求一段规范的地方导游词。
Rudong herding industry limited company is located in Rudong County such as modern agriculture industry zone HongQiao juegangzhen village, by the owners of the village Du Changquan return venture capital invested 2 million Yuan to set up. In 2011, the company was issued by the Ministry of agriculture, national ecological health of livestock and poultry farming demonstration.The company covers an area of 2 hectares, has built 5200 square meters standard breeding poultry house, raising broiler 280000. The company innovation the Internet of things technology applied in aquaculture, the poultry house intelligent management control system, based on the temperature, humidity, birdhouse of harmful gas concentration data real-time monitoring and analysis, multiple terminal ( computer, mobile phone ) automatic control feeding, ventilation, humidity, wet curtain cooling equipment, make aquaculture environment always in the best state, effectively shortening the broiler feeding cycle, raise the utilization rate of feed, feed gain ratio and reduce mortality, improve the whole chicken breeding level and content of science and technology. According to statistics, using this technology, can shorten the cycle of 3~7 days of broiler breeding, broiler survival rate of 92% to 98%, 30% to reduce artificial usage. The company subsidiary buildings, roads, afforestation, water, disinfection, disinfection, disinfection pool pumps complete hardware facilities, breed excrement ( each 10000 broiler breeding output of 16 tons of debris ) all the harmless treatment, reduces the impact on the surrounding environment. The company was also through the establishment of professional farmers cooperatives play a demonstration, drive action, the effective promotion of the surrounding area of small scale farmers ecological health level of culture, make breed benefit.
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