足球无关生死,足球高于生死这句名言的英文是什么啊?
你挑的相当经，呵呵。
给你找了一些，应该看得懂具体哪句不太列出来我来帮你翻译：） Bill Shankly : Some people believe football is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that. 2 If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains. Bill Shankly 3 The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they don't know the game. Bill Shankly 4 A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe that you are the best and then make sure that you are. In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams in Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves. Bill Shankly 5 If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. Bob Paisley 6 Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool. Bill Shankly Roy Evans 7 Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine. Roy Evans 8 Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second. Bob Paisley 9 I hate talking about football. I just do it, you know? Robbie Fowler 10 Sometimes I feel I'm hardly wanted in this Liverpool team. If I get two or three saves to make, I've had a busy day. Ray Clemence 11 Anyone who doesn't learn from Ian Rush needs shooting. Robbie Fowler 12 Liverpool are magic, Everton are tragic. Emlyn Hughes 13 I'd kick my own brother if necessary... it's what being a professional footballer is all about. Steve McMahon Ian Rush 14 It was like playing in a foreign country. Ian Rush on his time with Juventus in Italy 15 I said to Kevin (Keegan), 'I'll go near post' and he replied, 'No, just go for the ball.' Tommy Smith 16 Anybody who plays for me should be a bad loser. Graeme Souness. 17 It's best being a striker. If you miss five then score the winner, you're a hero. The goalkeeper can play a blinder, then let one in… and he's a villain. Ian Rush 18 Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present, it was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves. Bill Shankly Kevin Keegan 19 They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different. Kevin Keegan 20 Bruce Grobbelaar will play on until he is 40 - and at the top level. Bruce Grobbelaar 21 He's better than Brian Lara because he's 600 not out. What a guy. Roy Evans on Ian Rush's 600th appearance for Liverpool 22 Should the aggregate score be level after 90 minutes, extra time will be played. Fulham's matchday programme for the second leg of the Littlewoods Cup tie in 1986-87. Liverpool were 10-0 up from the first leg 23 There are those who say maybe I should forget about football. Maybe I should forget about breathing. Gerard Houllier 24 Nobody likes being criticised, particularly by players who will be in Disneyland this summer on their holidays rather than the World Cup in Japan. Phil Thompson responding to criticism from Frank de Boer of Barcelona who said Liverpool were boring 25 Son, you'll do well here as long as you remember two things. Don't over-eat and don't lose your accent. Bill Shankly to Ian St John 26 If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing. Bill Shankly 27 Don't worry Alan. At least you'll be able to play close to a great team! Bill Shankly to Alan Ball after he signed for Everton 28 Shanks was the father figure but Roger Hunt was something special. It might sound daft but just picking up his sweaty kit gave me satisfaction.” Phil Thompson 29 As Arnold Schwarzenegger said, 'I'll be back. Gerard Houllier 30 There is no way the second half can be as entertaining as the first. Alan Hansen during the UEFA Cup Final v Alaves with Liverpool leading 3-1 at half time 31 We don't have any splits here. The players country is Liverpool Football Club and their language is football. Gerard Houllier 32 It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for, and to remind the opposition who they're playing against. Bill Shankly about the 