有关“清洁”的名人名言有哪些
Always Thirsty I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. That's terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? No, but I am always thirsty! 总感到口渴 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。
” “真是太糟糕了
”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗
” “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。
” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 一个有效的方法 爸爸：，你干嘛喝这么多水呀
：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢
：我忘了洗苹果呀。
A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. just dropped it. 凯特的礼物 凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。
我刚刚把它给摔了。
The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead. I'm still alive. Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you! 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。
他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。
” 医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。
” 听到医生的话，转动着头说：“我没死，。
” 妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。
” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪费还是节约 父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。
难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗
杰克：我知道，爸爸。
可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是
Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他为什么喊 牙医：请你不要再喊了
我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀
Cat Zhualaoshu Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: Sigui, too sudden a…… 猫抓老鼠 一只老鼠被猫追赶，误入花店。
老鼠发现无路可逃，顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器，作顽强抵抗。
猫一时惊呆了，立马低下了头，羞涩地说：“死鬼，太突然了……” Really important foreign language Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一声directed at the cat: bark. Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable! A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: It seems master a foreign language is very important ah! 外语真重要 有一次，一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。
突然，一只猫堵住洞口，张牙舞爪扑来。
老鼠拼命跑，猫就使劲追。
就在山穷水尽时，小老鼠回过头，冲着猫大叫一声：“汪汪”。
猫竟然被吓跑了。
大老鼠夸道：“行啊，还会一手，厉害
”小老鼠一抹汗，感叹说：“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊
” Moss wiping rats Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia? 擦摩丝的老鼠 母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇，她跟踪老公到草丛旁。
一会儿，一只刺猬从洞里钻出来。
母老鼠一把拽住刺猬说：“死鬼，还说没外遇
擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀
” Rats to the toilet Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: You do not Picking out? To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: Picking out not ah, do you? Rats nervously and said: can not…… Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away! 老鼠上厕所 老鼠去方便，见熊也在，吓得不敢吱声，熊看了老鼠一眼，说：“你掉不掉毛
”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语。
熊又问：“掉不掉毛啊，你
”老鼠战战兢兢地说：“不掉……” 熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱
爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
