中国的蜗牛的谚语是什么
蜗牛赛跑，慢慢来；蜗牛赴宴会，不速之客；谚语是熟语的一种。
是流传于民间的比较简练而且言简意赅的话语。
多数反映了劳动人民的生活实践经验，而且一般都是经过口头传下来的。
它多是口语形式的通俗易懂的短句或韵语。
和谚语相似但又不同的有成语、歇后语、俗语、警语等。
俞敏洪经典名言
1．女人如果因为觉得一个男生帅就跟嫁给他，这是好色；男生因为女生漂亮而娶她，是审美。
2.为什么你不要自傲和自卑
你可以说自己是最好的，但不能说自己是全校最好的、全北京最好的、全国最好的、全世界最好的，所以你不必自傲；同样，你可以说自己是班级最差的，但你能证明自己是全校最差的吗
能证明自己是全国最差的吗
所以不必自卑。
3.年纪大了，人们看重不再是外表，不是你帅不帅，而是看你的内心的魅力：你的气魄、气概。
4.这个世界上有很多天才，天才是用来欣赏的，不是用来攀比的。
5.你说我是猪，不对，其实我连猪都不如。
很多人失去了快乐，是因为他太敏感了。
别人一句话、一个评论就使自己生气一个月。
这时非常无聊的。
严重了就成了马家爵，因为别人不请自己吃饭就郁闷地要杀人。
6.要每天多努力一些，比别人多努力一个小时。
7.使这个世界灿烂的不是阳光，而是女生的微笑。
8. 要引人敬意，就要研究一个非常专业的领域，在那个领域中，你是最顶尖的，至少是中国钱10名，这样无论任何时候你都有话说，有事情可作。
我俞敏洪原来想成为中国研究英语的前100名，但后来发现根本不可能。
所以我就背单词，用1年的时间背诵了一本英文词典，成为中国单词专家，现在我出版的红宝书系列：从初中到GRE词汇有十几本，年销量100万册，稿费比我正式工作都高的多。
9.大学生应该做的事情是： （1）专业方面，成为中国前100名； （2）人文方面，读500本书。
（3）英语。
10.如果你要引人注目，就要使得自己成为一棵树，傲立于大地之间；而不是做一颗草，你见过谁踩了一棵草，还抱歉地对草说：对不起
11．学英语好比学鸟叫，你在树林里学鸟叫，当有四只鸟落在你肩上时，说明你过了英语四级，当有六只鸟落在你肩上时，说明你过了英语六级，当有许多鸟落在你肩上，说明你成了鸟人。
12．女人的温柔和男人的成就是成正比的。
13、俞敏洪在《赢在中国》点评语录 蜗牛的壳是自己加上的。
既靠天，也靠地，还靠自己。
心平气和地接受失败。
做人要大方、大气，不放弃
世界上没有绝对的公平，公平只在一个点上。
心中平，世界才会平。
学会给别人机会。
名次和荣誉，就像天上的云，不能躺进去，躺进去就跌下来了。
名次和荣誉其实是道美丽的风景，只能欣赏。
只要出于同情心和面子做的事，几乎都会失败。
每条河流都有一个梦想：奔向大海。
长江、黄河都奔向了大海，方式不一样。
长江劈山开路，黄河迂回曲折，轨迹不一样。
但都有一种水的精神。
水在奔流的过程中，如果沉淀于泥沙，就永远见不到阳光了。
14、俞敏洪：人要像树一样活着 于《赢在中国》第三赛季36进12现场演讲 人的生活方式有两种， 第一种方式是像草一样活着， 你尽管活着，每年还在成长， 但是你毕竟是一棵草， 你吸收雨露阳光， 但是长不大。
人们可以踩过你， 但是人们不会因为你的痛苦，而他产生痛苦； 人们不会因为你被踩了，而来怜悯你， 因为人们本身就没有看到你。
所以我们每一个人， 都应该像树一样的成长， 即使我们现在什么都不是， 但是只要你有树的种子， 即使你被踩到泥土中间， 你依然能够吸收泥土的养分， 自己成长起来。
当你长成参天大树以后， 遥远的地方，人们就能看到你； 走近你，你能给人一片绿色。
活着是美丽的风景， 死了依然是栋梁之才， 活着死了都有用。
这就是我们每一个同学做人的标准和成长的标准。
via 更新：俞敏洪老师在这个经济危机的关头，又来给我们将那些励志、成功的故事啦~ 新东方教育科技集团董事长兼总裁俞敏洪做客CCTV2《我们》栏目时，与现场嘉宾及观众围绕大学生就业问题进行了深入的交流。
内容涉及大学学习生活、未来职业规划和人生奋斗等诸多社会的焦点。
通过俞敏洪老师充满睿智的言语，生动再现了“智者”俞敏洪与“师者 ”俞敏洪的形象与风采。
英语作文常用名言警句
奋斗 1.Failure is the mother of success. 失败乃成功之母 2.Drops of water outwear the stone. 水滴石穿 3.Where there is a will, there is a way \\\/ Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. 有志者事竟成 4.Genius only means hard-working all one’s life. 天意味着终身不懈的努力 5.No pain, no gain. 不获 6.Diligence is the mother of success. 勤奋是成功之母 7.You have to believe in yourself.That’s the secret of success.相信自这是成功的秘诀 8.All things are difficult before they are easy. 万事开头难 9.God shuts one door but he opens another. 天无绝人之路。
10.If a thing is worth doing, it’s worth doing well. 凡值得做的事情都值得做好 11.Patient men win the day. 有耐心的人最终将会成功 12.A road of a thousand miles begins with one step. 千里之行始于足下 13.He who risks nothing, gains nothing. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子 14.If there were no clouds, we should not enjoy the sun. 吃得苦中苦，方为人上人 15.No sweet without sweat. 苦尽才能甘来 16.Water dropping day by day wears the hardest rock away. 水滴石穿 17.Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才 18.Confidence in yourself is the first step on the road to success.自信是走向成功的第一步 19. Never say die. 永不言败 20. Rome is not built in a day. 冰冻三尺非一日之寒 21. Success belongs to the persevering. 坚持就是胜利 22.Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent of perspiration.天才是百分之一的灵感加上百分之九十九的汗水 23.There are only two creatures, who can surmount the pyramids—the eagle and the snail.能够翻越金字塔的生物只有两种，一是雄鹰，一是蜗牛（毅力和天才在结果上有时候是相等的）求知篇 1.Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量 2.Live and learn. 活到老，学到老 3.The more you know, the more you find you don’t know. 知之愈多，便觉知之愈少 4.Never teach a fish to swim. 切勿班门弄斧 5.Never too old to learn; never too late to turn. 学习不厌老，改过不嫌迟 6.Better sense is the head than cents in the pocket. 口袋里有钱不如头脑里有知识 7. The greatest artist was once a beginner. 最伟大的艺术家也曾是个初学者 8.It’s never too late to learn. 活到老，学到老 9.A good book is a good friend. 好书如同挚友 10. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只会学习不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻 11. A young idler, and old beggar. