JK.Rowling演讲稿
JK罗琳2008哈佛毕业演讲---不要害怕失败中英照President Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers,members of the faculty, proud parents, and, above all, graduates,福斯特主席，哈佛公司和委员会的成员，各位老师、家长、全体毕业生们：The first thing I would like to say is thank you. Not only has Harvard given me an extraordinary honour, but the weeks of fear and nausea I’ve endured at the thought of giving this commencement address have made me lose weight. A win-win situation! Now all I have to do is take deep breaths, squint at the red banners and convince myself that I am at the world’s largest Gryffindors' reunion.首先请允许我说一声谢谢。
哈佛不仅给了我无上的荣誉，连日来为这个演讲经受的恐惧和紧张，更令我减肥成功。
这真是一个双赢的局面。
现在我要做的就是深呼吸几下，眯着眼睛看看前面的大红横幅，安慰自己正在世界上最大的格兰芬多（沪江小编：以防有人没看过《哈利波特》……格兰芬多是小哈利所在的魔法学院的名字）聚会上。
Delivering a commencement address is a great responsibility; or so I thought until I cast my mind back to my own graduation. The commencement speaker that day was the distinguished British philosopher Baroness Mary Warnoc
急求~~哈利波特英文读后感大约100字左右，方便的话给用中文翻译下``
You flee in a sea of books between the famous article 12 often have access to my appreciation of masterpiece, but when I touch to which this book, and I'm fascinated by it, for it moved, it looked 10 million times, bear in mind in the hearts. So a read a spell, it will come to mind, a long time can not be dispersed ... ... Pick up the wand, read out the familiar mantra, it will appear, with me in: Mingjiao Ha Lipot a child, an unusual child, a birth and they have a fight with the villain Lord Voldemort symbol of a lightning-shaped scar. It was a death curse remainder marks, because her mother's sacrifice of his death became that Road scar reduction. He was uncle had adopted a very wronged childhood, the table has always relied on the Gotha power heads big bully him, and if that was for 11 years. In his 11 birthday, took place an extraordinary thing, changed his life. A very soft surface, the real terror guards Hager sent a letter to his magic school admission letters, to prove that he is a wizard born from a fate. He was pleased to have joined the school and knew a right angle Lane, and a series of things in the world of the shaman. Go to school also recognized the two friends, one is silly silly inside the brain Ron, there is a similar to Harry when the child's mother. One is the high academic achievers of the Hermione, there are two ordinary Muggle parents. (Non-magic people) that they work together to save the Philosopher's Stone, and Voldemort fight tenaciously, finally destroyed Voldemort's dream, won the respect of everyone. I am very envious of him, and be able to receive notice, but this book I learned a lot, friendship was inadvertently built up, and also understand it's great, the so-called Many hands make light, Only together can overcome any difficulty. Also admired Harry, Voldemort in front in the face of terrible fear of not the slightest, even if the parents are not Shence, but he is still alive is very valuable for parents in heaven can be relieved. This book is written by British writer JK Rowling, I am very grateful to her, and she has shaped our readers have an extraordinary ordinary lives closer to our live image of a flesh and blood, let us in the traveling magic world the process, enjoy life, Subway, by Harry come round our readers in a dream ... ... 您的书籍在著名的第12条经常会接触到我的杰作表示赞赏，但是当我接触海上逃往本书，我被它着迷，因为它移动，它期待1000万次，紧铭记在心中。
