自我介绍开场白幽默台词
大家好，我是xxx，我有一个优点是比别人懒，要说我有多懒呢，我都懒得跟你们说。
蔡徐坤的口头禅是什么
最美不过夕阳红，最帅不过蔡徐坤
蔡徐坤打篮球是什么梗
：A:Ladies and Gentlemen:We are very happy to gather here to hold an English evening party. ----XXXXXXX! I'm XXX FROM XXX B:I'm XXX FROM XXX We are very glad to be the host of this evening party.A:Learning English can broaden your minds,enhance your knowledge.By doing this , you will know the customs and cultures of other countries.And enjoy the holl time.B:Yeah, English shows up everywhere,they can be a beautiful song if you sing them with melody.A:They can be a soul poem if u read them with u heart.B:They can be a effective tool when you communicate with foreigners.A:Today, a colorful performance which acted by XXXX (class or school) will be held here. The performance shows us what happiness and colorful life it is in XXXX.and the fun of learning english.B:Now it's time for us to have performance. For this evening party all the (classes or classmates) have made careful preparations. So I'm sure we'll be able to enjoy many excellent performances tonight. 结束：A:Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, tonight ,we really got lots of happiness in the show.B:Yeah, we prove that English can be such beautiful once again.we can so nearly touch English and feel the power of it!A:From now on, we needn't be in trouble in English, because we got the key.B:''Just do it'' is not only a spirit of doing sports, but also a spirit of studying English.A:We got really various of exciting performance tonight, we wish the ( X hours) ' performance have brought you lots of happiness and some interests in English.B:we have to say goodbye to you now. We are looking forward to getting together here next time!! Goodbye and Goodnight!差不多吧。
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我没懂什么 是要我翻译么我不想翻。
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我改了一下 还分段了 如果你们是2个人正好可以说 一个人就和在一起说吧。
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弄了我好长时间..
速求生日宴会中的开场白,祝福语,庆生贺词,结束语.
第一!绝对不意气用事!第二!绝对不漏判任何一件坏事!第三!绝对裁判的公正漂亮!裁判机器人蜻蜓队长前来进见!这场争夺战由我来做裁判!蜻蜓队长豪马灯!这场比赛的项目是．．．．
给我一些劲爆开场的音乐。
这个版本太多了。
给你一个，可以自己修改成任何角色的故事：一个中国教师死后，和上帝喝茶，上帝认为他太能干了，会打扰天堂的幽静，于是就把他打入了地狱。
刚过了一个星期，阎王就满头大汗找上门来说：“上帝呀，赶紧把他弄走吧”。
上帝问：“怎么回事
”阎王说：“地狱的小鬼们都被他激活了，天天写教案，填表格，写基金，报奖项，谈教育创新，科教兴冥，他还要我做学科建设，班主任，学生导师，兼职辅导员，绩效考核，师德建设，青年教师导师，让所有人满意。
上帝大怒：“让他上天堂，看我怎么收拾他”。
一个月后，阎王遇见上帝，问：“亲爱的上帝，那个教师被您收拾得怎么样了
上帝停住脚步，回答说：“你犯了三个错误，第一，你应该先导入，回顾上次我们的谈话概要，再开始今天的谈话
第二，这个世界根本就没有上帝，只有学生才是上帝
第三，我没有时间和你闲扯蛋，我还有两个课题没结项呢。
最后，我再警告你，和我谈话的时候，必须有教案，不带教案谈话是严重的聊天事故
