小品就差钱完整台词
苏格兰“调情” 我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
如果要急（ji一声）头掰脸吃一顿得多（duo二声）少钱
哎呀妈呀，大爷你真敞亮。
你太帅了。
嘿嘿。
我给你兜明白儿的噢~ 那个是不是卤子贵啊
卤子不要钱，那来碗卤子 妈呀没那（nen四声）上过呀。
那是我没来。
我要来了你早就这么上了。
去吧去吧快去。
妈呀这老爷子。
我要说面条不要钱要面条了呢还。
这个可以有，这个真没有。
长的挺委婉的 小沈阳：我那意思吧就人不能把钱看的太重了，钱乃身外之物。
人生最痛苦的事情你知道是什么吗
赵本山：啥啊
小沈阳：人死了，钱没花了。
赵本山：人这一生最最痛苦的事儿你知道什么吗
小沈阳：啥呀
赵本山：是人活着呢，钱没了。
不差钱，放心吧噢，把这好好炖了。
我指定红湖水浪打浪，长江后浪推前浪
一浪更比一浪强，把我爹拍在沙滩上。
如果你要真能把我领上道勒~我…我就感谢你八辈儿祖宗。
（不是），我…我代表八辈儿祖宗都感谢你。
忘不了你对我的大恩大德我这辈子也不会忘记你，我做鬼都不会放过你滴。
穿跑偏了，我说怎么走路没有裆呢 赵本山：哎呀啊嘿~你看小崔似的，没准都有...实在...哎呀妈呀这一笑多（二声）像你姥爷临走那张照片。
毛毛：哎~爷...你快看快看，不笑更像。
赵本山：四斤的龙虾一只。
小沈阳：对不起，没那么大的。
赵本山：有~多大的
小沈阳：有...有一斤多的儿啊。
赵本山：一斤多的...有...有么
小沈阳：有...还是...没有啊
赵本山：这个...我跟你说哈...有没有...你...这是你开的店...你还不明白么
这不差钱。
小沈阳：啊...那没有。
赵本山：没有… 你们饭店...表示不
小沈阳：赠送一个呗
哎呀我的妈呀…大爷你咋这么抠捏
你说你一个没点，完了我们还得搭一个是吧
有时一想跟睡觉是一样一样的：眼睛一闭一睁，一天过去了哈~眼睛一闭不睁，这辈子就过去了哈~ 毛毛：我…我是来自大城市~铁岭~莲花~赤水沟子的。
我…我名字叫丫蛋儿。
今…今天我心情…非常的冲动。
（激动）今…今夜阳光明媚。
今夜多云转晴。
小沈阳：哎妈呀。
报天气预报呢呵~ 其实，毕老师，我的命运跟她是一样的，我也有一个姓毕的姥爷。
你可拉倒吧
用不着，别套了。
我的中文名字叫“小沈阳”我的英文名字叫XiaoShenyang
春晚小品《不差钱》丫蛋儿的台词 ?????
毛毛（丫蛋儿）：我才18
毛毛（丫蛋儿）：放心吧爷爷，我一定长江后浪推前浪，一浪一浪又一浪，把我爹撂在沙滩上。
2.毛毛（丫蛋儿）：我感谢我姥爷，我今天终于能上《溜光大道》啦
我一辈子忘不了我姥爷的大恩大德，我做鬼也不会放过你
小品剧本;不差钱2
小品剧本；不差钱2 小品剧本；不差钱2-就差房 幕启，赵老汉来到铁岭原先的苏格兰餐厅门前。
） 赵老汉：到了。
今天还在这家苏格兰餐厅吃饭，这家饭店打卤面的卤不要钱。
赵老汉：小沈阳，来碗苏格兰打卤面。
小沈阳：哎呀，这不是赵大爷吗
我这不开饭店了，你看看这招牌。
赵老汉：苏格兰房产中介公司。
哎，小伙子，你这好好的苏格兰餐厅不开了，改成房产中介公司是为的啥呀
小沈阳：大爷，你这是很久没进城了吧
你知道现如今干啥最赚钱
就是搞房地产开发。
我寻思着这开饭店挣钱太少，搞房地产咱又没大钱没关系，就把苏格兰餐厅改成苏格兰房产中介公司了，买卖房子准比开饭店挣的多。
赵老汉：那你这公司都有多少 小沈阳：现在就我一个人，既是董事长，也是业务部经理，还兼着房产项目推销员。
赵老汉：我看你就是不懂理。
哪家公司有一个人就能开的
小沈阳：大爷你是不知道，头前儿我刚开公司的时候，那会儿房子卖得火，公司也雇了几个人。
可是后来上面出了房地产调控政策了，房子卖不大动了，我就让那几个职员走了，不然没有生意还得给人家开工资。
赵老汉：那正好。
我孙女大学毕业后，就在铁岭找了工作，早晚也得在城里买房，我就当来买房的顾客，也了解一下买房的消息。
小沈阳：大爷你是来对了。
想买房的话，就得赶紧下手，不然这房价越涨越高，买晚了就吃大亏了。
赵老汉：哎，不对呀
你不是刚说上面出了啥调控政策，房子都卖不
小品《不差钱》开始的那句台词是什么
“对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店。
不收农副产品”
跪求小品 不差钱 英文剧本 急急急
Zhao Benshan: Tieling This is the most expensive hotels, Scotland flirt Maomao: Do you read the anti-Scottish sentiment, the old has been expensive Zhao Benshan: money, and 30,000, with no packet ah Maomao: I fell on the炕上 Zhao Benshan: Here you are work, but also landed a炕上 Maomao: pocket until more than 70 yuan Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 Maomao: not enough ah Zhao Benshan: enough can be the Zhao Benshan: Attendants Small Shenyang: I beg your pardon uncle, we are high-end hotels, no agricultural products Zhao Benshan: We are eating, the girl in this very important meal Small Shenyang: You Tube who told the girl, I was pure husband Zhao Benshan: how to wear a skirt Small Shenyang: nor is it a skirt, which is七分裤, it has legs, anxious Misdraw, and I said how inconvenient walk Zhao Benshan:那条腿left to others to wear, boy I tell you, today requested the important guests, you must be good hospitality Small Shenyang: No problem Zhao Benshan: you in this hotel, if a meal to eat, how much. The most expensive elements on how much to eat Small Shenyang: to 1, 20,000 yuan Zhao Benshan: whether or not this is the case, today, tomorrow, to foot the bill for dinner Small Shenyang:打白条? Zhao Benshan: No打白条, give you tips Small Shenyang: Grandpa, you太帅the Zhao Benshan: guests come, I order you to give me time to bear the expensive dishes, I point Small Shenyang: I say no Zhao Benshan: Are you too understand Maomao: Grandfather, I'm hungry Small Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl Zhao Benshan: expensive Small Shenyang: Scotland beat Lu noodles Zhao Benshan:鲁子money is not? Small Shenyang: Do not the money! Zhao Benshan:鲁子first bowl, while the completion of the Avenue of Stars to a Teacher, you give me an indisputable face, this is the best chance in life, cultivate your Grandfather forty years Maomao: Grandfather, I have little Zhao Benshan: I train your dad many years, your dad is semi-finished products, have become cultural station, you have confidence in Maomao: Honghu water, waves more than one wave, and I want my father hit the beach Small Shenyang:鲁子to the Maomao: HAVE A LITTLE salt of the Grandfather Small Shenyang: Here you are engaging in a bowl of boiled water Small Shenyang: You are not