因此，读出咒语的时候会想到，长时间不能散去... ... 拿起指挥棒，出熟悉的口号读，它就会出现在与我： 明教下利波特一个孩子，一个不寻常的孩子，一出生，他们已与坏蛋伏地魔的闪电形疤痕符号斗争。
这是一个死亡的诅咒剩余标志，因为她母亲去世的牺牲成为这条道路疤痕减少。
他的叔叔已经采取了非常委屈的童年，表上一直依赖哥达元首的权力大欺负他，如果11岁。
在他11岁生日，举行了一个特别的事，改变了他的生命。
一个非常柔软的表面，真正的恐怖看守海格写信给他的魔法学校的录取通知书，以证明他是从一出生的命运向导。
他高兴地加入了学校，也知道了直角里，以及东西巫师的世界大赛。
上学也认识到这两位朋友，一个是愚蠢的大脑内部罗恩愚蠢的，有一个类似哈里当孩子的母亲。
一个是赫敏品学兼优，有两个普通的麻瓜父母。
（非魔术人），他们一起拯救魔法石，和伏地魔顽强拼搏，终于摧毁了伏地魔的梦想，赢得了所有人的尊重。
我很羡慕他，可以收到通知，但本书中，我学到了很多东西，友谊是无意中建立起来的，也明白这是伟大的，所谓的轻视，许多双手， 只有一同努力，克服任何困难。
前面也佩服哈里伏地魔在没有丝毫的恐惧面对可怕的，即使父母不身侧，但他仍然活着是很宝贵的，在天上的父母可以放心。
由英国作家罗琳写这本书，我非常感谢她，她塑造了我们的读者有一个非常普通的生活更接近我们的血肉，活的形象，让魔术在旅游的过程中，我们的世界，享受生活，地铁站，由哈里来轮在梦中我们的读者... ... 自己写的，前几天的作业
·J·K·罗琳在哈佛大学毕业典礼上的演讲的中文翻译，谢谢
I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do, ever, was to write novels. However, my parents, both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing personal quirk that could never pay a mortgage, or secure a pension.当时，我只想去写小说。
但是，我的父母出身贫寒，没有受过大学教育。
他们认为，我那些不安分的想象力只是一种怪癖，根本不能用来还房贷，或者挣来养老金。
They had hoped that I would take a vocational degree; I wanted to study English Literature. A compromise was reached that in retrospect satisfied nobody, and I went up to study Modern Languages. Hardly had my parents’ car rounded the corner at the end of the road than I ditched German and scuttled off down the Classics corridor.他们希望我再去读个专业学位，而我想去攻读英国文学。
最后，达成了一个双方都不甚满意的妥协：我改学外语。
可是等到父母一走开，我立刻报名学习古典文学。
I cannot remember telling my parents that I was studying Classics; they might well have found out for the first time on graduation day. Of all subjects on this planet, I think they would have been hard put to name one less useful than Greek mythology when it came to securing the keys to an executive bathroom.我不记得将这事告诉了父母。
他们可能是在毕业典礼那一天才发现的。
我想，在全世界的所有专业中，他们也许认为，不会有比研究希腊神话更没用的专业了，根本无法换来一间独立的宽敞卫生间。
I would like to make it clear, in parenthesis, that I do not blame my parents for their point of view. ... I cannot criticise my parents for hoping that I would never experience poverty. They had been poor themselves, and I have since been poor, and I quite agree with them that it is not an ennobling experience. Poverty entails fear, and stress, and sometimes depression; it means a thousand petty humiliations and hardships. Climbing out of poverty by your own efforts, that is indeed something on which to pride yourself, but poverty itself is romanticised only by fools. 我要申明，我并不责怪父母。
……他们只是希望我不要过穷日子，我不能批评他们。
他们自己很穷，我后来一度也很穷，所以我很理解他们，贫穷是一种悲惨的经历。
它带来恐惧、压力、有时还有抑郁。
它意味着许许多多的羞辱和艰辛。
靠自己的努力摆脱贫穷，确实让人自豪，但是只有傻瓜才会将贫穷本身浪漫化。
A mere seven years after my graduation day, I had failed on an epic scale. 我毕业后只过了7年，就失败得一塌糊涂。
