五分钟幽默激励演讲稿
，来点掌声行不行!(掌声)，大家好，我是。
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，我有一个爸爸和一个妈妈。
(众人疑虑，后大笑)，怎么，难道我不该有吗?。
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谈到学习很多人总是很反感或者说很没耐性，今天送给大家一句话!不要轻易地说爱，因为许下的承诺就是欠下的债，也不要轻易地说不爱，或许一瞬间你就把幸福关在门外!所以，各位同学，不要轻易地下结论，一定要去实践以后拿出效果再来评判!不管我们现在是高中还是大学，也不管我们成绩好与不好，有一点我们是一样的，那就是我们都会长大，都要走向社会!我听说，学历代表过去，能力代表现在，学习力代表未来!所以我们可以过去很差，现在不好，但是我们的未来一定要辉煌，我们的生活一定要富足，所以能不能具有强有力的学习力、学习方法将会影响到我们的未来!2大家想过吗?香港男女比例严重失调，这阴阳不平衡将会引致社会的极大矛盾!而在这场危机中，首当其冲的便是!，说得好听一点，就是单身贵族，说得难听一点就是剩女，是被男人们挑剩下的女人。
剩女们在走投无路的情况下，想来想去，还有三条路可走：第一条，做劈腿族，也来个一只脚踏几条船，把男人们编排成A先生、B先生、C先生、D先生，可是这跟偷鸡摸狗有什麼两样?不干不干!第二条，做断背族，就像断背山所发生的故事，让女人们互相爱慕、互相慰藉，不过这心里老别扭，绝对影响健康，不行不行!第三条，全心全意地( 记)经营的事业，让独身女人的队伍茁壮成长，让独身女人的事业发扬光大，唉，只有走这条路了……，独身女人该走哪条路，你能告诉我吗?( 演讲与朗诵一样，三分文章，七分演绎。
一篇平凡无奇的文章，到了优秀演沟者的口中，可以化腐朽为神奇。
相反，一篇精彩生动的好文章到了不会演绎的人口中，可以变得平淡如水，了无生气。
而最让演讲者得心应手的是演绎自己的文章。
2001年我第一次参加国际演讲会举办的，通过初赛、决赛和总决赛，过五关斩六将，夺得了香港赛区的总决赛冠军，并赴新加坡参加的比赛，可是未能夺得名次。
今年是我第二次参加，我希望可以参加的比赛并获得名次，从而有机会进入世界级的比赛，丰富人生经历。
我参加比赛，重要的是享受过程。
)8月13日晚上我已经参加了初赛，意想不到的是我竟然在初赛中被淘汰出局(因为演讲的时问超过了规定时限的10秒钟，不给分数)，真是不知所措!今年的愿望算是扑空了，呜呼哀哉!
外国名人优秀英语演讲稿节选五分钟
Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves. ~Henry David Thoreau迷失自我，才能发现自我。
——亨利·大卫·梭罗（美国作家及自然主义者）Everything about my future was ambiguously assumed. I would get into debt by going to college, then I would be forced to get a job to pay off that debt, while still getting into more and more debt by buying a house and a car. It seemed like a never-ending cycle that had no place for the possibility of a dream. 我们未来的一切似乎都模糊地设定好了，利用贷款上大学，然后为了还债被迫去找一份工作，还要为了买房买车背负更多的债务……这仿佛是一个无休止的循环，让我们的梦想没有实现的机会。
I want more—but not necessarily in the material sense of personal wealth and success. I want more out of life. I want a passion, a conceptual dream that wouldn't let me sleep out of pure excitement. I want to spring out of bed in the morning, rain or shine, and have that zest for life that seemed so intrinsic in early childhood. 我们想要的更多——并不是对于个人财富和成功等物质性需求，我们对于生活，想要更多。
我想要热忱、有概念的梦想，让我不会空怀纯粹的兴奋入睡。
我希望能在早晨一跃起床，无论是阳光普照还是刮风下雨，也能对生活充满热情，就像我们的童年时固有的一样。
We all have a dream. It might be explicitly defined or just a vague idea, but most of us are so stuck in the muck of insecurity and self-doubt that we just dismiss it as unrealistic or too difficult to pursue. 我们都有梦想，无论它是明确的目标还是模糊的主意，但我们大多数人都受困于不安全和自我怀疑的泥泞里，我们把梦想看做是不现实的、难以追求的，最后放弃了。
We become so comfortable with the life that has been planned out for us by our parents, teachers, traditions, and societal norms that we feel that it's stupid and unsafe to risk losing it for the small hope of achieving something that is more fulfilling. 我们变得满足于父母、老师、传统及社会规条为我们营造的安逸生活。
为了那一点点能够为生活变得更充实的希望去冒险，我们会认为这是愚蠢和危险的。
The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. ~Jawaharlal Nehru过于谨慎才是最大的危险——贾瓦哈拉尔·尼赫鲁（印度开国总理）Taking a risk is still a risk. We can, and will, fail. Possibly many, many, many times. But that is what makes it exciting for me. That uncertainty can be viewed negatively, or it can empower us. 冒险始终还是有风险。
