求一篇幽默有趣的 英语演讲稿 要求：八年级水平 要中文翻译 3分钟左右
An Alarm Clock A young man went to a mountain village for his holiday. One night he stayed at a small hotel near a train station. Before going to bed, he went to the owner of the hotel and said to the old man, “ Excuse me, sir. Will you please wake me up at a quarter to five? I'm going to take the five o'clock train tomorrow morning. ” “ Oh, sorry, ” the owner said, “ I am afraid I can't. I don't get up that early. ” The young man started to go back to his room when he stopped and asked, “ Do you have an alarm clock? That would help me. ” “ Yes, here it is, young man. ” The young man took the clock happily and thanked the old man. But when he looked at it carefully, there appeared to be something wrong with it. “ Does it ring on time? ” he asked the old man. “ Sure! Just shake it when it's time to get up, and it'll ring. ” 一只闹钟 一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。
那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。
上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗
我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。
” “哦，很抱歉”，旅馆老板说，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。
” 年轻人正想回到房间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗
或许它能帮助我。
” “我有，给你，年轻人。
” 年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。
但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发现似乎有毛病。
“它能准时闹吗
”他问老头儿。
“那当然
时间一到，你摇一摇，他就会响的。
”
我的一本课外书演讲稿500
亲爱的老师，同学们： 大家好。
今天，让我和大家一起畅游书海，分享阅读的乐趣。
现在我和大家分享一下我对《青鸟》的见解。
《青鸟》讲了仙女带着迪迪和麦迪，一起经历坎坷追寻青鸟，追寻幸福的旅途。
而《青鸟》它的魅力住处就就在于：它的作者莫里斯·梅特林克，能用这样一个看似简单的故事，讲述着人生的哲理。
青鸟代表着幸福，迪迪和麦迪最终在自己的家里发现了青鸟，这告诉我们，你努力追寻的幸福就在身边，只要你转换眼光，发现真、善。
美，幸福就会想你招手。
幸福也许就是苦中之乐；幸福也许就是放开视野，发现美丽…… 迪迪和麦迪一群人在追求幸福的路上遇到了很多挫折，随行的人群中也形象的代表了生活中不同的人，如书中的猫女士就代表着两面三刀的人；狗先生代表着乐观、十分忠诚的人…… 在读第四章时我的感触及深。
为什么在幸福花园里会有那些粗俗的幸福，为什么幸福与痛苦只隔着一层薄雾
现在我懂了，任何事物都是两面的，“幸福”也一样，做任何事都有把握好它的度，幸福也不例外。
那些“粗俗的幸福”如果获得的太多了也会让人走向痛苦的万丈深渊。
然而拥有正义的人就会让走向幸福。
读懂了《青鸟》，就读懂了人生。
它告诉我们：只有你的心态才能决定未来，只有你用平静、乐观的心态面对世界，你才能抓住你的青鸟
跟着迪迪和麦迪一起去追寻自己的幸福吧
我的演讲完毕，谢谢大家。
我的一本课外书演讲稿两分钟
亲爱的老师，同学们： 大家好。
今天，让我和大家一起畅游书海，分享阅读的乐趣。
现在我和大家分享一下我对《青鸟》的见解。
《青鸟》讲了仙女带着迪迪和麦迪，一起经历坎坷追寻青鸟，追寻幸福的旅途。
而《青鸟》它的魅力住处就就在于：它的作者莫里斯·梅特林克，能用这样一个看似简单的故事，讲述着人生的哲理。
青鸟代表着幸福，迪迪和麦迪最终在自己的家里发现了青鸟，这告诉我们，你努力追寻的幸福就在身边，只要你转换眼光，发现真、善。
美，幸福就会想你招手。
幸福也许就是苦中之乐；幸福也许就是放开视野，发现美丽…… 迪迪和麦迪一群人在追求幸福的路上遇到了很多挫折，随行的人群中也形象的代表了生活中不同的人，如书中的猫女士就代表着两面三刀的人；狗先生代表着乐观、十分忠诚的人…… 在读第四章时我的感触及深。
为什么在幸福花园里会有那些粗俗的幸福，为什么幸福与痛苦只隔着一层薄雾
现在我懂了，任何事物都是两面的，“幸福”也一样，做任何事都有把握好它的度，幸福也不例外。
那些“粗俗的幸福”如果获得的太多了也会让人走向痛苦的万丈深渊。
然而拥有正义的人就会让走向幸福。
读懂了《青鸟》，就读懂了人生。
它告诉我们：只有你的心态才能决定未来，只有你用平静、乐观的心态面对世界，你才能抓住你的青鸟
跟着迪迪和麦迪一起去追寻自己的幸福吧
我的演讲完毕，谢谢大家。
安全在我身边的演讲稿
大家好我是我们初一（4）班的班长候选人之一。
拿破仑有句名言：“不想当将军的士兵不是好士兵”。
