幽默又有意义的200词英文演讲稿带翻译
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. When the school-teacher chided them, they said, We went to meet the sages in dreamland. 有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。
当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。
”What did they say? demanded the teacher. “他们说什么了
”老师问到。
We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。
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英语演讲稿3分钟（以中学生的视角写一篇带幽默有翻译的演讲稿，以爱好和学习方法为话题 ）
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。
星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。
” “好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了
”
英语励志演讲稿，带翻译，三分钟左右，不要太长
Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.心之所愿，无事不成。
Where there is life, there is hope.有生命必有希望。
I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
（凡事比别人多一点点
多一点努力，多一点自律，多一点实践，多一点疯狂。
多一点点就能创造奇迹
） DEFINITION OF CRAZINESS Crazy stands for the human spirit of transcending oneself. It stands for the single-minded pursuit of dreams. It stands for the total devotion to your work. It stands for the passion of commitment to reach the goal. Once you have this craziness, you can achieve anything you want. Let alone learning English!疯狂的定义疯狂代表着人类超越自我的精神，代表着对理想的执着追求，代表着对事业忘我的全情投入，代表着不达目的绝不罢休的激情。
人一旦有了这种疯狂，做任何事都可以成功，何况攻克英语
ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM Forget about the days when it's been cloudy, But don't forget your hours in the sun. Forget about the times you've been defeated, But don't forget the victories you've won. Forget about the misfortunes you've encountered, But don't forget the times your luck has turned. Forget about the days when you've been lonely, But don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen. Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But don't forget to always have a dream.永不放弃梦想忘掉你的失意日子，但不要忘记黄金的时光。
忘掉你的一次次失败，但不要忘记你夺取的胜利。
忘掉你遭遇的不幸，但不要忘记你的时来运转。
忘掉你的孤独日子，但不要忘记你得到的友善的微笑。
忘掉你没有得以顺利实施的计划，但不要放弃你的梦想。
李阳的励志名言打击我吧
伤害我吧
折磨我吧
侮辱我吧
冤枉我吧
迫害我吧
Attack me! Hurt me! Torture me! Humiliate me! Mistreat me! Persecute me!让暴风雨都来吧
让我付出代价
让我心态归零
你使我兴奋
你使我斗志昂扬
你使我咬牙切齿
Let storms rage against me! Let me pay the price! Let me hit rock bottom! You excite me! You fill me with the spirit to fight! You make me grind my teeth!你使我百折不挠
你使我脱胎换骨
你使我变得更坚强
你使我成为真正的人
你是我最幸福的回忆
你是我终生感激的恩人
我不是人，我要重塑人的尊严
You make me determined! You make my completely reshape myself! You make me stronger! You make me a real man! You are my most joyful memory! I owe you all my life! I'm not human. I want to rebuild my dignity and honor. I want to reshape my life.特别赠言：让我们牺牲一些娱乐的时间、牺牲一些无聊的时间、牺牲一些闲聊的时间、牺牲一些为自己的穿着打扮苦恼的时间、牺牲一些思考如何吃的时间、牺牲一些打麻将的时间
让我们多一些反思自我、改造自我的时间
人一生总要成就一些事情
说一口流利的英语就是一件非常值得做的事，而且是一定可以做好的事
从中找到自己的快乐吧
找到自己的信心吧
找到自己的价值吧
找到奋斗的快感吧
找到克服重重困难的幸福吧
我只要有三顿饭吃，我就感到无比幸福和满足，我将不会再去考虑其它的东西
我只有一个心思：一定要讲一口流利的英语
我就不信我做不到
在这种状态下，你肯定成功
你肯定会拥有一切你需要的东西，你想拒绝都没有办法
你想庸俗都没有选择
成功、名誉、财富
一切都随之而来
而那些天天在想他们自己未来需求的人，最终也只能白日做梦，越做越远
让我们将我们的欲望集中在一个地方，那就是早日攻克英语
一旦成功，你的人生历史一定会重写
英语演讲稿3分钟带翻译
Keep Your Direction 坚持你的方向What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal.On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead.Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life.You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time.翻译：如果了你会怎么做
很可能会选择。
然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚的方向和目标。
在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。
它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。
否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。
方向意味着目标。
人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。
你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。
这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。
而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。
初中英语演讲稿，带翻译，50字就行了，关于笑话的，小故事的就行。
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。
在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。
这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。
” One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult. Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. At this point, one passenger became furious. For Pete's sake, he shouted, If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night! 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。
