比如面向高中，紧扣高考考点，用这些生动实用的幽默句子来阐述语法，记忆单词，即提高了学生的兴趣，使他们愿意学，又印象深刻，同时又培养了学生创新思维能力、乐观的人生态度和幽默地表达方式，肯定会让他们受益一生。面向好学生，用不同的幽默句子来讲解不同的语法现象，让他们学习大量的实用幽默句子；而针对学习一般的学生用尽量少的幽默句子让他们掌握高考语法和单词。当然，任何产品和方法都是在不断的完善提高过程中，我希望对此感兴趣的老师和同学和我联系，我们共同学习，共同进步。下面讲解时间状语从句。
时间状语从句
一、when, while和as
1．When既可引导一个持续动作，也可引导一个短暂动作，可用于主句和从句动作同时发生或从句动作先于主句动作。当主句是将来时，从句的时态用现在时。（when在实际中用得最多）
I told my children when Lincoln was your age he walked twelve
miles to school everyday. But my son said, “That’s nothing. When he was your age, he was president.”
我告诉我的孩子：当林肯你那么大岁数时他每天走12英里去学校，我儿子说，“那没什么，当他你那么大岁数时已经当总统了”。
there’s a side to President Reagan that people don’t know. When he was a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare. Of course, when Reagan was young, Shakespeare hadn’t written all that
里根总统还有一面人们并不知道，年轻时他曾读过莎士比亚全集——当然里根年轻时莎士比亚还没写那么多。
注：讽刺里根读书少，岁数大。
当when引导的时间状语从句为系表结构，而且其主语和主句的主语一致，其标语又是一个名词，就可以以as引导的省略句来代替when引导的从句。如：
As a young man, he read complete works of Shakespeare.
他年轻时读过莎士比亚全集。
When the game is finished, the king and the pawn[卒] go into to the same box.
游戏结束时，国王和士兵进入同一个盒子。
注：人生就象一场游戏，游戏结束时，亿万富翁也好，平头百姓也好都进入一样大小的棺材（或骨灰盒）。Finish为短暂动作，从句动作先于主句动作。
场景再现：在筹集善款的晚会上，可以这么调侃：
How noisy an audience can be when you ask for quiet ____ and how quiet it can be when you ask for money.
（多么令人惊奇啊，）当你要求安静时听众乱烘烘的——当你要钱时全场一片寂静。
2．While引导的动作必须是持续性的，侧重主句动作和从句动作相对比。如：
Plumber（水暖工）: I’m sorry I was late.
Man: While we were waiting for you, I taught my wife how to swim.
水暖工：很抱歉我来晚了。
男人：我们等你的时候，我教我太太学游泳。
3．As引导一个持续动作，多用于主句和从句的动作同时发生。如：
A man ate each night in the same restaurant and at the same table. One night, as he was leaving, he walked up a wall, across the ceiling, down another wall, and out the door.
“That’s odd,” his waiter said. “Usually he says good night.”
一个人每天都在同一家饭馆同一张桌子上吃饭，一天晚上，当他离开时，他走上墙，穿过天花板，从另一面墙走下来，从门出去。
服务员说“真奇怪，他通常说晚安”。
注：服务员对那个男人的天马行空习以为常，但对于他不打招呼就走感觉奇怪。
As I look back, there is only one thing I wish I could have saved for my old age --- the years between twenty and thirty.
我回头看看只有一件东西是我希望为自己的老年保存起来的——20岁到30岁的岁月。
4．When还可以用作并列连词，其意义为“在那时，在这时”，相当于and at this/that time。
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
HEISENBERG驾车外出被交警拦住。警察问，“你知道你开得多快吗”？
HEISENBURG说，“不知道，但我知道我在哪儿”。
Frannie was kneeling down saying his prayers when her four-year-old brother sneaked（鬼鬼祟祟做事） up behind her and pulled her hair.
“Pardon me, God,” said Frannie, “I’ll be right back after I kick Herbie.”