An exceptionally short-lived marriage had imploded, and I was jobless, a lone parent, and as poor as it is possible to be in modern Britain, without being homeless. The fears my parents had had for me, and that I had had for myself, had both come to pass, and by every usual standard, I was the biggest failure I knew. 短命的婚姻闪电般地破裂，我还失业了，成了一个艰难的单身母亲。
除了流浪汉，我是当代英国最穷的人之一，真的一无所有。
我父母对我的担忧，我对自己的担忧，都变成了现实。
用平常人的标准，我是我所知道的最失败的人。
That period of my life was a dark one. I had no idea how far the tunnel extended, and for a long time, any light at the end of it was a hope rather than a reality.那段日子是我生命中的黑暗岁月。
我不知道还要在黑暗中走多久，很长一段时间中，我有的只是希望，而不是现实。
So why do I talk about the benefits of failure? Simply because failure meant a stripping away of the inessential. I stopped pretending to myself that I was anything other than what I was, and began to direct all my energy into finishing the only work that mattered to me. 为什么我说失败是有好处的
因为失败将那些非本质的东西都剥离了。
我不再伪装自己，我找到了真正的我，我将自己所有的精力，投入完成对我最重要的唯一一项工作。
Had I really succeeded at anything else, I might never have found the determination to succeed in the one arena I believed I truly belonged. 要是我以前在其他地方成功了，那么我也许永远不会有这样的决心，投身于这个我自信真正属于我的领域。
I was set free, because my greatest fear had already been realised, and I was still alive, and I still had a daughter whom I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.我自由了，因为我最大的恐惧已经成为现实，而我却还依然活着，依然有一个深爱着的女儿，我还有一台旧打字机和一个大大的梦想。
我生命中最低的低点，成为我重建生活的坚实基础。
Failure gave me an inner security that I had never attained by passing examinations. Failure taught me things about myself that I could have learned no other way. I discovered that I had a strong will, and more discipline than I had suspected; I also found out that I had friends whose value was truly above rubies. 失败使我的内心产生一种安全感，以前通过考试也没有的安全感。
失败让我看清自己，以前我从没认识到自己是这样的。
我发现，我比自己以为的，有更强的意志和决心。
我还发现，我有一些比宝石更珍贵的朋友。
You will never truly know yourself, or the strength of your relationships, until both have been tested by adversity. Such knowledge is a true gift, for all that it is painfully won, and it has been worth more to me than any qualification I ever earned.只有到逆境来临的那一天，你才会真正了解你自己，了解你结识的人。
这种了解是真正的财富，虽然是用痛苦换来的，但是它比我以前得到的任何证书都有用。
Should Harvard encourage its faculty to take on the world's worst inequities? Should Harvard students learn about the depth of global poverty … the prevalence of world hunger … the scarcity of clean water …the girls kept out of school … the children who die from diseases we can cure?哈佛是否鼓励她的老师去研究解决世界上最严重的不平等
哈佛的学生是否从全球那些极端的贫穷中学到了什么……世界性的饥荒……清洁的水资源的缺乏……无法上学的女童……死于非恶性疾病的儿童……哈佛的学生有没有从中学到东西
Should the world's most privileged people learn about the lives of the world's least privileged?那些世界上过着最优越生活的人们，有没有从那些最困难的人们身上学到东西
These are not rhetorical questions – you will answer with your policies.这些问题并非语言上的修辞。
你必须用自己的行动来回答它们。
When you consider what those of us here in this Yard have been given – in talent, privilege, and opportunity – there is almost no limit to what the world has a right to expect from us.想一想吧，我们在这个院子里的这些人，被给予过什么——天赋、特权、机遇——那么可以这样说，全世界的人们几乎有无限的权力，期待我们做出贡献。
