英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
”
小学生英语演讲稿，超级简单
1.学生两分钟英语演讲稿Good morning everyone, today is my turn to the speech. First of all, I would like to say that a quick test, we hope that the good preparation, good test for all, is the only way home for a good year. My English is not high, I wish I could within the next two years to learn English well. I hope you will be able to learn English after graduation to have a good future. Finally, I wish the students and teachers a happy new year, further study and work. Well! I finished the speech. Thank you for listening。
大家早上好，今天是轮讲首先，我要说的是，快速测试，我们希望很好的准备，良好的测试的所有，是唯一回家的路上有一个良好的一年。
我的英语水平不高，我希望我能在未来两年内学好英语。
我希望，你将能够学习英语毕业后有一个美好的未来。
最后，我祝愿学生和教师的快乐新的一年里，进一步研究和工作。
好!我完成了讲话。
谢谢你听。
2.英语两分钟自我介绍演讲稿 Hello,everyone! Today I am very happy,Because I can talk about with you.You see I am a lovely girl,yes!I like laughing,I like studying.That`s me-- zhuyingjie from Badong shiyan primary school.I am eight. I am young but I know “we are the masters of nature.” We have only one earth. But now,the environment becomes worse and worse. As you know,there's no enough clean water for people. So many of them lose their lives because of water.If we take good care of our earth today,it will be more beautiful tomorrow. My dear friend let us start from the trivial side,To be a good kid keeper. 3.小学英语3分钟演讲稿 My favourite super star is JJ , he has a lovely dimple and his eyes are also very lovely . Now let me tell you the story about JJ . He enterde the music indestry at the year 2004 , before that year ,he was only a boy who wrote songs for many super stars ,his songs were liked by many people but no one care who was the writer . He was noly hard to write songs because he like music ,he thought music has it soal , if you sing it by heart , it well be lived . I like a song of him , it's name is CRIES IN A DISTANCE , the song tells us ,nothing is sad if we belive the hope . He has many difficulty , but his song says , cries in a distance , can't stop the tremble , I'm just waiting my turn , hiding will never , save me forever , the guns gonne get me for sure . Dear god I pray why won't you be my friend , come to me and take my hand ,like mama would say everything will be ok. Now he is not rather a shy singer and performer , the lyrical songs make him mature ,and now he is a man or not a boy . He is a real super star with many fans ,the improve mark a big step forward confident . 4. I love English 我喜欢英语 I love English My honorable teachers , my beloved schoolmates.Good morning everyone， may I have your attention，please? I am glad to be able to give a lecture on this classroom. This once , I want to talk about English. My topic of conversation is that I love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese... I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hope that they can love our country like us. I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you! 5. 小学生英语演讲比赛稿：Our School我的学校 Good morning, my dear teachers and friends! My name is Li Bingke, from class four O five. Today, I am very happy to be here. My topic is “Our School”. My dear friends, welcome to our school! My school is very beautiful! It has a big playground. We can play and do some sports there. Near the playground, there is a garden. Many trees and flowers are there. So the air is very clean and we can hear birds singing in the trees. It is so wonderful. Our teaching buildings are around the garden and look like our teachers’ arms to welcome us. We can draw pictures in the art room on the first floor and read story-books in the library on the second floor. My classroom is on the third floor. It is clean and bright. We like to study in it. The computer room is on the fifth floor. We can sing and dance in the music room on the sixth floor. What a lot of fun! We can have lunch in the canteen near Defang Teaching Building. In our school, our teachers work hard and help us with our lessons. We study hard and listen to teachers carefully. After class, our teachers play with us and we feel very happy. Our school is so nice and our teachers are so kind. We all love them. Dear friends, do you like them? That's all. Thanks! 早上好，我亲爱的老师和朋友们!我的名字是李Bingke ，来自一流的四个ö 5 。