Frannie正跪着祈祷，她四岁的弟弟从后面偷偷摸摸靠近她，揪他的头发。她说，“原谅我，我踢了Herbie后马上回来”。
5．While作为并列连词，意为“而，却”，表示对比。如：
While the chef’s dishes tonight are rather bland(乏味的), his ideas are fresh and
今晚厨师的菜相当寡味，但他的思想却清新诱人。
注：我们去吃饭，谁会关心厨师的思想呢？
Sir, I dont know how to tell this, but your imagination has just taken flight ____ while your facts are still on standby.（备用）
先生，我不知道怎样告诉这点，但你的想象力已经逃跑，你的事实还在袖手旁观。
注：讽刺某人胡编乱造，说话没有根据。
A lie is half way around the world while the truth is just putting his boots on.
真理刚穿上靴子，谎言已经在半路了。
注：人们更爱传播八卦新闻。
6．如果主句表示的是短暂动作，而从句用延续性动词的进行时表示在一段时间内正在进行的动作时，when, while与as可以互换使用。如：
When/While/As I was walking down the street, I came across an old friend of mine.
What animal eats with its tail?
All animals do. No one takes off its tail while/when/as they are eating.
什么动物用尾巴吃东西？（故意理解成：什么动物带着尾巴吃东西？）
所有动物，没有动物吃东西时把尾巴拿下来。
注：With: 用…做；带着
二、as soon as, immediately, directly, instantly, the moment, the minute, the instant, no sooner…than…, hardly/scarcely….when….和once
这些从属连接词引导的从句都表示从句的动作一发生，主句的动作随即就发生，常译为“一…就…”。从句中一般时态代替将来时态。如：
How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the
world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it.
大自然安排的每件事情都多么奇妙啊；孩子一来到这个世上，就发现有个母亲已经准备好了照料它。
解释：学习这种从不同的角度看问题的幽默思维。
As soon as Eve ate the apple of wisdom[智慧], she reached for the fig(无花果) leaf;
when a woman begins to think, her first thought is of a new dress.
夏娃吃完智慧苹果后马上去找无花果的叶子；当女人开始思想时她首先想到的是新衣服。
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
银行家在阳光照耀时借给你伞，开始下雨时又想要回来的人。
解释：银行是用钱生钱，不是慈善机构。如果你是个很好的企业或者人很有资信，他愿意把钱借给你，如果感觉到你快破产了，肯定会想法设法把钱要回来。
Once a woman has given you her heart --- you can never get rid of the rest of her body.
一旦女人把心给了你——你就再也摆脱不了她身体的其余部分了。
注：抓住了心爱的女人的心是幸福的，抓住了你不喜欢的女人的心，算惹上麻烦了。
No sooner…than…, hardly/scarcely….when…
I had hardly got home when it began to rain.
Hardly had I got home when it began to rain.
No sooner had we arrived at the station that the train left.
三、till, until, 和not….until
1．肯定句：主句谓语动词必须是延续性动词，主句、从句都是肯定式，意为“某动作一直延续到某时间点为止”。如：
Son: Remember, Dad, Thomas Edison got bad grades in school, too.
Father: Stay in your room until you invented the light bulb.
儿子：记住，爸爸，爱迪生上学时成绩也很差。
父亲：呆在你房间里，直到发明出灯泡。
Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
每当我想锻炼时，我就躺下直到这种感觉消失。
注：这个人是真不想锻炼。
I was an atheist[无神论者] until I realized I was GOD.
在我认识到我是上帝以前我是一个无神论者。
注：这种话应该是象尼采一类的狂人说的。
2．否定句：主句谓语动词必须是非延续性动词，从句为肯定式，意为“某动作直到某时间才开始”。如：
I am convinced that both my long age and exceptional health are to be explained by
an obvious facts: I never touched a cigarette, a drink, or a girl until I was almost ten
years old.
我深深相信我的长寿和我格外健康可以由一个显而易见的事实来解释：我从来没有接触过一根烟、一口酒、一个女孩子，在我差不多10岁以前。
（我直到差不多10岁才接触烟、酒、女孩子。）
Horse owner: This horse is eight-years- old and he’s never raced before.
Jockey: How come?
Horse Owner: Well, we couldn’t catch him until he was seven.
马主：这匹马8岁了，他以前从来没有参加过比赛。
职业骑师：怎么会呢？
马主：直到他7岁我们才抓住它。
3．Till不可以置于句首，而until可以。
Until the horse was seven we couldn’t catch him.