Should Harvard encourage its faculty to take on the world's worst inequities? Should Harvard students learn about the depth of global poverty … the prevalence of world hunger … the scarcity of clean water …the girls kept out of school … the children who die from diseases we can cure?哈佛是否鼓励她的老师去研究解决世界上最严重的不平等
哈佛的学生是否从全球那些极端的贫穷中学到了什么……世界性的饥荒……清洁的水资源的缺乏……无法上学的女童……死于非恶性疾病的儿童……哈佛的学生有没有从中学到东西
Should the world's most privileged people learn about the lives of the world's least privileged?那些世界上过着最优越生活的人们，有没有从那些最困难的人们身上学到东西
These are not rhetorical questions – you will answer with your policies.这些问题并非语言上的修辞。
你必须用自己的行动来回答它们。
When you consider what those of us here in this Yard have been given – in talent, privilege, and opportunity – there is almost no limit to what the world has a right to expect from us.想一想吧，我们在这个院子里的这些人，被给予过什么——天赋、特权、机遇——那么可以这样说，全世界的人们几乎有无限的权力，期待我们做出贡献。
Should Harvard encourage its faculty to take on the world's worst inequities? Should Harvard students learn about the depth of global poverty … the prevalence of world hunger … the scarcity of clean water …the girls kept out of school … the children who die from diseases we can cure?哈佛是否鼓励她的老师去研究解决世界上最严重的不平等
哈佛的学生是否从全球那些极端的贫穷中学到了什么……世界性的饥荒……清洁的水资源的缺乏……无法上学的女童……死于非恶性疾病的儿童……哈佛的学生有没有从中学到东西
Should the world's most privileged people learn about the lives of the world's least privileged?那些世界上过着最优越生活的人们，有没有从那些最困难的人们身上学到东西
These are not rhetorical questions – you will answer with your policies.这些问题并非语言上的修辞。
你必须用自己的行动来回答它们。
When you consider what those of us here in this Yard have been given – in talent, privilege, and opportunity – there is almost no limit to what the world has a right to expect from us.想一想吧，我们在这个院子里的这些人，被给予过什么——天赋、特权、机遇——那么可以这样说，全世界的人们几乎有无限的权力，期待我们做出贡献。
the fact that you are graduating from Harvard suggests that you are not very well-acquainted with failure. You might be driven by a fear of failure quite as much as a desire for success. Indeed, your conception of failure might not be too far from the average person’s idea of success, so high have you already flown academically.你们是哈佛毕业生的这个事实，说明你们并不很了解失败。
你们也许极其渴望成功，所以非常害怕失败。
说实话，你们眼中的失败，很可能就是普通人眼中的成功，毕竟你们在学业上已经很成功了。
But how much more are you, Harvard graduates of 2008, likely to touch other people’s lives? Your intelligence, your capacity for hard work, the education you have earned and received, give you unique status, and unique responsibilities.…… That is your privilege, and your burden.但是，所有各位哈佛大学2008届毕业生，你们对其他人的生活了解多少
你们的智慧、你们的能力、你们所受的教育，给了你们独一无二的优势，也给了你们独一无二的责任。
……你们的优势就是你们的责任。
If you choose to use your status and influence to raise your voice on behalf of those who have no voice; if you choose to identify not only with the powerful, but with the powerless; if you retain the ability to imagine yourself into the lives of those who do not have your advantages, then it will not only be your proud families who celebrate your existence, but thousands and millions of people whose reality you have helped transform for the better. 你们要用自己的地位和影响，为那些被忽略的人们说话；你们不仅要看到那些有权有势者，也要看到那些无权无势者；你们要学会设想，那些条件不如你们的人们是如何生活的；那样的话，不仅你们的亲人们将为你们感到自豪，而且千千万万的人们将因为你们的帮助而生活得更好。