'This is Anfield' plaque 33 Just go out and drop a few hand grenades all over the place son. Bill Shankly to Kevin Keegan 34 It broke my heart to leave Liverpool. Kenny Dalglish 35 Ay, here we are with problems at the top of the league. Bill Shankly suggesting to a journalist that Liverpool were in difficulties 36 Where are you from? I'm a Liverpool fan from London. Well laddie, what's it like to be in heaven? Bill Shankly to a Liverpool fan 37 Yes Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them. Bill Shankly to a reporter 38 With him in defence, we could play Arthur Askey in goal. Bill Shankly after signing Ron Yeats 39 Steve Nicol never gives more than 120 per cent. Kevin Keegan 40 At Liverpool we never accept second best. Kenny Dalglish 41 Bill was so strong it was unbelievable. You couldn't shake him off the ball. It didn't matter where he was playing, though I suppose his best position was outside-left. He could go round you, or past you, or even straight through you sometimes! Bob Paisley on Billy Liddell Gerard Houllier 42 We will beat them one day, I can promise you that! Gerard Houllier on Manchester United 43 If anybody thinks either myself or my team are afraid of Liverpool, they can think again. I believe I've got a team that can go out and do the business against them. Coventry manager John Sillett before a match with Liverpool in 1987. Liverpool won 4-1 with Sillett declaring them champions elect in August. 44 For me Liverpool can have Everton's title right now! Everton are good but Liverpool are better. They are the best in England – the side we can all learn from. Coventry boss John Sillett on Liverpool's title chances after Kenny Dalglish's new look team's second match of the season. Sillett was to be proved right as the 1987-88 Reds side of course went on to win the league 45 You can't build a cathedral in a day. A look at the club's history tells you these things take time. Gerard Houllier 46. Barnes did what we expected him to do. He made a goal, scored one, and entertained. You remember that. Kenny Dalglish after John Barnes Anfield debut for Liverpool in a 2-0 win over Oxford in 1987 46 He couldn't play anyway. I only wanted him for the reserve team! Bill Shankly upon hearing Celtic's Lou Macari had snubbed Liverpool in favour of a move to Manchester United. 47 Laddie, I never drop players, I only make changes. Bill Shankly to a journalist who criticised his team selection 48 I don't believe everything Bill tells me about his players. Had they been that good, they'd not only have won the European Cup but the Ryder Cup, the Boat Race and even the Grand National! Celtic manager Jock Stein on Bill Shankly 49 We’ve got a lot of Cockneys in the team, but really, it doesn’t matter where they’re from – we’re all playing for Liverpool.” Robbie Fowler 50 It's great grass at Anfield, professional grass! Bill Shankly comparing the Anfield pitch to other grounds 51 I owe Bob more than I owe anybody else in the game. There will never be another like him. Kenny Dalglish on Bob Paisley 52 I go by records and Bob Paisley is the No 1 manager ever! Alan Hansen. 53 Liverpool wouldn't be the club it is today without Bill Shankly and Bob Paisley and the players who played there. When I first went there it was a typical Second Division ground and look at it now! Ian Callaghan 54 If Shankly was the Anfield foreman, Paisley was the brickie, ready to build an empire with his own hands. Tommy Smith 55 I was Bob's first signing. He changed my life, as he did so many others. He gave us great memories and you can't put a price on that. He made me an adopted scouser. Phil Neal David Moores 56 Bob's knowledge of players and the game in general is unsurpassed. Football has known no equal in management or prize-winning, but his modesty