鼠来宝1中英文台词对照，尽量找20句以上经典搞笑台词，急用，谢谢您的帮助
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。
” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了
” “是啊
”女佣回道。
“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗
”女主人再次训。
“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗
” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的
”女主人生气地反驳。
“我也是啊
”女佣高兴地附和。
3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。
警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。
警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。
警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。
警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了
司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车
只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。
司机吓的牙直打颤。
突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊
我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。
” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久
” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么
十年
十个月十天
” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗
” 学生：“能，他们都死了。
” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。
”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。
夜半，起火，不明原因。
非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。
消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀
都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快
” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。
于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。
”于是他开始打点行李。
一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊
”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。
” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准
咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头
” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫感谢上帝它就跑;叫赞美上帝它才停下。
”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。
一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。
果然，马停下来了。
死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \\\\oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\\\\ 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \\\\are you pregnant?\\\\ \\\\Yes!\\\\ The maid answered. Export \\\\kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\\\\ The hostess training again. \\\\Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\\\\ \\\\But I conceive is my husband!\\\\ The hostess retorted angrily. \\\\Me too!\\\\ The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \\\\would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\\\\ 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \\\\you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\\\\ Patient: \\\\please tell me how long will I live?\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten...\\\\ Patient anxiously asked: \\\\what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\\\\ 6, teacher: \\\\can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\\\\ Student: \\\\yes, they are all dead.\\\\ 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \\\ urse, give or take an injection.\\\\ Qiang a clap a thigh: \\\\the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\\\\ 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \\\\my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\\\\ 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \\\\Go ahead\\\\. The man thought, \\\\Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\\\\ So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \\\\what are you doing?\\\\ He said: \\\\I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\\\\ Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \\\\let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\\\\ 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \\\\this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\\\\ thank god \\\\it ran; called\\\\ praise god \\\\it didn't stop.\\\\ Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \\\\praise god\\\\. Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \\\\thank god.........\\\\I played for a long time, please
搞笑的三句半台词并翻译成英语
1、M M向俺要照片，难坏耄耋俺老汉，不是没有生活照，难看。
2、rechmond在幕后，佩环不响面不露，谁来掀起红盖头，瞅瞅 3、俺家兄妹人心齐，力挽狂澜于险地，有人看着心难受，眼急~ 4、俺们的节目将演完，大家多多提意见，再替大家表心愿，领导，啥时候发钱 5、俺们几个话挺多，大家不要嫌罗嗦，希望能够捧捧场，鼓掌! 6、北京先把地方占，天津来个游击战，南昌起义把钱赚，不赚白不赚! 7、毕业分配可真难，跨省出部要交钱，还有一条路可走，(铛!) 考研! 8、吃吃喝喝高消费，有酒有菜才有味，校园酒店十几家，(铛!) 太黑! 9、自由卫生大家治，不许墙上乱写字，还有随地乱吐痰，鄙视! 10、超额完成又一年，看到成绩喜万千，代表大家表心愿 多发钱!1, M M to me to photograph, bad old I old, not life as, ugly.2、rechmond在幕后，佩环不响面不露，谁来掀起红盖头，瞅瞅In 2, rechmond in the background, Peihuan not ring surface not dew, who set off a red lid, see3、俺家兄妹人心齐，力挽狂澜于险地，有人看着心难受，眼急~3, my brother and sister both together, turn back the powers of darkness in danger, people looked at heart uncomfortable, eyes urgent ~4、俺们的节目将演完，大家多多提意见，再替大家表心愿，领导，啥时候发钱4, we will finish the program, your opinion, for everyone to wish, leadership, when money5、俺们几个话挺多，大家不要嫌罗嗦，希望能够捧捧场，鼓掌!5 is a lot of, we a few words, you don't too bothersome, hope to be able to support, applause!6、北京先把地方占，天津来个游击战，南昌起义把钱赚，不赚白不赚!6, Beijing first place for Tianjin, a guerrilla warfare, Nanchang Uprising to earn money, do not make white don't earn!7、毕业分配可真难，跨省出部要交钱，还有一条路可走，(铛!) 考研!7, the distribution of graduates is hard to, inter provincial out part to pay, there is a way, (thunk!) section!8、吃吃喝喝高消费，有酒有菜才有味，校园酒店十几家，(铛!) 太黑!8, the high consumption of wine and dine, wine food only flavor, campus hotel more than a dozen, too dark (thunk!)!9、自由卫生大家治，不许墙上乱写字，还有随地乱吐痰，鄙视!9, free health we treat, not disorderly office wall, and spitting spitting, look down!10、超额完成又一年，看到成绩喜万千，代表大家表心愿 多发钱!10, overfulfil year, see results in joy, wish list for us more money!
英文动画片经典台词及翻译
狮子王：1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It’s like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can’t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don’t fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢? 9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你?你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I’ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
：Shrek: Quick tell a lie! 史莱克：快点撒一个谎
Pinocchio: What should I say? 皮诺曹：我该说什么
Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”. 驴子：说一些疯狂的事情...像我正穿着女人的内裤。
Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear. 皮诺曹：嗯，好。
我正穿着女人的内裤。
Pinocchio: [silence] 皮诺曹：（沉默）Shrek: Are you? 史莱克：你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗
Pinocchio: I most certainly am not. 皮诺曹：我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] . 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are. 驴子：这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。
Pinocchio: I am not. 皮诺曹：我没有。
Pinocchio: [nose extends] 皮诺曹：（鼻子变长）Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG! 姜饼人：它是一个皮带
Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.姜饼人：噢
它们是短裤
Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是
GIngy：Are too!姜饼人：是的
Pinocchio：Are not.皮诺曹：不是.Gingy：Are too!姜饼人：是的
搞笑武林外传话剧台词英文版的，谁有，急...
第01回 郭女侠怒砸同福店 佟掌柜妙点迷路人 greeneese 秀才与无双 whitedrift ; 第02回 掌柜的慰问装病者 跑堂人收拾寻衅女 这位是师弟呀 秀才与无双 ; 第03回 众伙计沦为小跟班 莫小贝建起八大派 飘飘行天下 ; 第04回 李厨子智斗瞎老娘 白盗圣惨遇赌大王 秀才与无双 ; 第05回 展红绫千里追扒手 郭芙蓉一心迷盗圣 这位是师弟呀 ;
荆轲刺秦王英文版话剧，不要搞笑版的，完全按照历史翻译的
oh my God, Finally I escaped from the palace of nightnare! Why I all it nightmare? Because the queen will marry me to the ugly Prince Frog... Oh, How comes I smell so stinky? It must because I have stayed with the stinky Prince Frog. No , no , I need some Chanel. eh, where is this ?
小屁孩日记全英文台词
1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。
2.How to be cool?怎样才能酷一点
3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie.这可不是一本日记。
这是一部电影。
4.You are about be late for your first of middle school.你第一天上初中就要迟到。
5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。
体育对于我来说不可或缺。
6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists.我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。
7.He isn’t quite clear on the of growing up.他并不清楚长大是什么概念。
8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。
我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。
9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun ofmy clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn’t evenseem sorry.你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie,你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。
10Just back of ! I don’t want to hurt anybody..退后
我不想伤害任何人。
