英文话剧剧本，五个人表演，十三分钟左右
我刚刚也准备了话剧 六个人的 就不给你发了，这个网站上有，五个人的，六个人的，都是一些话剧，可以根据自己的需要选，当天也是找的好辛苦，要谢谢我哈，嘿嘿v 英文剧本 Legend of phoenix (2007-09-06 21:36:03) v 英文电影剧本 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2007-09-06 21:35:00) v 英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money (2007-06-30 10:48:31) v 英语 -- vs (2007-03-30 12:03:58) v （英文搞笑话剧） (2007-03-30 12:03:58) v 英语 -- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:57) v 英语 -- The Pocket Money (2007-03-30 12:03:57) v 英语小剧本-----小红帽 (2007-03-30 12:03:56) v 英语小品剧本 -- (2007-03-30 12:03:56) v 英语表演剧本--小狮子找食物 (2007-03-30 12:03:54) v 英语童话剧：白雪公主<剧本> (2007-03-30 12:03:54) v 英语小品剧本-- 英语剧本买药 (2007-03-30 12:03:53) v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆 (2007-03-30 12:03:53) v 英语小品剧本 -- Big words of western tour （） (2007-03-30 12:03:52) v 英语小品剧本 -- Learn to love (2007-03-30 12:03:52) v 英语小品剧本 -- 防空洞英文剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:51) v 英语小品剧本 -- 男孩和他的树>----中英文 (2007-03-30 12:03:51) v 英语小品 Another day in paradise (2007-03-30 12:03:50) v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 (2007-03-30 12:03:50) v 英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (2007-03-30 12:03:49) v 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） (2007-03-30 12:03:49) v 英语小品剧本 -- The Gifts （礼物） (2007-03-30 12:03:47) v 英语小品剧本 -- 音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） (2007-03-30 12:03:47) v 英语小品剧本 -- 英语话剧剧本 (2007-03-30 12:03:46) v 英语小品剧本 -- THE MASK 面膜 (2007-03-30 12:03:46
5~6分钟五人英语环境短剧剧本
《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )\\\/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才
然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
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”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么
）李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧
难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。
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《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。
荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。
）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:I promise.荆轲:Never let go. “妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。
）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. 结束
求四人英语搞笑短剧剧本 四五分钟左右
需要13人，演员，班长，老师，篮球3人情侣两人，聪明，旁白，同学ABCD，举牌礼仪人员 逃课奇侠传 第一幕 舞台效果：无灯光 背景音乐：暴风雪的自然音 旁白：（低沉，神秘的语气）在繁华的都市中，在现代化的大学里，走有这样一群学生，每 当上课的铃声响起，他们就会安静的在教室中消失，他们不是别人，他们正是逃课奇侠们
那是2007年3月傍晚的一堂英语课…… 在这个过程中工作人员需要完成道具摆设,六把椅子分两排摆,一张桌子与椅子对摆,侧对台下,音乐声停,舞台上灯亮起,同学ABCD先后持书上台坐下,上课的音乐响起老师持书上台,将书放到桌子上抬头 老师:”大家晚上…..好(停顿一下仍然微笑),谁能告诉我其他同学在哪里?” 同学A:1头疼,让我帮他请假 同学B:2胃疼,说明天会带假条来 同学C:3拉肚子,4发烧了正在打针 同学D:5…5…他…他(四处张望很紧张) 老师:同学D,你想说5哪里疼啊? 同学D:他…他..他脚丫子喘不上来气,浑身头疼! 全班同学笑,老师微笑转身,拿出早准备好的兔子,握拳打,念念有词:”太过分了,怎么可以这样,难道我不够好吗,我可是一位善良仁慈有责任心的人民好教师!”说完转身微笑 老师:好吧,谁可以告诉我班长在哪里.”无人回答 老师:OK,那学习委员呢?仍然无人回答 老师终于崩溃了,摔书,WHO CAN TELL ME WHY!然后快步走下台,台上一阵安静,同学互视下台,关灯,道具搬下 第二幕 旁白:那么逃课奇侠们都在哪里呢?湖边,球场,书店,他们除了课室,无处不在…… 工作人员举道具牌内容为篮球场上演员上场,,灯光突然亮起,配乐NEVER SAY GOODBYE 三名演员,说唱,跳篮球街舞 you know the happiness so me the sharpneet hi set lift and things nouly maifgain use lose trouch within try alan oufild do goods soutpin alan word maidsen called some maidsen we talk aboat tell leason make the ma er lun plast sgat stop ham same rave as works gets 唱完后下台 旁白:那么在幽静的湖边呢?花样年华配乐响起,灯光变的柔和,男女演员分别从舞台两边上,男唱:上课不如逃课 女唱:逃课不如拍托 合:那我们又何乐不为呢 男:时间是宝贵的 女:浪漫是重要的 合:青春为什么不留一点洒脱 这个过程中加动作,交际舞音乐声音停,舞台上摆两个椅子两人坐下 女:哦,亲爱的,今晚的月亮真圆啊! 男沉默 女:难道你不想对我说些什么吗 男望月:是啊,今晚的月亮真圆啊 音乐项起,二人一起下台 旁白:还有去往图书馆的路上…… 聪明人着好学生装,手持道具书伴分开旅行前奏上场,做耍帅动作 说:莎士比亚说,最好的好人都是犯过错误的过来人,一个往往因为有一点萧萧的缺点更显出他的可爱,所以,喜欢逃课的聪明的我,其实,很可爱!(乌鸦叫加道具汗)说完下台 第三幕 旁白:,教室内坐满了学生,为什么今天逃课奇侠们都在呢,因为今天是英语小测验成绩出来的日子,教室显的异常的安静,班长失落的拿着成绩表走进了空气紧张的教室 班长:同学们,这是我们班英语小测验的结果,差,很差,非常差,这样的水平,怎么去参加即将来临的英语四级考试,怎样面对我们将来的就业,我们不能在这样下去了! 同学表示赞同,聪明耍帅:上课对我来说没有任何意义,莎士比亚说… 还不等他说完,班长气愤的打断他:聪明,大家都知道你很聪明,但是分开旅行前奏响起,莎士比亚说聪明人变成了痴愚,是一条最容易上钩的游鱼,因为他凭恃才高学广,看不见自己的狂妄,聪明,山外有山,人外有人.
英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 5分钟
第一个： 小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。
道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。