and dignity were overwhelming as he led this club from one triumph to another. His name will always be synonymous with Liverpool. Liverpool chairman David Moores on Bob Paisley 57 Hold on a minute, John Wayne hasn't arrived yet. Bill Shankly to the awaiting TV crews and journalists for the press conference to announce he was retiring from football 58 Liverpool had such a marvellous group of players. It was no surprise the trophies kept coming. Kenny Dalglish 59 I may have left Liverpool but the city and club will always be part of me. Kenny Dalglish 60 If Liverpool had waited until the summer, and then asked me to go back as manager, I would have gone back. Kenny Dalglish, having had time to reflect on standing down as Liverpool manager in 199 61 He was the greatest person I know. Ron Yeats on Bill Shankly 62 I always carry a picture of him, he comes into my conversation a lot; I learned a lot from him and owe the man a great deal. Kevin Keegan on Shankly 63 The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers! Bill Shankly 64 On awaiting Everton's arrival for a derby game at Anfield, Bill Shankly gave a box of toilet rolls to the doorman and said: Give them these when they arrive – they'll need them! 65 If Shankly had been paid overtime, he'd have been a millionaire. Tommy Docherty on Bill Shankly Graeme Souness 66 He's better than Platini, certainly better than Rumminegge and Maradona. For me he is the greatest footballer in the world. Graeme Souness on Kenny Dalglish 67 I used to stand on the Kop when I was here in 1969. The atmosphere and passion on the pitch as well as the terraces was intoxicating and Liverpool became part of me from that day on. Gerard Houllier 68 Our job is to make the fans happy. When we win, 45,000 people go home happy. When we lose, it not only affects them, it affects their cats. Gerard Houllier 69 We don't destroy our heroes today when we worshipped them yesterday. Gerard Houllier. 70 'The only pleasure I take is that the fans are happy with the team. But I don’t believe in anything other than my team. Gerard Houllier. 71 I notice a former captain of ours said recently that this squad is so good that we don’t need a manager. I took this as a great compliment. He must have changed his mind since leaving as he said at the time that Phil Thompson and I would drag the club down. On that point I suppose he was right - we dragged the club down to Cardiff three times in the last 10 months. Gerard Houllier referring to comments made by Paul Ince 72 “We scored 127 goals - the third highest total in the club's history. Although, if you believe everything you read in the papers, 126 probably came from a breakaway from the edge of our penalty area. The other one was probably an own goal.” Gerard Houllier 73 Liverpool players must play like a lion, give his all. There must be determination, commitment and resolve to be a Liverpool player. Gerard Houllier 74 These players are my true heroes. Gerard Houllier 75 Players have responsibilities, because, whether they like it or not, they are public figures. They have to be aware that the people who come to the ground spend fortunes in relation to what they earn. Gerard Houllier 76 When I see the Bill Shankly statue, I look at the sentiment on the base. It says: 'He made the people happy’. Well now the modern Liverpool is making the fans and the city happy. And that makes me so proud. Gerard Houllier 77 To me, the team is more important than any individual member of the squad, and the players have to realise that and accept that my priority is to pick a side with the best possible chance of winning each match. Gerard Houllier 78 I want to keep an English heart to the team. I believe in that. Michael Owen is that. Never think Michael is afraid of anything. Gerard