《公牛历险记》有哪些搞笑台词对白
成龙:倒霉倒霉倒霉老永不要怀疑老爹的老爹：妖魔鬼怪快
黑虎（洪法）：乌鸦坐飞机
圣主：马上把符咒给我找到
小玉：嗨，龙叔
2洪法的招数,每个都有动物1.恶豺狼漫天散跳走2.怒爪狐飞群3.饿虎扑食困小羊4.大象踢推3老鼠走地沟
水牛打小老鼠
双龙探珠
4恩恩,还有鲨鱼怪恶虎扑羊老鼠偷起司成龙(对小玉说):小玉,你是怎么...(做到的)哎,一会再说吧!(正在和黑手PK)地魁:地魁最讨厌花了老爹:阿龙啊,这个拿去.(地之恶魔那集成龙穿的盔甲)成龙:你不是还要研究吗?老爹:你拿去了我要怎么研究啊?成龙:你...我....成龙:你吃饭的样子很难看啊,你不能嚼一嚼吗?小玉:你是说汤要用嚼的?!成龙:你帮帮我好不好?老爹:没办法啊,她是你侄女啊.老爹：电视太大声啦
小玉：唉...（把电视声音关小）老爹：还是太大声啦
小玉：哼
（把电视关掉）老爹：小玉，把插头拔掉
我听见电在电线里跑
小玉：（晕倒）... 老爹；给老爹个抱抱~~成龙跳下楼老爹PIA一下给成龙个脑蹦儿~ 洪法（拿着符咒）：凭阴阳平衡的神力你们不可能撂倒我的
特鲁（推倒洪法）：心理上的平衡，别傻了洪法:我本来不想用的!(拿着羊符咒)[冲!]洪法:星象投影!?(转身)啊!特鲁:(轰...) 小玉:我只说不跟你去,没有说我不会跟踪!小玉:那我也...部队长,成龙:不行!(开车走人)小玉:真是的,我还什么都没问...如果我没问,我怎么知道他们不许什么啊?瓦龙:交出来!小蛇:这是非买品!瓦龙:我并没有打算买你的东西哦洪法：邪恶在山顶，巨斧砍大树，虎爪吃布丁，乌龟狂欢，树蓝踢腿，西班牙青云绝招，老鼠走地沟老爹：还有一件事 小玉：童子军保证，我又不是童子军成龙：智者向内寻求力量，不智者向外寻求力量（3集）成龙：不战而屈人之兵才是最好的胜利欲速则不达
小学生写小熊历险记剧本怎么写
有一天，小熊觉得一个人在家很闷，它就整理了几个背包，打算叫上它的小伙伴：小狮子、小老虎、小猴、小兔去无人岛历险。
小熊的背包里装着小刀、猎枪、面包、水、香肠、饼干、铁棍等武器和食物。
它们一起来到了无人岛，在来的路上听人们说岛上面全是凶残的动物，还是凶残的食人部落。
它们纷纷拿出了武器，小心翼翼地走着。
它们走到了一条河前，发现了许多鳄鱼的脚印，吓得它们都不敢走路了。
忽然，从河里蹦出了一条鳄鱼，吓了小熊它们一大跳，大家不约而同地握紧了手里的武器，作出了一副准备战斗的样子。
小狮子先是朝鳄鱼开了几枪，它没动静，小老虎又拿起铁棍朝它打了几下，这下把鳄鱼给惹怒了，朝小老虎猛冲了过去，小熊急忙拿出一块香喷喷的汉堡扔给鳄鱼吃，鳄鱼一口吃下香喷喷的汉堡，忽然笑了起来，小熊好奇地问道：“鳄鱼伯伯，你为什么笑啊
”鳄鱼说：“我从来没有吃到过这么美味的食物，谢谢你小朋友，我是这群鳄鱼的老大，来，我们交个朋友吧
”小熊就和鳄鱼交了好朋友。
鳄鱼说：“我来送你们离开这个岛吧
”小熊它们连忙跳上了鳄鱼群的背上。
当它们马上就要漂出岛时，突然一群食人怪跳了出来，小熊它们拿起武器把食人怪打得措手不及。
小熊它们终于安全地回到了家。
汤姆索亚历险记其中一部分的剧本300字
墓地斗杀 惊心动魄 人物：汤姆 （蔡嘉怡） 哈克 （黄桐昕）乔埃 （吴欣怡）彼得（罗泽鸿） 医生 （陈捷润）法庭观众（何佳荧、陈捷润、吴欣怡、叶沛） 律师（波得辩护律师：蔡一玮、印江乔埃辩护律师：詹加欣）旁白：蔡一玮、陈捷润[旁白]一天夜晚，时钟敲响了十一下，邻居的猫也不停地叫着。
汤姆索亚再也睡不着觉了，他在等待着。
又是一声特别的猫叫。
[汤姆]：暗号来了。
[哈克]：嘿，我在这里
啊
你看
那是什么亮光
只怕是鬼火吧
真吓人
（两人缩作一团） [汤姆]好象是老酒鬼莫复波特，还有恶棍印江乔埃的声音。
深更半夜，他们来干什么呢
嘘
（汤姆捂住哈克的嘴） [二人齐声]找到了，就是这儿
[医生]快抓紧时间挖吧
要不然月亮出来说不定会有人看见。
【莫夫波特】好
[莫夫波特]挖出来了。
干这活儿我们太吃亏，你得再给我们五元。
[印江乔埃]是呀是呀，要不然我们把他放在这儿
[医生]怎么能这样呢
来之前，我不是都把谈好的价钱给你们了吗
[印江乔埃]只给五元钱恐怕不够
我们还有一笔帐要算哩
[医生]算帐，算什么帐
[印江乔埃]算什么
你忘了，我可没忘
五年前，我到你家弄点东西吃，你父亲却把我当二流子给关了起来。
旁白： （两人打了起来。
莫夫去帮忙，印江检起莫夫扔在地上的大折刀，在医生用十字架打晕莫夫上时，一刀刺进医生的心脏） [医生]：啊
（ 大声） [旁白]印江杀死医生后，把折刀放到莫夫手上。
过了几分钟，莫夫醒了，看见自己手上拿着带血的刀，问 ： [莫夫波特]这是怎么回事
[印江乔埃]你怎么能杀死医生呢
[莫夫波特]怎么是我杀的呢
[印江乔埃]我当时被医生打晕，你不是正拿着刀吗
[莫夫波特]哎呀
你可千万别告诉别人
[印江乔埃]怎么会呢
咱俩是朋友
[旁白]坟地又是死一般的静寂。
只有月亮不忍心，又从云里伸出脸来，照着那被杀的医生，那个被毯子盖住的尸体，那个空棺材与那个黑洞洞的墓穴。
[旁白]自从印江乔埃指证莫夫波特杀人后，人们就期待着案件开庭审理的那一天。
而那个令人恐惧的夜晚时时刻刻折磨着汤姆，听到人们议论酒鬼莫夫波特快完蛋时，他心里十分难受，便和哈克一起去牢房看望老莫夫。
见到老莫夫，想到老莫夫以前给孩子们的帮助，对孩子们的好，他俩不禁泪流满面，迟迟不忍离去。
回到家里，汤姆做了一个惊人的决定----- 第二天早晨，法庭要开庭审判了。
镇上的人们争先恐后挤进法庭。
过了片刻，波特戴着镣铐被法警押了进来。
[法官]肃静
现在开庭
传证人汤姆出庭作证
[汤姆]我那天清晨看见莫夫波特在河里洗澡，见到我就溜了。
我看见他洗澡的地方有血迹。
[法官]询问证人
[辩护律师（詹加欣）]我没有什么问证人。
[法官]传证人哈克出庭作证。
[哈克]我在案发现场发现了一把大折刀，那把大折刀是波特一直随身携带的。
[法官]询问证人
[辩护律师（蔡嘉怡）]我没有什么问证人。
（旁听席、陪审团窃窃私语） [法官]肃静
现在有充足的证据证明医生是莫夫波特杀死的，本案开始终止提供证据
[波特]啊
