求一篇5分钟左右 有趣的英语演讲稿。
要通俗易懂贴近生活、有趣。
幽默演讲——调侃自己（中英对照） 演讲者如何调侃自己作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子：你们或者睡觉，或者不睡，只要不打呼噜，我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者，他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。
当他演讲结束时，也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.幽默注释：演讲者讲得太糟糕了，组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时，宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若，优雅地点头微笑着，心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释：一些老干部退休后没什么事干，有人请他参加一些活动，他还假装很忙，好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张，但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。
此时此刻，我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体，真的起作用，我不再紧张了，但眼睛有些疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes.幽默注释：把观众想象成裸体，意思是我不怕你们，就不紧张了。
创新句子：大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张，我属于少部分人，我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.幽默句子：他因为自己不自负，所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子：我一点儿都不自负，我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲，以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.幽默注释：律师总喜欢用复杂的语言，简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子：我的讲话有三个版本，小学生版本，中学生版本，大学生版本，你是听小学一年纪版的，还是小学二年纪版的
如果你听过这个故事，请不要打断我，我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.幽默注释：就是你知道两个故事，讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子：我讲个笑话，如果你们听过，也希望装做没听过，我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水，如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.幽默注释：有人打呼噜，有人说话，都是正常的，有四分之一观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点，你们不知道我要讲什么——我也不知道。
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.幽默句子：即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子：我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲，我不知道我要讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目，我现在少讲20分钟，我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.幽默注释：放着现场不看，偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因：第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者，——他们找到了。
第二个原因是那个人病了，所以就打电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.幽默注释：一开始好象在说自己很牛，其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子：我认为我演讲很风趣，可为什么没人笑呢
有人有舞台恐惧症，我没有；舞台不会怎么样我，是观众快把我吓死了
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!幽默注释：stage fright舞台恐惧症，而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。
如果我能够把时钟拨回去45分钟，我就是这间房间里最幸福的人，我把演讲稿落在厨房桌子上了。
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.幽默注释：自己上台前还在刻苦练习，演讲稿落家里了，讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛，但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来，他们再也没有坐下，直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.幽默注释：观众听他演讲，都站起来走了，他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子：我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来，观众睡得很香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫，你们一定要原谅我，这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.幽默注释：自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子：你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲，让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.幽默注释：电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己，这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子（或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品），我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。
我知道不管发生什么事情，善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人，我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.幽默注释：多么新颖的创意，戴顶绿帽子就想引起上帝注意。
创新句子：别再说谎了，趁上帝还没注意你。
如果你们允许我准备读我的讲稿，我有三个理由：第一，我记忆力非常差——其它两个原因我记不清了。
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.幽默注释：为自己忘词找好借口。
创新句子：我记忆力不好，我忘了把讲稿带来。
不必要的单词是精彩演讲的祸根，我再重复一遍…Unnecessary words are the bane of good speeches. Let me repeat that…幽默注释：这时候重复带来很好的效果。
创新句子：演讲时最忌讳重复，我再说一遍：千万不要重复。
有时候确实让人糊涂，你看见代表举起了胳膊，但你根本确定不了他是在凭良心选举还是在检查他的关节炎。
It did get a little confusing at times. If you saw a delegate raising his arm, you could never be quite sure if he was voting his conscience or testing his arthritis.幽默注释：有人举胳膊未必是在真心选你。
创新句子：选举时只要我关节炎不犯，我肯定会举手。
对不起，（从钱包里拽出一张纸币，象拿手绢一样，在上面打喷嚏，然后扔掉）如果说我憎恨什么的话，那就是炫耀。
Excuse me. (Pull a bill from your wallet, handle it as you would a handkerchief, sneeze and then throw the bill away and say) If there’s one I hate ostentation.幽默注释：炫耀吧，有钱人有炫耀的资本。
创新句子：我不想炫耀，有学问的人不爱炫耀。
你们都知道，在公司里我只要求员工三件事：诚实、正直和崇拜偶像。
As you know, in all these years with the company, I have only asked for three things from my staff: honesty, integrity and idolatry.