Houllier 79 At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques. Bill Shankly on boardroom meetings 80 I'm just one of the people who stands on the kop. They think the same as I do, and I think the same as they do. It's a kind of marriage of people who like each other. Bill Shankly on the fans 81 If he isn't named Footballer of the Year, football should be stopped and the men who picked any other player should be sent to the Kremlin Bill Shankly on Tommy Smith 82 It was the most difficult thing in the world, when I went to tell the chairman. It was like walking to the electric chair. That's the way it felt. Bill Shankly on the leaving of Liverpool 84 The only thing I fear is missing an open goal in front of the Kop. I would die if that were to happen. When they start singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' my eyes start to water. There have been times when I've actually been crying while I've been playing. Kevin Keegan Ian St John 85 The goal looked as big as the Mersey Tunnel. Ian St John after his winning goal in the 1965 FA Cup Final against Leeds. 86 If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be. Bill Shankly on the off-side rule 87 Take that bandage off. And what do you mean about YOUR knee? It's Liverpool's knee! Bill Shankly to Tommy Smith, who had a bandage on his injured knee 88 “Ladies and Gentlemen, yesterday at Wembley we might have lost the Cup but you the Liverpool people have won everything. You have won the admiration of the policemen in London and you have won the admiration of the public in London. Bill Shankly after losing the FA Cup in 1971 to Arsenal 89 Chairman Mao has never seen a greater show of red strength. Bill Shankly 90 It is our fifth trophy in just a matter of months and that shows what can be achieved when you have a united team who have great trust in each other. Gerard Houllier after Liverpool won the Super Cup in Monaco 91 This was a special atmosphere only Anfield can produce. This was St Etienne part two and the fans cheered every tackle and it's one of the greatest nights in this football club's history. Phil Thompson after Liverpool's 2-0 victory over Roma in the Champions League 2002 92 I will never forget today and I want to thank all the fans who gave me such a great ovation. They were immense. I thought I would get a decent reception but that surpassed all my wildest dreams. That sort of ovation is normally reserved for players who have won European Cups for a club. It was a brilliant day and it was nice to hear the Kop's humour at its best again when they were telling me to go back to Coventry. Gary McAllister after his last game for Liverpool at Anfield 93 Playing Roma in Rome in the European Cup final and scoring a penalty in the shoot out to help us win it. That was my very last kick for Liverpool and it doesn't really get any better than that. Graeme Souness Sammy Lee 94 We are the real people's club. Sammy Lee 95 He has not changed his religion. Gerard Houllier to a reporter when asked if Nick Barmby would become a recluse following his move from Everton to Liverpool 96 I used to hate Ian Rush when I was young, because I was a devout Evertonian in those days, and he seemed to score every time Liverpool played against us. It's strange to think he used to support Everton too when he was a kid. He was brilliant to me at Anfield always giving me good advice. Robbie Fowler 97 I was once offered Eric Cantona at Liverpool. Graeme Souness admitting he turned down the chance to sign the Frenchman during his reign as Liverpool manager 98 You may have found me mean and thirsty in my search for trophies, but the bad news is the man who is taking my place is hungrier than me. Fagan's the name and I don't think he'll need any help from the Artful Dodger! Bob Paisley on Joe Fagan 99 If you can't make decisions in life, you're a bloody menace. You'd be better becoming an MP! Bill Shankly 100 I just hoped that after the trials and tribulations of my early years in management, someone up high would smile on me and guide my hand. My plea was answered when we got Kenny Dalglish. What a player, what a great professional! Bob Paisley