Act 1 雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest. No one is stronger than me. Roar, roar! 小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry. 雄狮：You are big now. Be brave! Go and find your own food. 小狮：But, I don’t know how. 雄狮：Do it like me. Roar, roar! （怒吼） 小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar! 雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿） Go and do it now. 小狮：Yes, daddy. Act 2 小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”） Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater. He says there is nothing sweeter, Than a carrot everyday, Munch and crunch and run away. 小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry. Roar, roar!（小声地） 小白兔：Do you want some carrots? 小狮：Yes, please. （小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜） 小狮：Thank you. 小白兔：Carrots are the best food. 小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it. Anyway, thank you, rabbit. （还红萝卜给小白兔） 小白兔：You are welcome. （边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater” 离开）Act 3小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”） Found a peanut. Found a peanut. Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38 just now. Just now I found a peanut. Found a peanut just now. 小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry. Roar, roar! （小声地） 小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts? 小狮：Yes, please. （小松鼠递给小狮一些花生） 小狮：Thank you. 小松鼠：Peanut is the best food. 小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard. I don’t like it. Anyway, thank you, squirrel. （将花生还给小松鼠） 小松鼠：You are welcome. （边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开） Act 4 （小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”） 小女孩：Apple round. Apple red. Apple juicy. Apple sweet. Apple apple I love you. Apple sweet I love to eat. 小693535747 19:39:39狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry. Roar, roar! 小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help! ( 苹果掉地上） 小狮：What is it? (拿起来吃) Mmm…, delicious! I like it. （小狮很高兴地边走边唱”Apple Round”回家）第二个：Whose Fault?英语话剧剧本Scene I(Green Garden St.)(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue:Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car? Mr. Green:You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ. Miss Blue:My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me. (While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened?Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car! Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...(Quarrel again ...)Police:Has any one been injured? Mr. Green:I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much. Miss Blue：I ache all over too. (Both of them mourn painfully...)Police:Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E .)Scene II(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)(Ambulance sends them to the hospital) Nurse: Who is injured?(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.? Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green. Nurse:(Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green:But ... (nurse interrupts) Nurse:Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss? Miss Blue:My name is KMT Blue. Nurse:(gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling? Miss Blue:Oh! I ache all over...Nurse:OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while. (Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green:Nurse, I...I feel...Nurse:Wait there, didn't you hear me? (Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...) Nurse:The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.Doctor:Ok! I see... How are you, Miss? Miss Blue:I got an car accident and I ache all over...Doctor:(Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......Miss Blue:Thank you, doctor..(Miss Blue leaves.)Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!Mr. Green:Yeah! Any problem with that ?Doctor:Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?Mr. Green:I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...Doctor:I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...Mr. Green:What? An injection?(Nurse takes out the syringe) Nurse: Where do you want to inject? (Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)Mr. Green:Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave. Nurse:Wait! Don't go...(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr. Green:Wow! ...... That hurts!(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)Scene III(Taiwan House)(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter:Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.其实我还有很多剧本的，可是找不到了。
