对不对
我身上的一切都能让你上钩——我的声音、我的脸，甚至包括我的气味，好像我没有那些东西不行似的
40. I sat without moving, more frightened of him than I had ever been. I’d never seen him so completely freed of that carefully cultivated f facade. He’d never been less human… or more beautiful. (Bella)我坐在那里纹丝不动，我以前从来没有像现在这么怕过他。
他也从来没有这么放肆地摘下过他那张精心粉饰的面具，从来没有露出过他非同常人的那一面，或者说他重来没有像现在这么俊美。
41. I’m essentially a selfish creature. I crave your company too much to do what I should. (Edward)从本质上讲，我是一个自私的动物，我太渴望你做伴了，该做的事情我是不会错过的。
42. Who were you, an insignificant little girl, to chase me from the place I wanted to be? (Edward)你是谁
不就是一个不起眼的小[url=javascript:;]女孩[\\\/url]儿吗
哪能让你把我从我喜欢待的地方赶走呢
43. Common sense told me I should be terrified. Instead, I was relieved to finally understand. And I was filled with compassion for his suffering, even now, as he confessed his craving to take my life. (Bella)按常理说，我应该感到害怕才对，可我却为能揭开这一谜底感到轻松。
我十分同情他所经历的所有这些痛苦，哪怕是现在，他表白要夺去我的生命。
44. You already know how I feel, of course. I’m here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you. (Bella)你肯定知道我对你的感情，我就在这儿，也就是说我宁愿死，也不愿和你分开。
45. And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward)—这么说，狮子爱上了羔羊……—多愚蠢的羔羊啊。
—多霸道而变态的狮子啊。
46. I knew at any moment it could be too much, and my life could end — so quickly that I might not even notice. And I couldn’t make myself be afraid. I couldn’t think of anything, except that he was touching me. (Bella)我知道任何时候都有可能失控，我的生命就会随之结束。
速度之快，可能我连注意都还没注意到就结束了。
我不能让自己害怕，也不能想什么，只知道他在不停地抚摸我。
47. No one could be still like Edward. He closed his eyes and became as immobile as stone, a carving under my hand. (Bella)谁也做不到像Edward那样静得纹丝不动。
他闭上眼睛，让我随意抚摸着，活像一尊石雕。
48. If I’d ever feared death before in his presence, it was nothing compared to how I felt now. (Bella)要说我以前在他面前怕死过，可要与此刻的感觉相比，那简直算不上什么了。
49. Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise? (Edward)你还觉得头晕吗
是因为刚才奔跑，还是我亲吻的技术太好
伤感网名男生
面对今年 整体运势： 2012年一直有事、环境变动、几笔大开销，是狮子座在今年的主要写照，整体来说，狮子们的是今年运势中最好的一个星座，而且好运将会持续整个年度，这段时间虽然会比较忙碌，但是对你们来说算是忙得很有成就感，而且对于一些事情只会越来越上手，越来越进入状况，同时，狮子们的人际圈在这一年会稍有改变，整体来看，你只要掌握好进度，你会发现今年算是个平步青云的一年。