We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.我们不需要改变世界的魔法，我们自己的体内就有这样的力量：那就是我们一直在梦想，让这个世界变得更美好。
安东尼奥布莱恩属于哪个经济学派
演讲稿：我在洛杉矶生活了2年，一辈子都没碰到过这么冷的天。
现在谁能给我一副GORE-TEX手套，我就给他\\\/她300美元。
谁都可以，我是认真的
我身上带着现金呢。
在我的演讲开始之前，我必须指出的是我身后“坐着”万人景仰的美国总统和缀满勋章的战争英雄，而我，一个有线电视脱口秀主持人，竟然被选中站在这里传授智慧。
我发誓自己从没见过这么坑爹的事情，简直就是美国之怪现状的一个缩影。
在座的各位毕业生、老师们、父母们、亲戚们、其他年级的同学们、以及那些来参加你们毕业典礼的老家伙们（译者注：自嘲，指的是同期接受荣誉学位的几位嘉宾），大家早上好
并在此祝贺达特茅斯2011届毕业生
今天，你们做到了一件了不起的事情，了不起到在美国只有92%的人在你们这个年纪才能做到的事：一个大学学位。
没错儿，凭借着这个大学学位，你们在剩余那8%的人才面前就有了压倒性优势。
我指的是那些中途辍学的失败者，比如比尔·盖茨、史蒂夫·乔布斯、以及马克·扎克伯格。
说到扎克伯格再顺便提一句，只有在哈佛这种地方才需要有人发明一套繁复的社交网络，为的只是跟隔壁的某个同学说句话。
作为你们的毕业典礼演讲嘉宾，首要任务是告诉大家生活本来就是不公平的。
比如，你们废寝忘食的辛苦了4年，为的就是拿到这周末即将授予你的学位。
那感觉一定棒极了
而达特茅斯授予了我一个同样的学位，仅仅因为我采访了《暮光之城》的四号主角。
接受这个现实吧
另一个生活不公平的案例就在眼前，如果现在天降大雨，台上这些有钱有势的人才能在帐篷下避雨。
接受这个现实吧
非常感谢Kim校长邀请我来参加今天的毕业典礼。
Kim校长的电话挂断之后，我就决定研究一下这个家伙的背景。
他总是被称为Kim校长和Kim博士。
对于他的朋友来说，他是JimKim、JtotheK、SpecialK（Kellog’s一款早餐谷物）、JKRowling（小说《哈利波特》的作者）、theJustKiddingKimster（F1车手莱科宁逗你玩儿），以及最令人不解的称呼，”StinkyPete”（动画片《玩具总动员》里的矿工皮特）。
他曾是哈佛医学院全球健康与社会医疗专业的系主任，作为世界卫生组织在全球健康行动计划的排头兵，他获得了麦克阿瑟天才奖的肯定，而且被《时代》杂志评为2006年最有影响力的100个人之一。
上帝啊，这个人究竟是怎么做到的呢
我是认真的
我懂了，因为他非常聪明。
顺便再对Kim博士说一句，你虽然被达特茅斯选为校长，但同时作为一个世界级的人类学家，你还被雇来研究为什么每一个这里毕业的学生都要绕着篝火跑上111圈。
不过我要谢谢你今天请我来这里，“矿工皮特”，我感到非常荣幸。
尽管你们中的一些人会把我看作是明星，但你要知道其实你们现在坐的地方我也坐过。
如我所言，昨天深夜我偷偷溜到这里，在每个座位上都稍微坐了一下。
我这么做就是为了证明一点：我和你们一样是普通人，而且有的是大把的时间。
不过，这是一个难得的机会，来到新罕布什尔的感觉棒极了。
在这里我不仅能得到一个荣誉学位，而且我还能把车子的后备箱塞满合法的烟花。
大家都知道，新罕布什尔是个如此特别的地方。
当我抵达这里的时候，深深地吸了一口新英格兰干冷的空气，心想：“哇
与这个州比邻的那个州（译者注：指的是佛蒙特）就是Ben&Jerry冰激凌的老家。
”不过大家别误会我的意思，我非常认真地对待今天交给我的任务。
2个月当前我接到电话说要来这儿演讲的时候，我就决定要以你们准备重要学期论文的那种强度来准备我的演讲。
所以直到昨天夜里，我才开始动笔。
我喝了2罐红牛，吸了一点Adderall（一种“聪明药”），玩儿几个小时《使命召唤》，接着才打开我的浏览器。
我认为维基百科已经写得很好了，它说：“达特茅斯学院是美国新罕布什尔州汉诺威市的一所私立大学，属于常春藤盟校。
”谢谢大家，祝各位好运
为了今天跟你们这些学生交流，我特意花了很长时间学习你们特有的语言风格。
事实上，就在今天早上当我发给Francesca的调情电子邮件被某FSP（ForeignStudyProgram，出国学习项目）的一个SB截获的时候，我正和“旅伴”Barry一起离开BakerBerry（达特茅斯图书馆）去Bema（一片宿舍前的空地）吃BillyBob（一种早餐肉蛋卷）。
没错儿，我做了一些研究。
这个学院的名字来自达特茅斯伯爵二世，他是“加州大学圣克鲁斯分校伯爵三世”和“芭比松美容学校公爵”的好朋友。
贵校的校训是”Voxclamantisindeserto”，意为“广漠大地上的哭声”（译者注：这只是字面意思，引申义为广漠大地上对知识的呼唤）。
这简直就是我所听过的最招人怜悯的校训。
显然，这比“在灌木深处默默流泪”和“不穿裤子在潮湿的叶子上啜泣”要略微好一点。
贵校的代表色为绿色，是FrederickMather在1867年选定了这个颜色。
据说“这是当时唯一没有被其他学校选走的颜色”，这句话一点儿都没错，我真的查过。
我实在不记得还有什么事比这个更让人难过了。
达特茅斯，你们总有种低人一等的情结，其实大可不必。
你们学校毕业的伟大的虚构人物要比其他学校多，比如《实习医生格蕾》剧中的MeredithGrey，《广告狂人》剧中的PeteCampbell，《教父》剧中的MichaelCorleone。
事实上，我非常期待明年这个时候由你们尊敬同学CountChocula（漫画吸血鬼形象）发表的毕业生告别演讲。
当然了，你们最伟大的“虚构”毕业生就是财政部长蒂莫西·盖特纳。
同学们，你们能想象一个“真实”的财政部长会做出现在这些决定吗
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
现在我知道你们要说什么了，达特茅斯，你们会说：“好吧，我们至少有苏斯博士（译者注：著名儿童文学作家）。
”你们猜怎么着
我们早就听腻了苏斯博士。
直面事实吧：这家伙用saznoozle来押fafloozle的韵。
在文学领域，那就叫作弊。
达特茅斯，你们的不安全感如此之大，以至于你们自认为连个真正的讲台都不配有。
抱歉，这是个什么玩意儿
看起来就像是你们从新苏格兰岛幸存者那里偷来的一样。
说真的，这东西就像是大熊开会用的桌子一样。
不，达特茅斯，你们必须挺直腰杆。
扬起你们的头，由衷感到骄傲。
因为如果哈佛、耶鲁和普林斯顿是你们自私、虚荣、按名气排在前面的兄长，你就是有点酷、性感自信、玩网兜球的小妹，你知道如何组织爬梯，也知道在羽绒背心里面穿什么更好看。
当然了，布朗是你那个永远宅着的同性恋姐姐。
还有宾夕法尼亚、哥伦比亚以及康奈尔，坦白地说，没人在乎他们。
是的，我和这所学校之间有种特殊的纽带。
事实上，这是我第二次到这里。
这事儿要追溯到1980年，我17岁那年到各大名校旅游的时候来过达特茅斯。
那时候达特茅斯真是个非常艰难的地方。
我那次旅程是骑着骡子从波士顿出发的，在WestLeb（新罕布什尔的一个地区）向铁匠打听好了方向，我就径直来到了这个美丽的校园。
当时还没有任何宿舍，所以我寄宿在WhiteRiverJunction一个皮草易商的家里。
