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加菲猫结局细思极恐的话收集70句

时间:2020-10-06 08:08

1、今天吃得下的千万别搁到明天。

2、爱情来得快去得也快,只有猪肉卷是永恒的。

3、欧迪,我们去吃冰淇淋吧,不过你得看着我吃。

4、肚子大不可怕,可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。

5、“欧迪在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖,真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样。不,难道我能坐视不管吗?我必须做点什么。”加菲拉上了窗帘。

6、 失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话,他是不会让你失望的。

7、如果你不能击败你的敌人,那么就加入他们。

8、 球状也是身材。

9、我向星星许了个愿。我并不是真的相信它,但是反正也是免费的, 而且也没有证据证明它不灵。

10、睡了美美的一觉,16个小时,我是喜欢睡短觉的。

11、加菲在饭桌旁等着开饭,乔恩却忙着要出门。加菲:嗨,你没有忘记什么重要的事情吗?.......??加菲:要知道,在有些州唤o猫做早饭是重罪。

12、我并不胖。按照我的体重我只是稍微矮了一点。

13、如果你想显得聪明,就要多跟蠢人为伍。

14、我胖我懒——可是我自豪!

15、工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

16、如果早晨晚一点儿来的话,我会喜欢早晨的。

17、每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

18、要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

19、不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

20、懒惰有一点特别招人喜欢,那就是,不用学就会。

21、哦?吃老鼠?如果世界上已经有了意大利面,那还吃老鼠干什么?

22、巧克力的麻烦是:你把它吃了,它就没了。

23、钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

24、要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

25、神决定了谁是你的'亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

26、这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西,比如说意大利面。

27、有人管这叫懒惰,我称其为深思。

28、乔恩:加菲!你不是说你只吃到下午三点吗?现在已经五点了!加菲:是啊,我是说吃到下午三点,可是我没说哪一天啊。

29、乔恩:加菲猫,你猜我给你带什么来了?加菲:不管是什么,只要能吃就行。

30、乔恩在洗澡,加菲在睡觉。加菲:那些一边洗澡一边唱歌的人应该拉到街上去枪毙。

31、加菲猫节食秘诀:

1.不要打算吃不够再来第二轮,第一次就要拿够食物

2.把磅秤的零点调成负5公斤

3.绝对不吃减肥糖

4.不要结交家里开餐厅或糕饼店的女朋友

5.减肥应多吃蔬菜,所以该多吃南瓜派,蔬菜饼干等

6.冷食不宜多吃(但冰淇淋除外)

7.每餐留一点儿,不要统统吃下肚——比方说,冰淇淋圣代上的那颗樱桃)

8.多跟比你胖的人在一起。

32、值得做的事都值得一做再做。

33、你能不能用英语来说中国话?否则什么都别说。

34、从今以后,我将不再贪吃,而只是爱吃而已。

35、我的体重是我自己的事。

36、爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

37、应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

38、努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

39、再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

40、聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

41、(加菲把嘴张得尽可能地大然后用尺子量尺寸)乔恩,我的生日蛋糕要这么大的。

42、乔恩:加菲猫,我不想说你胖,但是你的下巴上的褶快赶上一本字典了。

43、人们为什么喜欢玩具熊呢,这是因为他们的个性,他们不会吃你的东西,不会和你约的女孩跳舞,不会抢你的风头。

44、乔恩:抓住那只老鼠,杀了它。加菲:我是受过教育的猫,才不干那种野蛮的事呢。

45、人们为什么总是希望我们吃老鼠呢?这只老鼠可能是一群孩子的母亲,也可能是老鼠课堂的教师……

46、乔恩:加菲猫,我不想说你胖,但如果你节食的话,两个发展中国家就有足够的粮食了。

47、再没有比一边喝热气腾腾的咖啡,一边看报纸更舒服的事情了。我要是能看懂的话就更好了。

48、乔恩:加菲,你在屋子里的时间太长了。我怎么才能使你对户外感兴趣呢?加菲:可以把他搬到屋子里来,那样就行了。

49、你可以抓我的毛,可以侮辱我的母亲,可以揍我的狗,可以玩我的橡皮老鼠,但是你不许吃我的食物,不许在我的床上睡觉!

50、乔恩:加菲猫,你的烦恼是,你自己认为你是人类。加菲:你说对了!我得想办法克服这种自卑感才行。

51、乔恩:加菲猫,等等,大多数的蜘蛛是无害的。加菲:你说的对,尤其是死了的那一种。

52、乔恩,快带我看兽医!我有失眠的毛病,每过12或者13小时,我就醒了。

欧美经典电影台词对白

一、《Shawshank Redemption肖申克救赎》

1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.

你知道,有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里,它们每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由光辉。

2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours.