who you, you are the protagonist, No, Bai No, the old Albert, you are a teacher you have completed Teacher to complete has come, ah Come person, now the run Zhao Benshan: What, what noisy ah, so that the wolf bite it? Small Shenyang: Teacher to the completion of phase I according to it? Bi Jian: I find Lotus Tie-Zhu Zhao County Cultural head of the Davis Zhao Benshan: I am a Tie-Zhu Zhao's father, you find a yes Bi Jian: Davis, yes Zhao Benshan: County layout is very grand, cloth a hall, a large room, a large photo on the middle, surrounded by flower Bi Jian: brother, What color flower are Zhao Benshan: white, yellow both.拿着笔people are waiting for you, excited ah Bi Jian: We have to let the township Zhao Benshan: village layout I first ate a meal in Tieling, passengers will be with the Lord, you are right in accordance with the arrangements I Small Shenyang: Teacher to complete according to a phase I Bi Jian: You are male attendants Zhao Benshan: we are fellow, you are not right person Dalian Bi Jian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: we are relatives, my grandfather lived in Dalian Bi Jian: What's the name of Maomao: a closed-door court Bi Jian: You lords very formidable playing mahjong Zhao Benshan: smile, much like when you take the old pictures, the children just like old pro, quick call a good old Maomao: Good lord. Bi Jian: The Chinese New Year lucky money also did not give you any Small Shenyang: We have not completed the Teacher camera Zhao Benshan: first a la carte Small Shenyang: how to eat after the run to do Zhao Benshan: you point it Bi Jian: We just eat Zhao Benshan: It is now well-off, and you struggle to eat, how much you eat eat Bi sword: not to eat Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone 4 Small Shenyang: no I beg your pardon. Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Small Shenyang: not so big Zhao Benshan: how much. Small Shenyang: Only the pound. Zhao Benshan: have or not ah Small Shenyang: none. Bi Jian: shark not to point Zhao Benshan: do not have to eat, and I have a stuck eating shark fin, the last to come out用镊子hospital. What hotel are you not, hard to once you find out the boss Small Shenyang: not available Zhao Benshan: the boss does not Small Shenyang: the boss out Zhao Benshan: What to eat ah Bi Jian: to point routine Zhao Benshan: to the people, the children, to a small pheasant stewed mushrooms Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have Small Shenyang: This really does not Zhao Benshan: Helena to bring back Bi sword: there is no chickens Koyasan Zhao Benshan: this stew, and fool around Small Shenyang: Who is the idiot you say? Zhao Benshan: stupid egg Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Jian: brother, the next hotel, materials are themselves engaged in Zhao Benshan: There is no,几个菜, and two, and give more opportunities for teachers to complete your hotel. Small Shenyang: presented a chant! Oh, so how do you buckle uncle! A not a little, we would also like to give a. Zhao Benshan: I point the abalone, lobster, you do not mind a few do, Small Shenyang: have not, you do not mind a few do, my age a small person's life is very short, sometimes with sleep are the same, and one eye closed, one earned, one day later, one eye closed, not earned, passed in this life Bi Jian: brilliant. Zhao Benshan: incisive what, he is fine fart Small Shenyang: money is身外之物, Human What is most painful, die, the money did not flower. Zhao Benshan: The most painful is the person alive, the money gone. The child ah Small Shenyang: This too has been stingy. Zhao Benshan: do dishes while, duck came from an early age is an art of bacteria Bi Jian: art cells Zhao Benshan: look to see if you can be on the Avenue of Stars. Bi Jian: brother, I understood, you then I am here, is the granddaughter in order to allow the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: waiter, grabbed the microphone karaoke OK. Bi Jian: In accordance with U.S. rules,自报家门 Zhao Benshan: to start from the front, not nervous Maomao: I come from big cities are Tieling Lotus Dashuigou