英语演讲稿3分钟（以中学生的视角写一篇带幽默有翻译的演讲稿，以爱好和学习方法为话题 ）
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。
” “好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了
”
初中生英语演讲稿3分钟带幽默性的，急
Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, Woof, woof, woof! The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, Now, do you understand the value of a second language? 一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。
” 反正我太太明天会来换的 My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow. A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. Cloth of leather? asked the salesperson. Makes no difference, replied customer. What color? asked the clerk. Any, he responded. Size? Give me whatever you prefer, the gentleman said, slightly exasperated. My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them. 反正我太太明天会来换的。
一位先生走进一家商店要买付手套。
“您是要布的还是皮的
”售货员问。
“没什么区别。
”这位顾客回答。
“那您要什么颜色的呢
”售货员又问。
“什么颜色都成。
”他回答。
“号码呢
” “您就随便给我拿一付吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。
” Good News and Bad News The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first? The good news! they all shouted. OK, said the General. The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing. Hurrah! chorused the soldiers. And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert .... 好消息和坏消息 士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。
一天，将军宣布： “士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。
你们愿意先听哪个呢
” “好消息
”他们嚷道。
“好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。
” “乌拉
”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。
“现在呢，该是坏消息了。
杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……” 最恶心的地毯 A Florida couple have been ordered to take up a carpet - from their front garden. Steve and Mildred Nadwairski say they covered their lawn with carpet because they had had no luck with grass seed. They could not afford to spend￡160 on turf so decided to put carpet on the lawn of their Port Richey Home. Mr Nadwairski said he didn't think it was written anywhere that you couldn't have carpet on your front lawn. But the couple fell foul of a byelaw forbidding the collection of public nuisance items such as junk cars and appliances. A prosecutor argued that included old carpet and a court agreed. Neighbours seemed pleased with the ruling. One says the carpeting, which is wet all the time, looks nasty. 佛罗里达州波特里奇市一对夫妇在他们屋前的花园铺上地毯，把草坪盖住，因为他们觉得草籽会坏了他们的好运气，同时，他们说付不起打理草坪所需的160英镑。
当地法院命令这对夫妇把地毯移走。
男主人为此争辩道，没有条文明令禁止在自家草坪上铺地毯，而检举人称，那张地毯太破旧了，就像破车等破烂玩意儿，给公众造成了困扰，违反了“公共损害条例”。
邻居们对法院的判决都拍手称庆，说那张地毯整天都湿漉漉的，看起来“恶心死了”。
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了，关于笑话的，小故事的就行。
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult. Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. At this point, one passenger became furious. For Pete's sake, he shouted, If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night! 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。
但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。
只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。
” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦
我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。
但请你们相信好了。
只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。
” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。
”
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了
Attitude 态度The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than facts. It is more important than the past,than education,than money,than circumstances, than failures,than successes,than what the other people think,say,or do. It is more important than the appearance,the giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company,a church ,a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day, regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past.We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one stage we have.And that is our attitudes. I am convinced that life is ten percent what happens to me ,and ninety percent how I react to it.And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes.年岁愈增,我就愈加深切地意识到态度对生活的影响。
对我的态度比事实更重要。
更重要的是,态度比过去的经历、比教育、比金钱、比环境、比失败、比成功、比他人的想法、言语、行为。
更重要的是,这个天赋的外形或技巧。
它将是一家公司、一座教堂、一个家庭。
值得注意的是,我们每天都可以选择,对于要采取的态度。
我们不能改变过去我们无法改变的事实,人们会以某种方式我们不能改变必然。
我们唯一能做的就是弹奏好自己的那一阶段我们. 这是我们的态度和。
我深信人生的百分之十是发生在我身上的事,百分之九十是我如何去因应你也一样。
我们负责我们的态度。
1分钟初中英语演讲稿,题材不限，好心人帮帮忙啊，急，谢谢
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的 牙科医生：起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔我得收二十五美元 母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
求一分钟左右的初三水平励志英文演讲稿
生活本来就是一条曲折而漫长的征途,既有荒凉的大漠,也有深长的峡谷,既有横阻的高山,也有断路的激流,生活本来就是一片广袤的天地,绝不会永远鲜花繁盛,蝶飞凤舞,它还会有风刀霜剑,冰雪封路.生活从来就不只是斑斓的彩梦,荣誉的鲜花,成功的微笑;它还会有酸涩的泪滴,紧锁的愁眉,和断肠的苦洒…… 挫折像一块石头.对于弱者来说是绊脚石,让你却步不前,但是对于强者来说是垫脚石,使你站的更稳,更高……试问:天下谁能不走弯路 谁没有遇到过困难,谁没尝国跌跤的滋味 但是不管怎样,你都要去面对困难,拿出作为一个人的全部勇气和力量去拼搏,拼搏会使你潇洒地甩掉困难,会使你创造出新的自我,会使你的人生更加灿烂辉煌. 著名教授李慰萱就是一位敢于同困难作斗争,敢于拼搏的人,三十多年前,当他还在上高中时,就多次夺得宁波市数学竞赛冠军.他立志做一个像华罗庚那样对祖国有贡献的人,当他在高考中取得优异成绩时,一顶走自专道路的帽子,竟使这位才华横溢的青年名落孙山了.他震惊过,痛苦过,但并没有哀叹命运多蹇,更没有就此消沉,他决心靠自学攻克数学堡垒.凭着他那锲而不舍的精神,他终于攻进了数学王国——发表了许多篇出色的论文,并被破格提为副教授.十年浩劫中有不少青年随波逐流,任年华飞逝,而李慰萱却在这十年中走过了艰难的自学之路,使青春绽放出瑰丽的异彩,试想,如果我们都具有李慰萱这种拼搏的意志,纵然遇到再大的困难,都会以百倍的勇气去征服它,去开拓成功之路. 同学们:我们已经站在了起跑线上,莫因事业的挫折而长吁短叹,莫因路途的坎坷而灰心丧气,莫因厄运迭生而意志消沉,落泪沮丧.当一切艰难险阻都成为过去时,蓦然回首,才发现曾经的挫折只不过是一朵不起眼的浪花.只有拼搏的火种,方能燃烧起希望之火,去拼搏吧,明天的太阳永远属于我们! 请记住:人生路处处风雨阻,莫畏难有志事事成!