关于英语语法
To be or not to be,--that is the question... O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Et tu, Brute? Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... Out, damned spot!... All the world's a stage... Oh, I am fortune's fool! Then must you speak...Of One that lov'd not wisely Not that I lov'd Caesar less Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow A horse! a horse! What a piece of work is man! Friends, Romans, countrymen... So wise so young, they say do never live long Give me my robe, put on my crown The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars I go, and it is done; the bell invites me But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? We are such stuff... As dreams are made on My words fly up, my thoughts remain below There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio What's in a name? That which we call a rose The quality of mercy is not strain'd Beware the ides of March Now is the winter of our discontent A plague o' both your houses! I am dying, Egypt, dying Frailty, thy name is woman! Why, then the world's mine oyster If music be the food of love, play on Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing Journeys end in lovers meeting The lady doth protest too much, methinks O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look Get thee to a nunn'ry All that glisters is not gold To sleep, perchance to dream Nothing can come of nothing The play's the thing This was the noblest Roman of them all Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't I am constant as the northern star How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead! Was ever woman in this humour woo'd? He hath given his empire By the pricking of my thumbs I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano I follow him to serve my turn upon him Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio O happy dagger! Eye of newt, and toe of frog O, beware, my lord of jealousy Something is rotten in the state of Denmark My only love sprung from my only hate! The barge she sat in, like a burnish'd throne Cowards die many times before their deaths Is this a dagger which I see before me I have a kind of alacrity in sinking When beggars die there are no comets seen How poor are they that have not patience! That he's mad, 'tis true, 'tis true 'tis pity Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind The man that hath no music in himself Think you I am no stronger than my sex Be not afraid of greatness What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? Off with his head! Why, that's my dainty Ariel! I shall miss thee And thus I clothe my naked villany When shall we three meet again This was the unkindest cut of all O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me! Blow, blow, thou winter wind I come to wive it wealthily in Padua Asses are made to bear, and so are you He's mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf All the infections that the sun sucks up Let every eye negotiate for itself Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps O, what men dare do! Done to death by slanderous tongue Thou art a votary to fond desire I have no other but a woman's reason O, how this spring of love resembleth That man that hath a tongue, I say is no man Is whispering nothing? Here's ado to lock up honesty What's gone and what's past help When you do dance, I wish you Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? O true apothecary! This thing of darkness The course of true love never did run smooth We should be woo'd and were not made to woo Lord, what fools these mortals be! Now go we in content We that are true lovers run into Oft expectation fails, and most oft there Why then tonight let us assay our plot
