求一个搞笑小品，6人表演，要求台词带有简单英语。
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6人英语话剧小剧本-小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow
Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy
I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh
No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood\\\/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you
急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
Our dreams, they feel real while we're in them, right? It's ly when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a questi, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of . 我们做梦的时候，梦境是真实的，对不对
只有到醒来的时候才会意识到事情不对劲儿。
我问你，你从来都不记得梦从何而起是不是
你总是直接插入到梦中所发生的一切。
关于造梦的原型 Never recreate places from your memory. Always imagine new places! 不要根据记忆重塑梦境。
统统想像出全新的场景。
关于盗梦 the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it. 最具有可塑性的是什么
是人的想法。
人类一个简单的念头可以创造城市。
一个念头可以改变世界重写一切游戏规则。
这就是为什么我要从梦中把它盗取出来。
关于生命的悔恨 The moment's passed. Whatever I do I can't change this moment. I'm about to call out to them. They run away. If I'm ever to see their faces gotta get back home. The real world. 那个时刻我没有把握住。
无论我做什么我都不能挽回。
我想要呼唤他们，他们却恰好跑开了。
如果我再见到他们的脸庞，我就只能回家去。
回到真实的世界。
关于爱 You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together. 你等着一辆火车，它会把你带到远方。
你明白自己希望火车把你带到哪儿，不过你也心存犹豫。
但这一切都没有关系——因为我们在一起。
关于放手 I can't stay with her anymore because she doesn't exist. I wish. I wish more than anything. But I can't imagine you with all your complexity, all you perfection, all your imperfection. Look at you. You are just a shade of my real wife. You're the best I can do; but I'm sorry, you are just not good enough. 她不是真实存在的，我不能和她呆在一起。
我也想，我比什么都想，但我想像不出你的复杂情绪、你的种种完美和不完美。
看看吧，你只是我妻子的一个影子。
你只是我竭尽全力能创造出来的而已，但是很遗憾，你远远比不上真实的她。
阿凡达》经典英文经典台词一：最多的台词 I SEE YOU 句子虽然很简单，但包含了复杂的意思。
可以蕴含看，理解，凝视，明白，观望等无数意义，越是简单的越代表了复杂的含义。
I SEE YOU 不是表象的我看见你。
应该是一种发自内心的一种沟通，以及一种带有敬意的词汇 经典英文经典台词二：最震撼的台词 THEY CAN NOT TAKE WHATEVERY THEY WANT~! 很煽情，很有号召力…… 经典英文经典台词三：鼓舞士气的经典台词 People heaven sent us a message 人类给我们带来了信息 And nobody can stop 而且没人能阻止 But we send them a message 但是我们也要让他们看到 Run as fast as the wind 像风一样奔跑 Tell other clans to come 告诉别的种族 Tell them that they toruk makto needs 告诉他们图鲁克所需要的 Fly now 飞吧 With me 和我一起 My brethrens 兄弟们 Sisters 姐妹们 And we are showing new people heaven 我们要让他们知道 Cannot take all they want 他们并不能得到所有 And that's，This is our land 因为，这里是——是我们的土地! Isabella Swan：You've got to give me some answers. Edward Cullen：I'd rather hear your theories. Isabella Swan：I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. Edward Cullen：That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy? 伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。
” ：“我宁可听你的推测。
” 伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性变异蜘蛛和氪石。
” ：“是那些之类的么
那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢
如果我是...那些坏人呢
” Edward Cullen：My family.......we're different from others of our kind.......we only hunt animals.........We've learned to control our thirst. But it's you ,your scent, It's like a drug to me .you're like my own personal brand of heroin ：“我的家人，和其他不同。
我们只捕猎动物。
我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。
但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。
” Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. 贝拉：有三件事我是可以肯定的：第一，Edward是一个；第二，在他身体内有一部分——我不知道那一部分起多大作用——非常渴望我的鲜血；第三，我毫无条件地、不可救药地爱上了他。
Edward Cullen：And so the lion fell in love with the lamb Isabella Swan：What a stupid lamb. Edward Cullen：What a sick, masochistic lion. 爱德华： 这么说，狮子爱上了羔羊…… 贝拉： 多愚蠢的羔羊啊。
爱德华：多霸道而变态的狮子啊。
Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct? 爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid. Edward：Good. Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. 贝拉：现在我害怕了。
爱德华：是吗。
贝拉: 我不是害怕你。
我只是害怕失去你。
Isabella Swan: You know，Everybody's staring. Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways. 贝拉：你知道，大家都在看我们。
爱德华：他不算……不，他只是在看。
我现在已不惧一切打破规则，反正我已经要下地狱了。
Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster? Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. 爱德华：那就是你所梦想的吗
成为怪物
贝拉：我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. Edward Cullen：Say it out loud. Say it. Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. 贝拉：我知道你是什么了。
你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。
你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。
你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。
你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。
爱德华：“大声的说出来那是什么。
说出来。
” 伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。