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲 12. By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it.读书使人充实，交谈使人精明 13. Experience must be bought. 吃一堑，长一智 14. There is no royal road to learning. 学问无捷径15. Imagination is more important than knowledge. 想象力比知识更重要 16. The empty vessels make the greatest sound. 满瓶不响，半瓶咣当 17. If you don’t learn to think when you are young, you may never learn.如果你年轻的时候没有学会思考，那么就永远学不会思考 18.There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.最有益的是知识，最有害的是无知 友谊篇 1.A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难见真交 2.The only way to have a friend is to be one. 交友的唯一办法就是自己够朋友 3.Everything is good when new, but friend when old. 东西都是新的好，朋友还是老的亲 4.Friends agree best at a distance. 朋友之间保持一定距离最好 5.Welcome is the best dish. 诚心欢迎，胜过盛宴款待 6.A friend without faults will never be found. 没有十全十美的朋友 7.Birds of a feather flock together. 物以类聚，人以群分 8.Unity is strength. 团结就是力量 9.Many hands make light work. 众人拾柴火焰高 10. All the splendor in the world is not worth a good friend.人世间所有的荣华富贵都比不上身旁有一位好友 11. If you wish another to keep your secret first keep it to yourself.要让别人保守自己的秘密，首先得自己保密 健康篇 1.Good health is above wealth. 健康比财富更重要 2.Health is better than wealth. 家有万贯钱，不如身体健 3.An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 每天一苹果，医生别烦我 4.A close mouth catches no flies. 病从口出，祸从口入 5.A sound mind is in a sound body. 健康的心理寓于健康的身体。
6.A light heart lives long. 豁达者长寿 7.The first wealth is health. 健康是人生的第一财富 8.Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.早睡早起会使人健康、富有和聪明 惜时篇 1.Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.今日事，今日毕 2.Opportunity knocks at the door but once. 机不可失，失不再来 3.Time and tide waits for no man. 岁月不待人 4.Fools look to tomorrow, and wise men use tonight. 愚人指望明天，智者利用今晚 5.Time is money; time is life. 时间就是金钱，时间就是生命 6.Early birds catch the worms. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 7.Busiest men find the most time. 最忙碌的人找得出最多的时间 8.All time is no time when it is past. 光阴一去不复返 9.An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. 一日之计在于晨 10. Christmas comes but once a year. 佳节良辰，机会难得 11. Every day is not Sunday. 好景不常在，好花不常开 12. Better early than late. 宁早勿迟 13. Time fleets away without delay. 光阴似箭，一去不返 14. One can’t put back the clock. 时钟不能倒转 15. Tomorrow never comes. 我生待明日，万事成蹉跎 16. To save time is to lengthen life. 节约时间就是延长生命 17. To choose time is to save time. 合理安排时间就是节约时间 18. The more we do, the more we can do; the busier we are, the more leisure we have.事越做越会做，人越忙越有空 哲理篇 1.Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩 2.All that glitters is not gold. 发光的不一定是金子 3.Better late than never. 迟到总比不做好 4.Bitter pills may have good effects. 良药苦口利于病 5.Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. 不要孤注一掷 6.Haste makes waste.\\\/ Don’t try to run before you can walk. 欲速则不达 7.Said is easier than done. 说来容易做起来难 8.Experience is the best teacher. 经验是最好的老师 9.He who laughs last laughs best. 谁笑到最后，谁笑的最好 10. Honesty is the best policy. 诚实总是上策 11. Look before you leap. 三思而后行 12. Love me, love my dog. 爱屋及乌 13. One man’s meat may be another man’s poison. 兴趣爱好因人而异 14. Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧 15. Pride goes before a fall. 骄者必败 16. Seeing is believing 眼见为实 17. Silence is golden. 沉默是金 18. What is done by night appears by day. 若要人不知，除非己莫为 19. Strike while the iron is hot. 趁热打铁 20. Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. 做最好的打算，做最坏的准备 21. Doing everything is doing nothing. 事事都做，一事无成 22. Beauty lies in lover’s eyes. 情人眼里出西施 23. A clean hand wants no washing. 身正不怕影子斜 24. Cut the coat according to the cloth. 量布裁衣 25. When in Rome , do as Romans do 入乡随俗 26. East or west, home is best. 