急急急急急谁有围绕爱国中心的名人传记，要以名言开头，还要原创滴，跪求啦，要中上等的
名言有，传记不知道，去书店找....名言：天下兴亡匹夫有责。
先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐。
传记就有雷锋的
《星际穿越》中有哪些经典台词
1.Cooper: Mankind was born on Earth. It was never meant to die here.库珀：生在地球， 但绝不应该在这里灭亡。
2. Cooper: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.库珀们曾经仰望星空考我们在宇宙中的，而现在我们只会低着头，担心如何在这片土地上活下去。
3. Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, Rage against the dying light.不要温和地走进那个良夜。
白昼将尽，暮年仍应燃烧咆哮。
怒斥吧，怒斥光的消逝。
4. Cooper: We’ll find a way; we always have.库珀：我们会找到办法的，我们总有办法。
5. Brand: Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.布兰德：只有爱可以穿越时空。
6. Cooper: We’ve always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we’ve just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we’ve barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.库珀：我们总坚信自己有能力去完成不可能的事情。
我们珍视这些时刻，这些我们敢于追求卓越、突破障碍、探索星空、揭开未知面纱的时刻，我们将这些时刻视为我们最值得骄傲的成就。
但我们已经失去了这一切。
又或者，也许我们只是忘了我们仍然是开拓者，我们才刚刚开始。
那些伟大的成就不能只属于过去，因为我们的命运就在太空。
7. [after the explosion]Cooper: What’s your trust setting TARS?TARS: Lower than yours apparently.（爆炸之后）库珀：塔斯，你的信任值是多少
塔斯：显然比你们低。
8. Cooper: [When Cooper tries to reconfigure TARS] Humour 75%.TARS: 75%. Self destruct sequence in T minus 10 9 8…Cooper: Let’s make it 65%.库珀：（尝试重新配置塔斯）幽默值，75%。
塔斯：75%。
自毁程序启动，10，9，8……库珀：还是设置成65%吧。
9. Dr. Brand: Not sure of what I’m more afraid of, them never coming back, or coming back to find we’ve failed.Murph: Then let’s succeed.布兰德博士：不知道我更害怕哪个，是他们不会再回来了，还是回来却发现我们失败了。
墨菲：那我们就成功啊。
10. Murph: Today is my birthday. And it’s a special one because you once told me that when you came back, we might be the same age. Well, now I’m the same age that you were when you left… and it’d be really great if you came back soon.墨菲：今天是我的生日。
这个生日很特殊，因为你当年走的时候说，等你回来的时候我们俩大概就一样大了。
现在我已经到了你离开时的年纪……如果你能早点回来就太好了。
11. Brand: Couldn’t you’ve told her you were going to save the world?Cooper: No. When you become a parent, one thing becomes really clear. And that’s that you want to make sure your children feel safe.布兰德：你难道没有告诉你女儿你是去拯救世界的吗
库珀：没有。
当你为人父母了以后，你会非常清楚一件事，那就是你得确保你的孩子有安全感。
幽默是什么
它是外来词，由英文音译而来的。
而英文中的这个词，则来源于拉丁文的，本义是体液.古希腊有一位名叫希波克拉底的医生认为，人的体液有血液，粘液，黄胆汁，黑胆汁等等，其组成的比例不同， 而幽默一词的广泛运用，则要归功于英国人文主义戏剧家琼生了。
他创作的《个性互异》和《人各有癖》两部作品， 均以幽默见称。
他的讽刺喜剧代表作《伏尔蓬涅》里，其人物性格便是按照 气质划定的，大概由于文艺的社会功能所致，琼生的幽默理论也不胫而走。
而最初将此词移入中国的，则是林语堂。
这是一个音、意两译的词，其表达恰到好处。
基本信息【词目】 幽默【拼音】 yōu mò【英语】Humor【基本解释】①寂静无声：孔静幽默。
②有趣或可笑而意味深长：充满幽默的笑详细解释一般一个人的幽默能力和其智商成正比关系。
有趣的或可笑的且意味深长的。
充满幽默的笑，滑稽只逗人笑，而幽默则是让你笑了以后想出许多道理来。
“幽默有广义与狭义之分，在西文用法，常包括一切使人发笑的文字，连鄙俗的笑话在内……在狭义上，幽默是与郁剔、讥讽、揶揄区别的，这三四种风调，都含有笑的成分。
不过笑本有苦笑、狂笑、淡笑、傻笑各种的不同，又笑之立意态度，也各有不同。
有的是酸辣，有的是和缓，有的是鄙薄，有的是同情，有的是片语解颐，有的是基于整个人生观，有思想的寄托。
最上乘的幽默，自然是表示‘心灵的光辉与智慧的丰富’，……各种风调之中，幽默最富于感情。
”(《林语堂－－论读书，论幽默》，当代世界出版社出版)是一种能激发起人类心理某种情感的智慧，某种在对逻辑性进行适当调控后对现实进行某种形式的加工或者破坏。
幽默或搞笑已经可以提升到哲学研究的范畴，可以毫不夸张地说，幽默就是一门哲学。
幽默常会给人带来欢乐，其特点主要表现为机智、自嘲，调侃、风趣等。
确实，幽默有助于消除敌意，缓解摩擦，防止矛盾升级，还有人认为幽默还能激励士气，提高生产效率。
美国科罗拉多州的一家公司通过调查证实，参加过幽默训练的中层主管，在9个月内生产量提高了15%，而病假次数则减少了一半。
测验则证明了沉闷乏味的人和具有幽默感的人，在以下几个方面存在着差异，而这些差异正是幽默感心理调节功能和作用所在。
（1）智商经多次心理测验证实，幽默感测试成绩较高的人，往往智商测验成绩也较高，而缺少幽默感的人其测试成绩平平，有的甚至明显缺乏应变能力。
（2）人际关系具有幽默感的人，在日常生活中都有比较好的人缘，他可在短期内缩短人际交往的距离，赢得对方的好感和信赖。
而缺乏幽默感的人，会在一定程度上影响交往，也会使自己在别人心目中的形象大打折扣。
（3）工作业绩在工作中善于运用幽默技巧的人，总是能保持一个良好的心态。
据统计，那些在工作中取得成就的人，并非都是最勤奋的人，而是善于理解他人和颇有幽默感的人。
（4）对待困难的表现幽默能使人在困难面前表现得更为乐观、豁达。
所以，拥有幽默感的人即使面对困难也会轻松自如，利用幽默消除工作上带来的紧张和焦虑；而缺乏幽默感的人，只能默默承受痛苦，甚至难以解脱，这无疑增加了自己的心理负担。
编辑本段艺术名词幽默的逗笑，其来源只能在于人与人之间发生。
逗出的笑，是人看来听来感觉到的。
人与人之间交往，都靠语言，这就要考察语言里会不会出幽默。
概述幽默是指某事物所具有的荒谬荒唐的、出人意料的、而就表现方式上又是含蓄或令人回味深长的特征。
