课前短片演讲稿（搞笑点的最好）
这个很好玩
很搞笑
里面的意义就是一个人不能不懂装懂
应该要诚实
认真得对待每一件事情
民国年间，军阀韩复渠斗大的字不识一升。
但他在任山东省主席时，却爱冒充斯文，到处发表讲演。
他在齐鲁大学的一次演讲，就是一篇难得的奇文: 诸位、各位、在齐位：今天是什么天气，今天就是演讲的天气。
来宾十分茂盛，敝人也实在感冒。
今天来的人不少咧，看样子大体有8\\\/5啦，来到的不说，没来的把手举起来
很好，都来了
今天兄弟召集大家来训一训，兄弟有说得不对的，大家应该相互原谅。
你们是文化人，都是大学生、中学生、留洋生。
你们这些乌合之众是科学科的，化学化的，都懂得七八国英文，兄弟我是大老粗，连中国的英文都不懂。
你们大家都是笔杆子里爬出来的，我是炮筒子里钻出来的。
今天来这里讲话，真使我蓬荜生辉，感恩戴德。
其实，我没有资格给你们讲话，讲起来嘛，就像对牛弹琴，也可以说是鹤立鸡群了。
今天，不准备多讲，先讲三个纲目。
蒋委员长的新生活运动，兄弟我举双手赞成。
就一条，行人靠右走，著实不妥。
大家想想，行人都靠右走，那左边留给谁呢
还有件事，兄弟我想不通。
外国人在北京东交民巷都建立了大使馆，就缺我们中国的。
我们中国为什么不在那儿建个大使馆呢
说来说去，中国人真是太软弱了。
第三个纲目，学生篮球赛，肯定是总务长贪污了。
那学校为什么会那么穷酸
十来个人穿著裤衩抢一个球，像什么样
多不雅观。
明天到我公馆领笔钱，多买几个球，一人发一个，省得再你争我抢的。
今天这里没有外人，也没有坏人，所以我想告诉大家三个机密：第一个机密暂时不能告诉大家，第二个机密的内容跟第一个机密一个样，第三个机密前面两点已经讲了，今天的演讲就到这里，谢谢诸位。
急求一篇关于“运动娱乐性”的商务沟通英语演讲稿
Sports entertainment has a stigma of being mindless pop culture, in some cases glorifying violence for the sake of entertainment[2], and has been criticized as such in popular media, often through lampooning: the film Idiocracy portrays a future where sports entertainment permeates the global culture: the president is an active champion professional wrestler and capital punishment consists of a combination demolition derby, monster truck event and gladiator duel, and is a highly popular television broadcast. Fiction with a dystopian future setting often portrays deadly futuristic games as popular sports entertainment, including the movies Rollerball and The Running Man, video games such as Smash TV and the Twisted Metal series, and the roleplaying game Shadowrun, which features Urban Brawl and Combat BikingMany notable names openly admit enjoying certain forms of sports entertainment while many others have taken part in it or made paid contributions. Professional basketball player Shaquille O'Neal has a reputation as a long time pro-wrestling fan and attends WWE events several times per year, and Floyd Mayweather expressed interest in fulfilling a WWE career after he retires from professional boxing. Chicago Bears American football player Brian Urlacher, who admits to being a pro wrestling fan, made an attempt to leave football to wrestle for TNA Wrestling full time until the Chicago Bears forced him to stop.The widespread popularity in the United States for the main form of sports entertainment, professional wrestling, has caused politicians to use it to reach voters, particularly young males. President Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain recorded video messages for broadcast on the WWE to encourage the audience of WWE Monday Night Raw to vote, and George W Bush did a prerecorded video for the WWE's annual Tribute to the Troops show.
David to Goliath这个比喻在这什么意思
先确定演讲的主题其次研究听者的心理然后准备演讲稿和手势
有首歌歌词好像有这两句We can change the world with piano. Love can change the world
我觉得是What Do I Know?里面就有歌词Love can change the world in a moment爱可以在顷刻间改变世界We could change this whole world with a piano我们能以一架钢琴改变整个世界你的答案是错的抱歉。
点了个最佳答案是最骚的