我认为，班长不只是个称号，不只是个光环，它背后有实质性的内容，与同学们息息相关。
所以，假若我当选，我不会让这个“长”成为一个虚名。
班长应该是架在老师与同学之间的一座桥梁，是老师的得力助手。
不过，我得先从自我做起，严格要求自己，起表率作用；其次，我会在任何时候、任何情况下，都能想同学们之所想，急同学们之所急，敢于坚持原则，敢于积极为同学们谋求正当的权益。
班长作为一个班集体的带头人物，我有能力处理好班级的各种事务。
人人都有志向，人人都积极主动为他人服务。
我们只有不断实践，才能形成良好的校风、校貌，才能使我们初一（4）班这个集体不断前进，不断地取得胜利，从胜利一步步走向辉煌。
我会经住考验的，相信在大家的共同努力下，我们的班级一定能搞得十分出色，成为全校先进班级。
我的演讲完毕，谢谢大家
Everybody is good I is we first day (4) one of class's class leader candidates. Napoleon has a famous saying: “does not want to work as general the soldier is not the good soldier”. I believed that not only class leader title, not only a corona, behind it has the substantive content, is closely linked with schoolmates. Therefore, if I were elected, I will not let this “be long” become an unwarranted reputation. Leader should be puts up between teacher and a schoolmate's bridge, is teacher's primary assistant. However, I from start first, requests itself strictly, the model function; Next, I, in any situation, will be able to think that at any time schoolmates thought that anxious schoolmates anxious, will dare to insist the principle, will dare to seek the just rights positively for schoolmates. Class leader takes a class collective to take the lead the character, I have ability to handle class's and grade's each kind of business. everybody has the ambition, everybody positively on own initiative serve for other people. We only then practice unceasingly, can form the good school spirit, the school appearance, can enable us first day (4) class this collective unceasingly to go forward, gains the victory unceasingly, from wins one moves toward magnificently step by step. I meet the able to withstand testing, believed that under everybody's joint effort, our class and grade can certainly do splendidly, becomes the entire school advanced class and grade. my lecture finished, thanks everybody!
围绕“祖国在我心中”这一主题，写一篇演讲稿。
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尊敬的老师，亲爱的同学们： 大家好! 光阴似箭，日月如梭，伴随着炎炎夏日的到来，一学年转眼间就要过去了，人生的列车又将驰向一个新的目的地。
将来，不管我们身在何方，不管我们长大后从事什么工作，请不要忘记，我们曾经共同生活在周口四中七(七)班这个光荣而温暖的集体里，我们是这个集体里幸福的一员! 回首即将过去的一年，我们有太多的感慨，有太多美好的回忆。
虽然我们大家来自不同的学校，我们有着不同的兴趣和爱好，但在这一年里，我们通过互相交流、互相了解，已经紧密地融合在了一起，组成了这个和睦、温馨的大集体。
我们以七(七)班这个大集体为荣，我们更要为这个大集体争光! 同学们，这一学期只有几天了，在这最后的几天里，我们要珍惜每一分每一秒，认真听讲，搞好同学之间的关系，过好每一天，来纪念我们的初一生活。
我们未来的路还很长，还有很多学业需要完成，我们要继续努力，争取早日走上工作岗位。
将来我们中间有的可能会成为一名科学家，有的会成为公司老板，有的会成为教师、医生，也有的会做一名普通职员，但不管我们从事什么工作，都不要忘记我们曾经的七年级七班，不要忘记我们敬爱的老师和可爱的同学，那是一个多么美好的集体啊!我们要为这个集体争光，要在这个集体的力量鼓舞下刻苦学习、勤奋工作，在各自的岗位上努力实现自己的人生价值，实现自己的远大理想! 眼下，我们正面临着期末考试，我们需要静下心来，不去想其他的事情，以积极的态度面对考试，以乐观的心态迎接这七年级的最后一考，争取考出好的成绩，为七(七)班争光! 亲爱的同学们： 我们为七(七)班而来，它是我们温暖的家! 我们为自己庆幸，我们来自这个幸福的集体! 今天，我们为七(七)班而自豪，将来，七(七)班将因我们而骄傲! 谢谢大家!