（抱头做出痛苦状） [辩护律师]且慢
开始审讯时，我们认为我的委托人因为喝了酒，在盲目的、身不由己的醉意的无意识之下，才干出了这么可怕的行为。
现在我的见解改变了，我申请撤回那个辩诉。
我请求传证人汤姆索亚出庭作证
[法官] 传证人汤姆索亚出庭作证
询问证人
[辩护律师]请问证人汤姆索亚：三月十七日晚上你在哪里
[汤姆]我在坟场里。
（小声）（众人：大声点
） 我在坟场里。
（大声重复） [辩护律师]你当时在什么地方
[汤姆]我在刚死去不久的威廉士先生的坟附近。
[辩护律师]就你一人，不怕吗
[汤姆]不，我是和······ [辩护律师]先不要说出你的同伴，我们等会儿会传唤他的。
你们去干什么
[汤姆]我们去葬猫。
（众人笑） [辩护律师]你们人离盗墓那么近，他们怎么没见到你们
[汤姆]我们发现有人来，就躲了起来。
[辩护律师]你们见到了什么呢
[汤姆]那天晚上，那位医生用十字架打昏了莫夫波特，然后印江乔埃就跳过去，用大折刀杀死了医生。
[旁白]大家把仇恨的目光投向印江乔埃，印江乔埃悄悄跑出去法院，跑得无影无踪了。
求关于《汤姆索亚历险记》的英语剧本
The adventures of Tom Sawyer third fieldTime: after playing truant homeLocation: Home restaurant tablesFigure: SID, Tom, Aunt PollyThe script text:Scene 1: [dinner time, have rich dishes on the table, Sid aside to head down to eat, Tom also eat, is looking for a chance to steal sugar]Narrator: while Tom was eating his supper, and stealing sugar as opportunity offered, aunt Polly asked him, words full of guile, and very deep -- because she wanted to set up a trap, set him to tell the truth. Like many other simple people, she was vain, and believe in yourself very idea, will play sneaky cunning wrist, extremely easy to be seen through his trick as the most brilliant.Aunt Polly: Tom, it's hot in school, right?Tom: Yes, aunt.Aunt Polly: Hot bad, right?Tom: yes, aunt.Aunt Polly: is it right? You want to go swimming there, Tom.Tom (Tom suddenly felt a little nervous -- a touch of uncomfortable suspicion. He searched aunt Polly's face, but it told him nothing): no, aunt -- Uh, didn't want to go.Aunt Polly (when she reached out her hand and felt Tom's shirt): but now you are not too hot, huh!(Aunt Polly looked at Tom's clothes, discovered that the shirt was dry.)(Tom takes aim Aunt Polly, bad smile)Narrator: Tom read her mind, so he is the old lady next trick to strike first to gain the initiative.Tom (suddenly have a brain wave): some people into our heads -- you see, my hair is still wet!Aunt Polly: (softly muttered) how is dry?Aunt Polly: (eyes) Tom, when you go on your head, do not have to tear down I give you the shirt collar sewing? Unbutton your jacket!(Tom face the trouble vanished.)(Tom unlock jacket, shirt collar is sewed.)Aunt Polly: is really strange. Forget it! I see you got to go swimming! I think you like saying singed cat -- and not look so bad. Just this once, not to be taken as a precedent.Narrator: her own plans and sad, while for Tom this time could be so calm and happy.Sid: (suddenly appeared saying) well, I seem to remember that you sewed his collar with white thread, but now it is black.Aunt Polly (see light suddenly): Hey, I did sew it with white! Tom.Tom: (Tom didn't wait for Aunt Polly said go.) Sid, for this I'll clobber you.
