求一篇5分钟左右 有趣的英语演讲稿。
要通俗易懂贴近生活、有趣。
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的
如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢
有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.幽默注释：多么新颖的创意，戴顶绿帽子就想引起上帝注意。
创新句子：别再说谎了，趁上帝还没注意你。
如果你们允许我准备读我的讲稿，我有三个理由：第一，我记忆力非常差——其它两个原因我记不清了。
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.幽默注释：为自己忘词找好借口。
创新句子：我记忆力不好，我忘了把讲稿带来。
不必要的单词是精彩演讲的祸根，我再重复一遍…Unnecessary words are the bane of good speeches. Let me repeat that…幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
关于信任对友谊很重要的英语演讲稿 大概两分钟
On Friendly关于友谊Amazing,cherish them 惊异，珍视他们Blessings,acknowledge them 祝福，感谢他们Caring,allow them 关心，体谅他们Dependable,rely on them 信任，依赖他们Encouraging,hear them 鼓励，倾听他们Fallible,love them 易错，热爱他们Gifts,unwarp them 礼物，打开他们Healing,be with them 药方，与之相伴Important,value them 重要，重视他们Juick,savor them 美味，品尝他们Kind,delight in them 仁慈，愉悦他们Loyal,mirror them 忠实，与之相鉴Magical,soar with them 魔力，与之翱翔Necessary,cultivate them 必需，培育他们Optimistic,support them 乐观，支持他们Priceless,treasure them 无价，珍爱他们Quicky,enjoy them 珍奇，享受他们Rare,hold on them 罕物，把握他们Strong,lean on them 强壮，依偎他们Teachers,learn from them 老师，学习他们Understanding,talk to them 理解，与之交流Vulnerable,embrace them 脆弱，拥抱他们Warmhearted,listen to them 热心，聆听他们Extraodinary,recognize them 非凡，记住他们Young at heart,play with them 童心，与之嬉戏Zany,laugh with them 小丑，与之欢笑
急求一篇关于appetite，或者追究欲望的过程的英语演讲稿，励志。
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set yourself free释放自己 , 挣脱束缚 , 放飞自己1.Release yourself from errors, put an end to your preconceived ideas, and set yourself free from the jail of inferiority.要解放自己的错误，要了脱自己的成见，要脱离自卑的牢狱。
2.The truth is, your burning questioning is all you need to set yourself free. But don't believe me, investigate for yourself.事实是，你最棘手的问题是你需要什么来释放自己。
但是，不要相信我，问问自己。
3.When you forgive you do not only release the other person. You set yourself free from all of that agony too.当你原谅了别人，不光是放了别人，也让你自己从苦恼中得到了解放。
4.The key here is to set yourself free from all the worrying and to go back to your heart, to your feelings.这里的关键是要让你自己从所有的烦恼中解脱出来并回到自己的内心，自己的感觉。
5.Let him go and set yourself free!放下他之后的人生，会更光彩
6.Freelance Life: Working away from home Three simple ways to use technology to set yourself free7.Be friendly to yourself and yourself will be contented and it will be contented and it will set you free to love your neighbor.对自己友善一点，你自己心满意足了，就可以尽情在爱护你的邻居了。
8.Be friendly to yourself and yourself will be contented and it will set you free to love your neighbor.对自己友善一点，你自己心满意足了就可以尽情地爱护你的邻居了9.And if you're an investor yourself, feel free to set and religiously follow your rules.如果你自己也是个投资人的话，不妨设立一套自己的法则，并虔诚地笃信你自己的法则。
10.Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high.与那些你从没打过招呼的人互相交谈聆听吧，让自己沐浴爱河吧，自由地冲破藩篱，让你的眼界更加高远吧。
求大学生英语演讲稿3分钟左右
大学三分钟英语演讲稿大学三分钟英语演讲稿（一）Goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen
I’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!Tobeginwith,Iwanttoaskaquestion.Doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?Actually,todayIwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.Ofcourse,WhatIwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.Everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.Dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners（水手）,wecanchartourcoursebythem.Withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.Withthedream,thereishope,Withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.ButIknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.Young!Fortunately,Iamyoungnow.Justduetoit,Iknowthatnothingisimpossible.Ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.Ican'trealizemydream,itresultfromthatIhaven'tworkharderenoughandIwon'tfindotherexcuses.Ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.Ifyouthinkthegodhaven'tblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.Mybreathswallowstheskyandmak
一篇关于宽容的一分钟最简单的英语演讲稿，并加翻译
Understanding is a virtue of human beings.It allows us to enjoy the warmth of the sunshine and can bridge the gap of human relationships.Understanding,which can be considered as patience and as a kind of selfrestrained behavior,is needed in every part of our lives.Understanding can also be regarded as a good behavior.It refers to a good way in which we sincerely and genuinely show politeness,kindness,friendship and respect to people.It is very important for our relationships with others because we are often judged by our manners,which shows our education,our cultural quality and our inner qualities.With understanding,we can warm each other's hearts and win friendships,and this can be sometimes even more powerful than gun barrels.So,in our daily life,we should always follow the golden rule:Do,as you would like to have done to you.