那是一种内在东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及,那是你。

3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

希望是一个好东西,也许是最好,好东西是不会消亡。

二、《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》

1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

生命就像一盒巧克力,结果往往出人意料。

2.Stupid is as stupid does.

蠢人做蠢事(傻人有傻福)。

3.Miracles happen every day.

奇迹每天都在发生。

4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.

我和珍妮形影不离。

5.Have you given any thought to your future?

你有没有为将来打算过呢。

6.You just stay away from me please.

求你离开我。

7.If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.

你若遇上麻烦,不要逞强,你就跑,远远跑开。

8.It made me look like a duck in water.

它让我如鱼得水。

9.Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

死亡是生命一部分,是我们注定要做一件事。

10.I was messed up for a long time.

这些年我一塌糊涂。

11.I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze.

我不懂我们是否有着各自命运,还是只是到处随风飘荡。

三、《The Lion King狮子王》

1.Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.

世界上所有生命都在微妙平衡中生存。

2.I laugh in the face of danger.

越危险就越合我心意。

3.I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble.

我只是在必要时候才会勇敢,勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。

4.When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

如果这个世界对你不理不睬,你也可以这样对待它。

5.It's like you are back from the dead.

好像你是死而复生似。

6.You can't change the past.

过去事是不可以改变。

7.Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it.

对,过去是痛楚,但我认为你要么可以逃避,要么可以向它学习。

8.This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?

这是我国土,我不为她而战斗,谁为呢?

9.Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

我为何要相信你?你所说一切都是谎话。

10.I'll make it up to you, I promise.

我会补偿你,我保证。

四、《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》

1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts.

土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲东西,因为它是唯一永恒东西。

2.I wish I could be more like you.

我要像你一样就好了。

3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.

无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远

4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.

我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。

5.Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.

先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。

6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid.

我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。

7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you

哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。

8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer for you than I've waited for any woman.

此句只可意会不可言传。。。。。

9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。

10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me.

现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦世界,一个无我容身之处世界。

11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy.

你把自己幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福东西。

12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day.

家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新一天。

五、《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》

1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.

外表看,我是个教养良好小姐,骨子里,我很反叛.

2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.

我们走运极了.

3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.

如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你心交给我吧.

4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.

读大学目是找一个好丈夫.

5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club.

只要你装得很有钱样子他们就会跟你套近乎。

6.All life is a game of luck.

生活本来就全靠运气。

7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.

我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样结局。

8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.

我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。

9.To make each day count.

要让每一天都有所值。

10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.

我们是女人,我们选择从来就不易。

11.You jump, I jump.

(another touching sentence)

12.Will you give us a chance to live?

能不能给我们留一条生路?

13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away.

上帝擦去他们所有眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣.

六、《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》

1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this.

努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚.

2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life.

你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义决定,但某天你某个决定就能改变你一生.

3.Destiny takes a hand.

命中注定.

4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.

从一个人声音可以知道他是怎样人.

5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.

真爱过人很难再恋爱.

6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40.

你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖杀死都比这容易.

7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.

你是我听过最帅男士.

8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?

为什么留恋一个不爱你人?

9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match.

当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双.

10.Everybody panics before they get married.

每个人婚前都会紧张.

11.Your destiny can be your doom.

命运也许会成为厄运.

12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces.

之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙力量.

13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for.

我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就对象.

14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.

要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我家人,你是我一切.

七、《GARFIELD加菲猫》

1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.

钞票不是万能, 有时还需要信用卡。

2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。

3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你邻居, 不过不要让她老公知道。

5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人背后, 都有两个。

6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久嘛。

7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚? 结婚人很难再聪明起来。

8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关亲戚 。

9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片, 需要大量暗房时间来培养。

10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上意外会生出小孩。

11.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

现在梦想决定着你将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧

12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律在每个上午都醒来。

13.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。

14.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你亲戚, 幸运是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

八、《Be lost迷失》

1.To remember, to let go, and to move on.

铭记,释怀,然后继续前行!

九、《The kite runner追风筝人》

1.For you, thousand times over.

为你,千千万万遍

十、《Fame》

1.There are somethings success is not.

有些事并不代表着成功。

2.It's not fame.It's not money or power.

不是名誉,不是金钱或权利,

3.Success is waking up in the morning,so excited about what you have to do.

成功是清晨醒来,对自己人生充满期待;

4.That you literally fly out the door .It's getting to work with people you love.

让你激动飞出房门,是与你爱人们一同拼搏。

5.Success is connecting with the word and making people feel.

成功是与世界为伴,感染周围人。

6.It's finding a way to bind together people,who have nothing in common but a dream.

是将人们凝聚到一起,一起追逐梦想!

7.It's falling asleep at night knowing you did the best job you could.

是夜晚入眠时问心无愧!

8.Success is joy and freedom and friend sheep.And success is love!

成功是喜悦,自由和友情,成功是爱!

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