福尔摩斯经典名言
⒈When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. 排除一切不可能的,剩下的即使再不可能,那也是真相。
（四签名） ⒉If you precise destruction, in the public interest, I am willing to accept death. 如果能保证毁灭那么，为了社会的利益，即使和你同归于尽，我也心甘情愿。
（最后一案） ⒊What you do in this world is a matter of no consequence. The question is, what can you make people believe that you have done. 在这个世界上，你到底做了些什么，这到无关紧要。
重要的是，你如何使别人相信你做了些什么。
（血字的研究） ⒋I never make exceptions. An exception disproves the rule. 我从不假设例外，例外会打破调查的原则。
（or我向来不作任何例外，定律没有例外。
）（四签名） ⒌It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. 在没有事实作为参考以前妄下猜测（论点）是个很可怕的错误。
感觉不正确的人总是用事实去套自己固有的猜测（论点），而不是按正确的方法、根据得到的事实来推导结论，看它能否吻合已得到的事实。
（波希米亚丑闻） ⒍One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. It is the first rule of criminal investigation. 犯罪调查的第一法则是：你必须寻找各种可能解释事情的方法，然后想办法看看能否试图推翻它。
(黑彼得) ⒎I never guess. It is a shocking habit – destructive to the logical faculty. 我从不猜测，那是破坏思维能力的坏习惯。
（四签名） ⒏You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. 你是在看，而不是在观察。
两者的区别很明显。
（波希米亚丑闻） ⒐In solving a problem of this sort, the grand thing is to be able to reason backward. 在解决这类问题时，先前假定的观点必须能够向前回溯成立。
（血字的研究） ⒑There is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace. 没有比平凡的事物更不寻常，更值得研究的了。
（身份案） ⒒There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact. 没有什么比一个显而易见的事实更能迷惑人了。
（博斯科姆比溪谷秘案） ⒓It is a mistake to confound strangeness with mystery. 将异常的东西和神秘混淆起来是十分错误的。
（血字的研究） ⒔The more bizarre a thing is, the less mysterious it proves to be. 越是稀奇古怪的东西,通常包含隐密的成分越少。
（红发会） ⒕Crime is common. Logic is rare. Therefore, it is upon the logic rather than upon the crime that you should dwell. 犯罪是普遍的,而逻辑是难得的东西。
因此,你详细记述的应该是逻辑而不是罪行。
（桐山毛榉案） ⒖Any truth is better than indefinite doubt. 任何确实得到的事实都要强于不确定的猜测。
（黄面人）
《指环王1》开头那段独白的台词是什么
那段台词讲的历史。
给你台词。
I amar prestar aen…（The world is changed.Han mathon ne nen…（I feel it in the water.）Han mathon ne chae…（I feel it in the Earth.）A han noston ned gwilith…（I smell it in the air.）Much that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it.It began with the forging of the great rings.Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men — who above all else, desire power.For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race.But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring, to control all others.And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the slopes of Mount Doom they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth.Victory was near.But the power of the Ring could not be undone.It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the King, took up his father's sword.Sauron, the enemy of the free-peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated.The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hearts of Men are easily corrupted. And the Ring of Power has a will of its own.It betrayed Isildur to his death.And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared a new bearer.The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it consumed him.The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum.But something happened then the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable.A Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins of the Shire.For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.
