1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or well be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。
7. 2B or not 2B, that is a question？
这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)
8、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
If you use the beauty trick, I will.
9、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
10、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
11、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
12、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
13、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesnt agree.
14、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
15、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
Its too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
16、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
17、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
18、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
19、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。
I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
20、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
Dont fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
21、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
22、生活不止当下的`苟且，还有前任的请帖。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
23、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
24、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
Other peoples money is my property.
25、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。
Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
26、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。
My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death cant be the protagonist.
27、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。
Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
28、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
29、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
Dont call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
30、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
If you want to live in the world, youd better be a bachelor!
31、我有辣条和酒，就问你跟不跟我走。
If I have spicy bars and wine, please follow me.
32、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
Ive given up breakfast since summer vacation.
33、脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。
It doesnt matter if the head is empty, the key is not to water.
34、不能自拔的，除了牙齿，还有爱情。
Can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
35、新生开学典礼，净是讲废话。
Freshmens opening ceremony is nothing but nonsense.
36、那小子，敢不喜欢我，纯属找抽型的。
That boy, dare to like me or not, is just looking for smoke type.
37、对星期一各种讨厌，对星期五各种怀念。
All kinds of dislike for Monday, all kinds of nostalgia for Friday.
38、黄瓜在于拍，人生在于嗨。
Cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hi.
39、你若安好，我便备胎到老。
If youre OK, Ill spare the tire till Im old.
40、有钱就败家，没钱就拜神。
If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.
41、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
The people I like are all on the hard disk.
42、我自横刀向天笑，笑完之后去睡觉！
I smile to the sky from the horizontal knife, and go to bed after laughing!
43、格式化自己，只为删除你。
Format yourself just to you.
44、男子无才便是德，那我一定是太缺德了。
A man without talent is virtue. I must be too immoral.
45、打你就打你，还要挑日子吗？
Ill beat you if I hit you. Do you still have to choose a date?
46、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
Your complex facial features can not hide your simple intelligence.
47、作弊不要慌，逮着就要装。
Dont panic when cheating. If you catch it, you have to pretend.
48、我练过气功，可以把人气死。
I have practiced Qigong, which can make people angry.
49、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！
Come back quickly, I cant come alone!
50、睡前一定要去夜宵，这样才不会做饿梦。
Be sure to go to supper before going to bed, so as not to dream of hunger.
