跪求小品 不差钱 英文剧本 急急急
Zhao Benshan: Tieling This is the most expensive hotels, Scotland flirt Maomao: Do you read the anti-Scottish sentiment, the old has been expensive Zhao Benshan: money, and 30,000, with no packet ah Maomao: I fell on the炕上 Zhao Benshan: Here you are work, but also landed a炕上 Maomao: pocket until more than 70 yuan Zhao Benshan: I still have 400 Maomao: not enough ah Zhao Benshan: enough can be the Zhao Benshan: Attendants Small Shenyang: I beg your pardon uncle, we are high-end hotels, no agricultural products Zhao Benshan: We are eating, the girl in this very important meal Small Shenyang: You Tube who told the girl, I was pure husband Zhao Benshan: how to wear a skirt Small Shenyang: nor is it a skirt, which is七分裤, it has legs, anxious Misdraw, and I said how inconvenient walk Zhao Benshan:那条腿left to others to wear, boy I tell you, today requested the important guests, you must be good hospitality Small Shenyang: No problem Zhao Benshan: you in this hotel, if a meal to eat, how much. The most expensive elements on how much to eat Small Shenyang: to 1, 20,000 yuan Zhao Benshan: whether or not this is the case, today, tomorrow, to foot the bill for dinner Small Shenyang:打白条? Zhao Benshan: No打白条, give you tips Small Shenyang: Grandpa, you太帅the Zhao Benshan: guests come, I order you to give me time to bear the expensive dishes, I point Small Shenyang: I say no Zhao Benshan: Are you too understand Maomao: Grandfather, I'm hungry Small Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl Zhao Benshan: expensive Small Shenyang: Scotland beat Lu noodles Zhao Benshan:鲁子money is not? Small Shenyang: Do not the money! Zhao Benshan:鲁子first bowl, while the completion of the Avenue of Stars to a Teacher, you give me an indisputable face, this is the best chance in life, cultivate your Grandfather forty years Maomao: Grandfather, I have little Zhao Benshan: I train your dad many years, your dad is semi-finished products, have become cultural station, you have confidence in Maomao: Honghu water, waves more than one wave, and I want my father hit the beach Small Shenyang:鲁子to the Maomao: HAVE A LITTLE salt of the Grandfather Small Shenyang: Here you are engaging in a bowl of boiled water Small Shenyang: You are not who you, you are the protagonist, No, Bai No, the old Albert, you are a teacher you have completed Teacher to complete has come, ah Come person, now the run Zhao Benshan: What, what noisy ah, so that the wolf bite it? Small Shenyang: Teacher to the completion of phase I according to it? Bi Jian: I find Lotus Tie-Zhu Zhao County Cultural head of the Davis Zhao Benshan: I am a Tie-Zhu Zhao's father, you find a yes Bi Jian: Davis, yes Zhao Benshan: County layout is very grand, cloth a hall, a large room, a large photo on the middle, surrounded by flower Bi Jian: brother, What color flower are Zhao Benshan: white, yellow both.拿着笔people are waiting for you, excited ah Bi Jian: We have to let the township Zhao Benshan: village layout I first ate a meal in Tieling, passengers will be with the Lord, you are right in accordance with the arrangements I Small Shenyang: Teacher to complete according to a phase I Bi Jian: You are male attendants Zhao Benshan: we are fellow, you are not right person Dalian Bi Jian: Yes. Zhao Benshan: we are relatives, my grandfather lived in Dalian Bi Jian: What's the name of Maomao: a closed-door court Bi Jian: You lords very formidable playing mahjong Zhao Benshan: smile, much like when you take the old pictures, the children just like old pro, quick call a good old Maomao: Good lord. Bi Jian: The Chinese New Year lucky money also did not give you any Small Shenyang: We have not completed the Teacher camera Zhao Benshan: first a la carte Small Shenyang: how to eat after the run to do Zhao Benshan: you point it Bi Jian: We just eat Zhao Benshan: It is now well-off, and you struggle to eat, how much you eat eat Bi sword: not to eat Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone 4 Small Shenyang: no I beg your pardon. Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster Small Shenyang: not so big Zhao Benshan: how much. Small Shenyang: Only the pound. Zhao Benshan: have or not ah Small Shenyang: none. Bi Jian: shark not to point Zhao Benshan: do not have to eat, and I have a stuck eating shark fin, the last to come out用镊子hospital. What hotel are you not, hard to once you find out the boss Small Shenyang: not available Zhao Benshan: the boss does not Small Shenyang: the boss out Zhao Benshan: What to eat ah Bi Jian: to point routine Zhao Benshan: to the people, the children, to a small pheasant stewed mushrooms Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: This can have Small Shenyang: This really does not Zhao Benshan: Helena to bring back Bi sword: there is no chickens Koyasan Zhao Benshan: this stew, and fool around Small Shenyang: Who is the idiot you say? Zhao Benshan: stupid egg Small Shenyang: No Zhao Benshan: I have Bi Jian: brother, the next hotel, materials are themselves engaged in Zhao Benshan: There is no,几个菜, and two, and give more opportunities for teachers to complete your hotel. Small Shenyang: presented a chant! Oh, so how do you buckle