今天，我很高兴到这里来。
我的主题是“我们的学校” 。
我亲爱的朋友，欢迎来到我们的学校!我的学校是一个很漂亮的!它有一个大操场。
我们可以发挥，也有一些运动。
附近的操场，有一个花园。
许多树木和花草在那里。
因此，空气很干净，我们可以听到鸟儿在树上歌唱。
这是如此美妙。
我们的教学楼是周围的花园和看起来像我们的老师的怀抱欢迎我们。
我们可以画画的美术室一楼和阅读故事书在图书馆的二楼。
我的教室在三楼。
这是清洁和光亮。
我们要研究它。
电脑室是五楼。
我们可以唱歌跳舞的音乐室六楼。
什么有很多乐趣!我们可以在食堂午餐附近德芳教学楼。
在我们的学校，我们的教师努力工作，帮助我们与我们的经验教训。
我们努力学习，认真听取教师。
下了课，发挥我们的教师与我们联系，我们感到非常高兴。
我们学校是太好，我们的教师是太好了。
我们都爱他们。
亲爱的朋友们，你喜欢他们吗? 6. A Forever Friend小学英语演讲A Forever Friend sometimes in life you find a special friend someone who change you life just by being part of it someone who makes you laugh until you can not stop someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the word someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it this is forever friendship 有时在生活中 您找到一个特殊的朋友 谁改变了你的生活只是被部分 有人谁让你哈哈大笑，直到你不能停止 有人谁使你相信真的有良好的文字 有人谁说服你，真的是一个刚刚打开大门等着你 打开它 这是永远的友谊
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了
Attitude 态度The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude to me is more important than facts. It is more important than the past,than education,than money,than circumstances, than failures,than successes,than what the other people think,say,or do. It is more important than the appearance,the giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company,a church ,a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day, regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past.We cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way.We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one stage we have.And that is our attitudes. I am convinced that life is ten percent what happens to me ,and ninety percent how I react to it.And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes.年岁愈增,我就愈加深切地意识到态度对生活的影响。
对我的态度比事实更重要。
更重要的是,态度比过去的经历、比教育、比金钱、比环境、比失败、比成功、比他人的想法、言语、行为。
更重要的是,这个天赋的外形或技巧。
它将是一家公司、一座教堂、一个家庭。
值得注意的是,我们每天都可以选择,对于要采取的态度。
我们不能改变过去我们无法改变的事实,人们会以某种方式我们不能改变必然。
我们唯一能做的就是弹奏好自己的那一阶段我们. 这是我们的态度和。
我深信人生的百分之十是发生在我身上的事,百分之九十是我如何去因应你也一样。
我们负责我们的态度。
英语作文演讲稿
Hello everyone my name is xx today i will have a speech in here,it's a about a story ,it's called < Fly away home >I like this book, it's from Patricia Hermes ,and it also have a film ,it's very moving.Amy is a 13 year old girl just like us,but from a ancident ,her mother was dead (or death? 我不知道哪个的, = =) . Little Amy had to go lived with her father in Canada -the man that separation of her nine years.At the first time ,she couldn't adapt to the environment here,she missed her mother and she didn't want to go to school until she found 16 geese egg in the swamp.Amy was very surprise and happy ,she looked after the geese very carefully ,she didn't allow anybody to harm them .Finally, the geese were born.Amy and her father were very happy, but the geese must fly to northernduring winter . So Amy's father persuaded Amy help geese fly away home- from Canada southern to the USA. During the way father was hurt his shoulder,so Amy must finished the final 13 kilometer by herself.In the end, Amy was succeed, she help the geese fly to home.The second year, the 16 geese were come bake to Amy's house absolutely.It's a really story it was happend in Canada,but in fact ,the geese just come back for 13 only, but it's still a moving story. I like it.Thank you for every one 's listened (再次不确定, = =) That's all.
