英语演讲稿开心每一天
Our Future: A Battle between Dreams and Reality Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen: When I was in the primary school, I have a dream. I want to invent a device which could bring you from one place to another in no time at all. When I was in the junior school, my dream was to study in my ideal high school. And when eventually I got into the high school, my dream is to get to my ideal university. How pathetic! When we grow up, we dream less and become more realistic. Why? Why do we have to change our dreams, so, so in order to let it be fulfilled? Why do we have to surrender to the so-called reality? What IS the reality actually? Ladies and gentlemen, the reality is not real. It is a barrier keeping us from all the possible fantasies. Flying, for example, had been a dream to mankind for thousands of years. A hundred years ago, man could not fly was still regarded as the reality. Now if that was really the reality, what did the Wright brothers do? How did some of you travel around the country? Only when we believe that the reality is not real can we soar with our dreams. People say that our future is a battle between the reality and our dreams. And if, unfortunately, Mr. Reality wins this war, then I see no future of mankind at all. AIDS will never be curable as this IS the reality; People living in the undeveloped countries will suffer from starvation forever as this IS the reality; Disputes among different countries would never be settled as this misunderstandings and intolerance IS the reality. Ladies and gentlemen, how many of you have a dream of being able to make a lot of money? Please raise your hands. Oh, quite a number of you! Actually, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a dream, but a task. Every one of us has to make a living, right? Anyway I hope your task will be accomplished. How many of you think that you have already fulfilled your dream and that you don't dream anymore? Dear adjudicators, what do you think? C.S. Lewis once said, You are never too old to dream a new dream. So for our future, please dream and be unrealistic. Now that I am a high school student, my goal is to graduate with excellences and get to my ideal university. But at the same time, I have a dream deeply rooted in our future. One day, people living in the areas now sweltering with the horror of wars will be able to sit with their families and enjoy their every moment. One day, people from the rich countries are willing to share what they have with those from the poor countries and those from the poor countries will eventually be able to make their own happy living themselves. One day, different cultures in this age of globalization will coexist with tolerance and the unfriendly confrontations among them will be eliminated. One day, the globe will share the dream with me and we will all contribute to making our dream come true. One day, our dream will defeat the reality! Thank you very much.
我梦想中的大学英语演讲稿一分钟
I Love English Dear teachers and classmates: 亲爱的老师、同学们： I am very glad to make a speech here! This time, I'd like to talk something about English. My topic is “I Love English”。
我很高兴可以在这里做一次演讲。
这一次，我想谈谈英语。
我讲的话题是我爱英语。
As everyone knows, English is very important today. It has been used everywhere in the world. It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. Learning English brings me great pleasure. 正如每个人所知，英语在今天十分重要。
它已经被应用到世界的各个角落。
它已经成为商业上最为通用的一门语言并广泛的用于国际贸易。
学习英语给我带来很大的乐趣。
When I was young, my mother sent me to an English school. At there, I played games and sang English songs with other children . Then I discovered the beauty of the language, and began my colorful dream in the English world. 当我还小的时候，我的妈妈送我到一间英语学校。
在那儿，我和其它的小朋友们玩游戏，唱英文歌曲。
我发现这种语言的优美之处，从那时开始就对英语有着色彩斑斓的梦。
Everyday, I read English following the tapes. Sometimes, I watch English cartoons.每天，我跟磁带读英语，有时也看看英语卡通片。