福尔摩斯的经典语录(英文的)
1.调查的第一则就是: 你必须寻找各种解释事情的方法,然后想办法看看能否试图推翻它 求英语高手帮忙翻译----福尔摩斯的经典语录~ 。
One should always look for a possible alternative and provide against it. It is the first rule of criminal investigation.2.将异常的东西和神秘混淆起来是十分错误的2。
It is a mistake to confound strangeness with mystery 3.在没有事实作为参考以前妄下猜测(论点)是个很可怕的错误.感觉不正确的人总是用事实去套自己固有的猜测(论点),而不是按正确的方法根据得到的事实来推导结论,看它能否吻合已得到的事实. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. 4.没有什么比一个显而易见的事实更能迷惑人了. 。
There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact 5.我从不假设例外,例外会打破调查的原则。
I never make an exception. An exception disproves the rule 6你是在看,而不是在观察。
You see, but you do not observe 7。
犯罪是普遍的,而逻辑是难得的.因此,你思考是更该关注逻辑上的成立多于犯罪本身。
Crime is common. Logic is rare. Therefore, it is upon the logic rather than upon the crime that you should dwell. 8。
任何确实得到的事实都要强于不确定的猜测。
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Any truth is better than indefinite doubt 9.在解决这类问题时,先前假定的观点必须能够向前回溯成立。
In solving a problem of this sort, the grant thing is to be able to reason backwards 10.越是稀奇古怪的东西,通常包含隐密的成分越少. 10。
The more bizarre a thing is, the less mysterious it proves to be 11.一些缺乏天赋的人却拥有一种非凡的激发别人(也就是指福自己啦)灵感的力量.11。
Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it 12.我从不猜测.那是破坏思维的坏习惯... 12。
I never guess. It is a shocking habit 13.鉴于此,我想说,没有比平凡的事物更不寻常,更值得研究了. 13。
Depend upon it, there is nothing so unnatural as the commonplace 14.我就是以了解事物为生di.也许我已经把自己训练得能看穿别人看过却会忽略的东西了.14。
It is my business to know things. Perhaps, I have trained myself to see what others overlook. 15.你永远不可能预言任何一个单个的人将要做什么,但你却可以对人类做出准确的定性的评价.个别总可能是特例的异常,可总的来说,就是那样. 15。
You can never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant 16.恐惧来自于想象(或者说,恐惧来自于未知?) 16。
Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.
《Million dollar baby》其中的经典台词
1.Tough ain't Enough.2. Winners are simply willing to what losers won’t.3.MoCuishle： my darling，my blood
奥赛罗英文版经典台词
我刚演完这部剧，希望对你有帮助，欢迎交流OthelloAct 3, Scene 3; Act 5, Scene 2IAGO I will in Cassio's lodging lose this napkin,And let him find it. Trifles light as airAre to the jealous confirmations strongAs proofs of holy writ: this may do something.The Moor already changes with my poison:Dangerous conceits are, in their natures, poisons.Which at the first are scarce found to distaste,But with a little act upon the blood.Burn like the mines of Sulphur. I did say so:Look, where he comes!Enter OTHELLOOTHELLO Ha! ha! false to me?IAGO Why, how now, general! no more of that.OTHELLO Avaunt! be gone! thou hast set me on the rack:I swear 'tis better to be much abusedThan but to know't a little.IAGO How now, my lord!OTHELLO What sense had I of her stol'n hours of lust?I saw't not, thought it not, it harm'd not me:I slept the next night well, was free and merry;I found not Cassio’s kisses on her lips.IAGO I am sorry to hear this.OTHELLO I had been happy, if the general camp,Pioners and all, had tasted her sweet body,So I had nothing known. O, now, for everFarewell the tranquil mind! farewell content!Farewell the plumed troop, and the big wars,That make ambition virtue! O, farewell!Farewell the neighing steed, and the shrill trump,The spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife,The royal banner, and all quality,Pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war!Farewell! Othello's occupation's gone!IAGO Is't possible, my lord?OTHELLO Villain, be sure thou prove my love a whore,Be sure of it; Make me to see't; or woe upon thy life!IAGO O grace! O heaven forgive me!Are you a man? have you a soul or sense?God be wi' you; take mine office. O wretched fool.O monstrous world! Take note, take note, O world,To be direct and honest is not safe.I thank you for this profit; and from henceI'll love no friend, sith love breeds such offence.OTHELLO Nay, stay: thou shouldst be honest.IAGO I should be wise, for honesty's a foolAnd loses that it works for.OTHELLO By the world,I think my wife be honest and think she is not;I think that thou art just and think thou art not.I'll have some proof. Her name, that was as fresh as Dian’s visage, is now begrimed and black as mine own face.If there be cords, or knives, poison, or fire, or suffocating streams, I’ll not endure it.Would I were satisfied!IAGO I see, sir, you are eaten up with passion:I do repent me that I put it to you.You would be satisfied?OTHELLO Would! Nay, I will.IAGO And may: but, how? how satisfied, my lord?Would you, the supervisor, grossly gape on--Behold her topp'd?OTHELLO Death and damnation! O!IAGO It were a tedious difficulty, I think,To bring them to that prospect: damn them then,What then? how then?What shall I say? Where's satisfaction?It is impossible you should see this,Were they as prime as goats, as hot as monkeys,As salt as wolves, and fools as grossAs ignorance made drunk. But yet, I say,If imputation and strong circumstances,Which lead