Chek son, my name is duck feelings today are the impulse sunny Tonight, Tonight, cloudy to sunny. Small Shenyang: ah al weather forecast Zhao Benshan: mood! Are feeling. Maomao: mood from cloudy to sunny, why ah, I find my lords, I very good master to take me on溜光Avenue. Bi Jian: Avenue of Stars Mao: I am very grateful to my lord for giving me this opportunity to thank you too, and really be able to bring me to the road, I thank you for eight generation ancestors, my ancestors on behalf of eight people, thank you, will not let you play a trick on . Zhao Benshan: the child is the revenge you want to, ah, do not pay a debt of gratitude, Gratitude, out can not forget you, Li Gu Yi singing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Maomao: Li Na that are, and live performance, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau Zhao Benshan: Central do not have to sing, and sing behind. Bi Jian: age is not, really high voice Zhao Benshan: again a Maomao: Grandfather, today, eat a little salty Zhao Benshan: behind连哭带sing Bi Jian: Wait, Say连哭带line will not do, talk about the award-winning speech, Avenue of Stars is the true story has yet to Beijing, on the award-winning speech. Zhao Benshan: lords him here, I have not psychological bottom right, I said the number of three, she would cry, really, with the lords have feelings, old photos here. Maomao: (expression of cry ... laugh ...) Zhao Benshan: finished, what laughter. Maomao: too interesting Bi sword: not said, talent is true that singing is not bad. Small Shenyang: This is a good, ah, this will last, I can last. Zhao Benshan: You section begins and ends, the Small Shenyang: The Avenue of Stars Zhao Benshan: You上炕Yes, it is a matter for the arts circle Small Shenyang: You let me sing one Zhao Benshan: will not let you sing Small Shenyang: will not let me sing, I will be out of your business account Zhao Benshan: You say, must be better than to sing good Bi Jian: You started to speak, or自报家门 Small Shenyang: I am in fact, and his fate is the same, there is also a surname of the master Bi Bi Jian: What you will Small Shenyang: I will be a parody Bi Jian: Who imitate Small Shenyang: Liu Huan Teacher Bi Jian: imitate that period? Small Shenyang: I and you Zhao Benshan: No, he should not and your singing! Bi Jian: It is not me and him. Zhao Benshan: Well, I better not. Bi Jian: This is the name of a song called me and you, sing! Small Shenyang: you and I, heart to heart ... ... Small Shenyang: Oh妈呀, singing into a myth! Zhao Benshan: leave it, sing migraine, and serve it Small Shenyang: I have a quartet, and I sing a bar of刀郎 Zhao Benshan: Do you sing it屎壳郎 Small Shenyang: Yes刀郎singer's name, the names of singers are刀郎 Bi Jian: You come back a Small Shenyang: I will sing the Avenue of Stars, Aaron's song. Bi Jian: What's your name Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is called small Shenyang Bi Jian: There are still a foreign name Small Shenyang: Small ~ ~ Yang Shen Bi Jian: What? Zhao Benshan: hear no English name叫小~ ~ hurt ~ ~ like Bi Jian: Where are you from the person, Small Shenyang: I莲花村are the Bi Jian: You are the莲花村? Bi sword: your son, let me find a small Shenyang, That's him, tomorrow I'll go to Beijing on the Avenue of Stars Zhao Benshan: vegetable stew gave you, and you do not give me her face to the old face, we should not allow him to meet with you master, you seen上网news, click-through rate very high, above the duck said that she . Bi Jian: duck is him! Bi Jian: serve immediately, today's meal, I package, and I'll treat you, duck, and tomorrow you follow the big brother on the Avenue of Stars, you engage in a combination is called not bad money. Maomao: I can go yet Bi Jian: Yes. Maomao: Thank you, master. Small Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: Avenue of Stars are the people arena, they have had, and I would also like you. Bi Jian: Online also has your name. Zhao Benshan: Your little bit of give it a try. Zhao Benshan: Actually, I still have not told you a secret! Bi Jian: What secret? Zhao Benshan: Actually, I also named Bi lords.