4．Not…until句型中的强调和倒装。
It was not until he was seven that we could catch him .（强调句型）
Not until he was seven could we catch him.（not until置于句首，主句要倒装）
四、before和since
1．若表达“还未…就….；不到…就….；才….；趁…；还没来得及”时，需用连词before。（都可以理解成是“在…..之前”）
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
每天一大早儿趁我的大脑还不知道我在做什么之前我必须锻炼。
注：早上起床后晕晕忽忽就开始锻炼，等大脑清醒后，就不想锻炼了。
If people waited to know one another before they married, the world wouldn’t be so over-populated.
如果人们都要等相互了解对方后才结婚，世界人口就不会这么过剩了。
2．Before从句中谓语不用否定式。（同样也可理解成“在…..之前”）
Texan: Back home on my ranch（大农场） I can get in my car at dawn, drive all day,
and it’ll be dark before I reach the end of my property.（财产）
Vermonter: I had a car like that once.
Texan：在我老家里的大农场里我一大早上车，开一整天，还没到达另一边前天就会黑下来。
Vermonter：我也曾经有一辆那样的汽车。
注：本来想吹自己农场大，对方却说自己的车破。
3．It will be + 段时间 + before…..多久之后才…..（在…..之前）
"It will be years -- not in my time -- before a woman will become Prime Minister." -- Margaret Thatcher, 1974.
还要过很多年女人才能当上首相，但我是看不到了——撒其尔＿1974
注：这是英国首相撒其尔年轻时的言论，后来她不仅看到了，而且是自己成了英国女首相。
4．Since从句的谓语动词一般是非延续性动词，主句的谓语动词是延续性的或者是反复发生过的。Since从句的时态若是一般过去式，相应地，主句中的时态是现在完成时或现在完成进行式。如：
Angry librarian: Please be quite. The people near you can’t read.
Little boy: Why, they ought to be ashamed of themselves. I’ve been able to read since I was six.
生气的图书管理员：请安静。挨着你的人看不了书了。
小男孩：他们真应该感到害羞，我六岁时就能读了。
A young man hadnt handed in one homework assignment since they started the class.
“Won’t you please do tonight’s assignment?”
“What? And ruin a perfect record?”
从开课以来，有个年轻人从没交过作业。
“你不做今晚的作业吗”？
“什么？要毁掉一个完美的记录吗”？
5．在“it is + 段时间 + since从句”句型中，时间的计算一律从since从句的动作完成或状态结束时算起。
It is three years since the war broke out.
It is three years since she was in our class.
It is three years since she lived here.
It is three years since I smoked a cigar (=since I stopped smoking a cigar)
It is three years since I began to smoke.
五、every time, each time, next time, the first time, any time, all the time等名词短语用来引导时间状语从句，表示“每当…..，每次…..；下次……”等。
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible."
雇主对应聘者说：“我们需要一个负责任的人”。
应聘者：“我就是你们要找的人，我上一个工作每次出了差错，他们都说我负责”。
Teacher: Bob, can you explain inflation?
Bob: Sure. Every time my dad pays the bills, he blows up. That’s inflation[通货膨胀].
老师：Bob，你能解释一下通货膨胀吗？
Bob：当然。我爸爸每次付帐单时，他就发脾气（爆炸），那就是通货膨胀。
注：blow up：爆炸；发脾气。
场景再现：演讲时调节气氛：
I dont want to brag, but the last time I made the speech it brought the audience to its feet. And they didnt sit down again until they reached their cars.
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站起来（欢呼），他们再也没有坐下，直到到达他们的车。
又是毕业的日子，又是离别的日子。又到了每年的六七月份，这个时候是莘莘学子收获的季节。可也是大家离别的时刻。为大家分享了毕业留言英文短句，欢迎借鉴！
1、再见了，学生证。
Goodbye, student ID card.
2、看着毕业照，好想哭。
Looked at graduation photos, really want to cry.
3、相逢是问候，分手是祝福！
Meet is a greeting, break up is a blessing!
4、我想要一段永不毕业的友情。
I want a friendship that never graduated from school.
5、在毕业照上面，我们笑的多美好。
In graduation photo above, we laugh more beautiful.
