跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米\\\/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
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跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
一首英语小诗可以不。
Work like you don't need the money. 去爱吧，就像不曾受过伤一样， 跳舞吧，就像没有人欣赏一样， 唱歌吧，就像没有任何人聆听一样， 工作吧，就像不需要钱一样， 生活吧，就像今天是末日一样 > Love like you've never been hurt. > Dance like nobody's watching. > Sing like nobody's listening. > Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
英语三分钟演讲稿，大约150的字数。
关于幽默、励志。
最好带翻译。
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People and animals get alongIn colorful in nature, life with two perfect biological, one kind is human, another kind is the animals. Although they are creatures, but they never could get together and for humans to kill animals. But wild animals in zoos but it can and human be together.Say first peacock garden! Walked into a peacock garden, the garden in joyful play the peacock. Some are ramping and children; Some are issued by food; eat children And in the shade of a... I can't wait to buy a pack feed, also to feed the peacock. I thought the peacock certain will frighten is everywhere disorderly jump. But, it moves have made me by surprise: it's still standing there, sometimes put neck to eat the food on my hand. It shows what, shows where the animals can and human get along. Suddenly, I feed the peacock tail! It in the crowd, raise head, walked slowly as if in said: see, I am much more beautiful! Many people are surrounded by come, can peacocks renkai, let humans look at the screen. It shows where the animals can and human harmony!Soon, I arrived at again and tiger photos area. Where the tiger dorigo have to stare at me, that my whole body straight risked bean big sweat. I walk to the tiger cowardly, put his hand on the side of the body, the tiger tiger was lying motionless, put his hand on my shoulder, like a pair of good elder brothers... It shows where the animals can and human harmony!After the activity, let me know the human must and animal harmony!
