喜剧之王的经典对白
第二天清天仇的小屋，两人睡在折叠床上，飘飘趴在，先醒了，其实天仇也在装睡，飘着天仇的衬衫和拖鞋走出门，天仇马上爬了起来，穿着飘飘的靴子和衬衫偷偷的跟出来，看见飘飘坐在窗台上，吹海风。
突然天仇好象想起什么，立刻回屋拨电话）天仇：喂，洪爷现在外面夜总会的小姐过夜大概是什么价钱
洪爷：普普通通的大概要1000到1200块吧。
天仇：如果素质好一点呢
洪爷：怎么个好法
天仇：我敢说是极品的素质。
洪爷：一百多万到一千多万不等了。
（天仇的电话掉在了地上。
马上去拿饼干筒里面有一本简体字的《演员的自我修养》一些钞票，一块手表，和一个红包。
天仇先把钞票放在了飘飘的衣服上，想了想把西装兜里的零钱也全拿了出来，又想了想，把手表和红包也全拿了出来，这时听到推门声，天仇马上躺到床上面冲里装睡。
飘飘进来看见了钱和手表，收了起来，脱了天仇的衬衫，穿上自己的衣服推门而出）飘飘：谢谢了老板。
（飘飘走出门回头看看，没有人，而天仇躲在窗子后面偷看飘飘走远。
天仇追了出来）天仇：喂
飘飘：干什么
天仇：走了
飘飘：是啊。
天仇：去哪里呀
飘飘：回家。
天仇：然后呢
飘飘：上班喽。
天仇：不上班行不行
飘飘：不上班你养我呀
（天仇一笑，飘飘也一笑，两人挥手再见，飘飘继续走。
天仇追了上来）天仇：喂。
飘飘点燃一支烟背对天仇：又怎么了
天仇：我养你呀
飘飘：你先照顾好你自己吧，傻瓜
（这时飘飘的眼里已经充满了泪水。
）（在乘车上飘飘热泪盈眶，手里还攥着天仇的《演员的自我修养》）。
请用英文介绍一下周星驰的《喜剧之王》>
Starlight overseas Co., Ltd. produced a comedy movie is king of comedy, directed by Lee lik Chi, Stephen, Stephen Chow, Karen Mok, Cecilia Cheung and starring. The film was released in Hongkong in February 13, 1999. Film tells the story of a soft spot for the hi story Yin Tianchou and dancer Liu Piaopiao gradually produce feelings. Then with the help of Du Juaner, Yin Tianchou finally get chance to play the leading role, but also in and maelstrom of willow floats, Du Juaner love triangle，Yin Tianchou (Stephen Chow decoration) has been obsessed with drama, want to become an actor, usually in addition to do sideshow outside, but also in Kaifong Welfare Association opened the actor training class. This dance Miss Liu fluttering in Mama sang lead down to here to request the school put on a show, the original Liu durian is a very unpleasant experience, in Yin Tianchou for her guidance, willow floats on the Yin Tianchou Jiansheng sincerity, and she also became a popular nightclub where Miss. Yin Tianchou been a slue supercilious look, finally got a big star Juan elder sister (Karen Mok) recognition, nurturing him Tam played in the drama actor, but did not expect his role suddenly replaced, so he disappointed. Works in the studio on the spot undercover police officer (Ng Man Tat ornaments) to wear the identity of consciousness, Yin Tianchou's broken a strange combination of circumstances. Yin Tian Qiu continues to be active in the neighborhood of the welfare of the actor training class，In 1999, Stephen Chow directed the king of comedy, the film is his transition from the actor to the director (the new capital of the newspaper). The king of comedy shows a very fine directorial style, in the film, even if it is a small supporting role, even supporting supporting are very out of color. For example, a child don't wear pants in the neighbourhood, a girl holding a doll, a Cantonese opera sung in English of the old man, Hongye grandma and so on. In the king of comedy, Stephen Chow plays tasted the bitterness of the world is still obsessed with to show extras Yin Tianchou, by shaping the character, Stephen Chow for the audience to show his acting abilities on the other side: original smile can also take tears (Southern Weekend rating)The king of comedy is one of the representative works of Stephen Chow, the film without much obvious funny dialogue and the howling head, but in the film Stephen Chow is truly in play, this and his early in the film loaded has essential difference: for example, movie starts with Yin Tianchou death clutched the script, and he declared to support Liu Piaopiao a lifetime and so on. This movie lens processing is very beautiful, at least some film better before the Zhou Xingchi king of the comedy (Sichuan News Network). Dang of the plot of the film swing ups and downs, the theme of the film is very clear analysis: faith, perseverance, and to do good deeds; in addition the music of the film is also very good, seize the romance movie in popular music elements (International Online rating).The king of comedy expression of the Zhou Xingchi years comedian career journey. Among them, I am an actor mark lines is Stephen Chow heart for his road show summary (the Beijing News Commentary). Stephen Chow through the king of comedy to declare to the world: he is not just a funny star, he also has a strong cultural aspirations, he will read, learn from the actor's self-cultivation. Through this film, Stephen Chow found himself in the philosophy of existence: he only as an actor, will have a greater as (Netease)不用谢，我翻译的是百度百科上的
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