5~6分钟五人英语环境短剧剧本
需要13人，演员，班长，老师，篮球3人情侣两人，聪明，旁白，同学ABCD，举牌礼仪人员 逃课奇侠传 第一幕 舞台效果：无灯光 背景音乐：暴风雪的自然音 旁白：（低沉，神秘的语气）在繁华的都市中，在现代化的大学里，走有这样一群学生，每 当上课的铃声响起，他们就会安静的在教室中消失，他们不是别人，他们正是逃课奇侠们
那是2007年3月傍晚的一堂英语课…… 在这个过程中工作人员需要完成道具摆设,六把椅子分两排摆,一张桌子与椅子对摆,侧对台下,音乐声停,舞台上灯亮起,同学ABCD先后持书上台坐下,上课的音乐响起老师持书上台,将书放到桌子上抬头 老师:”大家晚上…..好(停顿一下仍然微笑),谁能告诉我其他同学在哪里?” 同学A:1头疼,让我帮他请假 同学B:2胃疼,说明天会带假条来 同学C:3拉肚子,4发烧了正在打针 同学D:5…5…他…他(四处张望很紧张) 老师:同学D,你想说5哪里疼啊? 同学D:他…他..他脚丫子喘不上来气,浑身头疼! 全班同学笑,老师微笑转身,拿出早准备好的兔子,握拳打,念念有词:”太过分了,怎么可以这样,难道我不够好吗,我可是一位善良仁慈有责任心的人民好教师!”说完转身微笑 老师:好吧,谁可以告诉我班长在哪里.”无人回答 老师:OK,那学习委员呢?仍然无人回答 老师终于崩溃了,摔书,WHO CAN TELL ME WHY!然后快步走下台,台上一阵安静,同学互视下台,关灯,道具搬下 第二幕 旁白:那么逃课奇侠们都在哪里呢?湖边,球场,书店,他们除了课室,无处不在…… 工作人员举道具牌内容为篮球场上演员上场,,灯光突然亮起,配乐NEVER SAY GOODBYE 三名演员,说唱,跳篮球街舞 you know the happiness so me the sharpneet hi set lift and things nouly maifgain use lose trouch within try alan oufild do goods soutpin alan word maidsen called some maidsen we talk aboat tell leason make the ma er lun plast sgat stop ham same rave as works gets 唱完后下台 旁白:那么在幽静的湖边呢?花样年华配乐响起,灯光变的柔和,男女演员分别从舞台两边上,男唱:上课不如逃课 女唱:逃课不如拍托 合:那我们又何乐不为呢 男:时间是宝贵的 女:浪漫是重要的 合:青春为什么不留一点洒脱 这个过程中加动作,交际舞音乐声音停,舞台上摆两个椅子两人坐下 女:哦,亲爱的,今晚的月亮真圆啊! 男沉默 女:难道你不想对我说些什么吗 男望月:是啊,今晚的月亮真圆啊 音乐项起,二人一起下台 旁白:还有去往图书馆的路上…… 聪明人着好学生装,手持道具书伴分开旅行前奏上场,做耍帅动作 说:莎士比亚说,最好的好人都是犯过错误的过来人,一个往往因为有一点萧萧的缺点更显出他的可爱,所以,喜欢逃课的聪明的我,其实,很可爱!(乌鸦叫加道具汗)说完下台 第三幕 旁白:,教室内坐满了学生,为什么今天逃课奇侠们都在呢,因为今天是英语小测验成绩出来的日子,教室显的异常的安静,班长失落的拿着成绩表走进了空气紧张的教室 班长:同学们,这是我们班英语小测验的结果,差,很差,非常差,这样的水平,怎么去参加即将来临的英语四级考试,怎样面对我们将来的就业,我们不能在这样下去了! 同学表示赞同,聪明耍帅:上课对我来说没有任何意义,莎士比亚说… 还不等他说完,班长气愤的打断他:聪明,大家都知道你很聪明,但是分开旅行前奏响起,莎士比亚说聪明人变成了痴愚,是一条最容易上钩的游鱼,因为他凭恃才高学广,看不见自己的狂妄,聪明,山外有山,人外有人.