uncle! A not a little, we would also like to give a. Zhao Benshan: I point the abalone, lobster, you do not mind a few do, Small Shenyang: have not, you do not mind a few do, my age a small person's life is very short, sometimes with sleep are the same, and one eye closed, one earned, one day later, one eye closed, not earned, passed in this life Bi Jian: brilliant. Zhao Benshan: incisive what, he is fine fart Small Shenyang: money is身外之物, Human What is most painful, die, the money did not flower. Zhao Benshan: The most painful is the person alive, the money gone. The child ah Small Shenyang: This too has been stingy. Zhao Benshan: do dishes while, duck came from an early age is an art of bacteria Bi Jian: art cells Zhao Benshan: look to see if you can be on the Avenue of Stars. Bi Jian: brother, I understood, you then I am here, is the granddaughter in order to allow the Avenue of Stars. Zhao Benshan: waiter, grabbed the microphone karaoke OK. Bi Jian: In accordance with U.S. rules,自报家门 Zhao Benshan: to start from the front, not nervous Maomao: I come from big cities are Tieling Lotus Dashuigou Chek son, my name is duck feelings today are the impulse sunny Tonight, Tonight, cloudy to sunny. Small Shenyang: ah al weather forecast Zhao Benshan: mood! Are feeling. Maomao: mood from cloudy to sunny, why ah, I find my lords, I very good master to take me on溜光Avenue. Bi Jian: Avenue of Stars Mao: I am very grateful to my lord for giving me this opportunity to thank you too, and really be able to bring me to the road, I thank you for eight generation ancestors, my ancestors on behalf of eight people, thank you, will not let you play a trick on . Zhao Benshan: the child is the revenge you want to, ah, do not pay a debt of gratitude, Gratitude, out can not forget you, Li Gu Yi singing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. Maomao: Li Na that are, and live performance, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau Zhao Benshan: Central do not have to sing, and sing behind. Bi Jian: age is not, really high voice Zhao Benshan: again a Maomao: Grandfather, today, eat a little salty Zhao Benshan: behind连哭带sing Bi Jian: Wait, Say连哭带line will not do, talk about the award-winning speech, Avenue of Stars is the true story has yet to Beijing, on the award-winning speech. Zhao Benshan: lords him here, I have not psychological bottom right, I said the number of three, she would cry, really, with the lords have feelings, old photos here. Maomao: (expression of cry ... laugh ...) Zhao Benshan: finished, what laughter. Maomao: too interesting Bi sword: not said, talent is true that singing is not bad. Small Shenyang: This is a good, ah, this will last, I can last. Zhao Benshan: You section begins and ends, the Small Shenyang: The Avenue of Stars Zhao Benshan: You上炕Yes, it is a matter for the arts circle Small Shenyang: You let me sing one Zhao Benshan: will not let you sing Small Shenyang: will not let me sing, I will be out of your business account Zhao Benshan: You say, must be better than to sing good Bi Jian: You started to speak, or自报家门 Small Shenyang: I am in fact, and his fate is the same, there is also a surname of the master Bi Bi Jian: What you will Small Shenyang: I will be a parody Bi Jian: Who imitate Small Shenyang: Liu Huan Teacher Bi Jian: imitate that period? Small Shenyang: I and you Zhao Benshan: No, he should not and your singing! Bi Jian: It is not me and him. Zhao Benshan: Well, I better not. Bi Jian: This is the name of a song called me and you, sing! Small Shenyang: you and I, heart to heart ... ... Small Shenyang: Oh妈呀, singing into a myth! Zhao Benshan: leave it, sing migraine, and serve it Small Shenyang: I have a quartet, and I sing a bar of刀郎 Zhao Benshan: Do you sing it屎壳郎 Small Shenyang: Yes刀郎singer's name, the names of singers are刀郎 Bi Jian: You come back a Small Shenyang: I will sing the Avenue of Stars, Aaron's song. Bi Jian: What's your name Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is called small Shenyang Bi Jian: There are still a foreign name Small Shenyang: Small ~ ~ Yang Shen Bi Jian: What? Zhao Benshan: hear no English name叫小~ ~ hurt ~ ~ like Bi Jian: Where are you from the person, Small Shenyang: I莲花村are the Bi Jian: You are the莲花村? Bi sword: your son, let me find a small Shenyang, That's him, tomorrow I'll go to Beijing on the Avenue of Stars Zhao Benshan: vegetable stew gave you, and you do not give me her face to the old face, we should not allow him to meet with you master, you seen上网news, click-through rate very high, above the duck said that she . Bi Jian: duck is him! Bi Jian: serve immediately, today's meal, I package, and I'll treat you, duck, and tomorrow you follow the big brother on the Avenue of Stars, you engage in a combination is called not bad money. Maomao: I can go yet Bi Jian: Yes. Maomao: Thank you, master. Small Shenyang: Thank you. Zhao Benshan: Avenue of Stars are the people arena, they have had, and I would also like you. Bi Jian: Online also has your name. Zhao Benshan: Your little bit of give it a try. Zhao Benshan: Actually, I still have not told you a secret! Bi Jian: What secret? Zhao Benshan: Actually, I also named Bi lords.