我们，也有可能失败，还有可能是失败很多很多次。
但这会让我们更加兴奋。
不确定因素看起来有不利，但同时也能激励我们。
Failing is what makes us grow, it makes us stronger and more resilient to the aspects of life we have no control over. The fear of failure, although, is what makes us stagnant and sad. So even though I couldn't see the future as clearly as before, I took the plunge in hopes that in the depths of fear and failure, I would come out feeling more alive than ever before. 失败能让我们成长，让我们更强大，让我们更能适应生活中难以控制的各个方面。
对于失败的恐惧，让我们停滞不前，悲伤不已。
尽管不能清晰地看见未来，在恐惧和失败的深渊里，我们也要保持希望，那么我们将活得更有生命力。
If you feel lost, just take a deep breath and realize that being lost can be turning point of finding out who you truly are, and what you truly want to do. 如果你迷失了自我，请深呼吸，迷失或许能成为你人生的转折点，让你发现真正的自己，并让你知道自己想真正成为怎样的人。
英语演讲稿3分钟带翻译
Keep Your Direction 坚持你的方向What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal.On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead.Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life.You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time.翻译：如果了你会怎么做
很可能会选择。
然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚的方向和目标。
在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。
它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。
否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。
方向意味着目标。
人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。
你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。
这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。
而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。
英语励志演讲稿，带翻译，三分钟左右，不要太长
Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.心之所愿，无事不成。
Where there is life, there is hope.有生命必有希望。
I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
（凡事比别人多一点点
多一点努力，多一点自律，多一点实践，多一点疯狂。
多一点点就能创造奇迹
） DEFINITION OF CRAZINESS Crazy stands for the human spirit of transcending oneself. It stands for the single-minded pursuit of dreams. It stands for the total devotion to your work. It stands for the passion of commitment to reach the goal. Once you have this craziness, you can achieve anything you want. Let alone learning English!疯狂的定义疯狂代表着人类超越自我的精神，代表着对理想的执着追求，代表着对事业忘我的全情投入，代表着不达目的绝不罢休的激情。
人一旦有了这种疯狂，做任何事都可以成功，何况攻克英语
ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM Forget about the days when it's been cloudy, But don't forget your hours in the sun. Forget about the times you've been defeated, But don't forget the victories you've won. Forget about the misfortunes you've encountered, But don't forget the times your luck has turned. Forget about the days when you've been lonely, But don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen. Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But don't forget to always have a dream.永不放弃梦想忘掉你的失意日子，但不要忘记黄金的时光。
忘掉你的一次次失败，但不要忘记你夺取的胜利。
忘掉你遭遇的不幸，但不要忘记你的时来运转。
忘掉你的孤独日子，但不要忘记你得到的友善的微笑。
忘掉你没有得以顺利实施的计划，但不要放弃你的梦想。
李阳的励志名言打击我吧
伤害我吧
折磨我吧
侮辱我吧
冤枉我吧
迫害我吧
Attack me! Hurt me! Torture me! Humiliate me! Mistreat me! Persecute me!让暴风雨都来吧