比如相声《逗你玩》中刚开始小偷教小孩说自己名叫“逗你玩”的过程呈现得很平淡、最多叫人觉得有些不知所以然，只是当小偷偷了衣服后的结果才叫人觉得很荒谬荒唐，直至恍然大悟，而马三立的表演内紧外松、有条不紊、惟妙惟肖、含蓄隽永的“抖包袱”过程更使得人们都大笑不止，身心愉悦。
精神分析理论对幽默的解释：根据弗洛伊德的理论，幽默可以以社会许可的方式表达被压抑的思想。
在他的《笑话和它们同潜意识的关系》一书中，他指出通过幽默，个人可以不需要恐惧自我或超我的反击，自由表达他的攻击（“实用的笑话”）或性欲，在说笑话时，因为通过需要使用反精神宣泄的能量不再需要了，这种能量在笑声中得到释放。
笑话像梦一样，通常很快就忘记了，因为他们也用来对付“危险的”东西的。
实际上，笑话为了能逗人“笑”，它必须包含着激发焦虑的东西。
根据弗罗伊德的观点，我们只能嘲笑一些令人烦恼的事情。
一次对美国幽默的测验表明，性、消灭和死亡是公众最喜欢的题材，这对一位弗罗伊德的信徒来说可能表明它们包含着大量被压抑的思想，事实上，用他们的话来说，如果你希望了解一个人潜意识心理重被压抑了哪些东西，那只要检测这个人喜欢什么样的幽默便可了然。
相近词语滑稽是在嘲笑，插科打诨中揭露事物的自相矛盾之处，以达到批评和讽刺的目的。
讽刺则是用比喻，夸张的手法对不良或愚蠢行为进行揭露,批评或嘲笑。
.幽默与两者既有联系，又有区别。
《辞海》上的解释是这样的：“通过影射，讽喻，双关等修辞手法，在善意的微笑中，揭露生活中的讹谬和不通情理之处。
列宁说：幽默是一种优美的，健康的品质。
正因如此，有人把幽默看作是一个人成熟的一种表现。
我们今天的生活充满阳光和欢笑，但不妨在紧张的劳作之余，让幽默充当精神上的按摩师。
那时，生活将更富于乐趣.而且幽默让生命长久
挪威研究显示，拥有幽默感的成年人比缺少生活乐趣者更长寿，极具幽默感的癌症患者比起缺乏幽默感患者，死亡率低70%。
幽默是一个相当热门的话题，幽默到底是什么，学术界并没有明确一致的解释。
幽默来源于生活，是学来的。
幽默是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式，是艺术化的语言。
幽默是一种艺术方法，用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。
诙谐—谈吐幽默风趣。
《汉书·东方朔传》：“其言专商鞅、韩非之语也，指意放荡，颇复诙谐。
” 唐杜甫《社日》诗之一：“尚想东方朔，诙谐割肉归。
”许地山《枯杨生花》：“ 思敬 底心情很坦荡，有时也很诙谐。
”[1]语言进化中国有几千年文明史，语言文化日渐成熟。
语言从原始到进化，有不断渐进的历程。
原始人劳动方式简单，只是打猎、耕种的活动，语言也就简单，说的就是一般生活和干活的事。
使用机械生产后，劳动方式复杂了，在集体活动中，人们之间的关系与交往也变得复杂了，特别是在商业和外交活动中，语言稍有不慎常会造成麻烦。
在交往中，由于许多话不宜用直白的说法，人们就学会了用启发式的语言。
例如长者死了，一般总会说是“去世”、“不在”、“已故”之类，不会直说:“我爸爸死了”的。
早年妇女提到她丈夫，或丈夫提到他妻子，也都不好意思直说，而是说:“孩子他爹”，“孩子他妈”。
有的老太太说她丈夫是:“我们家那烟袋杆儿”，都拐了个弯，使用曲折、含蓄的说法。
人们最初说的“去拉屎”、“去撒尿”，后来也不直说了，而是说:“上茅房”、“上厕所”，再往后说:“去洗手间”，“去化妆室”了。
这是因为人们之间关系日渐复杂与文明进步所带来的语言进化的结果。
俗话说熟能生巧，使用语言也一样，尤其是在玩笑之间，人们说 幽默广告话常会用“巧”。
比如说：“我一人吃饱，全家不饿”，一听就明白说的是：过独身生活。
记得作家马克·吐温说过：“戒烟最容易了，我就戒过二百多次。
”但人们一听就会明白，他说的是老也戒不掉
这种说法意思明白，又很滑稽，显然都是经过艺术加工的语法，是创造性的语言，自然是出于智慧的。
这就是幽默。
由来幽默并不是自从汉字诞生就有的词汇。
大多数人认为该词为国学大师林语堂先生于1924年最先介绍入中国，对此，中国地域文化研究会委员、山东省民间文艺家协会理事张继平认为并不确切，张继平向记者介绍说，第一个将英语单词“humor”译成中文的应该是国学大师王国维，时间比林语堂首次使用“幽默”的译法早18年。
王国维在1906年出版了《屈子文学之精神》一书，书中普议及“humor”一词，并将其音译成“欧穆亚”，认为“欧穆亚”是一种达观的人生态度，但并未展开论述，以后也未再议。
1924年，林语堂在《晨报》副刊上连续撰文，定“幽默”为“humor”的汉译名。
因此，从严格意义上讲，“humor”一词的中文翻译第一人应该是王国维，“humor”进入中国已整整100年。
据了解，“幽默”一词在我国最早出现于屈原的《九章·怀沙》：“煦兮杳杳， 屈原孔静幽默。
”此处的“幽默”意为“幽默无声”。
然而，“幽默”一词作为音译的外来词，与古汉语词语“幽默”并无关系。
只是随着“幽默”一词新义的淬，“幽默”作为古汉语词语的本义逐渐被新义所取代。
林语堂解释道：“凡善于幽默的人，其谐趣必愈幽隐；而善于鉴赏幽默的人，其欣赏尤在于内心静默的理会，大有不可与外人道之滋味。
与粗鄙的笑话不同，幽默愈幽愈默而愈妙。
”林语堂把“humor” 译为“幽默”，当时许多文化名人也持有异议。
鲁迅曾认为它容易被误解为“静默”或“幽静”，而觉该译法不妥。
翻译家李青崖主张译为“语妙”、但“语妙天下 ”是句成语，有“光说不做”含义。
语言学家陈望道拟将其译成“油滑”，又觉不够确切，且有轻浮之嫌。
后来，语言学家唐栩侯又将其译作“谐穆”，认为一“谐 ”一“穆”构成“humor”整体。
最终，林语堂的翻译方法被世人所认可，一直沿用至今。
自20世纪20年代起，林语堂和中国新文学运动旗手鲁迅一起，运用幽默手法开展反帝反封建的政治、思想和文化斗争，在初中中探索幽默理论，并创造了基调高亢、语言诙谐、讽喻犀利的“语丝体”散文，而林语堂本人也被称为“幽默大师”。
χυμ词源含义： 英语、法语中的humour一词来自古希腊医学，他们相信人类身体有四大类液体控制健康及情绪，称之为“χυμ”(chymos)，大意是指汁液，它们包括血、黄胆汁、痰及黑胆汁，抑郁是由于体内“黑胆汁”过盛所致，而解决方法正是开怀大笑。
英国人以Humour一字演化成有趣的意思，1924年林语堂按照英文翻译成幽默一词。
英语中的humour也可写作humor，但两个词又有所差别。
而且，在西方世界中，Humour一词并不一定都含有有趣的意思。
法文中的humour（或写为Humeur），是指心情，而不存有幽默之意。
剑桥大学解剖学家约翰·赫非特(John Hadfield）认为，虽然人类已开始掌握愤怒、抑郁的机制，但对发笑的认识仍十分有限。
为什么我们看见政客在电视上打喷嗤会发笑，依然是个谜。
种类相声：通过语言或者对话来达到幽默的效果。
恶搞-小胖笑话：通过一个有趣的小故事来使人们感到好笑。
无厘头：利用表面毫无逻辑关联的语言和肢体动作，使人们有滑稽的感觉戏仿：通过模仿来使人们感到滑稽。
恶搞：通过毫无道理的方式（例如在照片上画八字胡），来使观看者感到好笑。
三十秒幽默：通过一种较为短暂的幽默形式，让阅读者在短时间内享受到快乐，体验到幽默。
它的形式既可以是文字，图片还可以是视频。
黑色幽默：20世纪60年代在美国兴起的一个文学流派，对充满矛盾的荒谬的社会现实进行无奈、苦涩的冷嘲热讽。
后也指这种无奈、苦涩的表现风格。
是一种对现实采取嘲笑抨击，揭露和讽刺，幻想和否定结合在一起的“黑色”的“幽默”。
愚人节：能引出许多笑话的一天，人们以多种方式开周围的人的玩笑。
栋笃笑：是英文“Stand Up Comedy”的翻译。
这个翻译很“广东话”，不少香港人都觉得译很传神。
虽然这一词源自西方，但跟中国人的相声有不少相似的地方，只是在这个“求新”和“求创意”的年代，年青人较接受一些易明和生动的名词。
冷幽默：带有一点黑色幽默的成分，但又区别于黑色幽默。
之所以称之为“冷幽默”，是因为不仅要幽默，还要“冷”。
贱幽默：是类似于冷幽默，但又不同于冷幽默的幽默。
幽默意图并不明显，但过程中总会突出一方的强大，另外一方不畏强大不断挑战，给人以自找没趣，但过程中是智慧与趣味的巧妙结合。
当事人双方或多方一同构建挑战与被挑战时，并没有刻意地要去到引人发笑的效果，是一种很并不刻意的幽默，最终的笑都是由参与者及观众自己挖掘的幽默。
贱幽默是那种可以让人获取知识同时又产生记忆的幽默。
捷克式幽默：捷克作家赫拉巴尔作品的特点，在幽默中渗透的是对人和社会的思考与担忧，使人在笑过之后感受到一种辛酸和压抑。
白色幽默：白色幽默指令人恐惧而又感到好笑的话或句子网络幽默：主要以搞笑的网络语为主的幽默方式，例如：腹黑，坑爹，BQ5，潜水等等。
图片幽默:图片幽默就是以搞笑的、有趣的、能让人发笑的图片，可以是漫画、街头抓拍照片、PS恶搞作品，搞笑图片使人达到精神上放松的目的。