希望英语风采大赛演讲稿
初中生英语演讲稿 同学们： 当你们看着可爱的动画片，玩着迷人的电脑游戏，坐上快速的列车，接听着越洋电话的时候，……你可曾意识到科学的力量，科学不仅改变了这个世界，也改变了我们的生活，科学就在我们身边。
翻开20世纪的壮丽篇章，我们发现人类在这百年中不仅经历了血与火的洗礼，更创造了无数科学奇迹。
19世纪法国著名科幻小说家凡尔纳的虚构，当时让人不可思议，他所幻想的登月旅行、飞机、远射程炮等，在20世纪都一一成为现实。
在21世纪的今天，高科技更是无处不在。
作为跨世纪的一代，我们又该以怎样的姿态去适应新世纪，担起新世纪的重担呢
科学技术的日新月异，使得科学不只为尖端技术服务，也越来越多地渗透到我们的日常生活之中，这就需要正处于青少年时代的我们热爱科学，学习科学。
参加科技“五小”比赛、阅读科技书籍，使我明白了许多道理。
精密的机器人，不用燃料的汽车，虚拟的足球赛，高科技信息的传送等等，一个个生动有趣的现象，激起了我探索科学的愿望。
我们每个人都要学习科学，传播文明，在享受新生活的同时，更要创造新生活，如今，科技产品的更新换代不断加快，可视电视、电脑上网、心脏起搏器，已经不算新鲜了。
从1901年发明的真空吸尘器，到人造地球卫星、载人宇宙飞船，科技在不同领域里显示出了强大的力量。
电子产业、通讯技术的日益普及，纳米技术、超导材料的广泛应用，不久的一天，也许就在你的餐桌上，会出现像太空青椒、人造牛排等生物工程食品。
学习科学技术，不仅仅是为了成为科学家，也是为了能适应生活，更为了能成为新世纪的主人，担起新世纪，为国家建设，为人类文明做出贡献。
新中国成立以来，我国的科技发展突飞猛进，人工合成胰岛素、断手再植、杂交水稻、爆炸原子弹和氢弹、发射人造卫星和飞船等等，这些令世人瞩目的科技成就，大大缩短了我国和先进国家的科学技术的差距，为我国的现代化建设注入了活力。
爷爷说“科学技术是第一生产力”，的确如此，科学为我们祖国的腾飞插上了翅膀。
主席曾对青年说，世界是你们的，也是我们的，但归根结底是你们的。
这句话，饱含了长辈们对我们的殷切期望。
如果说长辈们用辛勤的劳动建设了20世纪的祖国，那么，我们就应该以知识、以科学担起新世纪的重担。
同学们，我们正处于成长发育阶段，学习科学，让我们从小做起。
我们要努力学好各种文化课，因为这是一切学习的基础；同时，对各种适合我们小学生看的科普书籍、报刊，最好在课余多阅读一些；还应该积极动手搞各种科学小实验、小制作，写科学小论文等，培养对科学的兴趣。
长此下去，我们一定能够热爱科学，拥有丰富的科学知识。
人类的智慧是无限的，无论是美国的挑战者号爆炸，还是全球计算机病毒的升级，从来都不能阻止人类的科技进步。
“知识就是力量”，培根这句脍炙人口的格言不知激励了多少渴求知识的人。
如今，让我们也用它来勉励自己，做一个热爱科学的新一代，担起新世纪的重任，为我们祖国的明天，谱写出更加辉煌的诗篇
谢谢大家。
Schoolmates: When you look the lovable animated cartoon, plays is in a stew human's computer games, rides the fast train, is answering transoceanic telephone time, ......Not only your might once realize the science the strength, the science changed this world, also changed our life, the science side us. Opens for the 20th century the grand chapters, not only we discovered the humanity to experience the blood and the fire baptism in these hundred years, has created the innumerable scientific miracles. 19th century France famous science fiction writer of fiction verne fictionalizing, at that time let the human be inconceivable, he fantasized moon landing travel, the airplane, the long-range gun and so on, all 11 became the reality in the 20th century. In the 21st century today, the high tech is ubiquitous. As cross-century one generation, how posture should we adapt the new century by, the load get up the new century heavy burden? Not only science and technology changing with each new day, causes the science to serve for the most advanced technique, also more and more many seeps to during ours daily life, this needs us who is in the young people time to deeply love the science, the study science. Participation science and technology “five small” competition, reading science and technology books, caused me to understand many truths. The precise robot, does not use the fuel the automobile, the hypothesized soccer game, high tech information transmission and so on, each one vivid interesting phenomena, aroused me to explore the science the desire. Our each people all want to study the science, the dissemination civilization, while enjoys the new life, must create the new life, now, the technical product renewal speeds up unceasingly, the visible television, the computer surfer, the pacemaker, already did not calculate was fresh. Vacuum cleaner invented which from 1901, to the artificial earth satellite, carried the human spaceship, the science and technology demonstrates the formidable strength in the different domain. Electronic industry, communication technology daily