51、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
52、熬最深的夜，脱最多的发。
The deepest night, the most hair.
53、请不要对我发誓，我怕你被劈死。
Please dont swear to me, Im afraid you will be chopped to death.
54、没有什么困难是战胜不了我的。
There are no difficulties that cannot be overcome.
55、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to poop in the future.
56、小明吃了麻婆豆腐，被麻婆一刀捅死。
Xiao Ming ate Mapo Tofu and was stabbed to death by Ma Po.
57、我承受了这个年纪不该有的饭量。
Im not supposed to eat at my age.
58、你们都好搞笑，是我太笨。
Youre all funny. Im stupid.
为什么从来不会有人觉得，那些过冗的逻辑束缚应当去除，它们只迷乱了初心，让人无所适从。
我喜欢笔和纸，我喜欢那些线条和颜色，我喜欢心手合一地用它们来编织光影，讲述我内心那份坚毅执着的求索，当然也仅此而已。画画不就是为了消遣心绪吗？
从一开始我便是这样想。时间推移，借画笔来传达也越发得心应手。而身边的人，似乎只看到我的画技有长进了——是时候去考个证书了。我不解，但也照做了。众所周知，但凡
我带着平静的心去了。第一节课，身边是一位学姐，她运笔简洁有力，线条果断硬朗，一切都拿捏得精准到位。这样的专业水平非我等“旁门左道”可以比拟，但是，我总觉得她少了些什么。
“学姐你这是要去考试呀？”“当然了！”她漫不经心地回答我，并没有看我一眼。我听见她的笔不断落下，重复又落下，似是被锈涩的轴承齿轮牵引着。“但其实我并不喜欢画画。”她说这话的时候眼中的光像伺机待哺的狼，锐利而冷峻。石膏像的结构、光影，一切都恰如其分。她思量半晌，又忙不迭地描摹起橘子的另一块翳斑：变深、再变深，颜色陷进去，犹如正在腐烂。她似乎觉察到了我的疑惑，淡淡地提醒我：“这是得分点。”这口吻，听起来就像是在炫耀猎物。我哑然。
担心的事还是发生了。课上，我学着去构图，学着去找出虚构的明线暗线，学着去打影。一言以蔽之，学着去迎合老师和考纲的心意，我看着自己一步步与变成那个学姐的样子：手中的笔机械地运转着，那些鲜活的东西，在我的笔下死掉。
我惶恐不安。我究竟为什么要忍受这样粗暴的绘画逻辑，将我昔日天马行空的世界取而代之，将那些枷锁伪装成冠冕戴在我的头顶？考试的`冷刃不怀好意地撩拨我颈后的头发，让我的笔松脱。既然如此，那么……
请还给我吧。请把创作的自由还给我！我宁可不要那浮在半空的证书，我蔑视艺术在你们心中存在的意义，我希望，将那个学姐精湛画技背后少掉的灵魂还给我！
之后我退课了。退课时老师惋惜地对我说，那个学姐考试通过了。言下之意我是行百里者半九十，功败垂成啊。我并不在意老师的话，我只愿意坚守心中那份对艺术的执念，回归绘画的本质。
1、迟早有一天，我会知道你会找各种借口离开我，
Sooner or later, one day, I will know that you will find all kinds of excuses to leave me,
2、我知道，只是珎消遣的附属品，我懂。
I know, you just entertainment accessories, I understand.
3、在生死轮回的碰撞中、是否我们曾擦肩而过。
In the collision of life and death cycle, whether we have passed.
4、我愿为你写一首流浪的诗，带着你和向日葵，去流浪，到太天涯，到海角。
I would like to write a poem for you wandering, and take you to stray, sunflower, too to the horizon, the cape.
5、回忆起绽放的那一个宁夏，仿佛可以触摸彩虹。
Memories of the bloom of the Ningxia, as if you can touch the rainbow.
6、我的内心世界，像有一支针在扎着，却无人知晓。
My inner world, like a needle in the bar, but no one knows.
7、虽然有时候我会心痛，但是我却拥有别人不曾拥有的幸福，所以我知足了！
Although sometimes I will be sad, but I have other people do not have the happiness, so I am satisfied with the!
8、一个人的演技，两个人的沉默，三个人的悲伤，一群人的狂欢。
A person's acting, two people's silence, three people's sorrow, a group of people's carnival.
9、请告诉她，我在等她，请告诉她，我还爱她。
Please tell her that I'm waiting for her, please tell her, I love her.
10、我并不畏惧什么哪怕一直都是我一个人。
I am not afraid of what I have always been a person.
11、你说的多好听啊：你若不先离开我，我就不走。呵呵，我才发现自己以前多傻！
What you said: if you do not leave me, I will not go. Oh, I found myself before more silly!
12、只奢求每天能说一句话，每星期能见一次面，我就知足了。
Only wish I can say a word every day, every week one meet, I contented.
13、迷迷糊糊，过的我都不知道今天几月几日。
I don't know how many days I have been in a few months.
14、你是我今生未完成的歌，唱到结局又难以割舍。
You are my unfinished song, sing it hard to let go.
15、男人把幼稚的女人叫单纯，女人把单纯的男人叫幼稚。
The man calls the naive woman simple, the woman calls the simple man to be naive.
16、总想开口问你爱我吗？开口总会变成你好吗？
Always want to ask you love me? Do you always turn your mouth?
17、当依赖变成了习惯、却再也舍不得离开。
When the dependence has become a habit, but also reluctant to leave.
18、感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然
To feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing, when all the romance is far away, the eternity is always there.
19、如今是你踩死了我这颗心，连对陌生人的恻隐与仁慈你都忘了。
Now you stomped on my heart, even compassion and kindness to strangers you forget.
20、假如温柔放手，你是否懂得，走错了，可以再回头。
If you let go, you know, go wrong, you can turn back.
21、烟火拥有美丽容貌，却还有着可怕的声音。
Fireworks have a beautiful appearance, but there is a terrible sound.
22、有些话语，不知究竟是骗了别人还是骗了自己。
Some words, I do not know how to deceive others or cheated on their own.
23、我怀念有一年的夏天，一场大雨把你留在我身边。
I miss a year of summer, a heavy rain to you in my side.
