在远古时代，人鱼与人类应该和平共处，谁知道，他们越进步就越暴戾，人类是邪恶的。
这个世界上还有什么比金钱更重要的.。
你是我在这个世界上见过的最美丽，最干净的女孩。
四十亿年前，海洋孕育出最早的生命体，再慢慢变成鱼类，再进化成各式各样的生物，所以我们的祖先都是鱼。
这不就是一条咸鱼吗?
你不是人，你是天使。
假如你的生命只剩下最后一分钟，假如地球上连一滴干净的水，一口干净的空气都没有，你最想干嘛。
邓超：我刚才被人鱼绑架!
警察：人鱼是哪位?
邓超：不是哪一位，是一半人一半鱼的美人鱼!
警察：……(画)
邓超：不是左和右，是上和下。
警察：……(画)
邓超：不是，她上面是人，下面是鱼!
警察：……(倒转)
邓超：头呢?
警察：……(画)
邓超：美人鱼啊!电影有没有看，就是那种长头发身材很好那种，半人半鱼的美人鱼，明白吗?
1、你会英语？
2、我仅仅会西班牙语，而且还是C。
3、不是左和右，是上和下。
4、当然，美人鱼会说每一种语言，人类的语言，鱼类的语言，甲壳类动物的语言，还有几种海鸟的语言，你会什么语言？
5、是人在上，鱼在下!
6、头呢?
7、美人鱼啊!电影有没有看，就是那种长头发身材很好那种半人半鱼的那种，明白吗?
8、他们就是不理解我们，有时候你必须离开家里，去寻找你最想要的东西。
9、刚才被美人鱼绑架了我!
10、请问人鱼是哪一位?
11、不是哪一位，是一半人一半鱼的.美人鱼!
12、我说我了解爱，其实并不是如此，但是我知道为什么每个人都如此渴望真爱。
13、为什么？
14、因为这是我们所拥有的最接近神的力量。
15、我想我喜欢和你一起跳舞，胜过用我的双脚所做的其他任何事情。
ANNOUNCER: Well, it's another beautiful day down here in Malibu.
These girls are really throwing it down out there today!
That was awesome! Next up, Team Santa Monica.
Whoa, look at that bottom turn, setting it up.
Down the line, speed drive.
Carves it off the top as it lays down the rail.
There's that air reverse...
Big air!
Whoa, that ripped! A solid 8.5!
Now let's see if Team Malibu can answer.
We have a real treat coming up next.
Our very own queen of the waves, Merliah Summers!
With just a minute left to go, will she find the wave she's waiting for?
Hey, Fallon!
What do you think? Will she?
She will.
No way. Are you crazy?
That wave will slam you.
ANNOUNCER: Whoa! Merliah Summers is totally charging that crazy, rid on culous wave!
You're the queen of the waves!
Go, surfer girl!
She's ready, she's steady She's up on her feet
Dancing on the water to her own kind of beat
She's in it, she's on it She's rocking the skills
Tearing up the current like the girl's got gills
Pop up, lean in Side to side
Lay back, hang ten Go for a ride
Catch that curl Get into the tube
Do the mahi-mahi Make your tailfin move
She's the queen of the waves
Check it out She's spinning that board around
Queen of the waves
No one's gonna take away her crown
ANNOUNCER: Her majesty is dropping in.
Surf's up, bow down She's the queen of the waves
Check it out She's spinning that board around
Queen of the waves
No one's gonna take away her crown
She's the queen of the waves
Check it out She's spinning that board around
Queen of the waves
No one's gonna take away her crown
ANNOUNCER: Whoa! Freak scene on the waves!
Merliah's hair has turned pink!
Mondo bizarro, dudes! Check it out.
What's up with Merliah Summers?
What?
ANNOUNCER: I've gotta get another look at that crazy pink hair!
Whoa, gnarling wipeout! Merliah Summers just got owned!
Looks like she's okay, but that run ends this heat and the meet.
Surfers, come on in!
Let's go get Liah.
Huh?
Yes, I'm talking to you.
It's okay. You can breathe underwater.
This way. Your friends are worried about you.
Wait!
We'll talk later!
Liah! You're okay!
Whoa! Gnarly hair, dude.
Fallon!
What? It's weird!
Cool-weird, but weird.
What happened out there?
I don't know, but it gets weirder.
When I was underwater, I was breathing.
And a dolphin spoke to me.
We actually had a conversation.
Wow! A talking dolphin, breathing underwater and mysterious pink hair.
There is something deep and intense going on here.
Yes, like a deep, intense concussion.
I'm fine. I really just want to go home.
I'll call you later, okay?
Okay, but if you get blurry vision,
have Break take you to the doctor!
Or the zoo!
The zoo?
I love the zoo.
Come in.
Hey!
Heard you ate it today. You all right?
Grandpa, when you used to surf Mavericks, did anything,
I don't know, really weird ever happen to you?
Well, that depends. You mean weird like "Whoa!"
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一个人的时候真难熬
就想扎在人堆儿里不出来
据说嘈杂的声音可以分散注意力
注不注意，伤了的.心就在那里
从前的东西看着看着就想哭了，自己偷偷擦一下
赶上大的通就去卫生间，那里可以用冲水的声音掩盖，
这样别人就听不见了
然后出来，让风吹一会儿
这样眼睛就不红了
在卫生间碰见了许师姐
什么也没说，抱着她哭一通
坐着坐着受不了了
把邓留叫过来
什么也不说，她懂得，抱着她哭一通
哭一哭就好了
冰雁说：就像阴霾过后的大雨，洗一洗就干净了
看见他敲过来的文字：我抄的你给我的木耳
刚收好的心情，又山洪暴发一样
邓留说：别看了
她挡住电脑
我哭得瘫在椅子上
她们两个左右架着我去吃饭，像我是醉酒的人似的
原来姐妹淘是这样子的
当爱情来了的时候，我抛弃了她们
当爱情抛弃了我的时候，她们捡起了我