I hope I can travel around the world one day. I want to go to London, because it is the birth place of English. If I can ride my bike in Cambridge university, I will be very happy. 我希望有朝一日我可以畅游世界。
我希望我能够到伦敦去，因为那里是英语的故乡。
如果我能骑着我的自行车去剑桥大学，我会很开心的。
I hope I can speak English with everyone in the world. I well introduce China to them, such as the Great Wall, the Forbidden City。
我希望我能同世界上的每个人说英语，我将会向他们介绍中国。
比如长城，紫禁城。
I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. 我知道，罗马不是一天筑成的。
（成功需要日积月累。
）我相信在持续不断的努力学习下，总有一天我可以拥有一口流利的英语。
I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! 我相信总有一天我会实现我的梦
是高手的来，征一篇英语演讲稿
One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear.So the doctor checked, checked, checked, listened, listened and said, Oh, you know your ear trouble is an old age problem? Your ear is getting old, that's all.That's why you can't hear.So the patient said, Nonsense, the left ear is just as old. 中文：有个老人向医生抱怨右耳有问题，听不见。
医生检查又检查、听了又听，然后说：「哦
你知道吗
你耳朵有毛病是因为年老的关系，你的右耳已经老化了，所以才听不到。
」病人说：「胡说
我的左耳也一样老呀
」There were two men who went out to eat together. They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish. Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there was one small, and one big. The first man just took the big one for himself without asking and feeling ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said, If it were me, I would have taken the smaller one first. So the other guy said, See! I knew that! That's why I took the big one. 有两个人一起出去吃饭，结果点了两条鱼，不久之后，鱼就上桌了，但是通常鱼的大小都不太一样，所以送来的鱼也是一条大一条小。
结果第一个人问也不问，就把比较大的那条鱼夹起来吃，一点都没有不好意思的样子。
另一个人看了心里很不高兴，但是也不知道该说什么才好。
他想了一会儿，终于开口说：「如果是我的话，我一定会先拿那条小鱼。
」另一个人就接口说：「看吧
我就知道，所以我刚刚才拿大鱼。
」去这里看看 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, Congratulations, you got triplets. Man was like Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the 3 musketeers. Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says Congratulations, you got twins x2. Man is happy and says, Ironic, I work for the hotel 4 Seasons. All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, What's wrong? I work for 7up! 四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎.男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀! 呵呵,一个比一个效率高. 你是怎么引起洪水的。
A doctor vacationingthe Riviera metlawyer friendasked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burned down,the insurance company paideverything. What are you doing here? That's quitecoincidence, saiddoctor I'm here because my house were destroyed byflood,my insurance company also paideverything. The lawyer looked puzzled. Gee, he asked, how did you startflood?医生在里维埃拉度假时遇到他位律师朋友，医生问他怎么会到这里来。
律师回答：“我到这里因为我房子被火烧，保险公司赔偿我所损失。
” “真巧，”医生说，“我因为房子被洪水冲垮，保险公司也赔偿我所损失。
”律师看起来些困惑，他问“哎呀
你怎么引起洪水
” 英语笑话：from America 它们是从美国带来的Not long after an old Chinese woman came backChina from her visither daughterthe States, she wenta city bankdepositUS dollars her daughter gave her. Atbank counter,clerk checked each note carefullysee ifmoney was real. It madeold lady outpatience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir,trustmoney. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 位中国老太太去美国看望女儿回来久，到家市银行存女儿给她美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查每张钞票，看否假。
这种做法让老妇人很耐烦，最后她实在忍住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这些都真正美元，它们都直接从美国带来。
” 如果还要的话。
请去 这个网站。
。
全是英文笑话。
吝啬鬼死后When a very miserly man nicknamed the stingy ghost died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached him, saying, You stingy ghost! When you were alive, you clung hard to everything and wouldn't give to anyone. Even when you saw others in poverty and misery, you refused to offer them help. Also, you didn't take good care of your parents, relatives or friends and let them suffer and starve. For your evil karma, you'll be dumped into a pot of boiling oil.The ghost wardens then escorted the man to the pot of boiling oil, and when they arrived, he looked at the pot and said, Hey! Wait a minute! There's so much oil in it. What a waste!Please drain out the oil, sell it and give me the money. Then, you can simply dump me in a pot of boiling water! There's no need for oil. You're using too much oil to cook one person anyway! 有一个人很吝啬，叫吝啬鬼，他死了以后下地狱，阎罗王骂他说：「你这个吝啬鬼，在尘间的什么东西都抓很紧不放，什么人都不给，看到贫穷、痛苦的人也不帮助，父母、亲戚、朋友也没有照顾好，让他们都挨饿受苦，你这种凶恶的孽障，应该被放入滚开的油锅里面。