directly to the door of truth,Will give you satisfaction, you may have't.OTHELLO Give me a living reason she's disloyal.IAGO I do not like the office:But, sith I am enter'd in this cause so far,I will go on. I lay with Cassio lately;And, being troubled with a raging tooth,I could not sleep.In sleep I heard him say 'Sweet Desdemona,Let us be wary, let us hide our loves;'And then, sir, would he gripe and wring my hand,Cry 'O sweet creature!' and then kiss me hard,then laid his legOver my thigh, and sigh'd, and kiss'd; and thenCried 'Cursed fate that gave thee to the Moor!'OTHELLO O monstrous! monstrous!IAGO Nay, this was but his dream.OTHELLO But this denoted a foregone conclusionIAGO And this may help to thicken other proofsThat do demonstrate thinly.OTHELLO I'll tear her all to pieces.IAGO Nay, but be wise: yet we see nothing done;She may be honest yet. Tell me but this,Have you not sometimes seen a handkerchiefSpotted with strawberries in your wife's hand?OTHELLO I gave her such a one; 'twas my first gift.IAGO I know not that; but such a handkerchief--I am sure it was your wife's--did I to-daySee Cassio wipe his beard with.OTHELLO If it be that--IAGO If it be that, or any that was hers,It speaks against her with the other proofs.OTHELLO O， that the slave had forty thousand lives
One is too poor， too weak for my revenge. Now do I see 'tis true. Look here， Iago； All my fond love thus do I blow to heaven. 'Tis gone. Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell!Yield up, O love, thy crown and hearted throneTo tyrannous hate! Swell, bosom, with thy fraught,For 'tis of aspics' tongues!IAGO Yet be content.OTHELLO O, blood, blood, blood!IAGO Patience, I say; your mind perhaps may change.OTHELLO Never, Iago.Like to the Pontic sea， Whose icy current and compulsive course Ne'er feels retiring ebb， but keeps due on To the Propontic and the Hellespont， Even so my bloody thoughts， with violent pace， Shall ne'er look back， ne'er ebb to humble love， Till that a capable and wide revenge Swallow them up. Now, by yond marble heaven,KneelsIn the due reverence of a sacred vowI here engage my words.IAGO Do not rise yet.KneelsWitness, you ever-burning lights above,You elements that clip us round about,Witness that here Iago doth give upThe execution of his wit, hands, heart,To wrong'd Othello's service! Let him command,And to obey shall be in me remorse,What bloody business ever.They riseOTHELLO I greet thy love,Not with vain thanks, but with acceptance bounteous,And will upon the instant put thee to't:Within these three days let me hear thee sayThat Cassio's not alive.IAGO My friend is dead; 'tis done at your request:But let her live.OTHELLO Damn her, lewd minx! O, damn her! Damn her!Come, go with me apart; I will withdraw,To furnish me with some swift means of deathFor the fair devil. Now art thou my lieutenant.IAGO I am your own for ever.Exeunt***DESDEMONA The poor soul sat sighing by a sycamore tree,Sing all a green willow:Her hand on her bosom, her head on her knee,Sing willow, willow, willow:The fresh streams ran by her, and murmur'd her moans;Sing willow, willow, willow;Her salt tears fell from her, and soften'd the stones;Sing willow, willow, willow;Sing all a green willow must be my garland.Let nobody blame him; his scorn I approve,-Nay, that's not next.--Hark! who is't that knocks?It's the wind.I call'd my love false love; but whatsaid he then?Sing willow, willow, willow:If I court moe women, you'll couch with moe men!Ate eyes do itch;Doth that bode weeping?SleepsEnter OTHELLODESDEMONA Who's there? Othello?OTHELLO Ay. Desdemona.DESDEMONA Will you come to bed, my lord?OTHELLO Have you pray'd to-night, Desdemona?DESDEMONA Ay, my lord.OTHELLO If you bethink yourself of any crimeUnreconciled as yet to heaven and grace,Solicit for it straight.DESDEMONA Alas, my lord, what do you mean by that?OTHELLO Well, do it, and be brief; I will walk by:I would not kill thy unprepared spirit;No; heaven forfend! I would not kill thy soul.DESDEMONA Talk you of killing?OTHELLO Ay, I do.DESDEMONA Then heavenHave mercy on me!OTHELLO Amen, with all my heart!DESDEMONA If you say so, I hope you will not kill me.OTHELLO Hum!DESDEMONA And yet I fear you; for you are fatal thenWhen your eyes roll so: why I should fear I know not,Since guiltiness I know not; but yet I feel I fear.OTHELLO Think on thy sins.DESDEMONA They are loves I bear to you.OTHELLO Ay, and for that thou diest.DESDEMONA That death's unnatural that kills for loving.Alas, why gnaw you so your nether lip?Some bloody passion shakes your very frame:These are portents; but yet I hope, I hope,They do not point on me.OTHELLO Peace, and be still!DESDEMONA I will so. What's the matter?OTHELLO That handkerchief which I so loved and gave theeThou gavest to Cassio.DESDEMONA No, by my life and soul!Send for the man, and ask