” Bella: How old are you? Edward: Seventeen. Bella: How long have you been seventeen? Edward: A while. 贝拉：你几岁
爱德华：17岁。
贝拉：你17岁多久了
爱德华：有一阵子了。
Edward: Bella, you are my life now. 爱德华：贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
Bella: I dream about being with you forever. Edward: Forever? Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me? 贝拉：我梦想永远和你在一起 爱德华：永远
爱德华：和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗
Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal. 贝拉：最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
Edward：Isabella Swan，I promise to love you every moment forever. 爱德华：伊莎贝拉·斯旺，我答应会爱你到海枯石烂，至死不渝。
Jane：She is still human, the volturi don' give second chances. 简：她仍然是一个人类，沃尔图里不会给她第二次机会的。
Bella：Why are you so against me to come with you? 贝拉：你为什么这么反感和我在一起
Edward：I know the consequences of the choice you are making after a few decades, everyone you know will be dead. 爱德华：我知道你做出这个决定的后果，若干年后，你熟悉的人都将一一死去。
Jacob：You wouldn't have to change for me, bella. i am in love with you. and i want you to pick me and start a family. 雅各布：为什么不给我个机会呢，贝拉。
我是真的爱你，我真的希望你能选择我并和我永远在一起。
Jacob：You have to consider the idea that i might be better for her than you are. 雅各布：你应该考虑一下，也许我比你更适合照顾她。
Bella：Edward, she found us. 贝拉：爱德华，她知道我们在这。
Edward：I will protect you no matter what 爱德华：我会一直保护你。
Bella：You don't know what you're getting yourself into. 贝拉：你不知道你将你自己卷入了什么。
Jacob：I am gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. 雅各布：我将为你而战，直到到我的心脏停止跳动的那一刻。
sabella Swan：You've got to give me some answers. 伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。
” Edward Cullen：I'd rather hear your theories. 爱德华：“我宁可听你的推测。
” Isabella Swan：I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. 伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性导致变异的蜘蛛侠和克力普敦超人。
” Edward Cullen：That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy? 爱德华：“那不都是些超级英雄之类的吗
那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢
如果我是...坏人呢
” Edward: My family, we're different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. We have learned how to control our thirst. But it's you, your scent, it's like a drug to me. You 're like my own personal brand of heroin. 爱德华：“我的家人，和其他吸血鬼不同。
我们只捕猎动物。
我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。
但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。
” Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct? 爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子吸血鬼，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid. 伊莎贝拉：“现在我害怕了。
” Edward：Good. 爱德华：“是吗。
” Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. 伊莎贝拉: “我不是害怕你。
我只是害怕失去你。
” Isabella Swan: You know，Everybody's staring. 伊莎贝拉：“你知道，大家都在看我们。
” Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways. Since I‘m going to hell. 爱德华：“那个人不是，他只是看看。
现在我们打破所有规矩了，反正我要去地狱的。
” Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster? 爱德华：“那就是你所梦想的吗
成为怪物
” Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. 贝拉：“我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。
” Edward: Forever? 爱德华：“永远
” Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me? 爱德华：“和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗
” Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal. 贝拉：“最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
” Edward: Bella, you are my life now. 爱德华：“贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
” Edward Cullen：I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore. 爱德华：“我再也没有能力离开你半步了。
” Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. 贝拉：我知道你是什么了。
你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。
你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。
你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。
你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。
Edward Cullen：Say it ,out loud. Say it. 爱德华：“大声的说出来。
说啊
” Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. 伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。
” Isbella: How old are you? 伊莎贝拉：你几岁
Edward: Seventeen. 爱德华：“17岁。
” Isbella: How long have you been seventeen? 伊莎贝拉：你17岁多久了
Edward: A while. 爱德华：有一阵子了。
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. 外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛. 2.We’re the luckiest sons-of-*es in the world. 我们是真*走运极了.(地道的美国骂人) 3.There is nothing I couldn’t give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you’re heart to me. 如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧. 4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. 读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实) 5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you’re in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。