但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。
只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。
” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦
我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。
但请你们相信好了。
只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。
” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。
”
英语三分钟演讲稿，大约150的字数。
关于幽默、励志。
最好带翻译。
急
People and animals get alongIn colorful in nature, life with two perfect biological, one kind is human, another kind is the animals. Although they are creatures, but they never could get together and for humans to kill animals. But wild animals in zoos but it can and human be together.Say first peacock garden! Walked into a peacock garden, the garden in joyful play the peacock. Some are ramping and children; Some are issued by food; eat children And in the shade of a... I can't wait to buy a pack feed, also to feed the peacock. I thought the peacock certain will frighten is everywhere disorderly jump. But, it moves have made me by surprise: it's still standing there, sometimes put neck to eat the food on my hand. It shows what, shows where the animals can and human get along. Suddenly, I feed the peacock tail! It in the crowd, raise head, walked slowly as if in said: see, I am much more beautiful! Many people are surrounded by come, can peacocks renkai, let humans look at the screen. It shows where the animals can and human harmony!Soon, I arrived at again and tiger photos area. Where the tiger dorigo have to stare at me, that my whole body straight risked bean big sweat. I walk to the tiger cowardly, put his hand on the side of the body, the tiger tiger was lying motionless, put his hand on my shoulder, like a pair of good elder brothers... It shows where the animals can and human harmony!After the activity, let me know the human must and animal harmony!
英语幽默的演讲稿
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天的钱干什
” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢
” “她是个卖糖果的。
”
英语演讲稿2分钟带翻译关于勤奋
Discover yourself.Today I'm going to talk about discover yourself.今天我要谈的是：发现自己。
Ever since the accelerated development of human civilization, perpetual scientific discovery of nature have companied mankind all along the journey.自然科学的发现始终伴随着人类文明的飞速发展。
It was by discovering the around us that human beings have been able to live a more sophisticated life.通过对周围事物的观察和发现，我们人类已经过着更美好的生活。
However, as G.K. Chesterton once said “one may understand the cosmos, but never the ego, the self is more distance than any star.然而，切斯特顿曾经说过：“人们可以了解宇宙, 但从来不了解自己，自我的距离远超过任何星辰的距离。
”Thus, a life is a journey of unrelenting offers to discover more of ourselves.因此，生活是一个不屈不挠、努力发现自己的旅程。
When I was six, I constantly picture myself as an elegant and skilled pianist rendering Xiao Bang's nocturnal beautifully on the stage, receiving award and applause after my performance.当我六岁时，就不断想象自己像一个优雅和娴熟的钢琴家，在舞台上演奏肖邦的优美的小夜曲，在演奏结束后收获着奖励和掌声However, as I further my piano lessons, it was hard to be oblivious of my non-gifted skills.可是，在随后的钢琴课上，我发现我并没有演奏钢琴的天赋。
Sometimes I couldn't help but have this feeling of despair, when I woke up to the reality and discover that my goal was unrealistic.有时候，当我从梦中回到现实，发现自己的目标多么的不切实际，我忍不住感到绝望。
Brutal but real.现实是残酷的。
It was the first time; I had discovered that I couldn't have it at all, when I was twelve.12岁的时候，我第一次发现我不可能成为钢琴演奏家。
I thought the coolest job in the entire universe was to be a surgeon.我曾经以为在全世界外科医生是最酷的工作，。
I spent hours and hours watching the drama Grey's Anatomy and couldn't help falling in love with the kind of live those doctor lead on the scream.我一遍又一遍地观看情节剧《实习医生格蕾》，并不自觉地被那些尖叫的医生所吸引。
I was utterly mesmerized by the scalpel and all those fancy medical terms that use.我完全被手术刀和那些花哨的医疗用语迷住了。
However, I stop to dream about being a surgeon when I discover that it was the idea of being a surgeon that appeal to me, not what it truly was.但是，当发现成为一名外科医生只是一厢情愿时，我就不再侈想。
As a result, the dream ended and I discovered some more about myself.此后，随着梦想的破灭，我加深了对自己的了解。
This year, I turned sixteen and I could proudly say I do not dream to be, but ascertain to peruse being a lower in the future.在我十六岁那一年，我可以自豪地说，我不再梦想着成为什么什么，但却为未来制定了一个现实的目标。