让我付出代价
让我心态归零
你使我兴奋
你使我斗志昂扬
你使我咬牙切齿
Let storms rage against me! Let me pay the price! Let me hit rock bottom! You excite me! You fill me with the spirit to fight! You make me grind my teeth!你使我百折不挠
你使我脱胎换骨
你使我变得更坚强
你使我成为真正的人
你是我最幸福的回忆
你是我终生感激的恩人
我不是人，我要重塑人的尊严
You make me determined! You make my completely reshape myself! You make me stronger! You make me a real man! You are my most joyful memory! I owe you all my life! I'm not human. I want to rebuild my dignity and honor. I want to reshape my life.特别赠言：让我们牺牲一些娱乐的时间、牺牲一些无聊的时间、牺牲一些闲聊的时间、牺牲一些为自己的穿着打扮苦恼的时间、牺牲一些思考如何吃的时间、牺牲一些打麻将的时间
让我们多一些反思自我、改造自我的时间
人一生总要成就一些事情
说一口流利的英语就是一件非常值得做的事，而且是一定可以做好的事
从中找到自己的快乐吧
找到自己的信心吧
找到自己的价值吧
找到奋斗的快感吧
找到克服重重困难的幸福吧
我只要有三顿饭吃，我就感到无比幸福和满足，我将不会再去考虑其它的东西
我只有一个心思：一定要讲一口流利的英语
我就不信我做不到
在这种状态下，你肯定成功
你肯定会拥有一切你需要的东西，你想拒绝都没有办法
你想庸俗都没有选择
成功、名誉、财富
一切都随之而来
而那些天天在想他们自己未来需求的人，最终也只能白日做梦，越做越远
让我们将我们的欲望集中在一个地方，那就是早日攻克英语
一旦成功，你的人生历史一定会重写
小学英语演讲稿1分钟的自我介绍
Good morning (afternoon), teachers and classmates (school mates). My name is Chen Tao. I am 11 years old, good at English （maths) and computer games as well. I love my family and my school . I am eager to make great achievements with my study and make friends with you all of you. 老师们，同学们，早上（下午）好。
我是陈涛。
11岁，擅长英语（数学），还有电脑游戏。
我爱我的家和我的学校。
我十分渴望学习进步，愿意和大家交朋友。
英语演讲稿一分钟，带翻译
Hello,everyoneDo you like sport? I like it very much! Sometimes I like to do some sports with my friends. You should do the sport more, because it is very good for your healthy! On your free time, how about running?I always do it! Why don't you play basketball with your friends? It's very interesting! I think so. And why don't you play some games, it can relax to you!Would you like to do some sports and play some games with me? Welcome to you!That's all. Thank you!你好，每个人
你运动我非常喜欢它
有时候，我喜欢和我的朋做一些运动。
你应该做更多的运动，因为它对你的身体是很好的
在你的空闲时间，如何运行
我总是这样做
你为什么不与你的朋友玩篮球吗
这是非常有趣的
我是这么认为的。
你为什么不玩一些游戏，它可以放松你的
你想做一些运动和我玩游戏吗
欢迎你
这一切。
谢谢你
求一些名人励志英语演讲稿，不要太长的。
名人励志英语演讲稿Most people would like to be popular with others, but not everyone can achieve this goal. What is the secret to popularity? In fact, it is very si-mp-le. The first step is to improve our appearance. We should always make sure that we stay in good shape and drewell. When we are healthy and well-groomed, we will not only look better but also feel better. In addition, we should smile and appear friendly. After all, our facial expression is an important part of our appearance. If we can do this, people will be attracted to our good looks and impressed by our confidence.Another important step is developing more consideration for others. We should always put others first and place their interests before our own. It's also important to be good listeners; in this way people will feel comfortable enough to confide in us. However, no matter what we do, we must not gossip. Above all, we must remember to be ourselves, not phonies. Only by being sincere and respectful of others can we earn their respect. If we can do all of the above, I am sure popularity will come our way.如何才能受人欢迎大部分的人都想受人欢迎，但是并非每个人都能达到目标。