我来这里的那段时间恰逢天降大雪，以至于自己在这里被困了4个月。
我当时不得不吃掉了那头骡子，而这头骡子一周前逼不得已时吃掉了那个皮草交易商。
即便如此，我依然爱上了达特茅斯，并且发誓一定会再回来。
但是命运给我以沉重一击。
由于没钱，我不得不选择了一家很小的地方性的计算机学校（译者注：揶揄自己的母校哈佛大学），那段生活简直是查尔斯河泥湾上令人震颤的痛处。
我当时是个痛苦万分的倒霉蛋，直到现在我还总是会情不自禁的想象：如果我那时选择了达特茅斯会怎样
如果我当时选择了达特茅斯，或许至少有好几学年要在野外度过，而今天我就会对所有植物和绝大多数岩石都过敏。
如果我当时选择了达特茅斯，我现在穿的就会是一条羊毛内裤，而不是一条蕾丝内裤。
如果我当时选择了达特茅斯，恐怕依然不知道”DearOldDartmouth”（达特茅斯校歌）的第二段歌词。
承认吧，你们没人能记得，唱到那段都是哼哼过去的。
如果我当时选择了达特茅斯，我会有一块像豆袋椅一样大又一样硬的肝脏。
最后，如果我当时选择了达特茅斯，今天我就正在哈佛接受一个荣誉学位。
想想就觉得很酷
你们是一所伟大的学校，并且配得上一个足以被历史铭记的毕业典礼演讲。
这就对了，我想让自己今天的演讲要点因为改变了世界而能被永远记住。
为了达到这样的效果，我必须引入一条史无前例的提议。
1946年，温斯顿·丘吉尔在威斯敏斯特学院发表了那篇著名的“铁幕演说”。
1963年，约翰·F·肯尼迪在美利坚大学概述了他削减核武器的政策。
今天，我要在达特茅斯抛出自己的提议：我称之为“柯南教义”。
“柯南教义”包括：所有学士学位将被升级为硕士学位。
所有硕士学位将被升级为博士学位。
而所有MBA学生将被立即变成白领囚徒。
遵从“柯南教义”，WinterCarnival（冬季嘉年华）将变成WinterCarnivale（冬季嘉年华的拉丁语），并且将去里约大肆庆祝。
建议大家都不穿衣服，所有花费均由校友会承担。
你们这个”theBigGreen”的昵称将被换成更牛逼的，比如”TheJadeBlade”（玉剑）、”SeafoamAvenger”（绿色复仇者）、或者干脆就叫”Lime-Zilla”（绿恐龙）。
原来的“达特茅斯计划”和“四分之一体系”将被最终升级为“六十四分之一体系”。
一个学期只有3天，接着学生将面对的是一个长达48学期的假期。
不过，他们在大二的那个独立日必须呆在校园里。
遵从“柯南教义”，我将重新下令举Tubestock（译者注：达特茅斯学院一个狂欢节，现已被禁止）。
那些打算以Fieldstock来替代它的人将接受我的惩罚。
乘筏漂流和啤酒的结合比田野和啤酒的结合要美妙得多。
我听说2年后他们打算进一步从Fieldstock降级到Deskstock，就静静地在你桌前傻坐7个小时。
千万别让那些傻逼得逞
最后，遵从“柯南教义”，所有毕业典礼的演讲嘉宾要是有人无耻下作地通过内部资料逢迎听众，骗取幼稚的掌声，他\\\/她将被要求向这届史上最伟大的毕业生致歉。
达特茅斯2011届毕业生主宰一切
除了以上提议，伟大的毕业典礼演讲的另一个特征是深度的建议，要向“摘下天上的星星”一样深奥难明。
不过，今天我不打算让你们的时间浪费在空洞无义的陈词滥调上。
相反，我将给你们一些真正有用的建议，如果接下来几年你还想活着的话就用得着这些建议。
首先，青春痘持续的时间比你想象的要长。
2天前我的眼睛上长了一颗痘痘，险些为此取消这次演讲。
同学们，这一点非常重要：衬衣穿在身上你是不能直接熨的。
还有一点很重要。
如果你们长期靠RamenNoodles（一种日本方便面）为生，你们的双手就会失去知觉，便便也会变成一坨白胶。
最后一点，在毕业长袍下穿着五彩斑斓的匡威高帮球鞋是一种绝佳的方式，用它告诉你的同学们这是你余生无数个愚蠢决定中的第一个。
当然，在座的还有很多家长，我也为他们准备了真正的建议。
各位父母，你们应该记住这些：很多家长已经有四年没怎么见过自己的孩子了。
这下好了，从现在开始你们可能每天都能见到他们从地下室爬出来抱怨无线网络出问题了。
如果你的孩子是美术或哲学专业，你绝对有理由去担忧。
现在唯一能为他们提供工作机会的地方是古希腊。
祝这些专业的同学好运
今天EastWheelock（达特茅斯周边的社区）的交通绝对能让人崩溃，所以一旦他们开始颁发学位证书，颁到首字母是K的同学的时候你们就应该提前退场了。
我还要告诉你们这些：你们还将为孩子的学位证框架而花钱，他们要等6个月之后才能挣到钱。
外面形势不景气，要耐心一点。
目前在招聘的只有PaneraBread面包作坊和墨西哥贩毒集团。
是的，你们的父母必须保持耐心，因为外面的就业形势的确令人沮丧。
找工作如此之难的一个原因是渐渐老去的“婴儿潮”那一代拒绝让位。
这一点上相信我绝对没错儿。
就算他们在电视上亲口承诺5年后就让位，我的意思是你们甚至可以现在就上YouTube看看这家伙当时是怎么说的，他们可从没说过不会卷土重来。
当然了，我是泛指这一代人（译者注：实际上是揶揄自己）。
这些话就到此为止。
现在不是谈论悲观前景或消极事态的时候。
不，我今天到这儿来，不管你们相信与否，真的是为了告诉你们一些货真价实的东西。
11年前，我在哈佛毕业典礼上也做过一次演讲。
从那之后，我再也没做过毕业演讲，因为我觉得实在没什么东西可说。
不过，紧接着2010年来临了。
现在我站在这里，距离我家3000英里之外的地方，因为我去年学到了艰深的一课，所以愿意在此与你们分享。
2000年的时候，我告诉那些毕业生：“别害怕失败。
”好了，现在我要告诉你们的是，尽管你们不应惧怕失败，但你们应该拼尽全力去避免失败。
尼采有一句名言：“那些试图打败你却没有打败你的事使你更坚强。
”但是，他没有强调的是这件事几乎就打败了你。
所谓避免失望的伤痛，对于你们这些雄心万丈的成功人士而言，这样的说法是一种误导。
尼采应该说的是：“那些试图打败你却没有打败你的事使你能够尽情享受动画频道，并且能在早上11点美美地喝上一杯不那么廉价的霞多丽。
”如今，人们认为常春藤盟校毕业典礼的演讲嘉宾都是很了不起的人。
可是就在差不多一年前，我体会过一次耐人寻味而公众皆知的失望。
我没有得到自己想要的，于是我离开了一套体系，我曾在这个体系度过了美妙的17年，是它培养、帮助、并最终成就了我。
我离开了电视网络的中心，不仅仅彻底离开了这个网络，而且不想看见印有格纹的咖啡桌，甚至会迷失在了这张咖啡桌底下的旧地毯上。
这是一次职业生涯上的灾难，也是一个糟糕透顶的比喻。
不过，接着发生了一些美妙的事情。
烟雾缭绕，随风飘摇，在没有指南针的情况下，我开始尝试一些事情。
我长出了一些奇怪的棕色胡须。
我沉溺于社交网络的世界。
我开始通过Twitter分享我的喜剧创作。
我搞了一次全国巡演。
我玩起了吉他。
我重新站了起来，穿着一件贴身蓝色皮衣灌录了一张唱片，拍摄了一部纪录片，还把自己的朋友和家人吓了一跳。
最终，我放弃了所有那些既定的对于自己职业路径和名望的看法，并且接受了一个以不断重播情景喜剧而闻名的小电视台提供的工作，创作情景喜剧那个高高的黑人经常穿得像个老女人。
我做过很多愚蠢的、出格的、自发的、以及看起来不够理性的事情，你们猜怎么着
穿着那件蓝色皮衣的我度过了职业生涯中最满意最眩目的一年。
