史努比经典名言
薄荷·派蒂：（对老师）：为什么我知道答案时，你总不叫我回答，我不会答时，你却偏偏叫我答
Why is it you never callon me when I know the answer ,but you always call on me when I don\\\\'t? 莱纳斯：预言家在自己的国家及家庭里总是不受尊重。
A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house. 查理·布朗：生活的秘密就是拥有一辆车子和一座湖……如果阳光普照，我就可以开车去兜风，如果天下雨，那也用不着伤心，我可以说“没关系，雨水会注满我的糊
”如果湖干了，我还可以说：“不要紧，这天气正适合开车兜风…” The secret of living is to own a convertible and a lake……If the sun is shining, you can ride around in your convertible and be happy……If it starts to rain,it won\\\\'t spoil your day because you can just say,Oh\\\\'well\\\\'the rain will fill up my lake!If your lake id drying up, you can say,Oh,well,this is nice weather for riding in a convertible… 薄荷·派蒂：人生好比手镯……手镯上面镶着珠宝，就仿佛不时发生在我们生活里的闪光时刻……” Life is like a bracelet……it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then… 史努比：笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you don\\\\'t kill yourself. 莱纳斯：人生的秘密就在于要走对房间
The secret of life is to be in the right room
查理·布朗：伟大的真理比我想象的还简单。
Great truths are even more simple than I thought they were… 史努比：有时候当狗还真难…… Sometimes it\\\\'s very diffcule being a dog… 史努比：我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
I didn\\\\'t think I wad ever going to get a sensible question. 查理·布朗：我的身体和头脑都看对方不顺眼
My mind and my body hate each other! 露茜：如何过日子是一件非常重要的事…… How you spend your time is very important… 查理·布朗：（指史努比）这狗唯一会被称赞的时候就是它什么也不做的时候
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen\\\\'t do anything! 史努比：眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦
Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it\\\\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble! 史努比：实在不值得 去听那种贬低我价值的话
It\\\\'s not worth it to know you\\\\'re not worth it! 史努比：别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
Don\\\\'t feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\\\\'t know who they are or what they are. 玛茜：暗流又卷走了一个读书人。
Another scholar causht in the undertow. 史努比：有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵…… Some laughts are woryj more than other… 史努比：当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你…… That\\\\'s the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything… 史努比：生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance. 史努比：如果我现在离开，就拿不到养老金了
If I were to leave now， I\\\\'d lose all mu pension benefits! 史努比：在工作中追求乐趣是好事，但太快乐了会带来危险…… It\\\\'s good to enjoy your work, but it\\\\'s dangerous to enjoy it too much… 转自宝贝儿红mo的空间 史努比：笑对人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.史努比：有时候当狗还真难…… Sometimes it's very diffcule being a dog… 史努比：我大概永远也遇不到任何合理的问题。
I didn't think I wad ever going to get a sensible question. 查理·布朗：（指史努比）这狗唯一会被称赞的时候就是它什么也不做的时候
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen't do anything! 史努比：眼睛会欺骗人，双腿会累死人，但胃却专给人找麻烦
Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble! 史努比：实在不值得去听那种贬低我价值的话
It's not worth it to know you\\\\'re not worth it! 史努比：别难过……世界上有许多人还不知道他们到底是谁或什么。
Don't feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\\\\'t know who they are or what they are. 史努比：有些玩笑的代价比较昂贵…… Some laughts are woryj more than other… 史努比：当狗就是这点不好，别人什么事都不告诉你…… That's the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything… 史努比：生命的秘密就在于远观最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance. 史努比：如果我现在离开，就拿不到养老金了
If I were to leave now， I'd lose all mu pension benefits!
幽默语言,经典口才,搞笑名句
2006十大经典搞笑名句1.骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧。
2.带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。
3.穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧。
4.我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。
5.女人无所谓正派，正派是因为受到的引诱不够。
男人无所谓忠诚，忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低。
6.聪明的女人对付男人，而笨女人对付女人。
7.站的更高尿的更远。
（有点不雅）8.水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
9.大学生最低奋斗目标：农夫（农妇）、山泉、有点田。
10.走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。
关于爱国英文名言
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6) Don‘t waste your time on a man\\\/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。
7) Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
8) Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
10) Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
