请给我45条英语的格言!
1.Genius only means hardworking all ones life.天才只意终生刻苦奋斗。
2.Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any one thing.永远记住：决心比任何一件事要。
3.It is no use doing what you like; you have got to like what you do.不能爱才干哪行，要干哪行爱哪行。
4.Give me a place to stand and I will move the world. 给我一个支点，我将移动地球。
5.If you dont learn to think when you are young, you may never learn.如果你年轻时没有学会思考，那就永远学不会思考。
6.Books and friends should be few but good.读书如交友，应求少而精。
7.People die, but books never die. No man and no force can abolish memory. 人会死亡，书却无朽。
没有任何人可以丢弃记忆。
8.Reading is not merely sympathizing and understanding; it is also criticizing and judging. 阅读不仅是同情与理解，也是批评与判断。
9.Reading is to the mind what exercise it to the body. 读书之于心灵，犹如运动之于身体。
10.The more a man learns ,the more he knows his ignorance. 学然后知不足。
11.To be fond of learning is akin to knowledge. To practice with vigor is akin to benevolence. To possess the feeling of shame is akin to courage. -----Confucius 好学近乎知，力行近乎仁，知耻近乎勇。
12.Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting.读书不加思考，如同吃东西不经消化。
13.By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it.读书使人充实，交谈使人精明。
14.Great hopes make great man. 伟大的理想造就伟大的人。
15.God helps those who help themselves. 天助自助者。
求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个
Obedience is the first duty of a soldier军人以服从命令为天职。
Observation is the best teacher.观察是最好的老师。
Offense is the best defense.进攻是最好的防御。
Old friends and old wines are best.陈酒味醇，老友情深。
Old sin makes new shame.一失足成千古恨。
Once a man and twice a child.一次老，两次小。
Once a thief, always a thief.偷盗一次，做贼一世。
Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
One boy is a boy, two boys half a boy, three boys no boy.一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。
One cannot put back the clock.时钟不能倒转。
One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays.百闻不如一见。
One false move may lose the game.一着不慎，满盘皆输。
One good turn deserves another.行善积德。
One hour today is worth two tomorrow.争分夺秒效率高。
One man‘s fault is other man‘s lesson.前车之鉴。
One never loses anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
One swallow does not make a summ一燕不成夏。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed. I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car. 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。
售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒
” “我没有睡着。
”那个男人回答。
“没睡着
可是你眼睛都闭上了呀
” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。
”The poor husbandYou can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。
”Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father? The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures. 父亲在哪儿
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀
” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。
那爸爸去哪儿了呢
” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。
”Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite? Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? 狗也知道这个谚语吗
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。
’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗
” 一 Can we have our teacher back
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, When can we have our teacher back? 能让我们的老师回去吗
有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。
一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。
五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢
” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
关于效率的名言警句
培育能力的事必须继续不断地去做，又必须随时改善学习方法，提高学习效率，才会成功。
------叶圣陶 工作中最重要的提高效率 。
------约·艾迪生 一个懒惰心理的危险，比懒惰的手足，不知道要超过多少倍。
而且医治懒惰的心理，比医治懒惰的手足还要难。
因为我们做一件不愿意不高兴的工作，身体的各部分，都感到不安和无聊。
反过来说，如果对于这种工作有兴趣、愉快，工作效率不但高，身心也感觉到十分舒适。
因不适宜的劳动，使身心忧郁而患成的病症，医生称为懒惰病。
------戴尔·卡耐基 如果说金钱是商品的价值尺度，那么时间就是效率的价值尺度。
因此对于一个办事缺乏效率者，必将为此付出高昂代价。
------培根
英文名言警句（短小精炼）
给你100条。
谢谢采纳
1. Never say die.。
2.Never too old to learn, never too late to turn.亡羊补牢，为时未晚。
3.New wine in old bottles.。
4.No cross, no crown.不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹。
5.No garden without its weeds.没有不长草的园子。
6.No living man all things can.世上没有万事通。
7.No man can do two things at once.一心不可二用。
8.No man is born wise or learned.没有生而知之者。
9.No man is content.人心不足蛇吞象。
10.No man is wise at all times.聪明一世，糊涂一时。
11.None are so blind as those who won't see.视而不见。