到现在我都不明白当时究竟是怎么了，不过我从来没有那么快乐过，从来没有面对那么多挑战，这点很重要，也对于自己在做的事情从未如此的坚定。
这一切都是真的吗
当然，这很简单：没有什么事情比你最深的恐惧成为现实更能解放你人生的了。
我和很多人一起读大学，让他们骄傲的是他们知道自己是谁也知道自己要走向何方。
在哈佛，班上有5个同学曾经告诉我将来他们终有一天会成为美国总统。
他们中的4个人在一次汽车旅馆枪击案中身亡，另外的1个曾为电视节目BluesClues短暂担任过主持人，不久就在另一起汽车旅馆枪击案中变成了植物人。
你们在22岁时给自己设计的人生轨迹必定与32岁或42岁的人生轨迹不同。
一个人的梦想是不断形成的不断变化的一个过程，有起有伏。
从事于任何工作都是这样，不过由于我在喜剧事业上奋斗了25年，我或许最有资格谈谈自己从事的这个领域。
回顾1940年代，有个非常非常搞笑的家伙叫做JackBenny。
他是当时的天皇巨星，毫无疑问是他那一代人当中最伟大的喜剧演员。
当时有个很年轻的小伙子叫做JohnnyCarson一心想成为JackBenny。
从某种意义上说，他做到了，可是从另一种意义上看他又没做到。
他模仿JackBenny惟妙惟肖，但是完全摒弃了自己独有的动作特点，他努力的方向随着周围环境的变化而变化。
最终，他没有成为自己偶像那样的人物，根本不能称得上他那一代人中最搞笑的一个。
DavidLetterman想成为JohnnyCarson，最后也没做到。
结果我们这一代喜剧演员都想成为DavidLetterman，没人能做到。
我和我的同行们从各方面来看都没有达到那个标准。
不过，关键在于：虽然没有成为我们理想中最完美的样子，但这个理想中的形象却帮助我们找到了自身的独特性。
这并不容易，不过如果你接受这种不幸并恰当地处理好它，你认为的这个失败会成为意义深远的再度创新的触媒。
所以，站在47岁这个当口儿，着迷一般追逐了25年自己的梦想，结果发现梦想改变了。
几十年来，在娱乐圈里，每个喜剧演员的终极目标都是能主持TheTonightShow。
那是一个圣杯，我也像许多人一样认为自己实现那个目标就算是一个成功人士了。
但实际上并不是那样。
没有任何具体的工作或职业目标能定义我的成败，而且它也一样不能定义你们的成败。
2000年的时候，我告诉毕业生不要害怕失败，我依然相信这句话。
不过，今天我要告诉你们的是不管你怕它还是不怕它，失望在所难免。
好的一面在于你通过失望可以让自己看得更明白，看透彻之后就有了坚定的信仰和真正的创造力。
在座的许多同学今天之所以能获得常春藤盟校的学位证书，是因为你们在自己的心中埋下了梦想的种子，并且努力奋斗去实现梦想。
在毕业典礼的演讲上，虽然有点老生常谈，但真的没有什么比“追求你们的梦想”更好的说辞了。
不过我要告诉你们的是，不管你们现在的梦想是怎样的，它终究会改变。
不过没关系。
4年前，你们当中的许多人都有过具体的愿景，要有什么样的大学生活，以及自己要成为什么样的人。
我敢打赌，今天你们中的绝大多数都会承认你们实际度过的这段时光跟原先自己的想象有很大不同。
你们的室友变了，你们的专业变了，甚至一些同学的性取向也变了。
我打赌，就在我开始演讲之后，你们当中的一些同学刚刚改变了性取向。
我知道自己曾经也是如此。
但是通过这些好的、尤其是不好的变化，现在的你已经不再是你印象中2007年秋天的那个你了。
我今天已经给你们讲了许多东西，绝大多数都是傻话，但有一些是真言。
我准备打破禁忌，通过援引我自己17个月之前的一句话来结束今天的演讲。
我在NBC最后一期节目快要结束的时候，就在信号被切断之前，我说了一句：“努力工作，友善待人，美妙的事情终将发生。
”今天，在这里获此殊荣并站在一个树桩子后面对着达特茅斯2011届的同学发表演讲的时候，我对此更加深信不疑。
非常感谢大家，同时也祝贺大家
哈利波特20字英文观后感
My favorite book was written by a great English writer Jk Rowling.Yes，it is the Harry Potter
This series of books have been out seven.In 1997 the first book“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone”be listed.These books tell the story about a boy named Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort, the most dangerous black wizard in history, with the help of his friends.The stories about Harry Potter are so exciting and adventurous. Harry Potter is a kind, brave and strong kid that he is never afraid of any difficulties. Besides, I admire him having two good friends. Harry Potter not only broadens my view, but also helps me to improve my writing.And I want to be a writer in the future and create attractive novels like Harry Potter
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谁有奥巴马 my education my future 的英文演讲稿啊
But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life -- what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you've got going on at home -- that's no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That's no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That's no excuse for not trying.Where you are right now doesn't have to determine where you'll end up. No one's written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.That's what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn't speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.I'm thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who's fought brain cancer since he was three. He's endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer -- hundreds of extra hours -- to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he's headed to college this fall.And then there's Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she's on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren't any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same. That's why today, I'm calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education -- and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you'll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you'll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you'll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you'll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don't feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.-----------------------(Note: on hard work)------------------Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you're not going to be any of those things.But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won't love every subject you study. You won't click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won't necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.That's OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who've had the most failures. JK Rowling's first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.These people succeeded because they understand that you can't let your failures define you -- you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn't mean you're a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn't mean you're stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.No one's born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You're not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don't hit every note the first time you sing a song. You've got to practice. It's the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it's good enough to hand in.Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don't know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust -- a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor -- and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.And even when you're struggling, even when you're discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you -- don't ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.The story of America isn't about people who quit when things got tough. It's about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best. It's the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit twenty years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.So today, I want to ask you, what's your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I'm working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you've got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don't let us down -- don't let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.
