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时间:2014-07-11 07:41

谁能找到电影:超级杯奶爸 中的台词10句哈单词40个 求救呀

谁能帮忙找到超级奶爸的剧本 超想要里面英文对话

伞兵:老鸟谁最帅

菜鸟:伞兵伞兵:老鸟谁最拉风

菜鸟:伞兵伞兵:这俩不错,加5分卫生员:七龙珠里的主角是谁

菜鸟:小悟空卫生员:老鸟队的小悟空是谁

菜鸟:卫生员卫生员:老鸟队里的宠物是谁

菜鸟:鸵鸟……一大队人跟着老高的车子后面跑步:老高:你们的名字是什么队员:我们的名字叫菜鸟。

老高:你们的名字谁给的

队员:老鸟。

老高:为什么老鸟要叫你们菜鸟

队员:因为我们笨,因为我们蠢,因为我们缺心眼,因为我们脑子里少根弦。

你以为你是谁呀

斯皮尔伯格,庄啊

我们这个称号哪来的

是敌人叫出来的老炮:那个兵 那个兵 ,叫你没听见呢。

小庄:我有名字,哪知道你叫哪个兵特种部队就是特别傻的部队因为我们狠,因为我们准,因为我们不怕死,因为我们敢去死伞兵是展翅的雄鹰伞兵:你见过空降活鸡吗

卫生员:我只见过空降鸵鸟~~鸵鸟脑袋比拳头还小伞兵天生是被包围的不知道伞兵下降,方圆100里以内的女人都是老子的吗

脑袋被门夹过,要不谁来啊。

大家都看伞兵回来的时候拎了条蛇卫生员:“估计蛇没追上他,自杀了”训练的时候,伞兵说还有个要求,高中队:“说..”伞兵:“让那个该死的卫生员死的离我远点”救小女孩的时候,伞兵:我要回去和那个该死的卫生员在一起刚进训练营被捉住然后被暴打的时候,伞兵:诶诶,别打脸别打脸,我刚搞上对象……当陆军包围马老爷子的时候马老爷子说:对我说话尊重点,我在国际红色通缉令上虽然不是榜眼也是探花伞兵:“这你就不懂了吧,伞兵天生就是被包围的,伞兵的女人天生就是喝醋的。

” 卫生员:“呵呵,对啊,喝醋美容,喝醋美容。

”伞兵求卫生员帮助时,卫生员:说,你是鸵鸟

伞兵:好好好 你是鸵鸟卫生员:什么我是鸵鸟,你是鸵鸟

伞兵:对阿,你是鸵鸟伞兵:死卫生员,你老跟着我干什么卫生员:我得找个目标跟着伞兵:前面不全是目标啊,你跟他们啊卫生员:你个高,帮我顶风啊史大凡嘿嘿笑:“排长的情报工作做得不错。

” “坐下吧,你会是我们最好的定心丸

” 邓振华撇撇嘴:“我宁愿断胳膊断腿,也不要他救我

” 史大凡嘿嘿笑:“断胳膊短腿不至于,鸵鸟从那高跳伞下来没必要救了。

” “你个***卫生员

”邓振华恨不得掐死他。

陈排笑:“好了好了,别吵了

你是伞兵

” 邓振华起立:“报告

空降兵雄鹰师侦察连狙击手,邓振华

” “那是跳伞高手和神枪手了

以后要多帮助大家。

” “没问题,排长

说起来跳伞啊,没那么可怕,我都跳了二百多次了……” 史大凡嘿嘿笑着起立:“我出去看看,外面那牛被吹死了没有

”伞兵对小菲:忘了介绍(擦擦手)你好,我就是……卫生员:鸵鸟

伞兵:伞兵天生就是落地的雄鹰,伞兵天生就是……卫生员:脑容量小……“知道我为什么当狙击手吗

因为我最讨厌跑步了,当狙击手就可以窝在那里看着你们跑”“那为什么每次5公里越野你不是第一就是第二

” “我先跑到终点,然后看着你们跑”如果你走在这个城市的南太平庄大街上,扔出一块砖头能砸十个人的话,九个都有可能是副导演,还有一个是执行导演老高:谁能告诉我,伤员为什么浑身是水

小耿:报告,在过河的时候,不小心掉水里了。

老高:你们让受伤病员掉水里伞兵:报告

老高:说

伞兵:他渴了想喝水

老高:闭嘴

为什么想当特种兵:卫生员:为了解救这帮被门夹坏脑子的伤兵,救死扶伤。

是医生的天职。

你如何看待特种部队:卫生员:脑子都被门夹过了,要不谁来这儿

伞兵:特种部队,跳伞补助比我们高,还有潜水补助老高:还有吗

伞兵:伙食费也比我们高老高:还有吗

伞兵:我对象的梦中情人如果你的队友受伤,无法随队前行,你会怎么办

伞兵:伞兵天生就是被包围的老高:然后呢

伞兵:然后我会把这句话告诉他 继续去完成我的任务老高:然后呢

伞兵:还有什么然后老高:他还在敌后伞兵:对呀,他不是被包围了吗

老高:你不管他了吗

伞兵:我还有第二句话要告诉他

老高:还有什么

伞兵:前面我说的那句话,那都是骗新兵的老兵,一定要学会脚底抹油 能溜就溜赶紧往回摸吧 我们在那儿,其实就是吸引火力的伞兵说完老高嘴里的矿泉水喷了出来……老高:这里就是阎王殿,这里的天空,空气,草地,阳光,包括你们都属于我管,你们在这里没有军衔,没有名字,只要一个代号,菜鸟,你们一定会后悔这个选择,因为这里是人家地狱,如果你不后悔,那就是我的错,但你们记得,我是不会犯错的。