暂时只找到了两个啊
我觉得第一个很有意思，第二个就比较乏味了···
5分钟英语短剧剧本(关于问路的)不要搞笑的谢谢
我们班刚演过，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞英语搞笑剧本)虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’smother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybodysaysthati’mhenpecked,butinfact,i’mastrongtiger,(小声)whilemywifeiswusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’mnotafraidofyou!译：我才不怕你呢
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then,i’mafraidofwhom!mywifelunchiisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.allthisidonotcare.ionlywantshetobetenderthanme.butsheisnot!havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!译：谁怕谁啊
在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。
我也不在乎这些。
我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔
有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)mygod!whocanhelpme?(下)译：我的天
谁来救救我啊
act1第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):ican!(对门内)lunch!lunch!whereareyou?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’mhere!what’sup，mum?jm:ihavetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherinlaw”.l:ok.mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?jm:sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……l:but……jm:neverinterruptme!l:neverinterruptme!sinceimarriedyourson,thatterriblejohnny,ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……jm:butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)goandaskyourson.i’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum,i’mback!lm:youareback?why?whathappened?l:iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see!ihavealreadytoldyou!whenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterriblejohnny,itoldyouthatheisuglytupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.lookatyourself……l:but,mum……lm:neverinterruptme!l:mum,i’mnotinterruptingyou.ijustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightok?andi’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.lm(大喜):nicegirl!justnow,imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.hesaid:“ifyourdaughterhaven’tbeenmarried,ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”nowyouarefreeagain,i’llgoandtellhim.(下)l(惊愕):what?themayor’sson?themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)whatasillythingihavedone!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch!lunch!wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)heretheyare!(闻一下)er!howsmelly!theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)lunchhasgone!ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’msohungry!butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)thisiswhatlunchalwayswears!imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!nowshehasgone.ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.jm(上):where’smybreakfast?where’slunch?hasn’tshegotupyet?j:mum,can’tyouremember?lunchhasgone!jm(沉吟片刻):well,totellyouthetruthjohnny,asonwithoutawifeissuseless.lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!j(立正敬礼):yesmadam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:heyyou!stopandlistentous!theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:andiplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:giveusallyourmoney!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a:whatbadluck!thisguyisbroken!b:ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenotthingtoeattonight!c:iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarrymissliulanzhinextmonth.wecangoandrobthewedding!a&b:goodidea!j(惊讶):what?what?lunchisgoingtogetmarried?it’simpossible!ab&c:why?aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!j:butlunchismywife!wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)i’vegotanidea!youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?i’llgowithyou.youtakethemoneyanditakethebride.b:haveyougotanyexperience?j:no.buti’vegotthis!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:heyyou!stopandlistentous!a:theroadisbuiltbyme!b:andiplantedonetree.c:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---j:giveusallyourmoney!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey,howareyou?l(哭状):ihurtalot!j:don’tcrybaby.i’llgoandfetchthemedicine.(下)l(起身去追):waitforme!(跑下)