Since junior high school I had always been awarded the most eloquent debater in every single debater participated in. I can not only think logically, but also deliver my thought promptly.从初中开始，我总是在比赛中被评为最佳辩手，我思维缜密、善于表达。
My huge interest in philosophy also acts my reason in whenever I tried to argue with something equivocal.对哲学的巨大兴趣使我总是试图去为一些模棱两可的问题寻找答案。
Being aware of the obstacles and the hardships on the way becoming a great lawyer never panics me, for the simple reason that I have this faith and passion in what I am aspiring after.我知道，要想成为一个伟大的律师其前路困难重重，但这并没有把我吓倒，那是因为我对我的追求充满了信心和激情。
G.K.Chesterton was absolutely correct; the most complicated part of comprehending the world is the study of somehow smaller world, ourselves.切斯特顿是对的，要想理解世界上最复杂的部分需要从对小的地方着手研究即从研究我们自己开始。
I subsequently realized that growing up is a process that discover yourselves.从那以后，我意识到成长的过程就是一个不断发现自己的过程。
We got to know what we truly are and become who we dream to be.我们需要知道真正的自己然后才能我成为我们梦想中的自己。
As we shape ourselves and as we shape of our lives.当我们塑造自己时，同时也在塑造我们的生活。
We gradually become more aware of limits and potentials, and consequently learn to adjust learn what's out there, and by that ladies and gentlemen I'm proud to say that I have discovered part of myself, sue to discovering today and definitely a lot more in the future.当我们逐渐认识道自己的不足和潜力，进而学着去适应和调整，并因此，女士们，先生们，我可以很自豪地说，我已经逐渐发现了自己，今天正在发现且明天会更多地发现自己。
I would always keep this in embedded in my heart.我将会永远记住这一点。
Things do not change, we do!虽然事情没有改变，但我们要改变
求小学4年级英语演讲稿100字+ 最难忘的一个人 要求带翻译
Hello everyone, I am going to talk about the most unforgettable person in my life, he is my father. My father is a humorous ,kind and clever person in my mind. when i am unhappy, he will tell me some fun jokes and i will smile every time. my father always smile whenever i saw him. eventhough when he has some problems, he will overcome the problems with smile. besides, my father will teach me a lot of thing that is useful and meaningful. for example he will teach me how to be a man in the world. so i love my father and will never forget him.你好各位， 我现在要讲一个我最难忘的人， 他就是我爸爸。
他是一个幽默 仁慈 还有聪明的人。
每次当我不开心的时候， 他都会讲一些笑话给我听，我马上就会笑起来。
每次我见我爸爸 他都是笑笑口的， 无论他有什么麻烦， 他都会笑着去解决。
我爸爸还会教我一些有用的东西。
例如， 他会教我怎么去做一个男人在世界上。
所以我爱我爸爸 而已我容易也不会忘记他。
如果里面有些单词你觉得难的话 自己改一下吧 怎么说你都是讲的人， 讲出来顺口就好了
一篇三分钟的英语演讲稿，介绍新奇的事物或事情，用简单幽默的语言，急求
满意的必定采纳
“天助自助者”heaven helps the one who help himselfToday,I am going to put our focus on the statement Heaven helps the one who help himself. I don't know what you would think of this statement once you hear that.But just let me share with you my point of view.In my opinion,chances will only be given to those who treasure every opportunity around them.In order to help yourself,you have to treasure yourself,you have to have faith in yourself in the first place.You have to say I can do it to yourself.Once you believe that you can overcome the difficulties,you will get driven and easily realize the help or chances sent by God to you.Ultimately,you will get the job done and become successful.However,if you don't even help yourself,you have low self-esteem,you lack confidence,you lose faith of yourself,you don't believe that you could make it,for sure,God is not going to help you as you don't even treasure yourself.You don't even realize your own value.Even if there're chances,you will never know how to take it wisely.Maybe you would say,not everyone in the world know how to help oneself.But I don’t agree with this claim.It has nothing to do with your intelligence,it is simply a decision.If you decide to help yourself,you would.If you want to help yourself to increase your confidence,you could join the leadership training courses,you could try to find out your strengths and merits (I believe everyone have them) instead of merely sitting there and do nothing,meaning not helping yourself.Those who have self-confidence would probably get the job done more easily than those who lack it.This is God’s plan.Therefore,it is all about what attitude you have.When you don't help yourself,all the help given by God would just be wastage.Once you help yourself,God will do the rest for you.In a nutshell,those who help themselves will see the help from God,those who don’t,won’t see it.Thank you.