演讲中的幽默借助幽默的语言、句子1．造势我国著名作家老舍先生是好幽默的。
他在某市的一次演讲中，开头即说“我今天给大家谈六个问题”，接着，他第一、第二、第三、第四、第五，井井有条地谈下去。
谈完第五个问题，他发现离散会的时间不多了，于是他提高嗓门，一本正经地说：“第六，散会。
”听众起初一愣，不久就欢快地鼓起掌来。
老舍在这里运用的就是一种“平地起波澜”的造势艺术，打破了正常的演讲内容，从而出乎听众的意料，收到了幽默的效果。
2．省略1985年底，全国写作协会在深圳罗湖区举行年会。
开幕式上，省、市各级有关领导论资排辈，逐一发言祝贺。
轮到罗湖区党委书记发言时，开幕式已进行了很长时间。
于是他这样说：“首先，我代表罗湖区委和区政府，对各位专家学者表示热烈的欢迎。
”掌声过后，稍事停顿，他又响亮地说：“最后，我预祝大会圆满成功。
我的话完了。
”他以迅雷不及掩耳之势结束了演讲。
听众开始也是一愣，随后，即爆发出欢快的掌声。
因为，从“首先”一下子跳到“最后”，中间省去了其次、第三、第四……这样的讲话，如天外来石，出人预料，达到了石破天惊的幽默效果，确实是风格独具，心裁别出。
3．概括某大学中文系一次毕业生茶话会，首先是系党总支书记讲话，三分钟的即兴讲话主要是向毕业生表示祝贺。
然后是彭教授讲话，主题是希望同学们继续努力学习，还引用了列宁的名言。
第三个讲话的潘教授朗诵了高尔基的《海燕》片断，以此勉励毕业生们学习海燕的精神。
第四个讲话的系副主任希望同学们永远记住母校和老师们。
紧接着，毕业生们欢迎王教授讲话。
在毫无准备而又难以推辞的情况下，王教授站起来，先简单地回顾了数年来与同学们交往的几个难忘片断，最后一字一顿地说：“前面几位给大家提出了殷切的希望，可我还是喜欢说他们说过的话。
（笑声）第一，我要祝同学们胜利毕业
（笑声）第二，我希望同学们‘学习、学习、再学习’。
（笑声）第三，我希望同学们像海燕一样勇敢地搏击生活的风浪。
（笑声、掌声）第四，我希望同学们不要忘记母校，不要忘记辛勤培育你们的老师们
”在这里，王教授通过对前面四个人的演讲主题的简练概括，旧瓶装新酒，不落窠臼，结束了一次机智、风趣且具有个性特点的演讲。
借助道具产生幽默1．对比鲁迅先生在结束《在上海中华艺术大学的演讲》时说：“以上是我对于美术界观察所得几点意见。
“今天我带来一幅中国五千年文化的结晶，请大家欣赏欣赏。
”说着，他一手伸进长袍，把一卷纸慢慢从衣襟上方伸出，打开一看，原来是一幅病态丑陋的月份牌。
顿时全场大笑。
鲁迅先生借助恰到好处的道具表演，与结束语形成鲜明的对比，极具幽默。
不仅使演讲在欢快的气氛中结束，而且使听众在笑声中进一步品味先生演讲的深意。
2．双关在延安的一次演讲会上，当演讲快结束时，掏出一盒香烟，用手指在里面慢慢地摸，但掏了半天也不见掏出一支烟来，显然是抽光了。
有关人员十分着急，因为烟瘾很大，于是有人立即动身去取烟。
一边讲，一边继续摸着烟盒，好一会，他笑嘻嘻地掏出仅有的一支烟，夹在手指上举起来，对着大家说：“最后一条
”这个“最后一条”，的话是最后一个问题，又是最后一支烟。
一语双关，妙趣横生，全场大笑，听众们的一点疲劳和倦意也在笑声中一扫而光了。
借助幽默的动作借助幽默的动作来结束演讲，这样的例子虽很少见，但不乏珠玑。
美国诗人、文艺评论家詹姆斯·罗威尔1883年担任驻英大使时，在伦敦举行的一次晚宴上发表了一篇名为《餐后演讲》的即席演说。
最后他说：“我在很小的时候听人讲过一个故事，讲的是美国一个卫理公会的牧师。
他在一个野营的布道会上布道，讲了约书亚的故事。
他是这样开头的：‘信徒们，太阳的运行方式有三种，第一种是向前或者说是径直的运动；第二种是后退或者说是向后的运动；第三种即在我们的经文中提到的－－静止不动。
’（笑声）先生们，不知你们是否明白这个故事的寓意，希望你们明白了。
今晚的餐后演讲者首先是走径直的方向（起身离座，做示范）－－即太阳向前的运动。
然后他又返回，开始重复自己－－即太阳向后的运动。
最后，凭着良好的方向感，将自己带到终点。
这就是我们刚才说过的太阳静止的运动。
”（在欢笑声中，罗威尔重又入座）这种紧扣话题的传神动作表演，唯妙唯肖，天衣无缝，怎能不赢得现场听（观）众的热烈掌声和欢笑声
演讲的幽默式结尾方法是不胜枚举的。
关键是演讲者要具有幽默感，并能在演讲中恰如其分地把握住演讲的气氛和听众的心态，才能使演讲结束语收到“余音绕梁，三日不绝”的轰动效应。
冷幽默 幽默漫画冷幽默带有一点黑色幽默的成分，但又区别于黑色幽默。
可以理解为意图不明显的幽默。
当事人在讲一个冷幽默的时候，并没有刻意地要达到幽默的效果，是一种很随意的幽默，笑不笑由你。
冷幽默是那种淡淡的、在不经意间自然流露的幽默，是让人发愣、不解、深思、顿悟、大笑的幽默，是让人回味无穷的幽默。
由于冷幽默后半部分总会出乎人的意料，所以对冷幽默怀有积极看法的人听得冷幽默越多，冷幽默就会越冷。
原因是冷幽默的后半部分总是出乎听者意料之外的。
听者内心总暗示自己，“冷幽默的后半部分内容是猜不到的”，但是人的好奇心却让听者继续猜。
最终导致的结果就是“注意力集中和思维地投入”这个思维过程的加长或加深。
说俏皮中国北方俗话“俏皮”，意为机巧、有趣，有时带有弄巧的含义。
俏皮话，就是巧而有趣的话。
平常说:“吃饭去”
改说:“填肚子去”
这里就有点游戏的口气。
人们喜好游戏，得机会总想玩一下、轻松一下，有时也会是想显摆一下个人智巧，故作俏皮取笑。
在一般民间俗语里面，就有说得挺俏皮的话，如说:“不卖油，光敲梆子”，是只说不干的意思。
又如:“趁台阶下驴”，借机会罢手的意思；“打一巴掌揉三揉”，打击之后安抚一下的意思；“吃豆腐报肉账”，这句更好理解。
比喻，意思很明白，有幽默感。
北方有一种俏皮话，分两句说。
头一句像谜语，后一句像解谜。
如:“狗咬刺猬－－没处下嘴”“阎王出告示－－鬼话连篇”，“老虎屁股－－摸不得”。
也多用比喻，都很有趣逗笑。
幽默的语言方式，大多很俏皮。
《调谑编》记载过苏轼的幽默:坡公在维扬，一日设客，十余人皆名士。
米元章亦在座。
酒半，元章忽起自赞曰:“世人皆以芾为颠，愿质之子瞻。
”公笑曰:“吾从众。
”(米元章名芾，苏轼字子瞻)“吾从众”用现代话说是“我服从多数”，而且“吾从众”又是巧借《论语》中孔子的一句话，这都是含蓄地说:“就是颠的。
”说得俏皮，很有趣。
《启颜录》记载:后魏孙绍为太府少卿，高帝问:“卿年何老
”曰:“臣年虽老，臣卿乃少。
”遂迁正卿。
一句俏皮的回答，使孙绍从少卿提为正卿，升了一大级。
幽默图片相关名词幽默感的基础是亲切感，它所感知与关注的对象是“人性化程度”。
它能够感知到低于自身人性化状态的事物，并且对人性化的趋势作出反应。
因此可以说，幽默感是一种以高见低的亲切感。
普通幽默：比如形态上，小孩学习走路的动作让大人感到幽默，小狗小猫的人性化动作让人们感到幽默，哪怕是一个水杯，如果把它想象成站立着的人类，也会让人们产生幽默感。
幽默是良好的人性化趋势。
黑色幽默：与普通幽默相反，黑色幽默是用于感知人性的物质化、动物化。
比如社会压力过重，个人被压抑成某种物质形象的机器，就让人产生出了黑色幽默。
房奴被压迫成蜗牛的形象，就是黑色幽默。
另一方面，博览群书，拓宽自己的知识面。
知识积累到了一定程度，与不同的人在各种场合接触就会胸有成竹、从容自如。
培养高尚的情趣和乐观的信念。
一个心胸狭窄、思想消极的人是不会有幽默感的，幽默属于那些心胸宽广、对生活满怀热情的人。
提高观察力和想象力，要善于运用联想和比喻。
多参加社会交往，多接触不同性格的人。
增强社会交往能力，也可以使自己的幽默感增强。
换位思考的幽默幽默是因为“出人意料”，“匪夷所思”，或夸张，或奇怪。
这无不是换位思考的结果。
换位思考，就是不按常理出牌，摆脱正常思维，出其不意，让人有意外的惊喜，让人哭笑不得。
与换位思考差不多的是“走极端”，把一件事，一个人，一样东西，用夸张的词语，不协调的语句表达出来，将其夸张到极致，便能得到意想不到的效果，让人感到好笑。
编辑本段心理功能从心理学角度剖析，幽默是一种绝妙的防御机制。
这个机制，不仅可以使当事人从尴尬中解脱，化烦恼为欢畅，变痛苦为愉快，而且还可以化干戈为玉帛，使当事人平息激动，回归理智，使彼此在新的基础上重拾默契，增进感情。
曾有位企业女高管，整天忙于工作和应酬，怠慢了丈夫，丈夫要同她离婚。
当丈夫问她离婚后要什么东西时，她说：“我什么都不要，只要你。
”丈夫听了怎能不心里一热，前嫌尽消
夫妻长年厮守，很难不发生牙齿与舌头打仗的事，与其哀叹抱怨，不如捷足先登，急中生智来点儿笑料，平衡心理，让生活更添温馨。
文学家富有幽默感，会使其作品趣味无穷；演说家富有幽默感，会使听众笑声不断；企业家富有幽默感，会使下属感到亲切；教育家富有幽默感，会更有效地启迪受业者的心灵；婚姻中夫妻充满幽默感，会使平凡的生活快乐温馨。
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