杜淳小品青春同学会剧本台词
表演者：郭阳郭亮、侯振鹏郭阳：你说这都几点了，同学聚会一个同学还没来呢。
侯振鹏：郭阳：郭阳：哎，侯，没来晚吧
侯振鹏：没来晚。
郭阳：没回来你都是第一个来。
侯振鹏：那，同学的事在我心里比什么都重要。
郭阳：就你嘴甜。
侯振鹏：今儿都叫谁了
郭阳：我呀，我也没叫谁，就是咱们当时玩乐队的那哥几个，对了，我今天还叫了一个。
侯振鹏：谁啊
郭阳：一直咱们组乐队的时候，屁股后边老跟着咱们那姑娘。
侯振鹏：大秃子。
郭阳：你们家姑娘叫大秃子，冬冬啊
侯振鹏：就那校花。
郭阳：校花，我今天憋着跟她表白呢。
侯振鹏：老想着人家。
郭阳：那可不，那也得想着。
冬冬：是这屋吗
郭阳：来了，冬冬。
郭阳、侯振鹏：坐，坐。
侯振鹏：女大十八变，越变越好看。
郭阳：这句话说得好。
侯振鹏：你记得吗，你上学时候多难看。
冬冬：你说谁难看。
郭阳：你别生气，小品吧咱说点别的。
侯振鹏：咱要不点菜。
郭阳：点菜不行，亮子还没来呢。
侯振鹏：不用等他，他跟我说他有点事，今天办完事以后直接来同学会。
服务员，点菜。
郭阳：咱们这是第几次聚会了
侯振鹏：第几次啊
冬冬：第三次。
郭阳：那第一次可是我请的。
冬冬：第二次我买的单。
郭阳：那这第三次可该你了。
（电话响）侯振鹏：喂，行，我着急，我有事。
郭阳：你等会，你把电话先撂下。
侯振鹏：我有急事。
郭阳：你那电话是我的，知道吗，撂下撂下。
有请主角儿郭阳郭亮唱的英文歌叫什么
歌名: Who's That Girl ? 演唱: Eve Yo, yo, yoThey wanna knowWho's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laWho's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laCan I turn you on by my word's spell?Look into my eyes think I want you, can't tellMe I keep it sexy, daddy so I can't failKeep it gangsta for the cowards so I give 'em hellCall me misfit, lips spit a gang of trashWrist glist now cause I make a gang of cashLight glance, still street with the do-ragSlang, spit game, change speech, how they do that?Watch they mouths drop, watch the crowds pop up and act outBroads with the screw face, smash on and knock outAin't changed game game around me, I run the gameIf I gotta keep it gritty so be it, I'm supposed to changeLike simple, dizzy broads ain't messin' with my mentalNatural born hustlin' bitch check what I've been throughGot mine took it from you, and now you slot mineExec to my own shit, dawg I ownin' dot coms'Who's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laWho's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laI can understand why you're scared of EveThought I did it one way, ain't prepared for meHuh, mad cause an image I don't care to beRealness, real shit, spit realityAttitude rude, that's the Philly in INeed me in the game, I'm the thrill in your lifeBreath of fresh airLittle boys hang me on their wall, I grow 'em chest hairWhy you listenin to other shit?You go the best hereCome on try your luck shorty, I got the rest scaredBet you anything you aint ready and you get left thereAin't known for frontin' vouch for my behavior,Same way they get down I get down for this paperSixteen lean from my pence so you can test herStill need to know who I am then cop the recordTake it like a class on me and learn the lessonBottom line my world, my way any questionsWho's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laWho's that girl?La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laEve's that girlLa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, laPower moves is made everyday by this thorough bitchI'mma get this bank anyway that I do this shitI was born to shine while most of y'all was borderline bullshitKnow exactly what I want from me, you cats is clueless,Dispose the flow through my hands like waterHeat starts growing from my son or my daughterEve want her own cash, fuck what you bought herHe spend, you owe, that's what mommy taught herAll ball is played, won't starve todaySong after song I write so I get paidThought I wasn't followin' up with the second roundNow bitch swallow it up while I shut it downMake em love me over again and over your nameBetcha they get over your style and over your fameWhy you lookin sad at me, I ain't the blameBack to plan B baby I can feel your pain
郭阳郭亮，小品《铁锤应聘》开头背景音乐到底是叫什么名字啊
歌名叫《别送我》，是电影《乘风破浪》的插曲，原曲是美国民谣《500 miles》，韩寒改编的中文歌词，演唱者是陈鸿宇、刘昊霖 、苏紫旭、寒洛。
杜淳小品青春同学会剧本台词
表演者：郭阳郭亮、侯振鹏郭阳：你说这都几点了，同学聚会一个同学还没来呢。
侯振鹏：郭阳：郭阳：哎，侯，没来晚吧
侯振鹏：没来晚。
郭阳：没回来你都是第一个来。
侯振鹏：那，同学的事在我心里比什么都重要。
郭阳：就你嘴甜。
侯振鹏：今儿都叫谁了
郭阳：我呀，我也没叫谁，就是咱们当时玩乐队的那哥几个，对了，我今天还叫了一个。
侯振鹏：谁啊
郭阳：一直咱们组乐队的时候，屁股后边老跟着咱们那姑娘。
侯振鹏：大秃子。
郭阳：你们家姑娘叫大秃子，冬冬啊
侯振鹏：就那校花。
郭阳：校花，我今天憋着跟她表白呢。
侯振鹏：老想着人家。
郭阳：那可不，那也得想着。
冬冬：是这屋吗
郭阳：来了，冬冬。
郭阳、侯振鹏：坐，坐。
侯振鹏：女大十八变，越变越好看。
郭阳：这句话说得好。
侯振鹏：你记得吗，你上学时候多难看。
冬冬：你说谁难看。
郭阳：你别生气，小品吧咱说点别的。
侯振鹏：咱要不点菜。
郭阳：点菜不行，亮子还没来呢。
侯振鹏：不用等他，他跟我说他有点事，今天办完事以后直接来同学会。
服务员，点菜。
郭阳：咱们这是第几次聚会了
侯振鹏：第几次啊
冬冬：第三次。
郭阳：那第一次可是我请的。
冬冬：第二次我买的单。
郭阳：那这第三次可该你了。
（电话响）侯振鹏：喂，行，我着急，我有事。
郭阳：你等会，你把电话先撂下。
侯振鹏：我有急事。
郭阳：你那电话是我的，知道吗，撂下撂下。