受欢迎的秘诀何在?事实上是很简单的。
步骤一，先改善我们的外表。
我们得确保自己很健康，并且穿着体面。
当我们既健康又穿戴整齐时，不仅看起来更有精神，自己也会觉得好多了。
此外，我们要保持微笑并表现得很友善。
毕竟，脸部表情是外观很重要的一环。
如果我们能做到这一点，别人会被我们的美好外表所吸引，并对我们的自信印象深刻。
另一个重要步骤，就是培养对别人的体贴。
永远以他人为重，并把别人的利益放在自己的利益之前。
当个好听众也是很重要的;如此一来，别人才能很自在地对我们吐露心事。
然而，不管我们做什么事，绝对不要说闲言闲语。
最重要的是，要做自己，不要当虚伪的人。
只有对人真诚又尊重时，才能赢得他人的尊敬。
如果我们能做到以上几点，我相信受人欢迎是指日可待的事。
Strive for balance in life 努力保持生活的平衡by Brain Dyson 布莱恩•戴森(可口可乐公司总裁)Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them----work, family, health, friends and spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the air. You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop one it, it will bounce back. But the other four balls—family, health, friends, and spirit—are made of glass. If you drop one of those, they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same.You must understand that and strive for balance in your life. How?Don’t undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.Don’t set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you.Don’t take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as they were your life, for without them, life is meaningless.Don’t let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time you live ALL the days of your life.Don’t give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.Don’t be afraid to admit that you are lethan perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each together.Don’t be afraid to encourage risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave.Don’t shut love out of your life by saying it’s impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give; the fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly, and the best way to keep love is to give it wings.Don’t run through life so fast that you forget not only where you’ve been, but also where you are going.Don’t forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated.Don’t be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved.Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is gift…… that’s why we call it the present.想象生命是一种往空中抛五个球的游戏，你把这五个球分别取名为：工作、家庭、朋友和心灵，而且你要努力不让它们落地。
你很快会了解到工作是一个橡皮球，如果你让它落地了，它还是会反弹起来。
但是，家庭、健康、朋友和心灵这四个球是用玻璃做成的。
如果你让它们掉到地上，它们将会不可避免地遭到磨损，留下印记、划痕，摔破甚至碎落一地。
它们将永远不会跟以前一样。
你必须了解这个道理，并且努力保持生活的平衡。
但要怎么才做得到呢?不要拿自己和他人比较而贬低自己的价值。
正是因为我们彼此不同，所以每个人才很特别。
不要因为别人看重哪些东西而把它们设定为自己的目标。
只有你才知道什么最适合自己。
不要将最亲密的人视为理所当然。
好好珍惜他们，就像是你的生命一样，因为没有他们，生命将失去意义。
不要让你的生命总在留恋过去或是遥想未来中流逝。
如果你活在每个当下，你就活出了人生的精彩。
当你还能给予的时候别轻言放弃。
只要你不放弃，万事皆有可能。
不要害怕承认你并非完美。
我们正是藉由这脆弱的细丝紧密地联系在一起。
不要害怕遇到危险。
我们正是在冒险中学会勇敢的。
不要以真爱难求为借口而紧闭心扉。
找到爱最快的方法就是给予你的爱;失去爱最快的方法就是紧紧地守着你的爱不放;维系爱最好的方法就是给爱一双翅膀。
不要匆忙地走完你的一生，以至于忘了自己到过哪里，要往哪里去。
不要害怕学习。
知识不会成为负担，是你可以轻松携带的珍宝。
不要漫不经心地蹉跎光阴或信口开河。
时间与话语都是收不回来的。
生活不是一场赛跑，而是每一步都需要体味的旅程。
昨天已成历史，明天还未可知，而今天则是一份礼物：那就是我们为什么称它为“当下”(译注：此处是双关语present的另一个意思是“礼物”)的原因。