爱情运势： 2012年狮子座的爱情运势，这段时间你的人际关系会有些许变动，可能跟某人会变的疏离，或者是跟有些人会变得熟稔，新的恋情也许就会在精彩的生活中开始，单身的狮子们不妨睁大眼睛好好把握机会。
工作学业： 2012年上半年，这段时间狮子座事情多，而且还会一个接着一个，不管是既有的事务或是新的任务，对你来说都会是个有趣、新鲜的挑战，在这些任务完成之后你会突然发现又进入了一个新的阶段。
下半年开始，你会过得比较奔波、常会为了事情出门，面临新的事务一定要大胆迎战，虽然有时候会让你犯难，但是不是每个人都有这样的机会让自己迅速提升，自信一点，发挥自己性格坚韧的强项，努力奋进吧
财运分析： 2012年狮子座的财运运势，这段时间你们在消费的开始上明显增大，容易有钱留不住的情况，要时刻牢记，疯狂shopping或者大吃大喝，并不能帮你们解决什么问题，还不如攒点钱规划规划做点小投资。
哄女孩子开心的小笑话
1.黑猩猩不小心踩到拉的大便，长臂猿温柔细心地帮洗干净后它们相爱了。
别人问起他们么走到一起的
黑猩猩感慨地说：猿粪
都是猿粪啊
2.我说：“你是猪。
”你说：“我是猪才怪
”从此我就叫你猪才怪。
终于有一天，你忍不住当着众人的面对我吼道：“我不是猪才怪
” 3.明天你醒来，枕边躺着一只蚊子，身边有一封遗书，上书：我奋斗了一晚，也没能刺破你的脸，你的脸皮厚得让我无颜活在这世上
主啊~宽恕他吧
我是自杀的。
4.一日 一对苍蝇母子在一起吃午餐 儿子问苍蝇妈妈:为什么我们每天都吃大便啊 苍蝇妈妈生气的说:吃饭的时候不要说这么恶心的话,趁热吃!! 5.一大学生被敌人抓了，敌人把他绑在了电线杆上，然后问他：说，你是哪里的
不说就电死你
大学生回了敌人一句话，结果被电死了，他说：我是电大的
6.两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子
新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪
肉丸子害羞的说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦
7.四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都拿鼠药当糖吃；乙：我一天不踩老鼠夹脚发痒；丙：我每天不过几次大街不踏实；丁：时间不早了，回家抱猫去咯 8.某晚，一裸男叫了一辆出租车，女司机目不转睛盯着看他，裸男大怒，吼道：你他妈没见过裸男呀
女司机也大怒：我看你他妈从哪儿掏钱
9.你那边有没有电视啊?现在快点看中央一台赵本山被炸死了,pol.ice封锁了东北,19人死亡,11人失踪,1人被忽悠! 10.一醉汉不慎从三楼掉下,引来路人围观,一pol.ice过来:发生什么事?醉汉:不清楚,我也是刚到 11.有个腼腆的男孩终于鼓足勇气问心爱的女孩：你喜欢什么样的男孩子
女孩说：投缘的。
男孩再问还是一样，他只好伤心地说：头扁一点的不行吗
12.狼崽从出生就吃素。
狼爸狼妈绞尽脑汁训练狼崽捕猎。
终于有天狼爸狼妈欣慰地看到儿子狂追兔子。
狼崽抓住兔子凶相毕露恶狠狠地说：小子
把胡萝卜交出来
13.拉面店柜台前，一位漂亮女孩正排队等候。
到她时，拉面师傅问：你要粗的还是细的
女孩答：你拉什么我就吃什么。
14.一对男女偷情，丈夫突然回家，男的没顾穿衣服就跳窗逃跑，走在大街上路上围观，男的装着若无其事看天：啊，这就是地球呀。
路人说：cao，装鸡毛外星人。
15.白兔Q B灰狼后逃走，狼愤慨急追，兔以土抹身扮灰兔，戴眼镜看报纸，狼问：可看到一白兔
兔：是那只强*狼的白兔吗
狼羞：我KAO，这么快就见报了
16.首长：同志们好
士兵：首长好
首长：同志们都晒黑了
士兵：首长更黑
首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好
士兵：报告首长，我是女兵。
17.我在马路边，看到一分钱，刚要弯腰捡，原来是口痰，我靠，谁吐这么圆
18.护士看到一病人在病房喝酒，就走过去小声地对他说：“小心肝
”病人微笑着说：“小宝贝。
” 19.吝啬鬼有事外出，怕别人偷喝了他刚叫的酒，于是在纸上写了：我在杯里吐了一口痰。
一会儿他回来，发现纸条上多了几个字：我也吐了一口
20.某人骑车上街，过一路口，撒把前行。
交警看见，惊呼：“手掌好
”某人高兴地挥手作答：“同志们辛苦了
” 21.老师想让体育委员确认一下全班女生来齐没有，就对他说：“你去把全班女生清一下。
”体委是个小色鬼，忙问：“亲哪个
”老师说：“我晓得还要你去
” 22.初中数学课上，老师讲方程式变换，在讲台上袖子一挽大声喝道：同学们注意
我要变形了
…… 如果上面22条全都看过的朋友，我只能对你说声ＳＯＲＲＹ，耽误你时间了....