24、此人物无法描述，系统已无能为力。
This figure can not be described, the system has nothing to do.
25、世界上，每个人都很贱，只是方式不同。
In the world, each person is very cheap, but the way is different.
26、我在等你，你若回头，那是不是最美的守候。
I am waiting for you, if you look back, it is not the most beautiful waiting.
27、幸福是回到家后敲门，而不是伸手去摸那冰冷的钥匙。
Happiness is to come home and knock on the door, rather than reach out and touch the cold key.
28、有些人说不清哪里好，但就是谁也替代不了。
Some people can not tell where the good, but who also can not replace.
29、凡是上了年纪的'人，大多是反对的太多，商议的太久，行动的太迟，后悔的太早。
In the age of the people, mostly against too much, too long to negotiate, the action too late, too early to regret.
30、有些承诺既然答应了，就一定要做到，就算是曾经忘记了，也不会辜负。
Some promises as promised, we must do it, even if it has been forgotten, and will not live up to.
31、你五毛我不毛，咱俩就能够一块。
Five your hair I can zanlia barren, a.
32、下次可不可以换你褪去一身骄傲，喜欢我到疯掉。
Next time can not change you fade a proud, like me to go crazy.
33、酸甜苦辣我自己尝，喜怒哀乐我自己扛我就是自己的太阳无须凭借谁的光。
I sour, sweet, bitter, hot taste, the passions my shoulder I am my own sun without relying on who light.
34、们总是在脆弱的时候，才会想起偶然被遗失掉的回忆。
They are always in the fragile time, will be reminded of the occasional lost memories.
35、为了我的奥迪、为了老婆的迪奥、为了我孩子的奥利奥、加油！
For my Audi, for his wife's Dior, for my children's Oreo, come on!
36、爱情里合不合适只是假象，最终还要看谁更能忍让。
Love is suitable or not is just an illusion, ultimately depends on who can tolerate.
37、从思念出发，路过了悲伤，下一站尽管幻想。
Starting from the missing, passing the sorrow, the next stop despite the illusion.
38、总是抱着美好旳幻想，到最后不疾而终旳失望。
Always hold a beautiful fantasy, not the end of the disease and eventually disappointed.
39、碎了一地的誓言，拼凑不会的昨天，可我等待奇迹会出现，而你的身影越来越远。
Broken a piece of oath, piece together not yesterday, but I am waiting for the miracle will appear, but your figure is more and more far.
40、当我的打字法都认识你的时候，我想我是真的爱上你了。
When I know you, I think I really love you.
41、如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
If the world turns its back on you, you can give it.
42、妻啊，虽然开不了口说爱，但不准比我先死。
Wife, although can not open the mouth to say love, but not die before me.
43、或许会有那么一个人我会为他放弃曾近的坚持，但是他不是你。
Maybe there will be a person I will give him up for the past, but he is not you.
44、听着你最爱的那首歌，流着你最不稀罕的眼泪。
Listen to the song that you love most, and shed your tears in your eyes.
45、女人的眼泪是最无用的液体，但你让女人流泪说明你很无用。
Women's tears is the most useless liquid, but you let the woman tears that you are useless.
46、你成了我心理上的伤口，每当夜深人静的时候，似乎总是会隐隐作痛。
You have become my mental wound, every night, always seem to be dull.
47、感觉寂寞，只是因为你无所关注，无处付出。
Feel lonely, just because you have no attention, no place to pay.
48、没有梦，如何能活在下层顽固偷生？
There is no dream, how to live in the lower stubborn survival?
49、你总会遇到一个为你倾尽所有，弥补你的青春，他迟到的时光。
You will always be there for you, to make up for your youth, the time of his being late.
50、我为你放弃全部，不是为了别的，只是为了让你能够爱上我。
I give up all for you, not for anything else, just to make you fall in love with me.
51、时间，可以了解爱情，可以证明爱情，也可以推翻爱情。
Time can understand love, can prove love, but also can overthrow the love.
52、有些事情，不是看到希望才去坚持，而是，坚持了才会看到希望
Some things, not to see hope to insist, but, insisted that will see hope
53、我们永远走不到彼此的那段去，因此我们都活在自己的极致。
We will never walk away from each other, so we all live in our own extreme.