6、同桌至上，这个夏天，我们不毕业。
Sit at the same table first, this summer, we do not graduate.
7、毕业季。友情不毕业，青春不毕业。
Graduation season. Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate.
8、记得在毕业典礼上说来不及说的话。
Remember the graduation ceremony, said the words can not say.
9、大学几年，长了见识，也长了头发。
A few years of University, long experience, but also long hair.
10、我们赢得起，输的起，有什么可怕的！
We win, lose, there's nothing to be fearful of!
11、最后的一科，老师和同学们都哭成了一片。
The last section, the teachers and students are crying into a piece of.
12、同桌，没我在身边唠叨，会不会有些不习惯。
Sit at the same table, without me nagging, will not have some not used.
13、也许一个转身，真的是永远恴别离毕业赠言。
Maybe a turn, it is always stainless parting graduates.
14、大学毕业那天，你就拿着你家户口本来接我吧。
University graduation day, you take your home account had to pick me up.
15、下辈子再上大学，一定找一所晚上11点不熄灯的。
My next life to the University, must find a 11 p.m. no lights.
16、毕业以后我们不哭。但是不争气的泪水还是划落了下来。
We don't cry after graduation. But disappointing tears still fall down.
17、下一个夏天，教室里又会坐满了，可惜再也不是我们了。
Next summer, the classroom will be filled again, but it is not us.
18、毕业了，也许还会怀念寝室卧谈会那轻松，愉悦的感觉。
After graduation, may miss the bedroom lying on the relaxed and joyful feeling.
19、毕业照上，并没有我们灿烂的笑容。因为我们即将分离。
Graduation photos, and not our brilliant smile. Because we are about to separate.
20、彼此间不需要再多的言语，这一刻，只要紧紧的拥抱就够了。
Between each other do not need more words, this moment, as long as the tight hug is enough.
21、要毕业了，想到再看不见那些甜甜的酒窝，心就莫名的失落。
To graduate, want to see those dimples, heart inexplicable loss.
22、毕业相总会有那么一两个人会抢了你费尽心机准备好的镜头。
There will always be one or two people will be robbed of your ready to grab the lens.
23、感谢所有所有大学这3年来的同学们，我会记得，一辈子的记得。
Thank all the students in the University for 3 years, I will remember, a lifetime of remember.
24、相逢又告别，归帆又离岸，是往日欢乐的终结，未来幸福的开端。
Meet and bid farewell to the sail and offshore, is the end of the past happy, the beginning of the future of happiness.
25、和我一起走过四年的同窗如今就要分别了，想想心里就无比伤痛。
And I walked through the four years of the students are now, respectively, to think about the pain in the heart.
26、我也并不是总舍不得你走，只是总想看见你的笑容，听你的笑声。
I don't always want to leave you, just want to see your smile, hear your laughter.
27、朋友，再会！朋友，珍重！流水匆匆，岁月匆匆，唯有支情永存心中。
Friends, goodbye! Friends, treasure! Running water in a hurry, time in a hurry, only the hearts of love forever.
28、毕业了，我们说好了开心的离开，可散伙饭那天眼泪却不听话的流下来。
After graduation, we say happy to leave, but tears are not obedient farewell dinner that day to flow down.
29、还记得我们一起疯，一起颠的日子吗？我希望毕业后，我们还可以继续。
Do you remember the days when we were together? I hope we can continue after graduation.
30、在俯卧撑的时候，能够偶尔想起曾经一起打酱油的酱友和哪个酱油店……
In the push up time, can occasionally remember once together soy sauce and soy sauce which friends shop......
31、点半一下子蹦起来，忘记了还要去学校，等洗牙完才发现，已经毕业了。
At half past sprang up and forget about going to school, and a finish found, have graduated.
32、毕业离别时的`伤感。互相登上离开车。充满伤感的车站。飞驰而过的站牌。
Sadness when graduation. Get on each other and get out of the car. A sad station. Fast stop.
33、时间过得好快、好快，让我感觉不到它的速度，没有任何东西可以追上它。
Time passed quickly and quickly, so I can't feel it, nothing can catch up with it.