在家千日好，出门时时难 27. Enough is as good as a feast. 知足常乐 28. Every man has his faults. 人孰能无过 29. Great minds think alike. 英雄所见略同 31. No news is good news. 没有消息就是好消息 32. Every coin has two sides. 凡事都有利弊 33. Every man has his taste. 人各有所好 34. The spectator sees most clearly. 旁观者清 35. Unpleasant advice is a good medicine. 忠言逆耳利于行 36. Never judge from appearances. 人不可貌相 37. A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林 38. You cannot burn the candle at both ends. 蜡烛不能两头点，精力不可太分散 39. No man can do two things at once. 一心不可二用 40. A miss is as good as a mile. 失之毫厘，谬以千里 41. A stitch in time saves nine. 未雨绸缪 42. Well begun is half done. 良好的开端是成功的一半 43. Pride goes before, and shame comes after. 骄傲使人落后 30. Justice has long arms. 天网恢恢，疏而不漏
超经典外国名言有翻译
名言警句：The darkest hour is that before the dawn. 黎明前的时分是最黑暗的。
—— Fuller 富勒 The longest day has an end. 最难过的日子也有尽头。
—— Howell 贺韦尔 Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. 生活而无目标，犹如航海之无指南针。
—— J. Ruskin 鲁斯金 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 手中的一只鸟胜于林中的两只鸟。
—— Heywood 希伍德 One swallow does not make a summer. 一燕不成夏。
—— Taverner 泰维纳A man may lead a horse to the water, but he cannot make it drink. 一个人可以把马带到河边，但他不能令它饮水。
—— Heywood 希伍德One cannot eat one’s cake and have it. 一个人不能把他的糕饼吃掉之后还留在手上。
—— Davies 戴维斯Time is money. 时间就是金钱。
—— Benjamin Franklin富兰克林Time and tide wait for no man. 时间不等人。
—— Scott 斯科特 All for one, one for all. 人人为我，我为人人。
—— [法] Dumas pére大仲马 Other men live to eat, while I eat to live. 别人为食而生存，我为生存而食。
—— Socrates 苏格拉底 Easy come, easy go. 易得者亦易失。
—— Hazlitt赫斯特Histories make men wise; poems witty; the mathematics subtle; natural philosophy deep; moral grave; logic and rhetoric able to contend. (Francis Bacon , British philosopher ) 历史使人明智；诗词使人灵秀；数学使人周密；自然哲学使人深刻；伦理使人庄重；逻辑修辞学使人善辨。
( 英国哲学家 培根. F.) The time of life is short; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long. (William Shakespeare, British dramatist ) 人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。
(英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.) We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. (Franklin Roosevelt , American president ) 我们不能总是为我们的青年造就美好未来，但我们能够为未来造就我们的青年一代。
(美国总统 罗斯福. F.) Love rules his kingdom without a sword. 爱，统治了他的王国，不用一枝利剑。
—— Herbert 赫伯特We soon believe what we desire. 我们欲望中的东西，我们很快就信以为真。
—— Chaucer乔叟As many languages as he has ，as many friends， as many arts and trades ，so many times is he a man． Emerson ，Culture，The Conduct of Life竭尽全力掌握各种语言，结交各式朋友，精通各类技艺及行业，如此努力方能成为一个完整的人。
爱默生：《处世之道·论文化》 In a world as empirical as ours ，a youngster who does not know what he Is good at will not be sure what he is good for． Edgar Friedenberg ，The Vanishing Adolescent 在我们这个经验的世界里，一个不懂得自己精通什么的青年不会确切地知道他的价值所在。
埃德加·弗里登伯格：《消失的青少年》经典美文：YouthSamuel Ullman Youth is not a time of life; it is a state of mind; it is not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees; it is a matter of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions; it is the freshness of the deep springs of life. Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20. Nobody grows old merely by a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Worry, fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust. Whether 60 or 16, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder,the unfailing childlike appetite for what’s next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the Infinite, so long as you are young. When the aerials are down, and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old, even at 20, but as long as your aerials are up, to catch waves of optimism, there is hope you may die young at 80.青春 塞缪尔·厄尔曼 人生匆匆，青春不是易逝的一段。
青春应是一种永恒的心态。
满脸红光，嘴唇红润，腿脚灵活，这些都不是青春的全部。