popularization, nanotechnology, superconductivity material widespread application, soon one day, perhaps in yours dinner table, can appear likely bio-engineering foods and so on outer space green pepper, man-made beefsteak. Studies the science and technology, is not merely in order to become the scientist, also is for can adapt the life, more has been able to become the new century the master, the load gets up the new century, is the national construction, makes the contribution for the human culture. Since new China had been established, our country's technical development progresses by leaps and bounds, the synthesized insulin, finishes a job plants, the hybrid rice again, explodes atomic bomb and hydrogen bomb, launch satellite and airship and so on, these technical achievement which focuses attention on the common people, reduced our country and the advanced countries science and technology disparity greatly, has poured into the vigor for our country's modernization. Grandpa Deng Xiaoping said “the science and technology is the first productive forces”, indeed so, the science has inserted the wing for our motherland soaring. Chairman Mao Zedong once said to the youth that, the world was you, also is we, but is your in the final analysis. This speech, has been full of the elders to our earnest expectation. If the elders have constructed the 20th century motherlands with the industrious work, that, we should by the knowledge, get up the new century heavy burden by the scientific load. Schoolmates, we are being at the growth developmental stage, the study science, lets us start since childhood. We must learn each kind of literacy class diligently, because this is all study foundation; At the same time, to each kind the popular science books, the publication which suits our elementary student to look, should better read some in the after school; Also should begin to do each science small experiment, the small manufacture positively, writes the science small paper and so on, raises to the science interest. Long this gets down, we can certainly deeply love the science, has the rich scientific knowledge. Humanity's wisdom is infinite, regardless of is US's Challenger number detonation, the whole world computer virus' promotion, always all cannot prevent humanity's advance in technology. “The knowledge is the strength”, Bacon this sentence enjoys great popularity the maxim did not know had driven how many earnestly seeks the knowledge human. Now, lets us also use it to encourage oneself, makes one to deeply love the science the new generation, the load gets up the new century heavy responsibility, for our motherland tomorrow, will compose a more magnificent poem! Thanks everybody. Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “Life”. I hope you will like it , Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for (= what will happen to) me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. ?? Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. Keep Your Direction 坚持你的方向 What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal. On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead. Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life. You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time. 翻译： 如果失败了你会怎么做
很多人可能会选择放弃。
然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。