34、有人居然说，爱情在分别时就会减退，其实心爱之物得不到时滋味更甜美。
Some people actually say that love will decline in the respectively, in fact, when the love is not the taste more sweet.
35、我们用双手紧紧地握别，让感觉在手中轻轻撩过，共享一份难忘的温馨……
We shake hands firmly with both hands, let the feeling in the hands gently brushed, sharing an unforgettable warmth......
36、离别是暂时的，共度人生是永远的，离别滋生相思情，使我们的爱情更炽热。
Parting is temporary, and the life is forever, leaving the breeding of love, so that our love is more intense.
37、想想曾经同宿舍，毕业过后就各奔前程了，心中真是不舍。同学，前途多珍重。
It has the same dormitory after graduation, the heart is really each one pursues his onward journey, don't give up. Students, the future of many treasure.
38、看着空荡荡的宿舍和柜子，总觉得留下了什么，原来我留下了我对你们的思念。
Looking at the empty dormitory and the cabinet, always feel left behind, I left my missing for you.
39、偶已心有所属，纵是孤栖独宿，亦不随波逐流，有负公子美意，再见还是朋友。
I have been attached, are solitary habitat to sleep alone, did not follow the crowd, there are good friends or negative childe, goodbye.
40、又是一年毕业时。兄弟，疏远的是我们之间的距离，离不开的使我们之间的友谊！
Another year of graduation. Brother, the distance between us is the distance, can not be separated from the friendship between us!
41、今天，我们是亲密的同学；明天，我们将是竞争的对手。愿友谊在竞争中更加深厚。
Today, we are close classmates; tomorrow, we will be competitors. May the friendship be more profound in the competition.
42、不管未来有多长久，请珍惜相聚的每一刻；不管多少个春夏秋冬，我们是永远的朋友。
No matter how long the future, please cherish every moment, no matter how many seasons, we are forever friends.
43、毕业前我们总在埋怨学校这个破地方，毕业后它确实我们最想念的地方，回忆起太多事。
We always complain about school this place before graduation, after graduation, it did we miss the most, remember too much.
44、我多么希望你能留下去，那份千言万语化成的不舍，尽在这不言之中，但那已经不可能了。
How I wish you could stay down, the thousands and thousands of words into the shed, as far as in the words do not, but that was not possible.
45、聚也不是开始，散也不是结束，同窗数载凝的无数美好瞬间，将永远铭刻在我的记忆之中…
Poly is not the beginning, is not the end of the school, the number of students to set the number of wonderful moments, will be forever engraved in my memory...
46、白浪给你献花，阳光与你拥抱，海鸥与你话别，啊，生活的大海托着你青春的船只启航了。
Whitecaps give you flowers, sunshine and you hug, the seagulls say good-bye to you, ah, life big hajto with your youth ships set sail.
47、要毕业了，说好了不许哭哦，哭的是小狗哦，要分开了，发誓了不准忘记哦，忘记的是小猪。
To graduate, said not to cry oh, crying is the puppy Oh, to separate, and vowed not to forget Oh, forget the pig.
48、那一天我们毕业了，各自向着自己的目标努力发展，而使我们就像那平行线终究不会交集的。
That day we graduated, each to their own goals and efforts to develop, and make us like the parallel lines will not be the intersection of the.
49、红叶纷飞的枫林里，我们曾拥有多少回忆。那飘舞着的枫叶，将我们带进一个无比美妙的境界。
Fenglin of leaves falling, we have have a number of memories. Wave the maple leaf, will bring us a very beautiful state.
50、毕业前不敢对你说我爱你，是因为我怕你会不理我毕业后不敢，是因为我怕我们会变得更陌生。
I didn't dare to tell you that I loved you before I graduated, because I was afraid that you would not be afraid of me, because I was afraid that we would become more strange.
51、大学生活固然五彩缤纷，但它只是你远航中的一个港湾；而你人生的内容是--港湾之外的征服。
University life is colorful, but it is only you sail away in a harbor; and the content of your life is outside the harbor - the conquest.
52、一眨眼，就剩下几天要分开了，之后，也可能回忆，也可能思念，有机会的话，还可能在相遇。
Blink of an eye, leaving a few days to be separated, and later, it may also be recalled, may also miss, have the opportunity to say, but also may encounter.