」鬼差就带他到滚得很热、很烫的油锅那边，吝啬鬼一看就说：「喔，等一下、慢一下
油那么多，怎么那么浪费呢
你们先把这些油倒出来，卖出去后把钱给我，然后丢我在热烫的水里就可以了
何必用油，而且还用那么多油
」
英语演讲稿
A lack of respect for others, will never get respect from others. As a person of the opposite open mountains shout, you it is friendly, it is a friendly response. On the interaction between students, their attitude of others, often determines the people 's attitude to you. In the depths of my memory has one thing is deeply education to me, let me understand: only learn to respect others, will win the respect of others. What is this:One day at noon, has been loved by me to finish my homework after idle, on the seat in front of me doing homework money Siao. Turn my eyes, came up with a good idea. I took out some paper and a pen, the first draw on paper a ugly turtle, is attached below the words: I was an ugly Millennium bastard turtle! I am behind paper glue double-sided adhesive, and then a hand holding a pencil, a hand holding the piece of paper money Siao pretended to beat back, certain range put the paper into her back labels. Yeah, the piece of paper to avoid leaning to either side is affixed to the money Siao back to central! Money Siao turned to ask: what, why? I pretended to be calm and said: your pencil sharpener I borrow it? Put the pen used, I help you cut was! She dropped her work polished put pencil sharpeners. I quietly that call the classmate on the side to see Qian Si proud back, instant, class A. Adjacent group Olina was head of the homework, I'll Pidianpidian walk past patted her on the shoulder and said: look, money Siao back, that is my masterpiece! I thought she would laugh, did not think of her missing, brow twist into a pimple, contempt, glanced at me, said: Wu Yingtian, do you think your happiness is based on someone else's embarrassment is funny? I'm not to regard it as right to say: I cut, a joke, what's the big deal! Huang Lina was yelling at me: Wu Yingtian, respect is the gold key to peaceful coexistence of human, the reason you should know! Play with other people feel happy? You are too boring! Yes, life is always we need to learn to respect. On his classmates do not make fun of, not fighting, not good, honest, is for students at least respected, is pure friendship; returned home and parents say hello is a kind of elder relatives respect, is to the family member hard raise precious comfort; paying attention in class is the teacher of hard labor respect; in the dining hall, chair, the table is for master canteen respect ... ... If you don't respect others, have what you expect others to respect you!译文；一个不尊重他人的人，也绝不会得到别人的尊重。
就如一个人对着空旷的大山大声呼喊，你对它友好，它友好回应。
在同学之间的交往中，自己待人、处事的态度往往决定了别人对你的态度。
在我的记忆深处有一件事深深地教育了我，让我明白：只有学会尊重别人，才会赢得别人的尊重。
事情是这样的： 一天中午，一向爱取乐的我完成作业后闲着没事，就盯上了坐在我前面正在做作业的钱思傲。
我眼睛一转，想出了一个好办法。
我拿出纸和笔，先在纸上画了一只奇丑无比的乌龟，下面附上一句话：“我是一只奇丑无比的千年王八龟
”我在纸的背后粘上双面胶，然后一手拿着一枝铅笔，一手拿着那张纸假装拍拍钱思傲的背，看准方位把纸往她背上贴。
耶，那张纸不偏不倚正好贴在钱思傲的背中央
钱思傲转过头来问：“干什么，有事吗
”我故作镇定地说：“你的削笔机借我用一下好吗
”“把笔拿来，我帮你削得了
”她放下手中的作业三下两下就把笔削好了。
而我却悄悄地叫旁边的同学看钱思傲的背，瞬间，全班都轰动了。
邻组的黄丽娜还在低着头写作业，我就屁颠屁颠地走过去拍拍她的肩膀说：“看，钱思傲背上，那是我的杰作
”我本以为她也会哈哈大笑，没想到她见了后，眉头拧成了一个疙瘩，轻蔑地瞥了我一眼，说：“吴颖恬，你觉得把自己的快乐建立在别人的难堪上很好笑吗
”我不以为然地说：“切，我开个玩笑罢了，有什么了不起的
”可黄丽娜竟然对我大吼：“吴颖恬，尊重是人类共处的金钥匙，这个道理你应该懂吧
玩弄别人自己觉得很开心吗
你太无聊了
” 是呀，生活中时时刻刻都需要我们学会尊重。
对自己的同窗不取笑、不打闹、不揭短，以诚相待，是对同学最起码的尊重，是纯真友谊的基础；回到家时与父母长辈打声招呼是一种对长辈亲人的尊重，是对亲人辛勤养育最珍贵的抚慰；上课专心听讲是对老师辛勤劳动的尊重；在食堂就餐后，把椅子、餐具放好是对食堂师傅的尊重……如果你不尊重别人，有什么资格指望别人来尊重你呢