关于自信的英语演讲稿带翻译
Self-Confidence Is Essential to Success自信是成功的因素Nothing succeeds like confidence.When you are truly confident,it radiates from you like sunlight,and attracts success to you like a magnet.信就一切，当你真正自信时，它就像灿烂光一样从你身上出来，就像磁铁一样将成功吸引到你身上。
It's important to believe in yourself.Believe that you can do it under any circumstances,because if you believe you can,then you really will.The belief keeps you searching for answers,which means that pretty soon you will get them.相信自己非常重要。
要相信自己无论在任何情况下都会成功。
因为如果你相信你能做到，那么你就真的会做到。
这种信念促使你不断的去寻找答案，而不断的探索就意味着你很快就会找到答案。
Confidence is more than an attitude. It comes from knowing exactly where you are going and exactly how you are going to get there. It comes from acting with integrity and confidence.It comes from a strong sense of purpose.It comes from a strong commitment to take responsibility,rather than just letting life happen.信心不只是一种态度，它来源于你确切地知道自己要去干什么并且确切地知道怎么去干。
它来源于正直和自信地去行动。
它来源于强烈的目标感。
它来源于强烈地勇于承担责任的许诺，而不是让生命放任自流。
One way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and to get a record of successful experiences behind you.培养自信的一种方法是去做你害怕做的事情，并将它做成功。
Confidence is compassionate and understanding.It is not arrogant. Arrogance is born out of fear and insecurity,while confidence comes from strength and integrity.信心是富有同情心和善解人意的。
它一点都不傲慢自大。
傲慢是由于害怕和缺乏安全感才产生的，而信心则出于坚强的决心和诚实正直。
Confidence is not just believing you can do it. Confidence is knowing you can do it.Know that you are capable of accomplish anything you want,and live your life with confidence.信心并不是仅仅认为你可能会成功，而是确信你一定能成功。
确信你有能力实现自己的愿望，并充满信心的生活着。
Anything can be achieved through focused,determined effort and self-confidence.If your life is not what you want it to be,you have the power to change it,and you must make the changes on a moment by moment basis. Live your priorities. Live with your goals and your plan of action. Live each moment with your priorities in mind. Act with your own purpose,and you will have the life you
三分钟搞笑演讲稿
民国年间，军阀韩复渠斗字不识一升。
但他在任省主席时，却爱冒充斯文，到处讲演。
他在齐鲁大学的一次演讲，就是一篇难得的奇文: 诸位、各位、在齐位：今天是什么天气，今天就是演讲的天气。
来宾十分茂盛，敝人也实在感冒。
今天来的人不少咧，看样子大体有8\\\/5啦，来到的不说，没来的把手举起来
很好，都来了
今天兄弟召集大家来训一训，兄弟有说得不对的，大家应该相互原谅。
你们是文化人，都是大学生、中学生、留洋生。
你们这些乌合之众是科学科的，化学化的，都懂得七八国英文，兄弟我是大老粗，连中国的英文都不懂。
你们大家都是笔杆子里爬出来的，我是炮筒子里钻出来的。
今天来这里讲话，真使我蓬荜生辉，感恩戴德。
其实，我没有资格给你们讲话，讲起来嘛，就像对牛弹琴，也可以说是鹤立鸡群了。
今天，不准备多讲，先讲三个纲目。
蒋委员长的新生活运动，兄弟我举双手赞成。
就一条，行人靠右走，著实不妥。
大家想想，行人都靠右走，那左边留给谁呢
还有件事，兄弟我想不通。
外国人在北京东交民巷都建立了大使馆，就缺我们中国的。
我们中国为什么不在那儿建个大使馆呢
说来说去，中国人真是太软弱了。
第三个纲目，学生篮球赛，肯定是总务长贪污了。
那学校为什么会那么穷酸
十来个人穿著裤衩抢一个球，像什么样
多不雅观。
明天到我公馆领笔钱，多买几个球，一人发一个，省得再你争我抢的。
今天这里没有外人，也没有坏人，所以我想告诉大家三个机密：第一个机密暂时不能告诉大家，第二个机密的内容跟第一个机密一个样，第三个机密前面两点已经讲了，今天的演讲就到这里，谢谢诸位。
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一分钟英语演讲稿要简单好背，也可掺一点幽默
Tom and John are exchanging ideas.They are very good friends,yet they have never met.So how do they become friends? By computer! Now the Internet is being used by busnesses,governments and students.In fact,the Internet anyone can use it if his or her computer is connected to it. They can use the Internet to send the emails.Tom and John become friends because they both like the same music.They sent letters to the news group on the Internet where the can discuss it. They find than they have many things in common. 汤姆和约翰在交换意见。
他们是很好的朋友，但是他们从来没有见过面。
那么他们是怎么成为朋友的呢
通过电脑
现在网络被公司，政府和学生们使用。
实际上只要电脑连接在网络上，任何人都可以使用它。
他们可以用它来发送电子邮件。
汤姆和约翰成为朋友是因为他们喜欢同样的歌曲。
他们把邮件发送到网络上的新闻中心，在那里他们可以讨论。
他们发现他们有很多相同的地方。