him.OTHELLO Sweet soul, take heed,Take heed of perjury; thou art on thy deathbed.DESDEMONA Ay, but not yet to die.OTHELLO Yes, presently:Therefore confess thee freely of thy sin;Thou art to die.DESDEMONA Then Lord have mercy on me!OTHELLO I say, amen.DESDEMONA And have you mercy too! I never didOffend you in my life; never loved CassioBut with such general warranty of heavenAs I might love: I never gave him token.OTHELLO By heaven, I saw my handkerchief in's hand.I saw the handkerchief.DESDEMONA He found it then;I never gave it him: send for him hither;Let him confess a truth.OTHELLO He hath confess'd.DESDEMONA What, my lord?OTHELLO That he hath used thee.DESDEMONA He will not say so.OTHELLO No, his mouth is stopp'd;Honest Iago hath ta'en order for't.DESDEMONA O! my fear interprets: what, is he dead?OTHELLO Ay.DESDEMONA Alas! he is betray'd and I undone.OTHELLO Out, strumpet! weep'st thou for him to my face?DESDEMONA O, banish me, my lord, but kill me not!OTHELLO Down, strumpet!DESDEMONA Kill me to-morrow: let me live to-night!OTHELLO Nay, if you strive--DESDEMONA But half an hour!OTHELLO Being done, there is no pause.DESDEMONA But while I say one prayer!OTHELLO It is too late.He stifles her
艾尔文和花栗鼠的台词
英文10400:10:07,670 --> 00:10:09,831Gross. Is this his house?10500:10:10,039 --> 00:10:13,304No. It's his garbage can.10600:10:55,718 --> 00:10:58,983This must be where he stores his food for winter.10700:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,690As it came down to one...10800:11:01,857 --> 00:11:04,621Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out.10900:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,058As the boa moves in for the attack...11000:11:07,229 --> 00:11:10,323...the mouse seems to be facing certain death.11100:11:15,538 --> 00:11:18,473The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence.11200:11:18,641 --> 00:11:21,041The mouse crashes through the foliage.11300:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,735Come on, baby. Come to papa!11400:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,643Hello, gorgeous.11500:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,009We've hit the mother lode.11600:11:30,186 --> 00:11:33,246- Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful.11700:11:35,992 --> 00:11:39,723This is the greatest day of my life.11800:11:39,895 --> 00:11:42,659Eureka! I found the cheese balls.11900:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,097Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess.12000:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,736Cannonball.12100:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,204Quick. Hide.12200:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,344Hurry, you guys.12300:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,426Did I put these here?12400:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,172There you are. I got you.12500:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,045He's been out for quite a while.12600:14:17,286 --> 00:14:18,548You guys, he's dead.12700:14:18,721 --> 00:14:21,417Don't panic. Wipe everything down.12800:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,354I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant...12900:14:24,527 --> 00:14:26,586...some latex gloves and oregano, go!13000:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,991Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.13100:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,861I must be hearing things.13200:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,329Oh, this is trippy.13300:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,701Sir, are you all right?13400:14:42,311 --> 00:14:44,006Get back!13500:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,511Squirrels can't talk.13600:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,342Hey.13700:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,180Watch it, genius.13800:14:49,351 --> 00:14:51,876We are chipmunks. Chipmunks.13900:14:52,054 --> 00:14:54,386Chipmunks can't talk either.14000:14:54,557 --> 00:14:56,252Our lips are moving and words are coming out.14100:14:56,826 --> 00:14:58,350This is not happening.14200:14:58,527 --> 00:15:02,054I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.14300:15:02,231 --> 00:15:04,426So how's that working for you, Dave?14400:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,695How do you know my name?14500:15:06,869 --> 00:15:09,963I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.14600:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,471You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.14700:15:12,641 --> 00:15:15,542- You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing?14800:15:15,711 --> 00:15:18,578Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off.14900:15:18,747 --> 00:15:20,374Sorry.15000:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,642He fell out of the tree at birth.15100:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,945Can all animals talk?15200:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,487Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language.15300:15:28,657 --> 00:15:31,820Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks?15400:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,484Dave likes to wear15500:15:33,662 --> 00:15:36,426Dirty underwear with little hairs15600:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,396We're getting off on the wrong foot.15700:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,633Allow us to introduce ourselves.15800:15:41,804 --> 00:15:44,136Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one.15900:15:44,306 --> 00:15:46,638- He's Alvin. - The awesomest one.16000:15:46,809 --> 00:15:48,640And I'm Theodore.16100:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,439Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house.16200:15:51,614 --> 00:15:54,139But we talk.16300:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,448Which makes me want you out of my house that much more.16400:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,953It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.16500:16:01,123 --> 00:16:03,591I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.中文：9500:10:07,799 --> 00:10:09,960恶这就是他家
9600:10:10,168 --> 00:10:13,433不，这是他的垃圾桶9700:10:55,847 --> 00:10:59,112这儿肯他储备食物的地方9800:11:21,339 --> 00:11:23,864来吧，宝贝，到爸爸这来
9900:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,772你好，璀璨夺目10000:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,138我们找到了主脉矿10100:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,851这是我生命中最棒的一天10200:11:40,024 --> 00:11:42,788有啦
我找到了芝士球10300:11:43,962 --> 00:11:46,226艾尔文，你在干嘛
不要乱来10400:11:46,397 --> 00:11:48,865炸弹来啦10500:11:52,036 --> 00:11:53,333快点，藏起来10600:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,473动作快点10700:12:10,154 --> 00:12:12,554我把这些搁这了吗
10800:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,301你在这，找到你了10900:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,174他晕过去好一阵子了11000:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,677伙计，他已经死了吧11100:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,546别慌，毁尸灭迹11200:14:21,719 --> 00:14:24,483我需要三个垃圾袋，一个铲子，一些消毒剂11300:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,715一些消毒手套和香草，快动手11400:14:26,924 --> 00:14:29,119别忙，大侦探，他醒来了11500:14:29,293 --> 00:14:31,989我一定听到什么声音11600:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,457天，这一定是幻觉11700:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,830先生，你还好吗
11800:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,135退后
11900:14:44,308 --> 00:14:45,639松鼠不会说话12000:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,471嘿12100:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,309听着，天才12200:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,005我们是花栗鼠，花栗鼠12300:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,515花栗鼠也不会说话的12400:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,381我们嘴唇在动，话就说出来了12500:14:56,954 --> 00:14:58,478什么事都没发生过12600:14:58,656 --> 00:15:02,183我没有在和花栗鼠说话我没有在和花栗鼠说话12700:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,555自欺欺人不好吧，戴夫?12800:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,824你咋知道我的名字12900:15:06,998 --> 00:15:10,092这个我来回答，我们看了你的邮件，无意中的13000:15:10,268 --> 00:15:12,600你应该清了那些生活帐单，戴夫13100:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,671-难道你没听过信用评级
-这个是什么
13200:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,707嘿，嘿，嘿别乱动…关掉它13300:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,503不好意思13400:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,771他出生时从树上摔了下来13500:15:22,980 --> 00:15:25,073是不是所有的动物都会说话
13600:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,616这个嘛，我相信鱼只会手语13700:15:28,786 --> 00:15:31,949嘿，是不是所有人类家里闻上都象臭袜子
13800:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,613戴夫喜欢穿13900:15:33,791 --> 00:15:36,555秃毛的脏内衣14000:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,525我们不应彼此怀有敌意14100:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,762让我们先来自我介绍14200:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,265你好，我是西蒙，最聪明的14300:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,767- 他是艾尔文- 最棒的14400:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,769我是喜多14500:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,568哦，很高兴见到你们现在滚出我的房子14600:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,268但是我们会说话14700:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,577这就让我更想赶你们出去14800:15:57,749 --> 00:16:01,082这很怪异，不自然，还有点邪恶14900:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,720我更喜欢他昏迷的时候