求五人英语短剧剧本
第一个： 小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest. No one is stronger than me. Roar, roar! 小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry. 雄狮：You are big now. Be brave! Go and find your own food. 小狮：But, I don’t know how. 雄狮：Do it like me. Roar, roar! （怒吼） 小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar! 雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿） Go and do it now. 小狮：Yes, daddy. Act 2 小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”） Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater. He says there is nothing sweeter, Than a carrot everyday, Munch and crunch and run away. 小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry. Roar, roar!（小声地） 小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please. （小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜） 小狮：Thank you. 小白兔：Carrots are the best food. 小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it. Anyway, thank you, rabbit. （还红萝卜给小白兔） 小白兔：You are welcome. （边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater” 离开）Act 3小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”） Found a peanut. Found a peanut. Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38 just now. Just now I found a peanut. Found a peanut just now. 小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry. Roar, roar! （小声地） 小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts? 小狮：Yes, please. （小松鼠递给小狮一些花生） 小狮：Thank you. 小松鼠：Peanut is the best food. 小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard. I don’t like it. Anyway, thank you, squirrel. （将花生还给小松鼠） 小松鼠：You are welcome. （边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开） Act 4 （小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”） 小女孩：Apple round. Apple red. Apple juicy. Apple sweet. Apple apple I love you. Apple sweet I love to eat. 小693535747 19:39:39狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry. Roar, roar! 小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help! ( 苹果掉地上） 小狮：What is it? (拿起来吃) Mmm…, delicious! I like it. （小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）第二个：Whose Fault?英语话剧剧本Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue:Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car? Mr. Green:You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ. Miss Blue:My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me. (While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened?Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car! Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again ...)Police:Has any one been injured? Mr. Green:I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much. Miss Blue：I ache all over too. (Both of them mourn painfully...)Police:Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E .)Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green. Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green:But ... (nurse interrupts) Nurse:Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue. Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue:Oh! I ache all over...Nurse:OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while. (Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green:Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse:Wait there, didn't you hear me? (Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...) Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor:Ok! I see... How are you, Miss? Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor:(Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......Miss Blue:Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!Mr. Green:Yeah! Any problem with that ?Doctor:Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?Mr. Green:I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...Doctor:I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...Mr. Green:What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe) Nurse: Where do you want to inject? (Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)Mr. Green:Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave. Nurse:Wait! Don't go...(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr. Green:Wow! ...... That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)Scene III(Taiwan House)(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter:Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.其实我还有很多剧本的，可是找不到了。
暂时只找到了两个啊
我觉得第一个很有意思，第二个就比较乏味了···
英语话剧剧本推荐 5~10分钟 5人 内容简单易懂
守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本 你可以自己调节角色~ （因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。
普通台词意思对即可。
） [开始。
树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。
导演（范冰）走到台前] 导演：Action
[跑下台] [农夫冷酷地上。
] 农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]
So I’m rich now
[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look
This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250
This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this
痒痒挠
No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~
[看下表]It’s time to do some farming
[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] 树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉
Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A（一开始不知道状况。
以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U
The name of the song is 《发如雪》
[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上] 导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。
导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine
（很兴奋地拿着下场） 兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch
[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it
[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装打手机。
两人继续走，兔子回头。
这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。
] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this
农夫：Hnnnn…
I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）] 农夫：Thank you! 兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”。
兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。
树做出受伤中弹状。
农夫又开枪，同上。
农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。
兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。
树继续痛苦中弹状。
] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。
农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。
兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。
兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now
[兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。
突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa
[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒
” 倒地] 农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。
倒地睡到树旁边] …… 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape
[东张西望，看到农夫的手机] [兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦
What’s this
[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。
又自觉地把自己绑在树上。
突然想起来]A mobile
Maybe I can call some one to help me
[又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it 树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子] 兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello
This is lucky fifty-two
[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong
Now let’s start our first question
What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正
A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please! 兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉] 李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂
喂喂
[很郁闷地下台] 兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂
兔子B：喂
兔子A：Hey Jackey
兔子B：Hey tommy! 兔子A：How are you doing? 兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing? 兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing? 兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U? 兔子A：He’s fine , too! 兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!! 兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!! 兔子B：But where are you? 兔子A：I’m under a tree! 兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you? 兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you! 兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开] [兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上] 兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕
