于永正教女儿如何当好一个新教师
1、楚门的世界 Truman: Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Truman:假如再也见不到你,就祝你下午好，好，晚安
Sylvia: Look at what you've done to him! Sylvia: 看看你都对他作了什么
Christof: I have given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in, is the sick place. Christof:我给了Truman过正常生活的机会。
而你所生活的世界，是一个病态的世界。
Network Executive: For God's sake, Chris! The whole world is watching. We can't let him die in front of a live audience! Network Executive: 看在上帝的份上，Chris!全世界都看着呢。
我们不能让他当众死亡! Christof: He was born in front of a live audience. Christof:但他当众出生. Truman Burbank: Was nothing real? Truman:一切都是假的? Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch... Christof:你是真的，大家都爱看你…… 2.大话王 Max Reede: My dad? He's... a liar. Max:我爸爸
他是个……骗子。
Teacher: A liar? I'm sure you don't mean a liar. 老师：骗子
我肯定你不是这个意思。
Max Reede: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge. Max：他穿着西装去法庭，并且跟法官说话。
Teacher: Oh, you mean he's a lawyer. 老师：哦，你是说他是个律师。
------------------------------------------------------------------ Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside. Max:老师说美是内在的。
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say. Fletcher: 只有那些长得丑的人才这么说。
Jerry: I love you! Jerry:我爱你
Audrey: Thank you. Audrey:谢谢。
Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for... Jerry:那不是我想要的答案…… Audrey: Thank you very much? Audrey:非常感谢
3.飞机神探头： Melissa：You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave. 梅利莎：你懂什么
我不想和你说话，请你离开。
Ace Ventura：Why? So you can beat him? 艾斯：为什么
这样你就能揍他了
Ace Ventura：Fatty. 艾斯：真肥。
Melissa：You're unbelievable. Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 梅利莎：你让人难以置信，雇用你是我犯过的最大错误。
Riddle：How in the hell do you loose a five hundred pound fish? 瑞多：你究竟是怎么把一条500磅重的鱼弄丢的
Melissa：I'm sorry sir, I was just going to say, that it's not a fish, it's a mammal. 梅利莎：对不起先生，我只是想说，它不是条鱼，它是哺乳动物。
Riddle：Thank you, miss Jacques Cousteau. 瑞多：谢谢你，雅克·库斯多（著名海洋学家）小姐。
冯巩小品中经典的台词
冯巩牛莉小品 《夫妻日记》 有才华的嫌长得丑;长的帅的又挣钱少;挣钱多的不顾家;太顾家的没出息;有出息的不浪漫;会浪漫的靠不住;靠得住的就窝囊。
你究竟打算怎么着~~~~~~~~
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但随着岁月的魔法，她们由“妞妞”变为“娜娜”、由“妮妮”变化为“婷婷”。
生命的成长过程令人感动、吃惊。
此诗写给所有的从丑小鸭到白天鹅的妞妞们。
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