12.None are so deaf as those who won't hear.充耳不闻。
13.No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。
14.No one can call back yesterday.昨日不会重现。
15.No pains, no gains.没有付出就没有收获。
16.No pleasure without pain.没有苦就没有乐。
17.No rose without a thorn.没有不带刺的玫瑰。
18.No sweet without sweat.先苦后甜。
19.No smoke without fire.无风不起浪。
20.Nothing brave, nothing have.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
21.Nothing dries sooner than a tear.眼泪干得最快。
22.Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.世上无难事，只怕有心人。
23.Nothing is difficult to the man who will try.世上无难事，只要肯登攀。
24.Nothing seek, nothing find.没有追求就没有收获。
25.Nothing is so necessary for travelers as languages.外出旅行，语言最要紧。
26.Nothing is to be got without pains but poverty.世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获。
27.Not to advance is to go back.不进则退。
28.Not to know what happened before one was born is always to be a child.不懂世故，幼稚可笑。
29.No way is impossible to courage.勇者无惧。
30.Obedience is the first duty of a soldier.军人以服从命令为天职。
31.Observation is the best teacher.观察是最好的老师。
32.Offense is the best defense.进攻是最好的防御。
33.Old friends and old wines are best.陈酒味醇，老友情深。
34.Old sin makes new shame.一失足成千古恨。
35.Once a man and twice a child.一次老，两次小。
36.Once a thief, always a thief.偷盗一次，做贼一世。
37.Once bitten, twice shy.一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。
38.One boy is a boy, two boys half a boy, three boys no boy.一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝。
39.One cannot put back the clock.时钟不能倒转。
40.One eyewitness is better than ten hearsays.百闻不如一见。
41.One false move may lose the game.一着不慎，。
42.One good turn deserves another.。
43.One hour today is worth two tomorrow.争分夺秒效率高。
44.One man's fault is other man's lesson.前车之鉴。
45.One never loses anything by politeness.讲礼貌不吃亏。
46.One swallow does not make a summer.。
47.One's words reflect one's thinking.言为心声。
48.Out of debt, out of danger.无债一身轻。
49.Out of office, out of danger.无官一身轻。
50.Out of sight, out of mind.眼不见，心为静。
51.Patience is the best remedy.忍耐是良药。
52.Penny wise, pound foolish.贪小便宜吃大亏。
53.Plain dealing is praised more than practiced.正大光明者，说到的多，做到的少。
54.Please the eye and plague the heart.贪图一时快活，必然留下隐祸。
55.Pleasure comes through toil.苦尽甘来。
56.Pour water into a sieve.竹篮子打水一场空。
57.Practice makes perfect.熟能生巧。
58.Praise is not pudding.恭维话不能当饭吃。
59.Praise makes good men better, and bad men worse.好人越夸越好，坏人越夸越糟。
60.Prefer loss to unjust gain.宁可吃亏，不贪便宜。
61.Prevention is better than cure.预防胜于治疗。
62.Pride goes before, and shame comes after.骄傲使人落后。
63.Promise is debt.一诺千金。
64.Proverbs are the daughters of daily experience.谚语是日常经验的结晶。
65.Pull the chestnut out of fire.火中取栗。
66.Put the cart before the horse.本末倒置。
67.Put your shoulder to the wheel.鼎力相助。
68.Reading enriches the mind.开卷有益。
69.Reading is to the mind while exercise to the body.读书健脑，运动强身。
70.Respect yourself, or no one else will respect you.要人尊敬，必须自重。
71.Rome is not built in a day.冰冻三尺，非一日之寒。
72.Saying is one thing and doing another.言行不一。
73.Seeing is believing.眼见为实。
74.Seek the truth from facts.实事求是。
75.Send a wise man on an errand, and say nothing to him.智者当差，不用交代。
76.Set a thief to catch a thief.以贼捉贼。
77.Short accounts make long friends.好朋友勤算账。
78.Something is better than nothing.聊胜于无。
79.Soon learn, soon forgotten.学得快，忘得快。
80.Soon ripe, soon rotten.熟得快，烂得快。
81.Speech is silver, silence is gold.能言是银，沉默是金。
82.Still water run deep.静水常深。
83.Strike the iron while it is hot.趁热打铁。
84.Success belongs to the persevering.坚持就是胜利。
85.Take things as they come.既来之，则安之。
86.Talking mends no holes.空谈无补。
87.Talk of the devil and he will appear.说，就到。
88.Hasty love, soon cold.一见钟情难维久。
89.Health is better than wealth.健康胜过财富。
90.Health is happiness.健康就是幸福。
91.Hear all parties.兼听则明。
92.Heaven never helps the man who will not act.自己不动，叫天何用。
93.He is a fool that forgets himself.愚者忘乎所以。
94.He is a good friend that speaks well of us behind our backs.背后说好话，才是真朋友。
95.He is a wise man who speaks little.聪明不是挂在嘴上。
96.He is lifeless that is faultless.只有死人才不犯错误。
97.He is not fit to command others that cannot command himself.正人先正己。
98.He is not laughed at that laughs at himself first.自嘲者不会让人见笑。
99.He is wise that is honest.诚实者最明智。
100.He knows most who speaks least.大智若愚。