” 又晕了] [兔子B上。
]兔子B：I’m also rabbit
I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH
My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this
A 锄头
[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍] 树：StopWhat will you do? 兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend. 树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! 兔子B：Oh yes
You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise
Come on! [开始带头做早操。
做着做着对树说“Follow me
” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。
兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。
但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。
兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。
树继续绑着兔子A] 兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it
Music
[音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。
兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。
树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。
兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。
树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。
树和A陶醉其中。
B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me
”继续陶醉。
] 兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上] 树：Money
[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。
] 兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。
兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头
”死翘。
] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy
”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A] [这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面] 兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了] 农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。
擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much. [兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场] 树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A
It’s a fake
Wait for me
[追下去]
六人的英语话剧剧本，高中生英语水平。
时间5～10分钟，要有情景，台词
After visiting several neighboring planets and then the little pricego to the earth.第三幕旁白：But it happened that after walking for a long time through sand,and rocks, and snow, the little prince at last came upon a road.And he lay down in the grass and cried. It was then that the fox appeared. 小狐狸：Good morning 小王子：Good morning（回头寻找声音的来源） 小狐狸：I am right here，under the apple tree. 小王子：Who are you? You are very pretty to look at. 小狐狸：I am a fox。
小王子：Come and play with me, I am so unhappy. 小狐狸：I cannot play with you, I am not tamed. 小王子：Ah! Please excuse me, What does that mean-- 'tame'? 小狐狸：You do not live here, What is it that you are looking for? 小王子：I am looking for men, What does that mean-- 'tame'? 小狐狸：It is an act too often neglected, It means to establish ties. 小王子：'To establish ties'? 小狐狸：Just that, To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world... 小王子：I am beginning to understand, There is a flower... I think that she has tamed me... 小狐狸：It is possible, On the Earth one sees all sorts of things. 在地球上，可以看到形形色色的、无奇不有的事情…… 小王子：Oh, but this is not on the Earth! 小狐狸：On another planet? 小王子：Yes. 小狐狸： if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life . I shall know the sound of a step that will be different from all the others. And then look:（手指指着） you see the grain-fields down yonder? Wheat is of no use to me. But you have hair that is the color of gold. Think how wonderful that will be when you have tamed me! The grain,will bring me back the thought of you. And I shall love to listen to the wind in the wheat... 小王子：I want to, very much, But I have not much time. I have friends to discover, and a great many things to understand. 小狐狸：One only understands the things that one tames， If you want a friend, tame me... 小王子：What must I do, to tame you? 小狐狸：You must be very patient, every day to see me,every every day.........在用动作去表示时间 旁白：So the little prince every day to see him，soon tamed the fox. They play happily every day.大树下休息，打闹等等 （快乐玩耍着）遇见众花~小王子：Who are you?众花：We are rose~~小王子跑开＋悲情音乐小王子：My rose would hear that,she must will angry.小狐狸过来坐下小王子：Look, The sun is going down the mountain.It made me think of my rose.We used to watch the sunset together......小王子：My rose is just a common rose,I’m so sad.（难过的抱着自己）小狐狸：They are not at all like your rose, they are nothing, and no one has tamed them, and them have not tamed anyone.（安慰）小王子：I gave her the water, I gave her the cover, I gave her up to her screen, rain sheltered. I killed a few bugs for her. I listen to her complaining, boasting, sometimes looked at her silent appearance.小狐狸：I think you've tamed her.小王子：yes，I tamed her, she is my rose!（站起来）小狐狸：It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important.Look,The stars are coming out.小王子：The stars are beautiful, because of a flower that cannot be seen.I knew what does tame mean. And I must went back to meet my rose.!小狐狸：ah, I shall cry. 小王子：It is your own fault, I never wished you any sort of harm; but you wanted me to tame you... 小狐狸：Yes, that is so .小王子：but it has done you no good at all! 小狐狸：It has done me good, because of the color of the wheat fields. Go and look again at the roses. You will understand now that yours is unique in all the world. 小王子：After I back,in one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the sky at night… You – only you – will have stars that can laugh…小狐狸：I’ll tell you a secret as present. 小王子：secret?小狐狸：the secret is: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. 用心去看才能看清楚，用眼睛是看不见本质的东西的。
小王子：It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. 小狐狸：Men have forgotten this truth, But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. You are responsible for your rose..人忘记了这条真理。
但你不该忘。
你应该永远对你驯养的对象负责，你要对你的玫瑰负责。
小王子：I am responsible for my rose…She is so helplessness.小王子借着候鸟再次飞走。
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小狐狸：Now, you go to see the roses, you will understand that you are the one and only world rose flowers. I hope you are happiness!旁白：The story is over, through this story most want to tell you is the most beautiful thing is to see the heart, we hope the little prince back to the roses around the happy life, also hope that your heart to find beauty
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求一个五人英语话剧剧本（内容与学习英语有关）
搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪叶孤城花满楼打更的太监旁白道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战乡村陌路旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street, step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire! I’m 打酱油的
Y与X相遇．X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you! Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby. X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name? Y: ha ha, I won’tchange my name! No matter what happens. I’mthe most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登）. Who are you? X: I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X: Great, you know me! Y(抱腿)：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me go! X: No, I must kill you! Y: I don’t want to be killed. Let me go! X: No way! You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me! X: Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good! I like drinking it. Y: Please drink it! X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Sure, must! Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X: I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly! 3-2-1-0 <\\\/b><\\\/b>X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch! Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……X(可怜状): Help! Help! Where is the washroom? Y: What? X: Toliet? Y: What? X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road! X: Thanks, bye-bye. Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow! H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y: Who are you? H: Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world! Y: You are right! H: Teriffic! You are the one I’m looking for! Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very good. H: Ok, follow me; let’s go! Y: Ok, Let’s go!(To be continued…)