真正的青春啊，它是一种坚强的意志，是一种想象力的高品位，是感情充沛饱满，是生命之泉的清澈常新。
青春意味着勇敢战胜怯懦，青春意味着进取战胜安逸，年月的轮回就一定导致衰老吗
要知道呵，老态龙钟是因为放弃了对真理的追求。
无情岁月的流逝，留下了深深的皱纹，而热忱的丧失，会在深处打下烙印。
焦虑、恐惧、自卑，终会使心情沮丧，意志消亡。
60也罢，16也罢，每个人的心田都应保持着不泯的意志，去探索新鲜的事物，去追求人生乐趣。
我们的心中都应有座无线电台，只要不断地接受来自人类和上帝的美感、希望、勇气和力量，我们就会永葆青春。
倘若你收起天线，使自己的心灵蒙上玩世不恭的霜雪和悲观厌世的冰凌，即使你年方20，你已垂垂老矣；倘若你已经80高龄，临于辞世，若竖起天线去收听乐观进取的电波，你仍会青春焕发。
请各位学哥学姐给点资料：英语的笑话，名言……请带上中文意思
小妹真诚感谢
英语笑话（一有个人刚学外语，在街上走，不小心踩了一个老外，那人急忙说I'm sorry.”老外也礼貌的说了句：“I'm sorry too.”那人一听，急忙说了句：“I'm sorry three.”老外一听傻了，问：“What are you sorry for?”那人无奈的说：“I'm sorry five.” 一留学生在美国考驾照，前方路标提示左转，他不是很确定，问考官： “turn left?” 考官：“right。
” 于是……挂了.. Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很有意思吧
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米\\\/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
你说呢
Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀
因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢
最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。
虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。
干什么的
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot? Well, gosh, was the reply, You're not coming empty-hangded, are you? 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。
他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。
门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。
” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢
” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。
天哪，你总不会空着手来吧
”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for Kid A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,Get the kid. 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。
如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。
因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。
每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。
” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield. My husband looked up and said, Mom's here? 哪一位女人
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。
当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。
” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了
” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs. 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。
” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。
第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。
第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。
” 英语笑话（十）One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult. Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. At this point, one passenger became furious. For Pete's sake, he shouted, If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night! 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。
但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。
只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。
” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦
我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。
但请你们相信好了。
只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。
” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。
” 回答者：lovemydream - 高级经理 七级 7-5 10:08 提问者对于答案的评价： 嘻嘻 评价已经被关闭 目前有 8 个人评价 好 50% （4） 不好 50% （4） 对最佳答案的评论 GOOD! 评论者： YABNV - 魔法学徒 一级 其他回答共 2 条 Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理 A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank? A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings? 逻辑推理 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。
她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。
于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。
他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。
谁能告诉我这是为什么
” 一个女生举手答道，“是不是去取他的存款
” [注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外，还有“河岸”的意思。
Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife
你停止打你老婆了吗? This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘yes’or‘no，’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point
” “But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no，’”mildly responded the witness． “There are not
” snapped the lawyer． “Oh，” said the witness，“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife
” 这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师，他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。
有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释。
“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’，”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论。
” “可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答。
”这位证人温和地回敬他。
“不存在这样的问题
”律师厉声打断他。
“噢，”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗
” Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。
谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安
老师发问道。
把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。
小女孩回答道。
昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打” Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys
体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗
Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night. 尼克：见过，老师，经常见。
就在昨天夜里我还见过呢
Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it. 老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。
Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, Domestic shame should not be published.” 尼克：啊，对不起，老师。
我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。
”英语名言：Where there is a will, there is a way. 有志者，事竟成。
Well begun is half done. 好的开端是成功的一半。
East, west, home is best. 金窝、银窝，不如自己的草窝。
There is no royal road to learning. 学无坦途。
Look before you leap. First think, then act. 三思而后行。
It is never too late to mend. 亡羊补牢，犹为未晚。
Light come, light go. 来得容易，去得快。
Time is money. 时间就是金钱。
A friend in need is a friend indeed. 患难见真交。
Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望，造就伟大的人物。
After a storm comes a calm. 雨过天晴。
All roads lead to Rome. 条条大路通罗马。
Art is long, but life is short. 人生有限，学问无涯。
Stick to it, and you‘ll succeed. 只要人有恒，万事都能成。
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. 早睡早起，富裕、聪明、身体好。
A good medicine tastes bitter. 良药苦口。
It is good to learn at another man‘s cost. 前车之鉴。
Keeping is harder than winning. 创业不易，守业更难。
Let‘s cross the bridge when we come to it. 船到桥头自然直。
More haste, less speed. 欲速则不达。
No pains, no gains. 不劳则无获。
Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要肯登攀。
Where there is life, there is hope. 生命不息，希望常在。
An idle youth, a needy age. 少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
We must not lie down, and cry, God help us. 求神不如求己。
A plant may produce new flowers; man is young but once. 花有重开日，人无再少年。
God helps those who help themselves. 自助者，天助之。
What may be done at any time will be done at no time. 明日待明日，明日不再来。
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 只工作，不玩耍，聪明孩子也变傻。
Diligence is the mother of success. 勤奋是成功之母。
Truth is the daughter of time. 时间见真理。
Take care of the pence, and the pounds will take care of themselves. 积少自然成多。
No man is wise at all times. 智者千虑，必有一失。
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 今天能做的事绝不要拖到明天。
Live and learn. 活到老，学到老。
Kill two birds with one stone. 一石双鸟。
It never rains but it pours. 祸不单行。
In doing we learn. 经一事，长一智。
Easier said than done. 说起来容易做起来难。
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 一分预防胜似十分治疗。
Industry is fortune‘s right hand, and frugality her left. 勤勉是幸运的右手，节约是幸运的左手。
Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. 天才一分来自灵感，九十九分来自勤奋。
He who laughs last laughs best. 谁笑在最后，谁笑得最好。
He who pays the piper, calls the tune. 谁负担费用，谁加以控制。
He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything. 身体健壮就有希望，有了希望就有了一切。
No man is born wise or learned. 人非生而知之。