53、许多老房子消失了，校园里正在大兴土木。老房子留在照片里，我们呢？我们也能留在照片里吗？
Many old houses are gone, be busy at putting up installations on campus. Old house to stay in the photo, we do? Can we stay in the photo?
1、我觉得，我这辈子最灿烂的笑容，大概都奉献给我手机和电脑屏幕了。
2、你过得好不好，别人不知道，但你一胖，大家就都知道了。
3、我不介意你骗我，我介意的是你的谎话骗不了我。
4、什么叫万死不辞？大概就是每天被气死一万次，但仍然不辞职。
5、和你在一起这么长时间，终于发现你长的快象个人似的了。
6、我又不是王子，为什么女孩遇见我总认为自己应该成为公主！
7、有些人表面见多识广，背后却连小猪佩奇都没看过。
8、长得好看又喜欢吃的才是吃货，长得不咋滴还喜欢吃的叫饭桶！
9、我发现一个问题，我喜欢和长得好看的人讲话，怪不得我老是自言自语。
10、我是不是你最疼爱的人，你为什么不说话。
11、生活就像呼吸，呼是为了出一口气，吸是为了争一口气。
12、考完英语听力，我就悟出一个道理：有些话，只说给懂的人听。
13、要不是打不过你，我早和你翻脸了。
14、人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。
15、真羡慕那些有故事的人，不像我，一个“帅”字就能贯穿一生。
16、别指望减肥了，八戒走了十万八千里也没见瘦下来。而且，他还吃素。
17、每次我买饮料都是谢谢惠顾，一天我考试突然惠字不会写了，我就把旁边的饮料打开，当时我疯了，再来一瓶！
18、很羡慕那些能跟自己喜欢的人在一起的人，不像我，早就被喜欢我的人围得水泄不通。
19、总有一天你会遇到一个好姑娘，她不要你的房，不要你的车，更不要你的钻石和你的钱，当然她也不要你！
20、每个女孩的衣柜里都有一件衣服叫做：曾经买它穷成狗，如今嫌它穿着丑。
21、我的钱包里没有钱怎么了？鱼香肉丝里还没有鱼呢！
22、日子一直都过得紧巴巴的，终于今天奢侈了一回，花了百分之三十的电量玩自拍。
23、如果早认清自己在别人心中没那么重要，就会快乐很多。
24、做为一个别人眼中乐观的人，大概就是你上吊快死了，大家以为你在荡秋千。
25、衣柜衣服千千万，只有新的最好看！
26、生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖。
27、别人的脸是七分天注定，三分靠打扮，你的脸是一分天注定，九分靠滤镜。
28、自从看了你户籍照片，才知道原来放弃一个喜欢的人，这么简单。
29、上帝给你关上一扇门，总会为你在墙上留下很多开锁的.电话号码。
30、左边脑袋是面粉，右边脑袋是水，一想问题，就满脑袋糨糊。
31、如果你愿意一层一层剥开我的心，你会坐牢，我跟你讲。
32、天下没有不散的宴席，但是如果你请客，我可以陪你多吃点。
33、脸乃身外之物，可要可不要，钱乃必要之物，不得不要。
34、看，那天边的彩虹在鄙视我，因为我比它更灿烂。
35、我真的不愿意用脚趾头鄙视你，但是，是你逼我这么做的。
36、踏遍青楼人未老，请用汇仁肾宝。
37、地球是运动的，一个人不会永远处在倒霉的位置。
38、你容不下我，不是说明你的心胸太狭小，而是我的人格太伟大。
39、长得丑不是你的错，只是上帝打了个盹，你要有勇气面对一切啊。
40、我真的狠单纯，一天到晚都想着怎么害人。
41、曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。
42、宁可去碰壁，也不要在家里面壁。
43、没有不变的承诺，只有说不完的谎言。
44、别扯那么远，谁保证你能活到那一天。
45、累吗？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
46、古时一剑闯荡天下，如今一贱放荡世界。
47、谁对我的感情能像对人民币那样坚定啊！
48、自从买了保险，过马路都不用看红绿灯了！
49、一觉醒来我以为我长高了，原来是被子盖横了。
50、我们始终都在练习微笑，终于变成不敢哭的人。