洋葱头历险记剧本来自名著是什么
好像没有啊你可以自己看了动画之后再讲啊
求汤姆索亚历险记的英文版剧本
1. I aint doing my duty by that boy, and that’s the Lord’s truth, goodness knows. Spare the rod and spile the child, as the Good Book says. I’m a-laying up sin and suffering for us both, I know. He’s full of the Old Scratch, but laws-a-me! he’s my own dead sister’s boy, poor thing, and I ain’t got the heart to lash him, somehow. Every time I let him off, my conscience does hurt me so, and every time I hit him my old heart most breaks. 2. Oh come, now, you don’t mean to let on that you like it?” The brush continued to move. “Like it? Well I don’t see why I oughtn’t to like it. Does a boy get a chance to whitewash a fence every day?” That put the thing in a new light. Ben stopped nibbling his apple. Tom swept his brush daintily back and forth—stepped back to note the effect—added a touch here and there—criticized the effect again—Ben watching every move and getting more and more interested, more and more absorbed. Presently he said: “Say, Tom, let me whitewash a little.” 3. Mr. Walters fell to “showing off,” with all sorts of official bustlings and activities. . . . The librarian “showed offrunning hither and thither with his arms full of books. . . . The young lady teachers “showed off”. . . . The young gentlemen teachers “showed off”. . . . The little girls “showed off” in various ways, and the little boys “showed off” with such diligence that the air was thick with paper wads and the murmur of scufflings. And above it all the great man sat and beamed a majestic judicial smile upon all the house, and warmed himself in the sun of his own grandeur—for he was “showing off,” too. 4. Tom was a glittering hero once more—the pet of the old, the envy of the young. His name even went into immortal print, for the village paper magnified him. There were some that believed he would be President, yet, if he escaped hanging. 5. Huck Finn’s wealth and the fact that he was now under the Widow Douglas’s protection introduced him into society—no, dragged him into it, hurled him into it—and his sufferings were almost more than he could bear. The widow’s servants kept him clean and neat, combed and brushed…. He had to eat with knife and fork; he had to use napkin, cup, and plate; he had to learn his book, he had to go to church; he had to talk so properly that speech was become insipid in his mouth; whithersoever he turned, the bars and shackles of civilization shut him in and bound him hand and foot.
