苹果对人的好处的三分钟英语演讲稿
YEAH, Sir,就5分钟.写完都累死我了.嗬公司背景：苹果电脑公司成立于1976年，总部位于美国加里福尼亚丘珀蒂诺市，是在硅谷的中心地带。
苹果公司专门从事开发、制造、销售个人电脑、服务器、外围设备、计算机软件、联机服务及个人数字式辅助设备。
是1995年度全球第三大个人电脑供应商，位居当年世界百大信息技术公司排行榜第11位，世界软件厂商最大50家第25位。
94、95年度在全球多媒体市场占有率高踞榜首。
Company Background: Apple Computer Inc. was founded in 1976, is headquartered in California Qiupodinuo City, in the heart of Silicon Valley. Apple specializes in the development, manufacture, sales of personal computers, servers, peripherals, computer software, online services and personal digital accessories. 1995 was the year the world's third largest PC supplier, was ranked 'the world's hundred largest information technology company' first top 11, 'the world's 50 largest software companies' 25th. 94, 95 years in the global multi-media market share topped the list.
学习英语的好苹果软件都有啥
Class, Lass and AssProfessor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.班级、情人和蠢驴汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面，因此他在黑板上写道：“汤姆教授明天将和大家见面”。
一位学生看到这条通知后，觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了，就走上前，将“class”中的“c”擦掉，将意思变为“汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面”。
教授听到笑声，转过身走回来，看了看那位学生，又看看被改动过的通知，不动声色地走上前，把“lass”中的“l”擦掉，将意思改为“汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面”。
看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生，教授扬长而去。
Be Much WorsePoliceman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.可能更糟警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。
那样情况就更糟了
Wait a MinuteTom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?God: It only means a minute.Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?God: Just a small coin.Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.等一分钟汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么
上帝：它只意味着一分钟。
汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说，意味着什么
上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。
汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧
上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。
THE FIRST TIMEPatient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.第一次病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。
外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。
这也是我第一次动手术。
GOOD SIGHTLawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.好视力律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西
证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。
EXPENSIVE ADVICEThe doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered professional services by giving advice.Thanks, the physician said. I think I'll do that.When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:For legal services, $50.昂贵的建议大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。
“你认为我应该向她收费吗
”大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。
“有什么不应该
”律师答道，“你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。
”“谢谢，”大夫说道，“看来我得这么做。
”第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。
信中写道：“请付法律服务费５０美元。
”HIS FAULTBilly: Mother, Bobby broke a window.Mother: How did he do it?Billy: I threw a rock at him and he ducked.他的错比利：妈妈，波比打坏了窗玻璃。
妈妈：他怎么打的
比利：我向他扔石头，他躲开了。
TELEMARKETERI answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.Good evening, he said, may I speak with Leah Jonason?She is a baby, I replied.All right, said the caller, I'll try again later.电话推销员一天晚上我接了一个电话，对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。
“晚上好，”他说，“我想和利厄乔纳森说话。
”“她是个婴儿，”我回答说。
“没关系，”他说，“我以后再打。
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