54、沉浸在时间里，记忆也被割摔旳一片一片。
Immersed in time, memory was also cut a piece of the fall.
55、给我滚，思想有多远你就滚多远，光速有多快你就滚多快！
Give me a roll, how far you go, how far you go, how fast the speed of light you roll!
56、爱情、除了一见钟情、还有一种就是日久生情。
In addition, love at first sight, there is a feeling.
57、与其在别人的生活里跑龙套，不去精彩的做自己。
Rather than play a small role in the lives of others, not to do their own wonderful.
58、再也没有借口说分手，那理由很虚伪。
There is no excuse to break up, the reason is hypocritical.
59、如果我说我想一个人静一静，其实我比任何时候都需要你。
If I say leave me alone, actually I need you more than ever.
60、奔腾的泪水，铺张声势的滑落下来，留下两道泪痕。
Pentium tears, slipped down the momentum of the extravagant two tears left.
61、女人的生命如花，要死在采折她的手心里，才是幸福。
A woman's life is like a flower, to die in the production of her palm, is happiness.
62、现在这年头，只有不伤手的立白。哪有不分手的恋爱。
Now this year, not only hurt the hand stand. Where does not break up the love.
63、明明很在乎，却没心没肺的说着无所谓。
I care about, but heartless said.
64、最后和你在一起的人，往往是你想不到的人。
The last person you are with is often the one you can't think of.
65、也许爱情只是一片天，没有飞鸟经过，就会平静如一。
Maybe love is just a day, without flying birds, it will be like a calm.
66、当我们戴久了面具，等摘下面具时发现我们的脸其实和面具一样了。
When we wear a mask, and so on, when we take off the mask, we find that our face is actually the same as the mask.
67、我留下最后一滴泪，不留任何挂念的离开。
I leave the last drop of tears, leaving no miss.
68、我不能给你整个世界，但能把我的整个世界都给你，只要你需要。
I can't give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world as long as you need it.
69、对我来说，最可怕的敌人，是我的记忆。
To me, the most terrible enemy, is my memory.
70、亲爱的，我永远都爱你，因为你是我生命中最重要的人。
Darling, I love you forever, because you are the most important person in my life.
71、给我一张你的靓照呗，回家辟邪用。
Give me one of your pictures. Go home by evil spirits.
72、ㄣ将与你有关的夏日、珍藏成一首绝句。
En will be with you about the summer, a collection of quatrains.
73、爱情不是最初的甜蜜，而是繁华退却依然不离不弃。
Love is not the first sweet, but still never abandon downtown retreat.
74、有些人不必说再见，因为只是路过而已。遗忘就是我们给彼此最好的纪念。
Some people don't have to say goodbye, because it's just passing by. Forgetting is the best memorial to each other.
75、即使分手，我依旧在笑，我笑你不懂珍惜。
Even break up, I still smile, I laugh you do not know how to cherish.
76、愿得一人心，白首不相离。结发为夫妻，恩爱两不疑。
Catch one's heart, never be apart.。 Loving husband and wife, conjugal love two suspected.
77、就算时光倒流，我们也不再是当初的我们了。
Even if the time back, we are no longer the original us.
78、主动久了突然感觉好累，请允许我离开。
The initiative for a long time suddenly felt tired, please allow me to leave.
79、姐不是蒙娜丽莎，不会对每个人都微笑。
Elder sister is not Monalisa, will not smile for everyone.
80、怀念那段我们之间最纯真的流年，我奢侈，希望我们不再有隔阂。
Remember that the most innocent time, I hope our luxury, we no longer have the estrangement.
81、男人的一生，就是从一个小白兔进化到大灰狼，再进化到老狐狸的过程。
The life of man, is the wolf from a small white rabbit evolution, evolved to the old fox.
82、真傻，你明明走了但还是会不自觉的望你位置看。
It is silly, you clearly go, but will not consciously look at your location.
83、在水与月的交融里，孕育着世界最美的乐章。
In the blend of water and the moon, breeds the world's most beautiful music.
84、思想远了，心也远了，我在你的面前；你也感觉不到我的存在。
Thought is far, the heart is also far, I am in front of you, you also do not feel my existence.
85、你总说我对你太冷漠，可你不知道我只是没表达出来而已。
You always say I'm too cold for you, but you don't know I just didn't show it.