六年级毕业80字英语演讲稿
Six years of age, Erqianyibaijiushiduo days and nights and sounds seem to is so long, wholeheartedly look forward to graduation, and when we have today really face parting, and feel it is so short. At the moment, I do not know what words are used to describe my brilliant good primary school career, it seems like only yesterday that I entered primary school the door today and played the the farewell flutes. A true, two lines of tears, throughout the study, carrying us with colorful dreams, the end of six years of primary school life. At this moment, in addition to moving forward, we have no other direction, in addition to adhere to, we have no other beliefs, in addition to thank you, we have no other language. For six years, we from ignorant to mature, from ignorance to rational, from shallow to enrich. Also because of this, memory left so many vivid details, so many wonderful pieces. How can we forget the school in order to improve our comprehensive quality and carry out rich and colorful activities: physical training, sports field, our perspiration comes down like raindrops; our valiant grace; campus art festival, we can forget all our teachers and students alike; to win the game victory when busy actively preparing for the scenario: how can we forget the students in the classroom diligently figure; dear teacher, how can you forget that no instruction class earnest teachings; how can we forget your kind words sad; forget the injured when you brought aid: how can forget the hot summer you spilled water: how can we forget pieces behind your warm encouragement...... Everything will become our The imprint is engraved on my heart. memory. Maybe we have wayward, let you sad, maybe we have naughty, let you sad, but please forgive us, that is our experience of children, through the growth of the real story. Students warm smile, the eyes of the teacher's love, class warm atmosphere, so that we have come to the. Now we learn to love, to adhere to. Learning is an important part of our life, we will maintain his alma mater, the fine style of study, and constantly enrich themselves. Sunshine is always after the storm, I think all hard sweat and realistic expectations, pouring the herald, Ruqierzhi, fly to you. I know, it's the best reward for your selfless dedication...... We will always bear in mind that he was a student, today we are proud of life, I believe that tomorrow will be proud of us! 六年的岁月千一百九十多个日日夜夜，来似乎是那么的漫长，一心盼望业，而当我们今天真正面对离别，又觉得它是那么的短暂。
此刻，我不知用什么词来形容我烂漫美好的小学生涯，仿佛昨天才步入小学的大门，今天又奏起了离别的笙箫。
一片真情，两行热泪，四季苦读，载着我们五彩的梦，结束了六年的小学生活。
此时此刻，除了前进，我们没有别的方向，除了坚持，我们没有别的信念，除了感谢，我们没有别的语言。
六年的岁月，我们从懵懂走向成熟，从无知走向理智，从浅薄走向充实。
也正因如此，记忆中留下了那么多生动的细节，那么多精彩的片断。
怎能忘记学校为提高我们的综合素质而开展的丰富多彩的活动：体能训练，我们挥汗如雨;运动场上，我们飒爽风姿;校园艺术节中，我们轻歌曼舞;怎能忘记我们全体师生为赢得各项比赛的胜利积极准备时忙碌的情景：怎能忘记教室中同学们孜孜不倦的身影;敬爱的老师，怎能忘记您课堂上那谆谆无诲的教导;怎能忘记伤心时您亲切的话语;怎能忘记受伤时您送来的创可贴：怎能忘记炎热的夏天您撒在地上的片片清水：怎能忘记落后时您热情的鼓励……一切的一切都将成为我们刻骨铭心的记忆。
也许我们曾经任性，让您难过，也许我们曾经调皮，让您伤心，但请原谅我们，那是我们经历儿童，走过成长的真实故事。
同学们温馨的笑容、老师慈爱的目光、班级温暖的氛围，让我们都走过来了。
如今我们学会了去爱、去坚持。
学习是我们生命的重要组成部分，我们一定会保持母校的优良学风，不断地充实自己。
“阳光总在风雨后”我想所有拼搏的汗水与理想的希冀，都会化做频传的捷报，如期而至，飞到你们的案前。
我知道，那是对你们无私奉献最好的回报……我们也会时刻铭记自己曾经是一位学子，今天我们为生活在骄傲，相信明天一定会因我们而自豪!
求一篇英语演讲稿，讲关于医院医患之间的感人故事，最好是外科的，跪谢
One day in 1943, General Patton, then in command of America's forces in Italy, was given a tour of the hospital in Saint Agata. Among the patients was a man who appeared to be perfectly well. I want to get that man out of bed right away, Patton ordered. Get him back to the front. I won't have these men who really are wounded see that man babied so. When the patient ignored his plea, Patton struck him in the face - and was horrified to learn that he was seriously shell-shocked.Eisenhower was furious and ordered Patton to apologize to all his men. Though the general dutifully assembled his troops, the loyal men utterly refused to let him speak, cheering and whooping every time he tried. Patton's eyes welled with appreciative tears and at last he simply turned and left. The patient also forgave his general, saying, He was suffering a little mental fatigue himself.中译如下:一九四三年,巴顿将军任意大利美军司令期间,有一天往访圣雅卡塔医院,见一个病人似乎完全无恙,下令说:「我要这个人马上起床,把他送回前线.我不想真正受伤的人,看见他这样受到娇宠.」病人没有理会他的话,巴顿就一掌打在他脸上,这才惊觉对方患了严重弹震症.艾森豪非常愤怒,命令巴顿向麾下所有将士道歉.巴顿如命召集将士,但忠心的将士根本不许他说话,一见他开口,就齐声欢呼,高喊.巴顿感动得眼睛含泪,最后一言不发,转身离去.那病人也原谅了巴顿,说:他自己都有点精神疲累!我说。
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为什么要是讲关于医院医患之间的感人故事。
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