需要一篇不超过3分钟的英语演讲稿，要幽默有趣，中英对照
Hello! Everybody! Today, my topic is the Olympic Games. I’m very happy to be here to share with you some of my thoughts on the topic of the Olympic Games. As you know, the 2008 Olympic Games will be host in Beijing! I am really proud of my great motherland, China! Chinese people always appreciate the purposes and principles of Olympic ideal, support the efforts of Olympic Games to promote world peace. The Chinese Government and people are doing our best to prepare for the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, It is our hope to make it a grand gathering that will carry forward the Olympic spirit, promote world peace and ①enhance the friendship among people of the world, so that the Olympic spirit will flourish once again, this time in China, an oriental country with an ancient ②civilization. Now, let’s share the spirit of Olympic Games! You are my adversary, but you are not my enemy. For your resistance gives me strength, your will gives me courage, your spirit ③ennobles me. And though I aim to defeat you, should I succeed I will not humiliate you; instead, I will honor you. For without you, I am a lesser man. How great the spirit is! It encourages me to work hard. Maybe in 2008, you will see a girl in Beijing. She'll be a great volunteer. In my opinion：Olympic Games is window, I keep watch. This is a ④maximum window, had been rubbed bright. Through it, those that see are worlds. Here, it is changing every day; here ⑤burgeoning thing is being replaced. Have only me, this ⑥loyalty keep watch, it is paying attention to it every day, hopes to know it more. Olympic Games is crossing, I am pedestrian. There are many persons who pass here every day, there is Asian, have European, there is old person, have child. Here is traffic fort, joins the friend of all corners of the country. I pass the one of persons of hundreds of millions of here ⑦merely, cross it, go to another world. Olympic Games is platform, I am host. It has put up platform for us, lets world know us; It has built bridge for us, lets us and world link up better. This platform may let us display self wantonly. I am the host of here, I am proud to be the host of here. I will let the friendship of landlord, let guest experience ⑧enthusiasm and happiness
Let’s all wish the best for the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Thanks for your listening.大家好
今天我演讲的题目是“我与奥运”
很高兴能就奥运会这个话题与大家一同分享我的感受
正如你所知道的，2008年的奥运会将在北京举行。
我为我的祖国——中国，感到无比的自豪。
中国人民一向赞赏奥林匹克精神的宗旨和原则，支持奥林匹克运动为促进世界和平所做的努力。
中国政府和中国人民正全力以赴，做好2008年北京奥运会的筹备工作，力争把2008年奥运会办成一次弘扬奥林匹克精神、促进世界和平、增进各国人民友谊的盛会，让奥林匹克精神在中国这一东方文明古国再次得到发扬光大。
让我们一同分享奥利匹克精神：你是我的对手，但不是敌人。
因为，你的对抗给予我力量，你的意志带给我勇气，你的精神使我崇高。
我要尽力击败你，但即使我胜了，我也不会羞辱你。
相反，我将以你为荣。
因为如果没有你，我就无法达成今天的成就。
这是多么伟大的精神啊
他鼓励着我努力奋斗，也许在2008年你会在北京看见一个女孩，她是名光荣的志愿者。
我认为：奥运是窗口，我是守望者。
这是一扇极大的窗，被擦得明亮。
透过它，看到的是世界。
这里每天都在变，这里每天都有新兴事物在更替。
只有我，这个忠诚的守望者，每天都在关注它，希望更多地了解它。
奥运是路口，我是行人。
每天路过这里的人很多，有亚洲人、有欧洲人，有老人、有孩子。
这儿是交通要塞，连接着五湖四海的朋友。
我只是路过这里的亿万人之一，穿过它，到另一个世界去。
奥运是平台，我是主人。
它为我们搭起了平台，让世界了解我们；它为我们建造了桥梁，让我们与世界更好地沟通。
这个平台可以让我们尽情展现自己。
我是这里的主人，我为是这里的主人自豪。
我要尽地主之谊，让来客感受到热情与欢乐。
让我们一起为2008年北京奥运会祝福吧
感谢您的聆听
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①enhance 及物动词 增加(价值、价格、力量、吸引力等)，提高；增强②civilization 名词 文明，文化 ③ennoble 及物动词 使高贵；抬高④maximum 名词 极点，最大，最高，最高额，最大值；最高点；最大限度⑤burgeon 不及物动词 (突然)发展，急速成长⑥loyalty 形容词 真诚的，忠诚的，忠心的⑦merely 副词 单；只；纯粹；全然 ⑧enthusiasm 名词 热情；热心；积极性 这篇文章虽然也有部分是从网上扒的，但毕竟经过自己修改，写这篇文章我至少参考了3篇文章
～如果你语速快的话，三分钟多一点就可以读完，如果语速稍慢的话你就要自己在删去一些内容了，单词不是很难，蛮好背的，我就是靠这篇文章参加的学校英语演讲比赛呢～祝你好运哦
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励志又幽默的英语演讲稿5分钟,带录音
I like travelI am school student. I am 12 years old and never went for travel before. But last week, I was really happy because my took me to Great Wall for travel.We went there by in the morning.I felt it is so big and long wall and there were really many visitors with different color.It was so hard for me to climb up the stair .So my has to walk slowly for me.At last I finished and took photos on the Great Wall with my .I was so happy to travel and it was with my dad.
初一英语演讲稿 带翻译 简单易懂的 3分钟
One World One Dream fully reflects the essence and the universal values of the Olympic spirit -- Unity, Friendship, Progress, Harmony, Participation and Dream. It expresses the common wishes of people all over the world, inspired by the Olympic ideals, to strive for a bright future of . In spite of the differences in colors, languages and races, we share the charm and of the Olympic Games, and together we seek for the ideal of for peace. We belong to the same world and we share the same aspirations and dreams.One World One Dream is a profound manifestation of the core concepts of the Olympic Games. It reflects the values of harmony connoted in the concept of People's Olympics, the core and soul of the three concepts -- Green Olympics, High-tech Olympics and People's Olympics. While Harmony of Man with Nature and Peace Ens Priority are the philosophies and ideals of the Chinese people since ancient times in their pursuit of the harmony between Man and Nature and the harmony among people, building up a harmonious society and achieving harmonious development are the dream and aspirations of ours. It is our belief that peace and progress, harmonious development, living in amity, cooperation and mutual benefit, and ening a happy life are the common ideals of the people throughout the world.One World, One Dream is simple in expressions, but profound in meaning. It is of China, and also of the world. It conveys the ideal of the people in as well as in China to share the global community and civilization and to create a bright future hand in hand with the people from the rest of the world. It expresses the firm belief of a great nation, with a long history of 5,000 years and on its way towards modernization, that is committed to peaceful development, harmonious society and people's happiness. It voices the aspirations of 1.3 billion Chinese people to contribute to the establishment of a peaceful and bright world.The English translation of the slogan is distinctive in sentence structure. The two Ones are perfectly used in parallel, and the words World and Dream form a good match. The slogan is simple, meaningful, inspiring, and easy to remember, read and spread.In Chinese, the word tongyi, which means the same, is used for the English word One. It highlights the theme of the whole lives in the same world and seeks for the same dream and ideal.