在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。
它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。
否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。
方向意味着目标。
人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。
你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。
这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。
而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。
Ladies and Gentlemen, Good morning! I’m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. Man’s life is a process of growing up, actually I’m standing here is a growth. If a person’s life must constituted by various choices, then I grow up along with these choices. Once I hope I can study in a college in future, however that’s passed, as you know I come here, now I wonder what the future holds for me. When I come to this school, I told to myself: this my near future, all starts here. Following I will learn to become a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job. Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist; never forget which you should lay out to people is your thought, not craft.” I will put my personality with my interest and ability into my study, during these process I will combine learning with doing. If I can achieve this “future”, I think that I really grow up. And I deeply believe kindred, good-fellowship and love will perfection and happy in the future. How to say future? Maybe it’s a nice wish. Lets make up our minds, stick to it and surely well enjoy our life. 中文大意: 女士们，先生们，上午好。
我很高兴在这里为大家作一个简短的讲话。
人的一生是一个成长的过程，事实上，我现在站在这里也是一次成长。
如果一个人的一生必须面临不同的选择，那么我就是伴随着这些选择成长起来的。
曾经我盼望将来能上大学，然而那已经过去了，现在我在这儿，只想知道我的未来会是什么样的。
当我来到这所学校，我告诉我自己：我不久的将来都从这里开始。
接着我要学习如何做人，如何做一个正直的人，并且拥有一个健康的体魄，能承担重要的任务，能独立思考，思想开放，心思缜密，有判断是非的能力，有一份不错的工作。
我的老师曾经告诉我说：“你不是在修补而是在创造；永远不要忘记你向人们所展示的是你的思想，而不是你的手艺。
”我会将我的性格，兴趣爱好和能力一起融入到学习中去。
在这过程中，我边学习边实践。
如果我能实现这个“未来”，我就认为我真的成长了。
并且我深信我的亲人，好朋友以及爱会使我的未来更完美，更幸福。
如何来解释未来呢? 也许那只是一个美好的愿望。
让我们下定决心，坚持到底，那我们的人生一定能过得很精彩。
笑话：Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.What's the matter with you,asked the doctor.I have been broken all!,said the fool .Broken all,what's it mean?,the doctor was surprised.Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:Ouch!There is something wrong with my head.after that,he pointed to his back and said :ouch,my back hurt.then,he touch his nose and said:ouch,my nose hurt……The doctor thought a while and said :you have a bad finger从前，有个傻瓜去看医生。
那医生问他有什么病。
那傻瓜说他全身伤了。
那医生很疑惑。
接着，那傻瓜用手指着头说：“很痛，我的头伤了。
”接着，有指着背，鼻子，说它们都伤了。
那医生想了一会儿，说：“你的手指伤了。
” 买驴的人A man wanted to buy an ass. He went to the market, and saw a likely one. But he wanted to test him first. So he took the ass home, and put him into the stable with the other asses. The new ass looked around, and immediately went to choose a place next to the laziest ass in the stable. When the man saw this he put a halter on the ass at once, and gave him back to his owner. The owner felt quite surprised. He asked the man, Why are you back so soon? Have you tested him already? I don't want to test him any more, replied the man, From the companion he chose for himself, I could see what sort of animal he is.中文：一个买主到市场上去买驴，他看中一头外表不错的驴，但是他想要牵走试一试。
他把驴牵回家，放在自己其他的驴之间，这驴四处看看，立即走向一头好吃懒做的驴旁边。
于是，买驴的人立刻给那头驴套上辔头，牵去还给驴的卖主。
卖主感到很奇怪，他问买主：“你怎么这么快就回来了
”买主说：“不必再试了，从他所选择什么样的朋友来看，我已经知道他是什么样了。
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