需要一篇不超过3分钟的英语演讲稿，要幽默有趣，中英对照
“天助自助者”heaven helps the one who help himselfToday,I am going to put our focus on the statement Heaven helps the one who help himself. I don't know what you would think of this statement once you hear that.But just let me share with you my point of view.In my opinion,chances will only be given to those who treasure every opportunity around them.In order to help yourself,you have to treasure yourself,you have to have faith in yourself in the first place.You have to say I can do it to yourself.Once you believe that you can overcome the difficulties,you will get driven and easily realize the help or chances sent by God to you.Ultimately,you will get the job done and become successful.However,if you don't even help yourself,you have low self-esteem,you lack confidence,you lose faith of yourself,you don't believe that you could make it,for sure,God is not going to help you as you don't even treasure yourself.You don't even realize your own value.Even if there're chances,you will never know how to take it wisely.Maybe you would say,not everyone in the world know how to help oneself.But I don’t agree with this claim.It has nothing to do with your intelligence,it is simply a decision.If you decide to help yourself,you would.If you want to help yourself to increase your confidence,you could join the leadership training courses,you could try to find out your strengths and merits (I believe everyone have them) instead of merely sitting there and do nothing,meaning not helping yourself.Those who have self-confidence would probably get the job done more easily than those who lack it.This is God’s plan.Therefore,it is all about what attitude you have.When you don't help yourself,all the help given by God would just be wastage.Once you help yourself,God will do the rest for you.In a nutshell,those who help themselves will see the help from God,those who don’t,won’t see it.Thank you.
英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
”
三分钟的英语演讲稿，无主题，幽默点最好。
Students, Hello everybody! My name is （）, （） years old. Enjoy learning English and enjoy reading about the kind of book in English, but learning English is not my best subject. I often do some exercise, I was free. My eyes are not large, and my hair is short.today i am going to hold a topic about the animalspersonally，i am very like animals，beacause i think all the creatures are our friend。
i like lion ，leopard ，tiger，wolf，dog and so on。
i like them especially when they running free，i felt so cool when they running。
Lion is my favourite animal ，cause they are strength，powerful and brave ，but quite cute some time。
i dont like snake，i feel afraid and sick of them，indeed ，i thought them is very fearful。
anyway ，i do hope people dont hurt any kinds of animal and be remember ：animal is our friend。
we should protect them and take care of them。
My lecture finished, thank you!同学们，大家好
我的名字是（），（）岁。
享受学习英语，享受英语书读的那种，但学英语不是我最好的科目。
我常常做一些运动，我是自由的。
我的眼睛不是很大，我的头发是短的。
今天我要把有关动物的话题就我个人而言，我非常喜欢动物，因为我认为动物们都是我们的朋友。
我喜欢狮子，豹子，老虎，狼，狗等等。
我喜欢他们，特别是当他们自由的奔跑，我觉得很酷的当他们运行。
狮子是我最喜欢的动物，因为他们的力量，强大和勇敢，但很可爱的一段时间。
我喜欢蛇，我的确感到害怕和厌恶他们，，我认为他们是很可怕的。
无论如何，我希望人们也伤害任何一种动物，记住：动物是我们的朋友。
我们应该保护他们，照顾他们。
我的演讲完毕，谢谢
三分钟幽默演讲稿英语
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的 牙科医生：起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔我得收二十五美元 母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
幽默又有意义的200词英文演讲稿带翻译
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, We went to meet the sages in dreamland. 有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。
当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。
”What did they say? demanded the teacher. “他们说什么了
”老师问到。
We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。
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励志又幽默的英语演讲稿5分钟,带录音
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
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