Action speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。
Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue. 勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂。
United we stand, divided we fall. 合即立，分即垮。
There is no smoke without fire. 无风不起浪。
Many hands make light work. 人多好办事。
Reading makes a full man. 读书长见识。
The best horse needs breeding, and the aptest child needs teaching. 最好的马要驯，最伶俐的孩子要教。
Learn young, learn fair. 学习趁年轻，学就要学好。
Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand. 胸中有知识，胜于手中有金钱。
Once bitten, twice shy. 一次被咬，下次胆小。
Sound in body, sound in mind. 有健全的身体才有健全的精神。
Seeing is believing. 百闻不如一见。
Dogs wave their tails not so much in, love to you as your bread. 狗摇尾巴，爱的是你的面包。
Money is a good servant but a bad master. 要做金钱的主人，莫作金钱的奴隶。
It‘s hard sailing when there is no wind. 无风难驶船。
The path to glory is always rugged. 通向光荣的道路常常是崎岖的。
Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. 没有目标的生活如同没有罗盘的航行。
Quality matters more than quantity. 质重于量。
The on-looker sees most of the game. 旁观者清。
Wisdom is a good purchase though we pay dear for it . 为了求知识，代价虽高也值得。
Joys shared with others are more enjoyed. 与众同乐，其乐更乐。
Happiness takes no account of time. 欢乐不觉日子长。
Time and tide waits for no man. 岁月不等人。
If you want knowledge, you must toil for it. 若要求知，必须刻苦。
Learn to walk before you run. 循序渐进。
Knowing something of everything, and everything of something. 通百艺而专一长。
From words to deeds is a great space. 言行之间，大有距离。
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. 技能和信心是无敌的军队。
Habit is a second nature. 习惯成自然。
Lifeless, faultless. 只有死人才不会犯错误。
A book is the same today as it always was and it will never change. 好书千载常如新。
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen. 读书如择友，宜少且宜精。
A book that remains shut is but a block. 书本不常翻，犹如一块砖。
It‘s not the gay coat that makes the gentleman. 君子在德不在衣。
Two heads are better than one. 三个臭皮匠顶个诸葛亮。
Birth is much, but breeding is more. 出身重要，教养更重要。
Nothing is impossible to a willing mind. 世上无难事，只怕有心人。
You can‘t make something out of nothing. 巧妇难为无米之炊。
Nothing venture, nothing have. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
Nothing for nothing. 不费力气，一无所得。
Of nothing comes nothing. 无中不能生有。
He who makes no mistakes makes nothing. 不犯错误者一事无成。
Better say nothing than nothing to the purpose. 话不中肯，不如不说。
Nothing succeeds like success. 一事如意，万事顺利。
Nothing stake, nothing draw. 不顶千里浪，哪来万斤鱼。
Nothing is as good as it seems beforehand. 期待比现实更美好。
Nothing is given so freely as advice. 劝人最容易。
Nothing is so certain as the unexpected. 天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福。
Nothing seek, nothing find. 无所求则无所获。
A little of every thing is nothing in the main. 每事浅尝辄止，事事都告无成。
A great ship asks deep waters. 大船要走深水。
（蛟龙要在海中游。
） The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman. 节食博士、精心博士、快乐博士，三人都是最好的医生。
He that once deceives is ever suspected. 骗人一次，受疑一世。
Empty wagons rattle loudest. 空车响声大。
Nothing so bad but might be a blessing. 塞翁失马，焉知非福。
英语名人名言并有翻译
All time is no time when it is past.光阴一去不复返。
A lazy youth, a lousy age.少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲。
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare 宁为聪明的愚夫，不作愚蠢的才子。
－莎士比亚 A light heart lives long . 豁达者长寿。
Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect . 不要只因一次失败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。
In delay there lies no plenty , Then come kiss me , sweet and twenty , Youth’s a stuff that will not endure . 迁延蹉跎，来日无多，二十丽姝，请来吻我，衰草枯杨，青春易过。
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long . 人生苦短，若虚度年华，则短暂的人生就太长了。
Don’t gild the lily. 不要给百合花镀金\\\/画蛇添足The empty vessels make the greatest sound . 满瓶不响，半瓶咣当。
The course of true love never did run smooth. 真诚的爱情之路永不会是平坦的。