小品就差钱完整台词
毛毛（丫蛋儿）：我才18
毛毛（丫蛋儿）：放心吧爷爷，我一定长江后浪推前浪，一浪一浪又一浪，把我爹撂在沙滩上。
2.毛毛（丫蛋儿）：我感谢我姥爷，我今天终于能上《溜光大道》啦
我一辈子忘不了我姥爷的大恩大德，我做鬼也不会放过你
谁有春晚小品 不差钱的台词
山：到了，这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店，这不，苏格兰调情 毛：爷这家老贵了
山：贵
咱带钱了，三万多，带包没有啊 毛：我没拿包哇。
山：装钱的包。
毛：完了，让我落在炕上了 山：你说你这孩子能办点事不
给你办事，还落在炕上了，兜里有钱没
毛：兜里才70多块钱 赵本山：我还有400 毛：也不能够，这就是赵铁柱他爹，我是... 毛 :赵铁柱是我爹 赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹，你不是找爹麽? 不是这里，我心理还没有底吗，我说三个数，她就会哭的，你真的完蛋，跟老爷有感情，老爷照片在这里毛毛：哭赵本山：完蛋，笑什么。
毛毛：太有意思 毕福剑：不说了，才艺不错，唱的也不错。
小沈阳：这不错啊，这样能上的话，我也能上。
赵本山：你往那上， 小沈阳：上《星光大道》 赵本山：你上炕不错，这是艺术圈的事 小沈阳：你让我唱一个赵本山：不让你唱 小沈阳：不让我唱，我就将你的事交代出来 赵本山：你要说，一定比唱的好 毕剑：你开始说吧，还是自报家门 小沈阳：我的命运(敏感词语)是一样的，也有一个姓毕的老爷 毕福剑：你会什么 小沈阳：我会模仿秀毕福剑：模仿谁小沈阳：刘欢老师毕福剑：模仿那一段小沈阳：《我和你》赵本山：就唱吧 毕福剑：这是一首歌的名字叫做我和你，唱吧
小沈阳：我和你，心连心…… 赵本山：拉倒吧，唱偏了，上菜吧 小沈阳：我重唱一个吧，我唱一个刀郎的吧 赵本山：你唱屎壳郎吧 沈阳：刀郎是歌手的名字，刀郎是歌手的名字 毕福剑：你再来一个 小沈阳：我还会唱《星光大道》阿郎的歌。
毕福剑：你叫什么名字 小沈阳：我的中文名字叫做小沈阳 毕福剑：还有外国名字 小沈阳：小沈阳 赵本山：英文名字叫小~~损~~样 毕福剑：你是哪里的人， 小沈阳：我是莲花村的 毕福剑：你儿子让我找的小沈阳，就是他，明天就跟我上北京上《星光大道》 赵本山：菜都给你炖了，你不给我面子也给她老爷面子，要不让他老爷跟你见面一下，你上网上看一下新闻，点击率很高，上面说的鸭蛋就是她毕福剑：马上上菜，今天的饭我包了，我请客，鸭蛋，明天你跟着大哥上《星光大道》，你们搞一个组合就叫做不差钱。
毛毛：我也可以去了吗 毕福剑：是的。
毛毛：谢谢老爷。
小沈阳：谢谢。
赵本山：《星光大道》是百姓舞台，他们都要了，把我也要了吧。
毕福剑：网上也有你的名字。
赵本山：有没有查查呗，另外告诉你，一个珍藏很久的秘密， 其实我老爷也姓毕!希望能帮到你
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小品《不差钱》开始的那句台词是什么
“对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店。
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