很好,很强大,就得这么玩他们你们不是什么狗屁兵王吗,用不着教你们整理内务了吧这哪是人住的地方啊不是人,是菜鸟这鸟也要有鸟生存的坏境鸟不住,菜鸟住有热水吗

是不是还要我给你准备茶叶啊

那则所呢

荒地啊

广阔天地,大有作为嘛我叫史大凡,中医世家,武术世家,军医世家严刑逼供吗,我不承认也不否认什么叫作,我就是叫作。

什么叫贱,我就是犯贱。

谁最菜,A队谁最鸟,A队谁最菜鸟,菜鸟A队我经常练习打鸵鸟脑袋,鸵鸟脑袋比拳头还小你小子跳伞跳到女则所里了老炮:我想问你们一个问题

如果上了战场

你们有人愿意为我挡子弹吗

可是,只要你们是中国人民解放军的一员,我就愿意为你们在战场上挡子弹。

(搞笑的是,这句话说完,小庄很拽地说了声“神经病”)老炮很严肃的:让你这电视剧里演我的那演员给我整帅点。

强子:还有我,别忘了,我一直都是光辉形象的。

小庄:你俩放心吧,这年头找比你俩帅的,简直容易死了。

鸵鸟:你记住了,演我的那个一定要是最帅最酷最拉风的,因为我是一个多么拉风的战略狙击手啊。

(2队间战斗演习)“你挂了……那屋里面有多少人

”“死人是不会说话的。

”“死人身上是有情报的,遵守演习规则。

”高中队拿着从装着90公斤重的石头的背包里拿出来的一块石头,演习,石头当伤员。

“谁能告诉我,伤员身上为什么有水

你们怎么照看的伤员

”“报告,他想喝水。

”“卫生员,出列,检查一下他的伤势。

”“报告,他牺牲了。

”卫生员煞有介事,小庄一脸无语。

卫生员“小女孩平时最喜欢什么

”女孩她妈妈“都这个时候了,你还问这个有什么用呢

”卫生员“难道你想让小女孩一辈子在噩梦中度过吗

”女孩她妈妈“她平时最喜欢米老鼠和唐老鸭了。

”XX“卫生员这是在干什么,想当超级奶爸啊

”——定时炸弹快炸了,卫生员在逗人质小女孩开心。

小庄想:永远忘不了营救那个7岁的小女孩,我们干掉了7个匪徒,而她自始至终以为那是场游戏。

女兵来了。

“卫生员,你就这么点头发还打发蜡,你不是对女兵不感兴趣吗

”“你懂什么,爱美之心,人皆有之嘛

”我是狙击手嘛,要有像狗一样的嗅觉鸵鸟对卫生员说:打我干蛋

卫生院奸诈地笑:走火,走火……真成秃尾巴狼了,能保住屁股就不错了。

我第一次发现狗头老高的声音那么好听(这段我看的热血沸腾啊

感动啊

)伞兵:慢点慢点,我屁股中弹了(这活宝中弹地方也够特别)灰狼让孤狼B组刨坑,灰狼:还有20分钟……还有15分钟后来有人嘀咕说:这是什么表啊(时间过得很快)有人接到:秒表招收特种兵检查装备的时候,狗头老高: 一个个看看你们这熊样,能干什么,就差把奶嘴和尿片带上了。

你这个臭男人,你知道你赞了多少双臭袜子。

四十多双....马:你混蛋耿:那你呢

马:我是毒枭你跟我比……

求电影《超级奶爸》的影评,英文的150个字

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超级奶爸的英语影评

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超级杯奶爸英文影评

We saw this tonight. It was wonderful. My husband took one look at all the little girls seated in the theater and said, Did you choose the right movie? But he laughed from start to finish, as did all the other men in the theater.The story is about a selfish star quarterback who plays for the Boston Rebels NFL team. (Ah, if only it were so). He has a fabulous bachelor pad and a bulldog. He adores Elvis and has adopted his nickname, calling himself Joe The King Kingman. A wee eight year-old girl shows up on his doorstep and says she is his daughter. This throws him off balance to say the least.The Rock plays the part very well. I heard a LOT of sniffles during emotional parts. The little girl who plays his daughter is adorable.This film was very good. A great family movie with the only purpose of entertaining people with that unique touch that only Disney can give. It has a very simple yet enjoyable story about a famous football player who's life is all about football, parties, women and his dog apparently a very good life but also a very lonely one when someday a girl appears at his door telling that he is her dad and there's where he must learn how to be a parent and at the same time to live. The cast is good. The Rock proves that he is more than an action hero, he also can do comedy in a very good way, the little girl Madison Pettis is so cute and his acting is great, she looks very natural. Roselyn Sanchez delivers a good supporting role as the girl's ballet teacher and Kyra Sedgwick although it was a short performance it was also very convincing. In conclusion, a very good family that you will enjoy I highly recommend.

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