10.We’re women. Our choices are never easy. 我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump. (another touching sentence) 你跳,我就跳. 12.Will you give us a chance to live? 能不能给我们留一条生路? 13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣. 14.You’re going to get out of here. You’re going to go on and you’re going to make lots of babies and you’re going to watch them grow and you’re going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. 你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大.你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是像这样的死去。
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女神约我去看电影，进影院一会电影就开始了，影片序幕提示是一部国外的片子，于是我弱弱的跟女神说了声：我不能看，我先出去了
女神追出影院问道：怎么就不能看了
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我没有18……
英语二人短片小剧本
场景1： S:Morning mom. M: morning dear. M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast? S:ok. M:Did you finish your homework dear? S:yes M:Did you brush your teeth? S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I go down. M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm? S:nothing... M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos? S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos. M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you. seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them. S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art. M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late, got to go.Tonight we must have family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you. S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me! (S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话） 场景2： F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school? S:I'm free this morning. F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study, your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and What's cool. S:(对电话里说）call me later Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and what should I do.I'm not a baby! F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you. S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me? F:What? S:Nothing... (S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.) 场景3： M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind. F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem. M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good. F:Phone waste too much time! S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me.... 翻译：场景1 ： 问：早上妈妈。
男：今天上午亲爱的。
男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐
问：确定。
男：你完成你的功课亲爱的
问：是 男：你刷牙
问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊
问：什么... 男：来这里。
让我看看。
沙地，您有纹身
S模式：不
这是一个图片我是抽奖。
看
清洁的
没有真正纹身。
男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings 所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。
问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。
男：纹身是艺术
我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有 家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。
问：有什么不好我心中
你不理解我吧
（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话） 场景2 ： 传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学
问：我今天上午免费。
传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究， 您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。
问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和 我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿
传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。
问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗
传真：什么
问：什么... （ S模式：您好，是的
我自由...没关系，回头见。
） 场景3 ： 男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。
传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。
男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。
传真：电话浪费太多时间
问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....参考资料：翻译可能有点问题，楼主怎么的也得给个辛苦分吧.....
求个2-3人英语类搞笑对话短剧（最好间插中文）
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter
Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得
你，世界上什么最大
Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯………眼皮…… Teacher: What
Eyelids
老师：什么
眼皮
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。
因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
两人经典搞笑对白台词
1、子乔：曾小你是一个男人，能让你的应该是魔鬼的身材而不是的后妈
2、小贤，昨天我右眼皮跳你也说我有艳遇。
子乔：你不懂，左眼跳桃花开，右眼跳菊花开。
正所谓……忽如一夜春风来，春天里那个百花开
3、小贤：不会啊，《魔鬼的后妈》只有24集啊。
关谷：可是你之前还看了40集的《我的亲娘在哪里》，80集的《离婚了不哭》，还有160集的《当媳妇熬成婆》。
恭喜你……你经历了一个女人的一生
4、一菲：我们是有身份的客人，别弄得跟装修队一样。
5、小贤：我是新——新——新来的
第一季的时候，我可是主角
6、一菲：听着，以前的格局是展博，宛瑜和我。
现在他们俩在一起了，就成了展博和宛瑜（顿）还有我。
明白吗
关谷：哦
我知道。
这就是我常做的中文断句练习。
